My hopes want to be up, but I’m giving them the Tracy Jordan treatment.

What do we even do if it happens dusty? What do we even do? How am I supposed to sleep or work??

We all call in sick.

Agreed, light the beacon.

I said this to @texwestern.bsky.social I'll say it again: If Parsons ends up a packer we're gonna insufferable #onhere

Oh it’s going to be unreal

Yeah I'm gonna be exactly as insufferable as I always am. Which is to say: kinda insufferable?

I don’t think you’re insufferable at all, let’s ask @herooine.bsky.social she’s unbiased

HE'S THE MOST INSUFFERABLE

She loves me but she lies.

Not #onhere — this is a sufferable-only website.

I don’t have the other one anymore 😂

Nor do I

We’ll have to make an exception here for Micah. Sadly I don’t actually think we will end up having to use it lol

Unfortunately Kuhn was trolling but also an excellent troll by John.

I knew he was trolling as he’s not an insider but I still choose to believe the rest of the smoke has SOME relevance. Fully expect Micah to be a cowboy though I’m not that crazy lol

It's perhaps happening. www.si.com/nfl/packers/...

I don’t understand. I’m trying not to get my hopes up

I can't even imagine how Packers Twitter is reacting! The subreddit is going crazy!

Kuuuuuuuuuhn!

Might actually shit my pants

Me waking up with shit-free pants

He has to be doing this on purpose. I need to sleep tonight god damnit 😂