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Jack Liu (Baconradar) @teflonslinky.bsky.social

Shortsighted of the raccoon, he could have sold the eggs to a bodenga (you wouldn't understand, it's a new york thing)

aug 29, 2025, 3:13 pm • 8 0

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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social

If it kept the eggs, in six months it would have 250 chickens. Within two years, it would have 3.9MM chickens and could sell their eggs for $1 each.

aug 29, 2025, 4:07 pm • 6 0 • view
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Jack Liu (Baconradar) @teflonslinky.bsky.social

Eggs at 1 dollar each?? What is this George Orwell's Animal House??

aug 29, 2025, 4:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social

no it is, donald trum'sp, america!

aug 29, 2025, 4:19 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jack Liu (Baconradar) @teflonslinky.bsky.social

-camera pans out to reveal the statue of liberty but with lots of bronzer-

aug 29, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view