Irreparable

Gas here in Madison Wisconsin went up 40 cents a gallon and food aka groceries have not come down at all. What I do see is prices having heavily gone up at the stores most would go to because the prices were cheaper.

My wife: "I'm going to the grocery, need anything?" Me: "Why are you using old English?"

It's not the Gulf of America, it's the Gulf of English bsky.app/profile/prof...

No, it’s very clearly now the Gulf of Gilead!

His what???

And that would be a hard no! Groceries aren’t coming down. You must be mistaken Pres Trump, that was the stock market coming down. He’s too stupid. Who voted for him!

Needs more covfefe, maybe?

It took a period of time and now it's all good. Dude has no idea how much anything costs. Where's that go buy a chicken lady? Let them eat cake ..

I just think he legitimately doesn't ever know what grocery shopping is. His entire life has been eating meals prepared for him.

Wow, this one actually caused chest pain!

I had never heard the word "groceries" before Trump rediscovered it. My wife and I used to go shopping for victuals, comestibles, nutrients or sustenance. Now we go "grocery shopping". Thank you Mr President Sir. You are a true genius.

What's a collective noun for all of those foods that we buy?

Yummies.

You are watching The Comedy Channel

Prices are NOT coming down at the grocery store.

Gaslighting is NOT going down at the Oval Office.

Brings back such good memories of grocery shopping. I haven’t been in a week.

When was it not?

He’s said this before. Why does no one ask him what the modern word is for groceries?

What brain?

He and I have that in common I fear

Are we sure this aint a broken chatbot ?

The man who has never even interacted with someone who goes grocery shopping in his entire 78 years of life.

There is no brain.

Yet people were like, yeah he's ok while the media questioned Biden's mental acuity every day.

Yeah, no one really calls them 'groceries'...EXCEPT EVERY FUCKING PERSON WHO ACTUALLY GOES TO THE GROCERY STORE sorry for yelling

Seriously, wut.

Can’t break what he hasn’t got …

part of why his brain is broken is because he only eats bags of highly processed garbage that are handed to him. dude is like >60% inflammation. if he quit fast food cold turkey he'd get the bends and die.

That's how OUT OF TOUCH HE IS.

The groceries think you suck too

When my elderly parents started talking like this, they were tested by doctors for cognitive impairment.

Hes literally been saying the same thing about being amazed by the word “groceries” for like a year now. I guess one day he’ll get it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Was it ever not broken?

Dementia Don strikes again If you are not familiar with ‘ol’ Dementia Don, he is kinda like Magoo from the old cartoon. Except instead of comically poor eyesight, you have a wig wearing cheese puff with cobwebs between its ears and puppet strings that reach all the way to Russia

It’s a word he has had rare occasion to use.

He’s spoon fed McDonalds by servants. Probably never been to a grocery store. This fucking disaster has got to go.

He heard the word once, in an old film, and had no idea that people had to go buy food at a market or store. He figured it just appeared on plates a few times a day, served by his underpaid staff.

And just imagine how mentally deficient his voters are.

I honestly still can’t believe this is the president of the United States! This is the best person for the job?!

Trump has never driven a car to the grocery store and bought groceries. Not once in his entire life. Imagine Montgomery Burns confused between catsup and ketchup. It’s important because it shows how far detached Trump is from reality for the average American.

King Kumquats brain is cooked

If Biden talked like that everyone would of been saying he has dementia

I wish Biden would actually produce a skit where he’s being interviewed and says verbatim the things that Trump does.

SNL could do that

He’s never had to be the one to buy them for himself

Nothing is being done about groceries.

Madness

My gas and general goods (groceries) have not gone down at all

And these people think Biden was impaired?😂

Now so is mine.

Much like never owning a driver's license, Mr. Trump has NEVER shopped for groceries.

Big Lucille Bluth energy

If he doesn’t have a drivers license, how did he register to vote in Florida without it? I doubt he has a FL ID card. Let me guess, they know who he is, therefore they just gave him one.

The children he has touched pointed him out in a lineup.

Repeatedly:

Intelligence measured in groceries...

He is fluent in gibberish.

Hon, we need more groceries Hahaha silly woman, that's so old fashioned Hon, c'mere and look at this rolling pin up close

He’s so out of touch or maybe just delusional

Holy shit

🤣 yeah groceries are just so passe’.

What little bit of brain he had.

The word eggs, so petit bourgeois.

Why do his people keeping feeding him this bullshit? Stop the damn gaslighting

I think I've gone "grocery" shopping at least once a week for the last 60 years.

Totally.

His Brains been fucked for years. What’s so broke in American voters brains that he remained the most satisfactory choice for President in 24’?

Look into independent analysis of the election results. Between some very noticeable statistical anomalies, events surrounding the election & Trump repeatedly thanking Musk for his help with the voting machines, it's highly questionable that he actually won. The polls & crowds before say he didn't.

I’ve worked in the election policy and operation field for more than a decade. I don’t believe voting machines or ballots were changed/manipulated in the Presidential election. I happen to think most states do an admirable job conducting elections. Given the opportunity Trump would absolutely 1/2

Cheat. He has made regular statements threatening state elections administrators to give more control to his federal government. I do think Elon did and continues to (see Wisconsin) manipulate voters with bribes and micro targeting with disinformation campaigns to sway and confuse voters.

