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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social

81 Candles🎂 today for the one, the only KEITH RICHARDS

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dec 18, 2024, 10:13 am • 2,372 245

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Frank Kockelkoren 🌱 @cyberfrankie.bsky.social

You fixed that quickly 🙂

dec 18, 2024, 10:14 am • 5 0 • view
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Jailhouse @jailhouse-dog.bsky.social

81, playing and still alive 👍👍👍

dec 18, 2024, 10:26 am • 10 0 • view
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More Trees Less Assholes @youdou.bsky.social

Jack, coke and smokes make up the fountain of youth.

dec 18, 2024, 12:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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DoomerHermit @doomerhermit.bsky.social

That makes three smoke free years for Kieth.

dec 18, 2024, 12:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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CanAdrian🇨🇦🇺🇦 @adrianmjo.bsky.social

Still out running the reaper

dec 18, 2024, 2:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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Henry Ross @henryross.bsky.social

Maybe it was living at Edith Grove that is Keith’s secret for longevify 🤔👍

dec 18, 2024, 12:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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PhilipBruce @dexterdavey.bsky.social

Merry Keithmas.

dec 18, 2024, 4:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ligia Morris @tat2dfarmlady.bsky.social

Wow.

dec 18, 2024, 11:12 am • 2 0 • view
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bill1964.bsky.social @bill1964.bsky.social

I remember back in high school late 70’s early 80’s thinking that Keith would be dead by the time he hit 40. Luckily, he proved me wrong. Rock on brother

dec 18, 2024, 3:56 pm • 4 0 • view
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Kelly Cox @bfgaloot.bsky.social

Has he signed up for guitar lessons yet?

dec 18, 2024, 8:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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💙 . @djvagirl.bsky.social

Happy birthday Keith 🎂👏🏻

dec 18, 2024, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Webpuppy45 @webpuppy45.bsky.social

Guess I'll start smoking and drinking.

dec 18, 2024, 2:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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mickeymeme.bsky.social @mickeymeme.bsky.social

Not enough drugs. Not enough rolls Royce. Not enough swimming pools. Not enough broken hotel rooms. Not enough. When it's not enough, it's not Keith

dec 18, 2024, 11:59 am • 2 0 • view
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Random Dude 6 @randomdude-6.bsky.social

And with Keith, clearly every candle represents a decade on earth

dec 18, 2024, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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B D Gus Stone @bdstone.bsky.social

Was there a fire marshal present ?

dec 18, 2024, 4:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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BigBlueCat @bigcat6.bsky.social

I love the old joke - "Breaking News! Keith Richard's found alive in a hotel room."

dec 18, 2024, 2:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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rivieraparadise.bsky.social @rivieraparadise.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzaG...

dec 18, 2024, 6:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tom S. @tcstoll.bsky.social

Imagine being rich enough to drink whatever you want and choosing Jack Daniels and Coors!

dec 18, 2024, 7:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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Peter Josyph @peterjosyph.bsky.social

I saw Keith with some mates of his in 1965, then again about 40 years later with much the same band. Keith gives me courage in many ways, including how to tell the dull world to fuck off. My favorite quote of his: “This rock n roll thing - it takes a long time to get it right.”

dec 18, 2024, 12:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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Walker Green @walkergreen.bsky.social

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dec 18, 2024, 10:46 am • 65 4 • view
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Lisa @ladamz.bsky.social

Happy 81st Birthday Keith! 💥

dec 18, 2024, 3:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jerome @jeromyo.bsky.social

It’s a Miracle!

dec 18, 2024, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Quickstrike @quickstrike81.bsky.social

"Captain Edward Teague, Keeper of the Pirate Codex" sorry, every time i see him that's all i see now lol

dec 19, 2024, 10:54 am • 1 0 • view
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james1s.bsky.social @james1s.bsky.social

Happy Birthday, Keef!🎂🎶

dec 18, 2024, 2:46 pm • 5 0 • view
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michel-forestier.bsky.social @michel-forestier.bsky.social

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dec 18, 2024, 11:42 am • 6 0 • view
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Tuneraider @tuneraider.bsky.social

