I have a new idea for if I encounter someone who wants to mug me or something. I'm just going to yell, "I'm an American, and I have measles! Stay back!"
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I mean if they’re vaccinated they’ll probably just feel sorry for you, and if they’re unvaccinated they’ll just try to bond with you over it
aug 12, 2025, 8:52 am • 2 0 • view
mildly losing my mind knowing this exchange could happen these days: “Beware, I have the measles!” “SO DO I! Or I just did, but we have that in common, we are the same kind of people. Would you like to exchange phone numbers?” “Wait, this isn’t what I wanted…”
aug 12, 2025, 9:03 am • 1 0 • view
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is an unvaccinated guy.
aug 12, 2025, 9:30 am • 1 0 • view
Pox Americana
aug 12, 2025, 12:04 pm • 2 0 • view
Probably swap American for Canadian if you don't want to get beat up... unless you're in farage/brexit town
aug 12, 2025, 1:02 pm • 1 0 • view
😂😭
aug 12, 2025, 8:49 am • 1 0 • view