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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social

It's truly a monstrosity

aug 21, 2025, 10:04 pm • 20 1

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Adrian 🍁 🏳️‍🌈♿ @freshiegeek.bsky.social

In Canada Cracker Barrel is a brand of Cheese. I was wondering why people were so upset. Now I know it's a restaurant, I still don't get it. Who cares?

aug 21, 2025, 10:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social

I need you to look at this

Cracker Barrel menu
aug 21, 2025, 10:05 pm • 43 4 • view
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Capitalist Oppressor @capopp.bsky.social

It’s even more delicious than it looks.

aug 22, 2025, 4:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Antifa stole the buses @suzinott.bsky.social

"Oreo Stuffed Cheesecake Pancakes"

aug 21, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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🐱302czar🐱 @302czar.bsky.social

They have good catfish. I'll give them that.

aug 21, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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BearPondBoy 🧿 @bearpondboy.bsky.social

So, they’re a Friendly’s/Denny’s/______ at this point.

aug 21, 2025, 10:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bribleck @bribleck.bsky.social

Do you not like Oreo stuffed cheesecake pancakes

aug 21, 2025, 10:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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Lisa Tudor @lt2797.bsky.social

Just looking at that caused my diverticulitis to flare up.

aug 21, 2025, 11:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael Henk @mykenk.us

So it's an ihop/Denny's now? Huh.

aug 21, 2025, 10:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Anthony Gladman @anthonygladman.com

Is this real? Looks fucking dreadful.

aug 21, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social

Yeah, it's from some food Instagram and people were talking about what they've had

aug 21, 2025, 10:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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SusanMcT ❌👑 @susanmct.bsky.social

Cracker Barrel Nutritional Information shows some pretty high cholesterol numbers. www.crackerbarrel.com/-/media/Proj...

aug 21, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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SusanMcT ❌👑 @susanmct.bsky.social

Sodium also too. Through the roof.

aug 21, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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grumdholt.bsky.social @grumdholt.bsky.social

That's just authentic southern cooking.

aug 21, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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SusanMcT ❌👑 @susanmct.bsky.social

Onion *pedals*?

aug 21, 2025, 10:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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David Olsen @ddsd.dolsen.net

Step on the gas.

aug 21, 2025, 11:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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dewbubu @dewbert.social

Just looking at the Oreo Stuffed Cheesecake Pancakes made my blood sugar spike and my arteries harden.

aug 21, 2025, 10:07 pm • 4 0 • view
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JP @lojikul.bsky.social

2/10 would try

aug 21, 2025, 10:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social

I had a hard time making a fist after viewing that menu

aug 21, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Justin Stanley @justin-stanley.com

looks healthier than the last time I ate there like 15 years ago.

aug 21, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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markybob.bsky.social @markybob.bsky.social

In the south, we just refer to that stuff as “food.”

aug 21, 2025, 10:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social

Not in New Orleans lol

aug 21, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social

I legitimately don’t think I’ve been to a Cracker Barrel this century.

aug 21, 2025, 10:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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Past and Future Ashes @dukhacollector.bsky.social

deep fried bicycle parts. americans now have to eat literal garbage to survive

aug 21, 2025, 11:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social

Well, that's just nine individual days of caloric intake for a normal person...

aug 21, 2025, 10:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tacticus @tacticus.bsky.social

Why

aug 21, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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grumdholt.bsky.social @grumdholt.bsky.social

I've been to cracker barrel many times. The food is good, or at least it was. This is new stuff. Looks like seasonal items. That's not what people went to cracker barrel for.

aug 21, 2025, 10:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Capitalist Oppressor @capopp.bsky.social

Chicken fried steak + biscuits and gravy 🥰

aug 22, 2025, 4:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Cargie Weasel @cargie.baby

but i would also regret it for 24 hours afterwards

aug 21, 2025, 11:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tony Serrata 🇺🇦 @serrata.org

My arteries clogged just looking at the menu

aug 21, 2025, 10:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social

WHAT IS A PANCAKE LATTE

aug 21, 2025, 10:10 pm • 27 0 • view
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Antifa stole the buses @suzinott.bsky.social

An abomination.

aug 21, 2025, 10:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Blank Willbur @blankwillbur.bsky.social

A normal latte, plus: This + This....

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aug 21, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sadie Reeder @sadiereeder.bsky.social

They’re just mad because they can’t leave less than 5 golf tees in the wooden triangle. Forever just plain dumb.

aug 21, 2025, 11:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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That Escalated Quickly @bayla5280.bsky.social

How about Onion PEDALS

aug 21, 2025, 10:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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three chihuahuas in a trenchcoat @phuong.bsky.social

you cannot tell me that not a single person working at cracker barrel knows the difference between pedals and petals, i refuse to believe that

aug 22, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
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waywardcats @waywardcats.bsky.social

Oreo stuffed cheesecake pancakes????

aug 21, 2025, 11:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rob @glastronomer.bsky.social

I still have flashbacks about the deep fried steak.

aug 21, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Aaron Kraemer @aaronkraemer.bsky.social

About 900 calories give or take.

aug 21, 2025, 10:11 pm • 12 0 • view
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the tomato from upstairs @sugarinamartini.bsky.social

aug 21, 2025, 10:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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Eighth Day Arts @eighthdayarts.bsky.social

No idea, but the catfish, sautéed spinach, and applesauce are delicious 😊

aug 22, 2025, 12:09 am • 0 0 • view
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youknowit.bsky.social @youknowit.bsky.social

...and that's the lighter side menu.

aug 21, 2025, 10:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Redregon ☽⛤☾ @redregon.bsky.social

The chicken tenders look tasty at least.

aug 21, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social

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aug 21, 2025, 10:11 pm • 5 0 • view
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Hanana Bammock @tallgoofykid.bsky.social

Pretty sure it's called Cracker Barrel because it makes crackers eat enough they become barrel-shaped

aug 21, 2025, 10:05 pm • 3 0 • view