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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social

If I was the richest guy in the world I would not be picking fights with twitch streamers I'm mad at only to get ratioed by the promo account for a mid game

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mar 25, 2025, 9:59 pm • 7,968 816

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Ekko Locria (any/all) 🦇👁️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈⚧️ @ekkochambers.bsky.social

I- *sigh* don't make me cheer for fucking Ubisoft...

mar 25, 2025, 11:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Anjelica @jelociraptor.bsky.social

Aw man I'm in love with Shadows lol I think it's the best since Valhalla

mar 26, 2025, 2:18 am • 2 0 • view
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LibsLikeMe @danihere.bsky.social

Elon cheats at video games so I sure trust his opinions 😂😂😂

mar 26, 2025, 12:09 am • 2 0 • view
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Geoffrey Hoytsman @courtjezter84.bsky.social

Pretty sure musk is promoting someone terrible for money

mar 25, 2025, 10:19 pm • 2 1 • view
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franko25.bsky.social @franko25.bsky.social

🤣🤣 all true about elon paying people to play for him so he can claim he’s a winner to the world. How sad is that 🤣

mar 25, 2025, 11:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sandra @trrw.bsky.social

He’s a f’ing man child

mar 25, 2025, 10:40 pm • 9 0 • view
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VirVol @virv.bsky.social

"Mid"

mar 26, 2025, 3:13 am • 3 0 • view
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Kevin @rvtinkertraveler.bsky.social

I've no idea what you said and yet still get the diss. Keep up the good work. 👍

mar 25, 2025, 10:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kate Valiant 🏳️‍⚧️ @katevaliant.bsky.social

He is going to ban the Assassin's Creed account and be mad about it for the rest of the night.

mar 25, 2025, 10:23 pm • 16 0 • view
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rmuk @rmuk.net

Given that both Assassin's Creed and it's sister franchise WatchDogs are about a dangerously powerful clique of elites controlling humanity, suppressing freedom and destroying liberty - and the plucky underdogs who routinely thwart them - it's honestly surprising Weird Dick hasn't already.

mar 25, 2025, 11:44 pm • 5 0 • view
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Tim Parks @the-timn.bsky.social

Honestly to God, I'll buy the game tonight if it happens. It would be the greatest marketing to ever happen for them.

mar 26, 2025, 12:47 am • 9 0 • view
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lexiitea.bsky.social @lexiitea.bsky.social

Quin69 flattening him was peak tho

mar 26, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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aanthanur.bsky.social @aanthanur.bsky.social

lol hate all 3 of them, But Ubisoft owning Musk is hilarious.

mar 26, 2025, 10:29 am • 1 0 • view
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☆🐇Wiizard Kaliz🐐☆🔞 | COMMS OPEN | 🇲🇽🫐🏳️‍⚧️ @kalizdawiizard.bsky.social

Tbh, I'm thinking of buying AC Shadows just for the sake of it lmao

mar 26, 2025, 10:16 am • 2 0 • view
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Newton's Third Law @defiance1776.bsky.social

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mar 26, 2025, 4:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Kougeru 🐉⛩️ @kougeru.bsky.social

Damn, I actually want to play Assassin's Creed now

mar 26, 2025, 12:45 am • 2 0 • view
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TZer0🏳️‍⚧️ @tzer0.underhound.eu

Man, if he is such a capitalist why is he being publicly owned?

mar 25, 2025, 10:32 pm • 15 0 • view
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himham @himham.bsky.social

Elon directs most of the traffic of the website to his posts and still barely manages to get 1,000 likes. He could get ratioed by a furry porn account relatively easily.

mar 25, 2025, 10:17 pm • 38 0 • view
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Awkward Birb @awkwardbirb.bsky.social

I would be surprised if he hasn't been ratio'd by a furry porn account at this point. If he hasn't been, someone should fix that.

mar 26, 2025, 12:40 am • 5 0 • view
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Astral🔞 @astralhaze.bsky.social

well that's why you're not the richest guy in the world. youve gotta be an insecure and petty asshole to get there

mar 26, 2025, 2:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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barbie68.bsky.social @barbie68.bsky.social