Alt role model ❤️❤️

dec 18, 2024, 11:12 am • 3 0 • view
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The Fate of Ophelia @thefateofophelia.bsky.social

dec 18, 2024, 12:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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cirroccojones.bsky.social @cirroccojones.bsky.social

81 candles, which represents the number of ages that he's lived through. Ice age, stone age, bronze age...

dec 18, 2024, 12:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kitt Gagnon @kittredge.bsky.social

Living proof that drugs and alcohol won't kill you

dec 18, 2024, 12:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tony Fernandez Sam @tonyfernandezsam.bsky.social

Type O. You mean 181, right? 😅

dec 18, 2024, 4:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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VildaHilda @vildahilda.bsky.social

❤️

dec 18, 2024, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social

This motherfucker must have the One Ring in his back pocket.

dec 18, 2024, 7:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Resist the 🍊🤡 oligarchy!! 🔥🔥 @i6998.bsky.social

Happy birthday

dec 18, 2024, 4:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Taco de Vries @tacootje.bsky.social

only man i know that is 100% made of booze

dec 18, 2024, 12:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Travis Gaetz Official @travisgaetz.bsky.social

🔥🎶

dec 18, 2024, 1:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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DJI-DJI @jackie-x.bsky.social

Keith Richards "I'm a Sagittarius, half-man, half-horse, with a license to shit in the street."

dec 18, 2024, 5:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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🍿 Mike Moore 🍿 @sonofadutch.bsky.social

Better living through chemistry

dec 18, 2024, 3:19 pm • 4 0 • view
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man of mystery 🐝 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @thinkingmansgame.bsky.social

dec 18, 2024, 12:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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viv42.bsky.social @viv42.bsky.social

✌️❣️

dec 18, 2024, 1:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Peter Wombatus @pwombatus.bsky.social

There aren't that many candles in existence. "Come around, children, and Keith will tell us what he witnessed in the manger that long ago evening. And then he'll tell us about his good friend Gilgamesh."

dec 19, 2024, 6:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Comiczette, (Jessie 😻 ) fam check ya vote cards plez @lovexlove4real.bsky.social

🎂 🎁 🎈 🎉 🎉 🎂

dec 19, 2024, 7:07 am • 0 0 • view
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annamrsl.bsky.social @annamrsl.bsky.social

I thought he turned 81 in 1639

dec 18, 2024, 12:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sakura Skies 🌸 @sakuraskies.bsky.social

I have a feeling Keith Richard's will out last this apocalypse

dec 19, 2024, 2:55 am • 2 0 • view
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janbelle.bsky.social @janbelle.bsky.social

My God, you’re old Keith! HBD!

dec 18, 2024, 4:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rainbow Trucknutz @rev-d00d.bsky.social

Wow, he only looks 115!

dec 18, 2024, 3:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chaplain Sophie Luther @sophieluther.bsky.social

And on the eighth day, God created Keith Richards, because God loves to rock!

dec 19, 2024, 12:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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𝔉𝔞𝔩𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔢𝔷𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢 🐉𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓🐉 @falameezer.bsky.social

He must have some 🐲Dragon🐲 🩸blood🩸 in him

dec 18, 2024, 11:13 am • 4 0 • view
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LibraLady @bookworm16.bsky.social

Keef on the Orient Express

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dec 18, 2024, 11:44 am • 9 0 • view
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Thor @thorvalhallen.bsky.social

youtu.be/q-QXotF03Yc?...

dec 18, 2024, 12:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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ohthatjackson.bsky.social @ohthatjackson.bsky.social

I thought he was 81 ten years ago

dec 18, 2024, 4:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Walterdoodle @walterdoodle.bsky.social

He could have a long future in American politics!

dec 18, 2024, 10:37 am • 10 0 • view
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Natasha Posy @natashaposy.bsky.social

😂

dec 18, 2024, 11:42 am • 3 0 • view
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Kevin @nailbasher.bsky.social

Well done Keith Please keep rocking on

dec 18, 2024, 4:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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itsjustmejustme.bsky.social @itsjustmejustme.bsky.social

