I- *sigh* don't make me cheer for fucking Ubisoft...
I- *sigh* don't make me cheer for fucking Ubisoft...
Aw man I'm in love with Shadows lol I think it's the best since Valhalla
Elon cheats at video games so I sure trust his opinions 😂😂😂
Pretty sure musk is promoting someone terrible for money
🤣🤣 all true about elon paying people to play for him so he can claim he’s a winner to the world. How sad is that 🤣
He’s a f’ing man child
"Mid"
I've no idea what you said and yet still get the diss. Keep up the good work. 👍
He is going to ban the Assassin's Creed account and be mad about it for the rest of the night.
Given that both Assassin's Creed and it's sister franchise WatchDogs are about a dangerously powerful clique of elites controlling humanity, suppressing freedom and destroying liberty - and the plucky underdogs who routinely thwart them - it's honestly surprising Weird Dick hasn't already.
Honestly to God, I'll buy the game tonight if it happens. It would be the greatest marketing to ever happen for them.
Quin69 flattening him was peak tho
lol hate all 3 of them, But Ubisoft owning Musk is hilarious.
Tbh, I'm thinking of buying AC Shadows just for the sake of it lmao
Damn, I actually want to play Assassin's Creed now
Man, if he is such a capitalist why is he being publicly owned?
Elon directs most of the traffic of the website to his posts and still barely manages to get 1,000 likes. He could get ratioed by a furry porn account relatively easily.
I would be surprised if he hasn't been ratio'd by a furry porn account at this point. If he hasn't been, someone should fix that.
well that's why you're not the richest guy in the world. youve gotta be an insecure and petty asshole to get there
Is that what he's doing between tearing down the government departments one by one. Musk-Rat chat! Need to lay out a poison trap! ASAP!
If that tweet is real I’m buying Shadows rn!!!
Of course he has a tiny little gorilla dick.
Musk is always pathetic...all he has for anybody other than himself is insults. Checks every box for malignant narcissist. Someone needs to tell him. 😅
You would if you were a pathetic idiot like this fuckwit
The you're only in it to make money off a shitty product seems projection much
I love this
Ubisoft being declareda terrorist organisation by Trump in 3... 2... 1...
You would if you were strung out on a cocktail of heavy shit
Can’t effectively lose anything is not the same as nothing to lose, he might learn.
Musk is proof that money can't buy peace of mind.
He’s a child and a sociopath. Terrifying combination.
I don't like assassin's creed, too formulaic to me, but the backlash to the new one seems a bit... disproportionate. Why can't people play games to have fun? If you don't like a game, just don't buy it. Complaining and insulting its fans on on twitter is just so pathetic.
I love gaming so much, but wouldn't extreme philanthropy be even more fun? You could become a true hero to millions of people instead of a pretend guy running around a pretend world.
Fuck you! It's a pretty good game!
I love Assassins’ Creed! All 14 of them!
i saw an image where the reply had like 540k likes now it's mental. absolutely demolished by fucking Ubisoft of all companies (or rather the very funny individual they hired to run that account)
I like how Grummz said Ubisoft twice for no good reason
Cooked by the media manager
... I openly admit I have no idea what any of this is on about. BUT if it means or makes #ElonMusk look like more of a twat here's my wallet and credit card info. Go to town.
Heart this - If I were the richest guy in the world, I'd give money to the poor. Oh wait... I am a middle income unemployed IT person and I give to the food bank, and habitat for humanity :)
This is window-licker level stuff. What a petty little man child.
dissolved in his own cringe everytime
"Finish Him!"
What i find itonic is the biggest fraud in the history of the world calling anyone else a fraud!
🎯
Every ad on Twitter is "just for the money" ... such a weird thing to tweet
Notice I didn't say "promoting a terrible product just for the money" although many think it.
www.twitch.tv/shivbuckets
Elon is constantly plumbing new depths of pathetic
The game's pretty dang good, though
@alt-text.bsky.social
on the site he owns no less
Holy shit
You’re not (I presume) a dumb drug addict.
Kinda perfect that it happened to him, though. 😈
Was a mid game
Musk can eat shit.
Elon is 53 years old.
I love this for him so much. Whenever I feel bad about my life I think “at least I’m not a 2am Grummz reply-guy who is also wealthy enough to be doing literally anything more meaningful for every minute for the rest of my life.”
It really is wild. The man could literally be doing anything but instead he's replying to weird shit on Twitter 87 times a day while in a ketamine fueled haze.
He literally has enough money to buy happiness: he can pay scientists to create a drug cocktail that will keep him blissfully zonked until the heat death of the universe. And yet.
Please tell me that I don't have to hand it to UbiSoft.
Does this indicate that Ubisoft is leaning into the culture war re their game?