Is that what he's doing between tearing down the government departments one by one. Musk-Rat chat! Need to lay out a poison trap! ASAP!

mar 26, 2025, 2:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Sean Snake :) @seansnake.bsky.social

If that tweet is real I’m buying Shadows rn!!!

mar 25, 2025, 11:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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Endless Mike 🎃 @itsendlessmike.bsky.social

Cartoon of a crying pantsless Elon Musk saying “Noooo! This is my website! Stop making fun of me!” Next to him is a toilet with a bag labeled “$44 billion” in it.
mar 25, 2025, 10:18 pm • 27 0 • view
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classicpam.bsky.social @classicpam.bsky.social

Of course he has a tiny little gorilla dick.

mar 26, 2025, 12:59 am • 0 0 • view
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jennywing.bsky.social @jennywing.bsky.social

Musk is always pathetic...all he has for anybody other than himself is insults. Checks every box for malignant narcissist. Someone needs to tell him. 😅

mar 26, 2025, 12:07 am • 8 0 • view
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Maud Gonne @bearymom.bsky.social

You would if you were a pathetic idiot like this fuckwit

mar 26, 2025, 3:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Koraunui Pakeha @koraunuipakeha.bsky.social

The you're only in it to make money off a shitty product seems projection much

mar 26, 2025, 6:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Brian Best @brianbest.com

I love this

mar 25, 2025, 10:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social

Ubisoft being declareda terrorist organisation by Trump in 3... 2... 1...

mar 26, 2025, 9:05 am • 2 0 • view
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thinman @ismy.social

You would if you were strung out on a cocktail of heavy shit

mar 26, 2025, 3:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Fred Fine @fredfine.bsky.social

Can’t effectively lose anything is not the same as nothing to lose, he might learn.

mar 25, 2025, 10:02 pm • 4 0 • view
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Kaylynn Kelly @kaylynnkelly429.bsky.social

Musk is proof that money can't buy peace of mind.

mar 26, 2025, 12:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Linda G @lindag333.bsky.social

He’s a child and a sociopath. Terrifying combination.

mar 26, 2025, 3:53 am • 1 0 • view
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zazzsazz mman @cyberchickenraptor.bsky.social

I don't like assassin's creed, too formulaic to me, but the backlash to the new one seems a bit... disproportionate. Why can't people play games to have fun? If you don't like a game, just don't buy it. Complaining and insulting its fans on on twitter is just so pathetic.

mar 26, 2025, 1:09 am • 6 0 • view
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A Stoic Gardener @varied-thrush.bsky.social

I love gaming so much, but wouldn't extreme philanthropy be even more fun? You could become a true hero to millions of people instead of a pretend guy running around a pretend world.

mar 26, 2025, 5:43 am • 0 0 • view
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LeroyOctopus @leroyoctopus.bsky.social

Fuck you! It's a pretty good game!

mar 26, 2025, 1:02 am • 2 0 • view
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hestia7.bsky.social @hestia7.bsky.social

I love Assassins’ Creed! All 14 of them!

mar 26, 2025, 1:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Jules @adjulesting.bsky.social

i saw an image where the reply had like 540k likes now it's mental. absolutely demolished by fucking Ubisoft of all companies (or rather the very funny individual they hired to run that account)

mar 26, 2025, 5:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ankle Megami Tensei @stochasticooze.bsky.social

I like how Grummz said Ubisoft twice for no good reason

mar 25, 2025, 10:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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notmslinehan.bsky.social @notmslinehan.bsky.social

Cooked by the media manager

mar 25, 2025, 10:03 pm • 36 0 • view
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Fuzzy Red @fuzzyred.bsky.social

... I openly admit I have no idea what any of this is on about. BUT if it means or makes #ElonMusk look like more of a twat here's my wallet and credit card info. Go to town.

