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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social

I just woke up in Europe. Can someone tell me why it appears the timeline thinks Trump is dying

aug 30, 2025, 7:02 am • 128 5

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social

i mean hes 80 years old and not in good health

aug 30, 2025, 7:26 am • 2 0 • view
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Dark and Wondrous - it's in the trees! it's coming! @darkandwondrous.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/did:...

aug 30, 2025, 7:06 am • 2 1 • view
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Andz_Landz @andzinthesky.bsky.social

Rumors and massive amounts of pure, unadulterated hope.

aug 30, 2025, 7:03 am • 30 2 • view
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Mourn the Weenie @m0urn-the-weenie.bsky.social

Also hate. Never discount the hate. Just as pure, just as unadulterated, just as hate.

aug 30, 2025, 7:05 am • 15 1 • view
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Democracy Dude @democracydude1804.bsky.social

Hate fueled hope?

aug 30, 2025, 7:13 am • 9 1 • view
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Mourn the Weenie @m0urn-the-weenie.bsky.social

Of course. The hope that a universally hated figure will begin his transition from a figure of fear and terror into a figure of speech

aug 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 7 2 • view
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Beaing @beaing.bsky.social

I've seen a lot about fox news and swan lake. I know the soviets did this when big events happened there, but cannot find confirmation of fox playing Swan lake. Is this also just wishful thinking? Fox looks pretty normal this morning. (I'm also Europe)

aug 30, 2025, 7:14 am • 0 0 • view
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P3nny_Dr3dful @p3nny.bsky.social

It’s not just conspiracy. He is actually dying, as we all are. Arguably, not as quickly as one would hope he would.

aug 30, 2025, 7:08 am • 3 1 • view
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P3nny_Dr3dful @p3nny.bsky.social

It’s good that you’ve escaped before Römmel takes over.

aug 30, 2025, 7:09 am • 2 1 • view
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render365.bsky.social @render365.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 7:21 am • 7 2 • view
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MsTeeTracey @tee-tee.bsky.social

The fiery wills of 75m fighting souls?

aug 30, 2025, 7:05 am • 5 1 • view
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social

• not seen in public in a couple of days (and no public events scheduled for at least a couple more) • JD's weird comments about being ready to replace him • his musings about going to heaven • his obvious ill health • hope

aug 30, 2025, 7:04 am • 5 0 • view
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Hugo Dabas @hugdbs.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 7:05 am • 14 2 • view
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Mourn the Weenie @m0urn-the-weenie.bsky.social

See, Trump has not showed up and has cleared his schedule for this weekend. People have thought that odd, and because the motherfucker is hated and should die screaming --

aug 30, 2025, 7:04 am • 3 0 • view
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Betelgeuse🔻☭ @betelgeuse.bsky.social

A lot of hopium and a meme that’s gotten way outta hand. I’ve been enjoying the jokes tho. Lol

aug 30, 2025, 7:03 am • 5 0 • view
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Lizy @lizysimonen.bsky.social

Also in Europe, desperately confused. Like, don't give me false hope. All I know is yesterday (??) Vance said he was ready to be President. And maybe Trump doesn't have any public appearances today? Everything else is vague posting that is not helping me at all.

aug 30, 2025, 7:52 am • 2 0 • view
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𝑊𝑎𝑙𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐽. 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 📎 @walthawtin.bsky.social

Wishful thinking?

aug 30, 2025, 7:03 am • 2 0 • view
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Dave Robinson @davidrobbo.bsky.social

Maybe Joni Ernst gave us the biggest clue...

aug 30, 2025, 7:38 am • 1 0 • view
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Nathanael 🧦 Roy @sporkredfox.bsky.social

There's a bunch of other penumbras but mostly this. It's very thin. But cannot stress enough: it's mostly just fun

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aug 30, 2025, 7:04 am • 3 0 • view
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Unsummoned Skull, the #Pokedeck Master @unsummonedskull.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 7:21 am • 2 0 • view
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social

Also, he hasn't been seen since Tues, his public calendar is empty for the long weekend into Weds, and he might have canceled a golf trip to Bedminster?

aug 30, 2025, 7:04 am • 4 0 • view
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voidscreaming.bsky.social @voidscreaming.bsky.social

It was also reported that JD Vance said that he was ready to to take over as President if something happened to Trump. The timing of all of this seems suspicious.

aug 30, 2025, 7:09 am • 4 0 • view
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Uncle Waldorf @unclewaldorf.bsky.social

The audacity of hope.

aug 30, 2025, 7:03 am • 48 3 • view
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TRDowden @trdowden2.bsky.social

If he's not posting on Truth Social at this hour of the morning...

aug 30, 2025, 8:09 am • 1 0 • view
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maddie 🫧 @icantth.ink

Because he looks like a catcher’s mitt full of cottage cheese under a heat lamp

aug 30, 2025, 7:10 am • 17 1 • view
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Mr. Straw From Wichita @mrstrawfromwichita.bsky.social

That’s vivid!

aug 30, 2025, 7:55 am • 1 0 • view
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BillyDLion @billydlion.bsky.social