The ratio is now up to 11k lines on AC account post and 2.5k on Musk's post.
Fuck Ubisoft, but they absolutely bodied him lmao
Keep your comments about AC to yourself!!!
It takes a special kind of a total failure of an individual to make me root for Ubisoft.
Has anyone modded exploding wankpanzers in GTA yet?
Imagine being so lame you get dunked on by Ubisoft corporate
Ubisoft is coming in hot with this one 😆
No sense of gravitas or dignity. Why would the richest man on earth with explicit, extraordinary power in the government of a right-wing country ever even acknowledge the existence of a relatively small-time socialist media agitator? He demeans himself even as he resents being demanded by others.
He is 16 yo. Stunted.
I am so old
Every time I see this I start laughing again. 🤣🤪
What Wild said!
"he sold out, he's just promoting the game for the money" Hasan literally disclosed it as an ad in his tweet. What even is the issue here? There's so many problems with Hasan, and Elon decided to criticize a twitch streamer for getting a sponsorship to play a game?
What do you expect from 53-year-old manchild Elon Musk? He once got ratio'd by fucking Asmongold and momentarily banned his account.
Thanks for sharing, I needed a good laugh
most of these accounts and groups are managed by an A.I. program. you are truly alone now. this is an act of rejection on a false reality. the person you are watching or chatting with could be a bot. believe nothing you see or hear. I'm actively protesting with this comment.
most of these accounts and groups are managed by an A.I. program. you are truly alone now. this is an act of rejection on a false reality. the person you are watching or chatting with could be a bot. believe nothing you see or hear. I'm actively protesting with this comment.
Always funny when Elon's performances for his incel crowd backfire. I bet that hurt.
Welp there goes UBI’s X account
I have no idea what I'm reading. Not your fault, it's just a reminder that I don't know a thing about the gaming world - no clue!
Elon is piling onto the Israeli narrative that Hasan Piker has something to do with terrorism, based solely on the fact that he doesn't want them to do a genocide anymore. I don't think Elon has any specific knowledge about the game either, so you're not actually out of the loop.
Thank you!
It’s so funny even owning the site this still happens to him.
Even it's own crappy AI Grok has badmouthed stinkrat a few times.
Anyone who has ever watched a disgruntled poster buy out a niche forum knew exactly where this was going
Fingers crossed it ends the same way as it did for another forum owner.
Personally hoping we get to see him get his ass kicked by Uwe Boll too
Someone should tell him that he has to get it done before Rocko's Basilisk gets him.
He owns Twitter. He's trying to own America. But, no matter what, people will still call him out and show him for the worthless loser he will always be.
Because he supports free speech
He supports it but complains when people have a different opinion to him So he doesn’t support it
Shut the fuck up.
Is that why he blocked me
Everyone can block anyone, I doubt he deleted your comments though
Sorry you’re not a free speech guy if you block they’re not compatible positions. Though he did make me delete tweets after his takeover so that doesn’t work either.
Go onto that site and type “cis-trans isomerism”. Report back to us with your findings.
I did, something about chemistry and molecules, what now?
Link?
What do you mean "link"? Linking to some tweets with that have that phrase in the title?
Write what I said in a tweet. Post it. Then link to that tweet for me. Thank you.
The funniest thing is how unnecessary it is. If Elon just posted pictures of rockets, he'd still suck just as much while 99% fewer people would know.
He didn't get to play iron Man when kids were at risk of dying in a submerged cave, and never recovered. Look at the line in 2018, around June. He is and always has been a man child.
And yet, few things are more necessary to him than the adulation of the worst people on the Internet
owning the site you get owned on is some kind of ironic hell couldnt've happened to a better guy
Most CEOs and billionaires thrive on being invisible. The go up, do the steve jobs impression, and then all you hear about them is like... some check to a charity (For tax purposes).
Can confirm. When the only things I knew about him were electric cars and rockets, I kinda liked the guy.
Elon's got comedy aspirations and was very upset when he got booed at Chappelle's show. But James Adomian and Mike Myers play versions of him that are funny and kind of cool. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqlm...
See clip of Elon at a Tesla meeting, about 9:30 min in. I don't think I'm imagining ... this looks like a comedy routine, not a crisis briefing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap4X...
I think it was @atrupar.com who pointed out that these guys are laser focused on the really important stuff.
Sounds like the cyber truck
they're STILL calling Hassan a terrorists huh
Weird that Elon is so against socialism, seeing how often he is publicly owned.
😆
DAMN 🔥🔥
Socialism for the elite. Capitalism run amok for the rest of us.
I'm pretty sure it's a kink.
I heard a /preacher/ say the word kink in reference to MAGA being happy over non-violent people being deported and imprisoned. That was not on my 2025 bingo card but neither was my country dousing itself in oil and burning down.