mar 25, 2025, 10:57 pm • 7 0 • view
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Ev Gifford @evgifford.bsky.social

Heart this - If I were the richest guy in the world, I'd give money to the poor. Oh wait... I am a middle income unemployed IT person and I give to the food bank, and habitat for humanity :)

mar 25, 2025, 10:11 pm • 8 0 • view
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elrois.bsky.social @elrois.bsky.social

This is window-licker level stuff. What a petty little man child.

mar 25, 2025, 11:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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feun sssapp @foinsapp.bsky.social

dissolved in his own cringe everytime

mar 25, 2025, 10:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Madt A. Nev @fatmadt.bsky.social

"Finish Him!"

mar 26, 2025, 12:07 am • 4 0 • view
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🇨🇦🦋Cranky Canuck 🦋🇨🇦 @jupitess.bsky.social

What i find itonic is the biggest fraud in the history of the world calling anyone else a fraud!

mar 26, 2025, 11:23 am • 1 1 • view
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Tara Danger @taradanger.bsky.social

🎯

mar 26, 2025, 12:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jake V @viraldonutz.bsky.social

Every ad on Twitter is "just for the money" ... such a weird thing to tweet

mar 25, 2025, 10:01 pm • 27 0 • view
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Jake V @viraldonutz.bsky.social

Notice I didn't say "promoting a terrible product just for the money" although many think it.

mar 25, 2025, 10:07 pm • 6 0 • view
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Nastoruthless @nastoruthless.bsky.social

www.twitch.tv/shivbuckets

mar 27, 2025, 11:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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Aves Maria @avesmaria.bsky.social

Elon is constantly plumbing new depths of pathetic

mar 25, 2025, 10:03 pm • 16 0 • view
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Anthony @acarr0ll-1306.bsky.social

The game's pretty dang good, though

mar 26, 2025, 1:31 am • 1 0 • view
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. @lostphantasm.bsky.social

@alt-text.bsky.social

mar 25, 2025, 10:18 pm • 4 0 • view
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Get Alt Text @alt-text.bsky.social

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Grummz @Grummz 4h Ø B You can tell a lot about Ubisoft @Ubisoft with how much money they are throwing at terrorist-platforming streamers. HasanTheHun (automated mirror) @hasanabirepeater.bsky.social . 2d PLAYING @assassinscreed SHADOWS ONCE MORE!! GET IN NOW FOR GAMING!!! #AD BUY IT HERE!!!!! ubi.li/tfqvo 89 1157 2024 Ubisoft Entertainment. All rights reserved. ALT 2.5K ılı 126K 口 X Elon Musk & @elonmusk 4h Ø: • Replying to @Grummz and @Ubisoft Hasan is a fraud 488 1467 3.6K ill 699K ☐ L 80 ☑ Elon Musk & @elonmusk 3h Ø: • Replying to @elonmusk @Grummz and @Ubisoft
mar 25, 2025, 10:18 pm • 3 0 • view
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. @lostphantasm.bsky.social

on the site he owns no less

mar 25, 2025, 10:18 pm • 5 0 • view
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social

mar 25, 2025, 10:01 pm • 7 0 • view
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Analoren @analoren.bsky.social

Holy shit

mar 25, 2025, 10:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Maurice van Steensel 🇺🇦 🇳🇱 🇸🇬🏳️‍🌈 @4dmanifold.bsky.social

You’re not (I presume) a dumb drug addict.

mar 25, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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whome6789.bsky.social @whome6789.bsky.social

Kinda perfect that it happened to him, though. 😈

mar 26, 2025, 2:33 am • 0 0 • view
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FreeManus @mfsaison.bsky.social

Was a mid game

mar 26, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Nattwenny @nattwenny.bsky.social

Musk can eat shit.

mar 25, 2025, 10:18 pm • 4 0 • view
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Black Cheeseburder #MDANT Band Naming Expert @blackcheeseburger.bsky.social

Elon is 53 years old.

mar 25, 2025, 11:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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kirin @koboldstyle.bsky.social