Respectfully, there's enough to merit a very thorough investigation. No system is impervious, not human and not computers. Many people who mailed their vote report it wasn't counted. Yes, there're reasons votes get discarded, but not so many. The leak of vote data from Nevada reveals oddities.

I appreciate your concerns about voting systems being vulnerable.You’re absolutely right to bring up absentee/ mail ballots being a real source of disenfranchisement. voter suppression is a real, constant threat a myriad of ways.Republicans consistently pass laws to make it harder to vote. 1/2

We are super fortunate that we have incredibly talented knowledgeable election lawyers like Marc Elias doing incredible wold in the courts to protect our vote and democracy, in general.

Thank you for the pleasant discussion of a concerning topic.

Likewise 😎

He eats the booty like groceries.

Quick, get the white coats for him.

He's probably never set foot in a grocery store.He doesn't know half of what prices were and are now.

Oh brother

He’s in total mental decline. Probably why you haven’t seen Melaria in a while. She’s counting the tips they bring back from the golf carts 😂🤣

The way he pronounces “groceries” tells me he has never shopped for any. Sometimes when I’m doing routine chores, I realize he has never done any of them. Buying food, cooking, shoveling snow, cleaning the toilet. Now there’s a thought.

You are so generous to assume Trump has a brain. Didn’t he claim he invented the word “groceries” a few months ago?

He said a lot of things a few months ago that are suddenly not correct.

Trump supporters (my whole family), “HE’S BRILLIANT”!

Observing as a person who buys groceries and is responsible for budgeting and feeding a family -- omg, this man has never shopped for or fed anyone, has he? He can't relate to common Americans on the most basic level. Probably also never changed his babies' diapers. Or washed a dish, God forbid.

Sundowning into dementia as well.

This sort of incoherent rambling has caused a medical doctor who treats such cases to speculate that Trump exhibits symptoms consistent with last stage syphillis.

It's the weave in action, only a true intelectual can understand it

What brain?

Like it ever worked in the first place.

why, then are groceries even more expensive

Wow

On the morrow I’m going to my olde grocerie shoppe to procure some fine victuals.

I'm sorry where did gasoline come down so much? I know prior to him it was $2.89 a gallon and today it is $3.19 a gallon

$3.60 in Phoenix. It's been stuck there since late January when it was $3.10.

I mean to be honest he does not have control over the price of gasoline that is OPEC. But he does have control over pissing off the world which will only make our gasoline rise. But he doesn't understand that she doesn't understand anything

Exactly, but Republicans ALWAYS blame Dem presidents for gas prices when capitalism sets oil prices on the world market.

I just got gas today for $2.84 a gallon. Detroit, east side.

Damn that's good! I'm in central Arizona. I went down in Phoenix last week and it was $3.65

Can somebody please translate this for me?

He has full-blown dementia. That fact needs to be amplified, sooner than later.

What else would you call them

Oh, there really isn't a word for food. It's such an abstract topic that no one is concerned with. The food, it just appears like magic, like money. Poof, it's there. I'll have to try this old-fashioned grow-series word. Not that there's a need to ever say it. Feeling fancier already.

Sundries

supermarket items

groceries??? well la-di-DA, mr french man. i call em "eatglops"

Hunger tariffs

🤣🤣🤣 - Thanks for the laugh!

Soylent Green.

“I do enjoy taking my buggy down to the local mercantile to barter for food supplies & sundries.” - Ol’ Man Donny

He came very close in some of his previous mouth emesis to claiming credit for that word.

I think in all honesty this is because he’s never had to shop for them in his life. It’s fucking disgusting, he can’t even relate to using the word groceries.

Maybe he calls it "Din-din"?

The uhh, food thingies that come in packages that you put in that cold box... uh... yeah, cold box. And then someone comes and puts them all together on a... hot thingy... and makes them into a, what's the word... meal. I only eat McDonald's and burnt steak, though. I do love ketchup, but not Heinz.

Nugget-adjacent.

bags of food "I campaigned very hard on bags of food"

Cats and dogs

HAMBORDGER

Victuals.

Big Macs?

The stuff my servants buy

When has that man ever bought groceries seriously he’s a spoiled brat

Warfighters call them "meatyveg"

Also, are the prices coming down? I haven’t noticed this.

Foodstuffs?

Supermarkets?

He’s just talking smart. His uncle was a professor.

I can barely look at this demented and addled stain on my human experience, much less hear the sounds it makes out of it's face hole.

Liquefied!

Honey, I'm going go the grocery store. Isn't the word 'groceries' a little, well, old-fashioned? Why not call it the store where you can buy food and many household items, like the rest of us who are cool and hip to the scene? You're right. I'm just stuck in the past.

I hear it's a word the peasants use.

-er.

I WISH HIM TO CHOKE ON THAT WORD.

Dementia is a sad and terrible thing. Watched it destroy my mother. Once it really set in she couldn't get dressed in the morning much less run a democracy into the ground.

I mean hes never shopped for himself at a supermarket. Its one of the many things that makes him very unlike the voters he cons.

His brain would be broken if he had one.

It already was. What’s new.

Mofo needs his adderall bump, like 3 hours ago….

Agreed. Wake me up when it’s his time to go-go.

Who uses the word "groceries"? I always use the term "foodstuffs". Groceries is so old-tymie. Anyway, off to procure some foodstuffs from the local mercantile.

77 million Americans actually voted for this man. 77 MILLION GROWN ADULTS.

He hasn't heard anyone use the word groceries since he was a little kid.

Completely!!

The stupid never ends.