Happy birthday Keith❤️‍

dec 18, 2024, 3:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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That Other Dude @theotherdude.bsky.social

Helped Keith drink a bottle of Rebel Yell with Wayne Bennett and a local DJ backstage at the Chicago Blues Fest one year. Then we all walked over to the Petrillo Bandshell backstage for an audience with Ray Charles. That was a pretty fucking cool day.

dec 19, 2024, 1:28 am • 2 0 • view
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Jim Loftus @aarp-antifa-club.bsky.social

I'm worried about the kind of world we're leaving for Keith

dec 18, 2024, 6:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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robevac.bsky.social @robevac.bsky.social

Read his book Life a few months ago. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

dec 18, 2024, 10:14 am • 8 0 • view
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June @notjunecleaver.bsky.social

Read it when it came out, and then someone gave me the book as a present a few years ago. Read it again!

dec 18, 2024, 11:28 am • 6 0 • view
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Uwaine @uwaine.bsky.social

He is certainly something else.

dec 18, 2024, 11:43 am • 3 0 • view
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ford427stroker.bsky.social @ford427stroker.bsky.social

He is a living wonder..life long drug,alcohol, and cigarette addict and he's still alive..the human body is so amazing.

dec 18, 2024, 1:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bxboy @bxboy56.bsky.social

He's lived and enjoyed every year. Good for him.

dec 18, 2024, 1:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lucinda Abra @lucindaabra.bsky.social

Happy Birthday to Keith Richards!

dec 18, 2024, 2:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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KHW @krysiaw.bsky.social

The *original* OG. 🏆

dec 18, 2024, 2:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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mememe1955.bsky.social @mememe1955.bsky.social

happy birthday Keith ( I think he died 8 years ago but no one has the heart to tell him) rock on

dec 18, 2024, 4:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Contrariwise @mrcontrariwise.bsky.social

My favorite Keith Richards joke. God and Adam in the Garden of Eden. Adam: "God, thanks, this is great. I just have one question... who's that guy over there? God: "Oh, that's Keith Richards. He was here when I arrived."

dec 18, 2024, 1:16 pm • 20 2 • view
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Barry Lithauer @barrylithauer.bsky.social

Believe he was 40 in this pic.

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dec 18, 2024, 12:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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DMAC @eyepumapants.bsky.social

Listen, sonny Jim. Sleeping like this (upside down) will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.

dec 18, 2024, 2:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rhi B 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @rhib.bsky.social

Probably immortal 💓

dec 18, 2024, 11:55 am • 2 0 • view
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plm18.bsky.social @plm18.bsky.social

Saw Keith with the Stones this year and WOW! - he’s still rockin’ strong!❤️

dec 18, 2024, 12:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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LannaMick @lanna-mick.bsky.social

Saw an interview of Ronnie Wood years ago, interviewer was talking about Keith trashing hotel rooms, asked Ronnie if he ever stayed in a room with Keith ? 'No, but I once tried staying in the same hotel as him'.....lol

dec 18, 2024, 12:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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quokkafella.nafofellas.com @quokkafella.nafofellas.com

Looking at all the trouble in the world today, I really worry about the type of world we are going to leave for Keith Richards?

dec 18, 2024, 1:04 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dylan Buffum @dylanjcb.bsky.social

Living proof that you CAN pickle your innards with nicotine and cocaine.

dec 18, 2024, 1:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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geordiedoonsooth.bsky.social @geordiedoonsooth.bsky.social

In that last photo he looks 101

dec 19, 2024, 2:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Missa Laneous @mimiinsharon2022.bsky.social

Looks like he's had work done! JK. Amazing musician.

dec 18, 2024, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social

Normally, I would say, “Protect this man at all costs,” but I think he’s got it.

dec 18, 2024, 5:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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GrisGris @grisgris4me.bsky.social

I honestly think he's got another 20 years in him.

dec 18, 2024, 5:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stoned Feminist @ladylinds.bsky.social

dec 18, 2024, 10:30 am • 4 0 • view
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natnewscot🇨🇦🍁 @natnewscot.bsky.social