I love this for him so much. Whenever I feel bad about my life I think “at least I’m not a 2am Grummz reply-guy who is also wealthy enough to be doing literally anything more meaningful for every minute for the rest of my life.”

mar 25, 2025, 10:07 pm • 56 1 • view
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Ryan's arts @ryans-fine-arts.bsky.social

It really is wild. The man could literally be doing anything but instead he's replying to weird shit on Twitter 87 times a day while in a ketamine fueled haze.

mar 26, 2025, 3:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind @scolopendra.bsky.social

He literally has enough money to buy happiness: he can pay scientists to create a drug cocktail that will keep him blissfully zonked until the heat death of the universe. And yet.

mar 26, 2025, 1:30 am • 13 0 • view
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Rick Healey, piecing it together @twotothefifth.bsky.social

Please tell me that I don't have to hand it to UbiSoft.

mar 25, 2025, 10:21 pm • 5 0 • view
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Ellie 🇨🇦 @ellieatmoore.bsky.social

mar 26, 2025, 1:10 am • 0 0 • view
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balladreview.bsky.social @balladreview.bsky.social

Does this indicate that Ubisoft is leaning into the culture war re their game?

mar 25, 2025, 10:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Prehistoric Banana @winterwarpath.bsky.social

The ratio is now up to 11k lines on AC account post and 2.5k on Musk's post.

mar 25, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Roy. @nuts0x21.tastefuldinosaurerotica.com

Fuck Ubisoft, but they absolutely bodied him lmao

mar 25, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Apple Fell Far From The Tree ❌👑 @applefellfarfrom.bsky.social

Keep your comments about AC to yourself!!!

mar 26, 2025, 3:00 am • 1 0 • view
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J-Man @j-man.bsky.social

It takes a special kind of a total failure of an individual to make me root for Ubisoft.

mar 26, 2025, 12:47 am • 3 0 • view
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Elton Skelton @eltonskelton.bsky.social

Has anyone modded exploding wankpanzers in GTA yet?

mar 25, 2025, 10:05 pm • 5 0 • view
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Blazed FF8 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @blazedff8.bsky.social

Imagine being so lame you get dunked on by Ubisoft corporate

mar 25, 2025, 10:44 pm • 49 0 • view
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Geoff Houston @morbidharbinger.bsky.social

Ubisoft is coming in hot with this one 😆

mar 25, 2025, 11:23 pm • 5 0 • view
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Admiral Monke @admiral-monke.bsky.social

No sense of gravitas or dignity. Why would the richest man on earth with explicit, extraordinary power in the government of a right-wing country ever even acknowledge the existence of a relatively small-time socialist media agitator? He demeans himself even as he resents being demanded by others.

mar 26, 2025, 5:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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nickdeltest.bsky.social @nickdeltest.bsky.social

He is 16 yo. Stunted.

mar 26, 2025, 1:28 am • 5 0 • view
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Eugenijus Krenis @tleno.bsky.social

Followup:

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mar 25, 2025, 10:45 pm • 14 1 • view
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Kindred Dick @kgacho.bsky.social

I am so old

mar 26, 2025, 12:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Facu Flores @odnucaf3.bsky.social

Because of you, I have to agree with Ubisoft.

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mar 25, 2025, 10:53 pm • 11 0 • view
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🧿✨MJ, TundraTaoist✨🧿 aka 🏹 Damsel of DPS 🏹 🌷She/Her🌷 ❄️Alaska❄️ ❌👑 @tundrataoist.bsky.social

Every time I see this I start laughing again. 🤣🤪

mar 26, 2025, 6:49 am • 1 0 • view
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PolkSalad @polksalad.bsky.social

What Wild said!

mar 26, 2025, 1:32 am • 0 0 • view
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New in town @chowdster.bsky.social

"he sold out, he's just promoting the game for the money" Hasan literally disclosed it as an ad in his tweet. What even is the issue here? There's so many problems with Hasan, and Elon decided to criticize a twitch streamer for getting a sponsorship to play a game?

