LOL, every activity is a freshly cut scene.

Scumbag

😂

He’s ready to invade the tunnels under the US/Mexican border to stop drug traffickers!!!

Let the drug traffickers in. I'll go to Mexico. It's might be a helpful coping skill for living under an authoritarian govt. Russians drink for a reason. It's not just cold.

Paul Blart

Dean, you sad unemployed has-been. True colours. And your superman credentials are revoked. Please hand in the cape and tights. You lex luthor wannabe

He obviously didn't absorb the truth and justice part of Superman's credo.

Oh shit! I thought this was that movie, Ernest in the Army.

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More like Dean Cain't...

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“Thor”, you forgot to put “run” in “quotes”

"trains." This is basically the same level of difficulty the boy scouts do when they go to summer camp.

HEY HEY HEY. We did harder things than this at the jamborees, especially the winter ones up here. 20 below? Hey, lets go camping in army surplus tents and shitty sleeping bags for a week and forage through snow! It'll be a riot! I was gonna make a joke about scouts dodging pedos, but yea.

I did that!

As a parent chaperone I did the 34 foot (tall) zipline at Ft. Benning/Ft. Moore/Ft. Benning once too. I still sometimes wake up from nightmares where I didn't heed the shouts of Army guys shouting "LIFT YOUR FEET! LIFT YOUR FEET!"

These are my awards, mother...FROM ARMY

This was the only correct comment for this.

This will end spectacularly badly, especially for Cain. I’m just sad that others will also be hurt.

Buster!

I always wanted to see second rate actors in propaganda films like my grandpa.

Is that a picture of Gomer Pyle?

AHAHAHAHAHA. omg cut shot after cut shot after cut shot. That is unintentionally so goddamned funny.

More entertaining than any other film he's "starred" in.

Perfection.

This new season of American Ninja Warrior sucks

I'm laughing my ass off at the "Superior race" right now

I'm 57. I can do better than that.

Slow ass sorry ass mf

Dean has to keep moving or rigor mortis will set in.

Trump gave massive funding to ICE to build his personal army loyal to him If anyone really believes it’s just abt immigration remember if that’s what he’s saying that’s the lie It’s abt having his troops in place in our cities when he calls a national emergency to stop the midterms

Dad's Army ...

I think they did this to show that any sorry ass, out of shape loser can schlep themselves through this course and get a license to terrorize Brown people. The shamelessness is truly remarkable, though.

They put me in Hero Squad, mother!

"It's not hard if he can do it, you can do it. Join the gestapo today... i mean ice whatever"

youtu.be/y7NQYTZbIAo?...

IF GOD WANTED YOU OVER THAT WALL, HE'D HAVE MIRACLED YOUR ASS UP THERE BY NOW!

YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK, YOU KNOW THAT, PRIVATE SUPERMAN?!?!

Struggle bus

It’s almost as if being bloated from too many testosterone injections doesn’t make you athletic.

It looks like those 5K mud challenge you do with your fam. What a fucking joke!! They remind me of 🪳🪳🪳 #AbolishICE #ChingaLaMigra