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Dusty @dustyevely.bsky.social

Kick off your shoes and dance in the dewy grass. Get in a car and start driving with no particular destination in mind. Start writing a book. Draw a picture of a flower. Pay $47M/year for a defensive player.

aug 29, 2025, 2:37 am • 25 3

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Ben 🧀 @benfromtx.bsky.social

We’re going to have the best D in the league with him out there. He’s worth 48!

aug 29, 2025, 2:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social

Buy flowers for no reason. Eat a second bowl of ice cream. Slot in a generational pass rusher into a new defensive with one week of practice.

aug 29, 2025, 2:44 am • 9 2 • view
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theGlenn @theglenn.me

Buy a coffee for the person behind you. Forgive yourself for that one thing that’s been bugging you. Maroon Kenny Clark in the desert under the care of a senile old man and his coterie of dipshits.

aug 29, 2025, 2:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Dusty @dustyevely.bsky.social

Hell yeah.

aug 29, 2025, 2:50 am • 2 0 • view