mar 25, 2025, 10:11 pm • 5 0 • view
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Maz @maz42.bsky.social

What do you expect from 53-year-old manchild Elon Musk? He once got ratio'd by fucking Asmongold and momentarily banned his account.

mar 26, 2025, 10:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Ricky @rasolis.bsky.social

Thanks for sharing, I needed a good laugh

mar 25, 2025, 10:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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rickyjamesschwider.bsky.social @rickyjamesschwider.bsky.social

most of these accounts and groups are managed by an A.I. program. you are truly alone now. this is an act of rejection on a false reality. the person you are watching or chatting with could be a bot. believe nothing you see or hear. I'm actively protesting with this comment.

mar 26, 2025, 1:53 am • 0 0 • view
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rickyjamesschwider.bsky.social @rickyjamesschwider.bsky.social

most of these accounts and groups are managed by an A.I. program. you are truly alone now. this is an act of rejection on a false reality. the person you are watching or chatting with could be a bot. believe nothing you see or hear. I'm actively protesting with this comment.

mar 26, 2025, 12:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Excellent Tomato Harvest @cucumber1000.bsky.social

Always funny when Elon's performances for his incel crowd backfire. I bet that hurt.

mar 26, 2025, 10:29 am • 3 0 • view
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Matthew E @thesupere.bsky.social

Welp there goes UBI’s X account

mar 25, 2025, 10:28 pm • 12 0 • view
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Gailen David @gailendavid.com

I have no idea what I'm reading. Not your fault, it's just a reminder that I don't know a thing about the gaming world - no clue!

mar 25, 2025, 10:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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himham @himham.bsky.social

Elon is piling onto the Israeli narrative that Hasan Piker has something to do with terrorism, based solely on the fact that he doesn't want them to do a genocide anymore. I don't think Elon has any specific knowledge about the game either, so you're not actually out of the loop.

mar 25, 2025, 10:19 pm • 13 0 • view
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Gailen David @gailendavid.com

Thank you!

mar 26, 2025, 12:13 am • 1 0 • view
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The Hell Curve @thehellcurve.bsky.social

It’s so funny even owning the site this still happens to him.

mar 25, 2025, 10:04 pm • 504 2 • view
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Awkward Birb @awkwardbirb.bsky.social

Even it's own crappy AI Grok has badmouthed stinkrat a few times.

mar 26, 2025, 12:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Lennon @lennon-s.bsky.social

Anyone who has ever watched a disgruntled poster buy out a niche forum knew exactly where this was going

mar 25, 2025, 10:09 pm • 12 0 • view
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The Hell Curve @thehellcurve.bsky.social

Fingers crossed it ends the same way as it did for another forum owner.

mar 25, 2025, 10:10 pm • 11 1 • view
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Lennon @lennon-s.bsky.social

Personally hoping we get to see him get his ass kicked by Uwe Boll too

mar 25, 2025, 10:12 pm • 4 0 • view
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Unbreakable Peter @loki1001.bsky.social

Someone should tell him that he has to get it done before Rocko's Basilisk gets him.

mar 25, 2025, 10:15 pm • 11 0 • view
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Kevin (MogarPrime) @mogarprime17.bsky.social

He owns Twitter. He's trying to own America. But, no matter what, people will still call him out and show him for the worthless loser he will always be.

mar 25, 2025, 10:41 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tom Krells @tomkrell.bsky.social

Because he supports free speech

mar 26, 2025, 8:30 am • 0 0 • view
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MyBedIsInAWall @mybedisinawall.bsky.social

He supports it but complains when people have a different opinion to him So he doesn’t support it

mar 26, 2025, 9:00 am • 3 0 • view
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Evie Corwell | Mass Effect Andromeda enjoyer @eviecorwell.etheirys.social

Shut the fuck up.

mar 26, 2025, 5:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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The Hell Curve @thehellcurve.bsky.social

Is that why he blocked me

mar 26, 2025, 10:20 am • 5 0 • view
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Tom Krells @tomkrell.bsky.social