Goodness, I actually thought he was older. Anyway, Happy Birthday Keith!! Love the Stones!

dec 18, 2024, 2:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rosella Melanson @rosellam.bsky.social

“I’m not getting old – I’m evolving.” - Keith Richards

dec 18, 2024, 11:39 am • 5 0 • view
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Davey Jones Locker @neoblaque.bsky.social

Keef quit circling the sun, he is now circling the galaxy.

dec 18, 2024, 12:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Olivia @olivia1231.bsky.social

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dec 18, 2024, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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GloriaLynn @glorialynn.bsky.social

Happy Birthday 👋 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁, Keith.

dec 18, 2024, 11:08 am • 6 0 • view
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MamaQueer 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her/hers 🇦🇺 @mamaqueer.bsky.social

In the 80's Bill Hicks was saying that only bugs and Keith Richards would survive global nuclear war. It gets funnier every decade

dec 18, 2024, 2:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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woodsybell.bsky.social @woodsybell.bsky.social

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thanks for all the melodies.

dec 18, 2024, 11:48 am • 2 0 • view
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Michael Powell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿#FBPE🇺🇦 🐧 @michaelpowell.bsky.social

The only 81 year old who manages to look way way older. He reminds me of an unwrapped Egyptian mummy

dec 18, 2024, 2:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mr Jackson @mrjackson19.bsky.social

Johnny Depp's inspiration for Captain Jack?

dec 18, 2024, 2:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Democracy-Rising @demsrising.bsky.social

He's heading for a George Burns moment at 100, where George lights a cigar and says, "See, I told you so".

dec 19, 2024, 12:55 am • 1 0 • view
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𝓢𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓣𝓻𝓪𝓶𝓹 @scootertramp.bsky.social

When Keith Richards was a child he didn't celebrate Christmas because Jesus wasn't born yet.

dec 18, 2024, 3:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Joe Delmonaco @joepd.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrIV...

dec 18, 2024, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pim Barnett @pimbarnett.bsky.social

1965 USA tour

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dec 18, 2024, 12:09 pm • 4 1 • view
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BlueFairyVA @bluefairyva.bsky.social

I hope I look that good when I’m 81…

dec 18, 2024, 11:56 am • 2 0 • view
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FOGGthat 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @foggthat.bsky.social

How did he pull THAT off?!?

dec 18, 2024, 1:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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kittyro @kittty75.bsky.social

Keith Richards and his daughters. When they croak he will inherit everything.

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dec 18, 2024, 1:12 pm • 8 0 • view
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Dan Manatt @danmanatt.bsky.social

He’s aged so well

dec 18, 2024, 2:12 pm • 4 0 • view
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L.G. @pizzapup.bsky.social

Happy birfday, Keef.💐🎸🥃🎂

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dec 18, 2024, 5:41 pm • 3 0 • view
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Only the Tony @acripedes.bsky.social

Immortan Keef.

dec 18, 2024, 1:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nicole Danielle @borncurious.bsky.social

Happy happy day K.R.

dec 18, 2024, 2:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Stringy @stringvest.bsky.social

He doesn’t look a day over 143. Keep on keeping on Keith. Hope the shop’s still doing good business.

dec 18, 2024, 11:25 am • 5 0 • view
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Brandon Trabon @brandon-trabon.bsky.social

I guess its true what they say; in a nuclear holocaust only 2 things would survive. Cockroaches and Keith Richards; he's still going.

dec 18, 2024, 12:52 pm • 5 0 • view
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rogeralien.bsky.social @rogeralien.bsky.social

Does he still do candles, at his age 😏 💉💉💉

dec 18, 2024, 4:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Benjamin Hyneck @benhyneck.bsky.social

Science should study his longevity. 81 years with this lifestyle. Wild. Not that guy who injects his offspring’s blood.

dec 18, 2024, 12:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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Arthur Comix @arthurcomix.bsky.social

The Ages of Keith

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dec 19, 2024, 10:28 am • 0 0 • view