There are homophobic street preachers outside the Westin. Apparently I've achieved full Auntie, because one approached me with his bullshit literature. I turned my head slowly and looked at him with resting bitch face, no words. He recoiled, backpedaled, and said "you just had to say no thank you!"
Brilliant. Going to practice and that move!
After this week, I would have been hard-pressed not to knife the bastard.
That’s the spirit! 😂😂😂
Doing the work of the angels.
Go get ‘em Auntie! I hope to emulate your vibe in similar circumstances.
You did the ABSOLUTE right thing. People like this do not take a nice"no" for an answer.✊
Dang, you sound like a rough customer.
Nice!
“No thank you” how about “fuck off bigot”
Good for you!!
But you did without uttering word🤌 🫶 👊 Bravo 👏 😌
The stony stare… The withering look… It’s been rumoured that it has the power to bring Alpha men to tears.
And he couldve "kept his hate to himself rather than spread it making our nation so sick."
🤛
You were nicer than I would have been.
Next time I'm going to add, "You should be ashamed."
Nice. One tactic I use is to look puzzled and quietly ask “you can see me?”. Plenty of time to move on.
Ha! Good RBF is like having a superpower. 😊
The cackle sound I made… my cat is looking in like “wtf”. But anyway, high five 😎
My mom has that face without evening TRYING and I am working at developing it!
Go you!
👏
Ah! The power of the resting bitch face is not to be underestimated. It rekindles ‘Mother’s Disapproval’ 🤣🤣🤣
Blast him! Blast him with your laser eyes!
I love that "You didn't have to be rude about it!" Attitude people trying to systemically eliminate us have. Bitch fuck you, you're trying to say my existence is illegitimate consider yourself lucky I'm not more bold than that or there might have been a brick involved.
That!
Fuckers! Good job, Auntie!
Your resting ‘bitch face’ must be a sight to behold … never lose the magic.
i learned the stare at age 6 and got into so much trouble at school but turns out it's an important talent to have in life as you get older
"well no the child didn't SAY anything, just ... looked at me"
As a kid, I got smacked in the face more than once by my parents for giving them “that look.” Didn’t even really know I was doing it. Now I’ve honed it into a useful life skill. 😁
You're in your baba yaga years? (And brava!!)
Guess so! Gonna work it!
You did say no thank you. Only more efficiently and effectively
Ah, enjoy the Westin. It's my happy place (couldn't do DragonCon this year, did WorldCon instead).
Well Done!
Excellent work !!!!!
Well done!
I'd have tried to convert him to Quakerism.
I aspire to this level of RBF.
... and YOU just had to NOT approach me with your nonsense "literature"...
I am an emissary and may not be assailed!
🥰🥰welcome sister to the hood😂
I’ve been told that I have a really intimidating RBF. I’d love to use it like that!
Nice! 💕
Where might I attain such Uncle RBF powers?????
Resting bitch face is just a tad bit less than a scowl. Most men can scowl pretty well, so you could go with that.
Kin to the school bus driver voice!
I remember those guys! They have no sense of humor.
You could teach a seminar in that. Or give a Ted talk. My only good one is when I'm approached by Scientologists, I say, "I've been com-eved." That's like being excommunicated. They're not supposed to talk to you. Though I did once give a lesson in the Tao Te Chung to a Mormon missionary.
I can see the scene! 🤣🤣
the power of RBF cannot be understated
WooHoo!! Great job!!
The Westin where? I wanna go practise my stare🙄
Atlanta. I'm at Dragon Con!
Not near me! I’ll have to look for my own group of dangerous idiots to stare down😉 Well done you, btw.
AN AUNTIE HAS ASCENDED
I agree. These folks are not owed polite anything from us.
Congrats on Auntie status!
No, you absolutely had to give him the dirty look.
Thank you for your service ❤️❤️❤️
Boss level RBF power unlocked 🙌
Deadly 🪶
If looks could kill…🤣 Love that!
Mazel Tov; thou hast peaked.
Well done 👍 Bravo! 👏
The homophobic preachers can fuck right off, but I'll give you an "amen" for your nonverbal response. Even better, I'll give you a "hell yeah" to go with it.
They expect you to be polite… they have the self awareness of bathing cat.
Clearly, you didn’t have to say ANYTHING to put the fear of his God in him. Well done!
Bonus points if his hair started smoking.
👏 👏 👏
Lol the Scientologists passing out personality quizzes on the street corners of East Hollywood eventually became afraid of me for a similar reason 😒😏
I once argued politely with one of these people and pointed out all the logical inconsistencies and hypocrisy found on the Bible. It was a lot of fun… for me at least. You should try it.
I had a panel to get to.
👍✊
Him: “You just had to say no thank you!” You: “well, now you know how the gays feel about you 😐”
Precisely
I love this btw
this feeling is so delicious
❤️ Yes, I am a woman in a skirt with long hair and a wedding ring. Also, fuck you, you antisocial fuck.
Femme feminists FTW.
"No thank you" never works with that type.
I hope he wakes up at 2am wracked by shame.
That would be nice, but assumes that they are capable of human emotions.
That kind never does, sweetie.
Good for you. Being polite to those who threaten our way of life is so yesterday.
sadly, i think shame is beyond them. i would settle for cold sweats after a nightmare about being cornered, accused of something they have no idea what it is /pensive-shrug
I hope he wakes up at 2 am wracked by food poisoning, but that's just me
And that someone's replaced the bible in his hotel room with a Tom of Finland artbook.
Or, hear me out, all of the above.
🤣 Perfect! They’d probably ruin the book though. The pages would be stuck together.
The lord (or lady) acts in mysterious ways
More wracking is good for these people. There's been a dearth of wracking.
Indeed
I like the way you think
people like that lost their capacity for that years ago, sadly
I go through life aspiring to appear in the dreams of young children who annoy me on airplanes.
In my experience they can't feel shame.
You did very well.
My hero(ine)!
I need some of your rbf. It’s handy. I could put someone in their place even while I’m chewing.
🤣
I like doing the mad blank stare and then smiling slowly, if I have time and can be bothered, but the death glare is also a quality choice.
Yes indeed
I love you
Brava!
My version is the teacher look; equally effective. If needed follow up with the teacher voice.
You’ve unlocked a new power
I like it.
My kids dread that face so much....
After reading the comments, I realize I must master this technique
Well done!
Go Auntie! Go resting bitch face!
Good for you!!!
"I swear, guys, she had eyes like a phaser dialed up to 11!"
More power to the Aunties!
Oh, that’s beyond auntie power. You might wanna reach out to Wanda Maximoff to get some pointers on how to wield this.
As a lifelong cat person, this strongly suggests feline 🐈 behavior. Tap into that!
I need to like this twice.
Take as many as possible and bin them. I do that to the Gideon Bible.
He should be happy you verbally didn’t belittle him and make him feel smaller than he already is 🤣🤣
Well done!!!
I think you said "no thank you" quite eloquently.
I have a great RBF! Just look at my profile picture. Unfortunately I also am a medium-sized Asian woman and people don't take said RBF seriously.
I believe in you!
