You fixed that quickly 🙂
You fixed that quickly 🙂
81, playing and still alive 👍👍👍
Jack, coke and smokes make up the fountain of youth.
That makes three smoke free years for Kieth.
Still out running the reaper
Maybe it was living at Edith Grove that is Keith’s secret for longevify 🤔👍
Merry Keithmas.
Wow.
I remember back in high school late 70’s early 80’s thinking that Keith would be dead by the time he hit 40. Luckily, he proved me wrong. Rock on brother
Has he signed up for guitar lessons yet?
Happy birthday Keith 🎂👏🏻
Guess I'll start smoking and drinking.
Not enough drugs. Not enough rolls Royce. Not enough swimming pools. Not enough broken hotel rooms. Not enough. When it's not enough, it's not Keith
And with Keith, clearly every candle represents a decade on earth
Was there a fire marshal present ?
I love the old joke - "Breaking News! Keith Richard's found alive in a hotel room."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzaG...
Imagine being rich enough to drink whatever you want and choosing Jack Daniels and Coors!
I saw Keith with some mates of his in 1965, then again about 40 years later with much the same band. Keith gives me courage in many ways, including how to tell the dull world to fuck off. My favorite quote of his: “This rock n roll thing - it takes a long time to get it right.”
Happy 81st Birthday Keith! 💥
It’s a Miracle!
"Captain Edward Teague, Keeper of the Pirate Codex" sorry, every time i see him that's all i see now lol
Happy Birthday, Keef!🎂🎶
Alt role model ❤️❤️
81 candles, which represents the number of ages that he's lived through. Ice age, stone age, bronze age...
Living proof that drugs and alcohol won't kill you
Type O. You mean 181, right? 😅
❤️
This motherfucker must have the One Ring in his back pocket.
Happy birthday
only man i know that is 100% made of booze
🔥🎶
Keith Richards "I'm a Sagittarius, half-man, half-horse, with a license to shit in the street."
Better living through chemistry
✌️❣️
There aren't that many candles in existence. "Come around, children, and Keith will tell us what he witnessed in the manger that long ago evening. And then he'll tell us about his good friend Gilgamesh."
🎂 🎁 🎈 🎉 🎉 🎂
I thought he turned 81 in 1639
I have a feeling Keith Richard's will out last this apocalypse
My God, you’re old Keith! HBD!
Wow, he only looks 115!
And on the eighth day, God created Keith Richards, because God loves to rock!
He must have some 🐲Dragon🐲 🩸blood🩸 in him
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I thought he was 81 ten years ago
He could have a long future in American politics!
😂
Well done Keith Please keep rocking on
Happy birthday Keith❤️
Helped Keith drink a bottle of Rebel Yell with Wayne Bennett and a local DJ backstage at the Chicago Blues Fest one year. Then we all walked over to the Petrillo Bandshell backstage for an audience with Ray Charles. That was a pretty fucking cool day.
I'm worried about the kind of world we're leaving for Keith
Read his book Life a few months ago. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
Read it when it came out, and then someone gave me the book as a present a few years ago. Read it again!
He is certainly something else.
He is a living wonder..life long drug,alcohol, and cigarette addict and he's still alive..the human body is so amazing.
He's lived and enjoyed every year. Good for him.
Happy Birthday to Keith Richards!
The *original* OG. 🏆
happy birthday Keith ( I think he died 8 years ago but no one has the heart to tell him) rock on
My favorite Keith Richards joke. God and Adam in the Garden of Eden. Adam: "God, thanks, this is great. I just have one question... who's that guy over there? God: "Oh, that's Keith Richards. He was here when I arrived."
Listen, sonny Jim. Sleeping like this (upside down) will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
Probably immortal 💓
Saw Keith with the Stones this year and WOW! - he’s still rockin’ strong!❤️
Saw an interview of Ronnie Wood years ago, interviewer was talking about Keith trashing hotel rooms, asked Ronnie if he ever stayed in a room with Keith ? 'No, but I once tried staying in the same hotel as him'.....lol
Looking at all the trouble in the world today, I really worry about the type of world we are going to leave for Keith Richards?
Living proof that you CAN pickle your innards with nicotine and cocaine.
In that last photo he looks 101
Looks like he's had work done! JK. Amazing musician.
Normally, I would say, “Protect this man at all costs,” but I think he’s got it.
I honestly think he's got another 20 years in him.
Goodness, I actually thought he was older. Anyway, Happy Birthday Keith!! Love the Stones!
“I’m not getting old – I’m evolving.” - Keith Richards
Keef quit circling the sun, he is now circling the galaxy.
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Happy Birthday 👋 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁, Keith.
In the 80's Bill Hicks was saying that only bugs and Keith Richards would survive global nuclear war. It gets funnier every decade
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thanks for all the melodies.
The only 81 year old who manages to look way way older. He reminds me of an unwrapped Egyptian mummy
Johnny Depp's inspiration for Captain Jack?
He's heading for a George Burns moment at 100, where George lights a cigar and says, "See, I told you so".
When Keith Richards was a child he didn't celebrate Christmas because Jesus wasn't born yet.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrIV...
I hope I look that good when I’m 81…
How did he pull THAT off?!?
Keith Richards and his daughters. When they croak he will inherit everything.
He’s aged so well
Immortan Keef.
Happy happy day K.R.
He doesn’t look a day over 143. Keep on keeping on Keith. Hope the shop’s still doing good business.
I guess its true what they say; in a nuclear holocaust only 2 things would survive. Cockroaches and Keith Richards; he's still going.
Does he still do candles, at his age 😏 💉💉💉
Science should study his longevity. 81 years with this lifestyle. Wild. Not that guy who injects his offspring’s blood.