Exactly what I was thinking, Musk getting bodied is the closest I’ve gotten to wanting to buy a Ubisoft product in half a decade
I can't believe fukcing ubisoft is giving more pushback to elon than the senate democrats
I mean, they are a french company, going against tyrants and fascist is practically their national sport.
Imagine paying 44 billion only to get humiliated by an underpaid Ubisoft intern on your own platform.
He's such a coward if he thinks he can pick fights with streamers he'll have to live in a bomb shelter if he touches social security, food stamps and medicaid.
Elon has paid for all of his .... "achievements". Now...are the 2 biggest conmen...trying to con each other ?
It’s crazy that Ubisoft owns X the Everything App now
They was arguing for pink slips.
it used to do everything until signal released war chats
How can someone with so much money be such a bitch? Like that needs to be studied
I don’t even game and this made me snort laugh 😆.
Me: *picks up phone* "Hello police? I'd like to report..." Cops: "Lemme guess... a murder?" Me: "No... ASSASSINATION." o_o
I'd rate it a lot higher than "mid". It's not perfect, but it's an impressive game.
ubisoft media intern who wrote this reply is on a plane to el salvador
that person is probably in La Belle Province so they probably have a parade going for them the moment they step outside
Jokes on them. Dude is probably in Quebec posting this
i wish i were in quebec posting this
Fingers crossed it's Ubisoft Montreal or some such
Take him to Detroit
Was about to say brother is probably safe in maple syrup country and chanting elbows up at his work desk 😂
as save as Poland 1937
If I had, like, twelve different jobs that I was supposedly busy with all the time because I was supposedly a super-genius who supposedly deserves to be the richest man alive, I would simply refrain from spending all my time very publicly not doing any actual work.
Wow
Fragile Elon ego
Bro owns the government and one of the largest social media websites. All of that and everyone still thinks he’s a massive dork.
the richest man in the world follows gummz 😭
Wait....no way this guy is who I'm thinking it is....what was the game called?
Firefall was the game he mismanaged so much he was fired from it. Em-8er is his "I'll show them!" version of Firefall that won't go anywhere either, but he's already selling cosmetics for.
Wait are all of these screenshots real???
YES
All of these are so fucking funny I assumed it was fake. This is excellent news
I liked Firefall too 😢 I'm glad it failed before Grummz became a huge piece of public shit.
Oh my god lmao. nothing like watching a pair of delusional old men getting fucking cooked
Wait what did the AC account mean by their reply? Sorry for not getting it 😭
Grummz has crowdfunded games that never came out and never will
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAGAH. I forgot about that for a quick moment, thanks for reminding me yet again of Grummz' great accomplishment of not having any games.
grummz is notorious in never working on his crowd funded game and always grifting on culture war shit
whoever they are i love them for this
What's wrong grummz? Not enough minor-looking protagonists for you and your goblins to masturbate to?
Ruthless
Bro did he turn off replies after getting dunked on??
"terrible game" i havent played it but this guy prefers Clash of Clans or whatever the fuck to chess
owned by the Milhouse of AAA studios
The Millhouse of AAA studios HOLY SHIT! I had to slammed my table reading this. Well done sir.
A what game?! How dare you, sir.
yeah AC Shadows catching some stray shruiken here.
Hey I'm enjoying it but sadly it's not great. It's a lot of fun though
It’s so pretty (I’m running it on a fancy PC) and I’m just starved for mainline AC (Mirage wasn’t my deal) so I’m basically choosing to enjoy it perhaps beyond what it deserves. The solid reviews make me feel not too crazy to do so, too. They can’t all be God of War or Witcher 3, unfortunately.
I'm 25 hours in and I've enjoyed almost all of it. The story is kind of losing me though and there's frustrating parts. But I'm definitely going to play it to the end. Very enjoyable game to put on and just run around and explore and kill guys
Hell yeah to all that (similar time in but have stopped the main quest now that I have unlocked Yasuke to just, yeah, explore and kill and get skill points and gear. Love that they play differently enough that I’m like “I’ll wait till nightfall to send Naoe in for an assassination” or “hey let’s
have Yasuke just face roll this camp of bandits” (the bow is a bit overpowered and/or I need to up the difficulty). Good times, great oldies. Plus lol finally a massive unit of an AC character. “What if stabby stabby but big?” this game is brave enough to ask.
Yasuke is like the easy mode. When I've failed at clearing a castle with Naoe I go back in with Yasuke and just wreak havoc
Yeah, turns out size and armor and bigger/more effective weapons all actually help you kill and not die! Thankfully, new-and-improved stealth stuff with Naoe is very satisfying. I prioritize gear that ups assassination damage (eg at night, from air) for her so people stay down when she stabs them.