Wanted to reply because of your profile pic

aug 30, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mr. Straw From Wichita @mrstrawfromwichita.bsky.social

Yours is next level!

aug 30, 2025, 1:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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BillyDLion @billydlion.bsky.social

Thanks! It was one of the funnest ones I've ever drawn.

aug 30, 2025, 1:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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bruross 🏳️‍🌈 @bruross.bsky.social

Welcome to the Labor Day weekend festivities, he hasn’t been seen since Wednesday, there’s a lid till Tuesday and it’s all built on the foundation of Vance saying he’s ready.

aug 30, 2025, 7:03 am • 18 1 • view
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Jim Sylvester @jvsylvester.bsky.social

In imperial Rome, the traditional ways to transfer power to the next Emperor included daggers and several poisons. Vance's statement seemed awkward and premature. He invites speculation.

aug 30, 2025, 8:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Robert Vaux @rvaux16.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 9:52 am • 2 0 • view
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Rosemary @rosemaryd52.bsky.social

I'll let someone else explain but Bluesky has been brilliant with incredibly funny posts and replies. If it's a false alarm, I've suggested we do it again every Friday, just for the fun of it until it's the real thing.

aug 30, 2025, 7:07 am • 31 3 • view
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Knancy 🛸 @knancy.bsky.social

It would be something to look forward to.

aug 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 4 1 • view
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𝚁𝚊𝚢𝙾𝚏𝚂𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎🌞🪷🇺🇦 @realroffs.bsky.social

I guess he hasn’t been seen so everyone is just 🎶Wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin'🎶😵

aug 30, 2025, 7:29 am • 3 0 • view
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MassDisillusioned @massdisillusion.bsky.social

Just enjoy

aug 30, 2025, 7:06 am • 4 1 • view
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You don’t need to know @nunyabinazz.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 6 1 • view
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Laura Lee @lauraleeactor.bsky.social

This is my favorite metric regarding the situation tbh bsky.app/profile/proj...

aug 30, 2025, 7:10 am • 13 1 • view
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Laura Lee @lauraleeactor.bsky.social

Check out the replies in here bsky.app/profile/benc...

aug 30, 2025, 7:05 am • 5 1 • view
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Pboyne3 @pboyne3.bsky.social

Same

aug 30, 2025, 7:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Kyle I, PhD 🕊️🇺🇦 @kyleiphd.bsky.social

Nobody has seen him in several days and there is no public or online explanation -- therefore we are freaking the f out

aug 30, 2025, 7:02 am • 8 1 • view
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CLSmithPhotography @cls180.bsky.social

We are not freaking out…we are just trying to get the champagne chilled before the blessed event

aug 30, 2025, 7:04 am • 26 1 • view
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social

Ok, I've been updated. Looking for my voodoo doll

aug 30, 2025, 7:04 am • 94 1 • view
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Betelgeuse🔻☭ @betelgeuse.bsky.social

🤣

aug 30, 2025, 7:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Heather Lynn @drheatherlusty.bsky.social

LOL. I went to bed too early.

aug 30, 2025, 11:58 am • 1 0 • view
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What fresh hell is this?! @nosenko.bsky.social

I can send extra pins if you need.

aug 30, 2025, 7:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Matt Kavanagh @mattkavanagh.bsky.social

The amount of sheer joy on here is wild! It’s like we’re the goddamn Whos of Whoville. 😂

aug 30, 2025, 7:07 am • 24 1 • view
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Doug McLachlan 🇨🇦🇺🇦🍊 @dougmclachlan.bsky.social

NanooDoree

aug 30, 2025, 3:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Conor Jeory @easecoasting.bsky.social

Great. You can take over, mines just threads at this point, need to get sewing

aug 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 1 0 • view
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tcmustang @tcmustang.bsky.social

🤣👍

aug 30, 2025, 7:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Dr.Strange @coliver7777.bsky.social

You mean it wasn’t yours that did this? Then whose? 😁

aug 30, 2025, 7:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Wayne PRNDL @wayneprndl.bsky.social

his doctors are busy stuffing the epstein files up his ass so he can be buried with them

aug 30, 2025, 7:06 am • 10 0 • view
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The Jonestown Crier @jonestowncrier.bsky.social

Shhh baby just go with it

aug 30, 2025, 7:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Lynn G @ladygee.bsky.social

Same!!

aug 30, 2025, 7:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com

aug 30, 2025, 7:02 am • 1 0 • view
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t-bone-baby.bsky.social @t-bone-baby.bsky.social

He hasn’t been seen in public in two days and is set to not be seen by the public through the weekend, according to his schedule. That, combined with his hand bruising/cankles, and recent comments about needing to be good to go to heaven have people uh.. manifesting I guess

aug 30, 2025, 7:05 am • 9 1 • view
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t-bone-baby.bsky.social @t-bone-baby.bsky.social

JD Vance also did a Newsweek interview about being prepared to be president should “some tragedy” occur and the press pool relayed that a number of Trump’s favorite songs were played in The (former?) Rose Garden today for reasons that weren’t obvious

aug 30, 2025, 7:07 am • 5 1 • view