Normally I like games that slowly turn you into an omnicompetent demi-god (looking at you, AC Odyssey!) but it’s novel to be the sneaky stabby person who actually has to run away when shit goes sideways rather than just start dominating. Nice sense of, dunno, identity and variety.
I think it’s a lot of fun lol
Just stunning visually with all settings maxed out on PC too! Like, I periodically stop and stare at beautiful light coming through bamboo or reflecting off a stream. And I presume still very good looking on PS5s etc.
For me, it's the best one since Black Flag and it's genuinely a fantastic experience. I love the world variety and incredible stealth mechanics. Naoe is the best assassin.
I love all the same things you mentioned!
I loved Origins and Odyssey but I feel you re Black Flag of course. Funny and unsurprising that the first character *raised* to be a fucking shinobi took to being an assassin *rather* well. Never thought NINJAS would make great ASSASSINS
Best since Black Flag is enough recommendation for me. Can't wait to play it next year when it's patched up and all the DLC is out and on sale.
Gods, all the hate for Origins and Odyssey never ends. Valhalla I understand.
I thought they were fucking fantastic and they are like 2 of the only games I’ve ever 100 percent-ed. Maybe literally the only 2. (Helps that they didn’t have a hard level cap so you are still progressing forever. But not only that.)
Valhalla I did not remotely 100 percent the DLC and such so yeah, the fatigue got to *even* me. Don’t think I hundo’d even the base game but my parents are Irish immigrants so you better believe I fucked with the DLC!
As did I just last year. Origins, Odyssey, and Cyberpunk are the only games I did to 100 with thousands of hours on all my games on Steam. The first two I cleared every point on the maps.
those were my first two ACs and them and 3 are my top three bar none
3?! My god, we must slink away. (I had great fun with it actually but I’m supposed to be cool and not have liked it.) (The interior of my car has some AC leather work so…I might be an easy mark for these games. Mirage and AC1 are the only two I bailed on fairly early in each game.)
i'm the girl who liked aliens: colonial marines and saw the bones of a good game in duke nukem forever, i will fly my Liking The Wrong Things flag proudly
Fucking respect; you gotta love the shit you love (or like the shit you like) unabashedly and unapologetically. Or a bit abashedly, perhaps, if a thing is really terrible. But still own it There is some version of me on paper who is too cool to like superhero movies and AAA games…but that ain’t me
In my defense, I just really like pirates and ninjas.
Vikings are also fun as a category of thing, divorced from reality as all fun-versions-of-old-things tend to be!
Ive been playing it on Xbox for 2 weeks and have had like 3 crashes and nothing else. Very smooth experience.
No bugs let alone crashes for me yet on PC. But I also get that reasoning (for DLC and other things as well).
Don't be a Nazi supporter, SALE while it's still worth something bsky.app/profile/ched...
I can't wait to be rid of my 2018 model 3. I honestly didn't know he was a nazi from a family of nazis.
Lmfao 🤣 Get rekt Muskrat
Let’s reconcile… a ketamine moron has time to ‘run’ multiple multi-billion dollar companies, cut social security and destroy government, and still has time to play games? This is so fucking idiotically stupid it pains me to even write it out… this ‘man’ is such an idiot. Whoever believes him… well
☄️💥
Its killing me that the richest man in the world craves attention from gamers and is FAILING to get it. Lowest hanging fruit possible.
Good to see what his true priorities are.
The isn't mid at all 😂 have you been played it
I wonder what GGG in New Zealand is thinking about this shitshow.
Unless something changed, last I checked, they didn't do anything about him flagrantly breaking the rules and using RMT-acquired accounts.
Mid game my ass.
It's not that being rich makes you a piece of shit. It's that being a piece of shit makes you rich.
I’m not so sure about that man, look at my cousin. He’s broke and is a huge piece of shit.
Also, I just took a huge shit that broke.
Worth remembering this the next time some post calls him a genius.
He is just mad that Assassin's Creed is made by a company that promotes inclusiveness including those that are LGBTQIA+ and proudly proclaims such things.
Hasan is — for all intents and purposes — one of the least fraud-y people in US media. Good grief.
He’s just a lonely desperate nonentity
When the F does this guy have time to talk about gaming???
When he’s not busy siphoning money away from the entire country
...on the platform I bought, own and run.
well, run into the ground but still.
Has this moron launched his first "AI" made game yet? His AI MAGAt cartoon did so well with it's one episode.
I wonder if he can feel how hot that burn was through all the ketamine. 🤔
I’d been on my own private island away from America 🤣
famous socialism hater gets publicly owned
This is the greatest marketing ever because it’s the first time I ever considered buying and Assassin’s Creed game.