Everyone can block anyone, I doubt he deleted your comments though

mar 26, 2025, 12:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Hell Curve @thehellcurve.bsky.social

Sorry you’re not a free speech guy if you block they’re not compatible positions. Though he did make me delete tweets after his takeover so that doesn’t work either.

mar 26, 2025, 12:36 pm • 4 0 • view
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social

Go onto that site and type “cis-trans isomerism”. Report back to us with your findings.

mar 26, 2025, 12:38 pm • 5 0 • view
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Tom Krells @tomkrell.bsky.social

I did, something about chemistry and molecules, what now?

mar 26, 2025, 12:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social

Link?

mar 26, 2025, 3:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tom Krells @tomkrell.bsky.social

What do you mean "link"? Linking to some tweets with that have that phrase in the title?

mar 26, 2025, 6:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Starshark @starshark.bsky.social

Write what I said in a tweet. Post it. Then link to that tweet for me. Thank you.

mar 26, 2025, 7:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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Unbreakable Peter @loki1001.bsky.social

The funniest thing is how unnecessary it is. If Elon just posted pictures of rockets, he'd still suck just as much while 99% fewer people would know.

mar 25, 2025, 10:06 pm • 459 7 • view
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vehkposting.bsky.social @vehkposting.bsky.social

He didn't get to play iron Man when kids were at risk of dying in a submerged cave, and never recovered. Look at the line in 2018, around June. He is and always has been a man child.

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mar 26, 2025, 4:29 am • 49 1 • view
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Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social

And yet, few things are more necessary to him than the adulation of the worst people on the Internet

mar 25, 2025, 11:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Aozora Rocket @rockht.bsky.social

owning the site you get owned on is some kind of ironic hell couldnt've happened to a better guy

mar 26, 2025, 7:06 am • 2 0 • view
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safetycapz.bsky.social @safetycapz.bsky.social

Most CEOs and billionaires thrive on being invisible. The go up, do the steve jobs impression, and then all you hear about them is like... some check to a charity (For tax purposes).

mar 25, 2025, 10:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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1sadrobot.bsky.social @1sadrobot.bsky.social

Can confirm. When the only things I knew about him were electric cars and rockets, I kinda liked the guy.

mar 25, 2025, 10:10 pm • 119 0 • view
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Lisa Kadonaga @tapirtrouble.bsky.social

Elon's got comedy aspirations and was very upset when he got booed at Chappelle's show. But James Adomian and Mike Myers play versions of him that are funny and kind of cool. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqlm...

mar 25, 2025, 10:50 pm • 4 0 • view
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Lisa Kadonaga @tapirtrouble.bsky.social

See clip of Elon at a Tesla meeting, about 9:30 min in. I don't think I'm imagining ... this looks like a comedy routine, not a crisis briefing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap4X...

mar 26, 2025, 12:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Michael Anne @michaelannemurray.bsky.social

I think it was @atrupar.com who pointed out that these guys are laser focused on the really important stuff.

mar 25, 2025, 11:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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keyzersuze.bsky.social @keyzersuze.bsky.social

Sounds like the cyber truck

mar 25, 2025, 11:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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cunt eastwood @childlessgambino.bsky.social

they're STILL calling Hassan a terrorists huh

mar 25, 2025, 10:13 pm • 5 0 • view
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Matt E. Reals @innerpartisan.bsky.social

Weird that Elon is so against socialism, seeing how often he is publicly owned.

mar 25, 2025, 10:45 pm • 247 23 • view
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Quotenfr0llein (toxisch) @miss-billigend.bsky.social

😆

mar 26, 2025, 11:21 am • 1 0 • view
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jenny🌗 @heyy-jenny.bsky.social

DAMN 🔥🔥

mar 26, 2025, 11:39 am • 3 0 • view
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classicpam.bsky.social @classicpam.bsky.social

Socialism for the elite. Capitalism run amok for the rest of us.

mar 26, 2025, 12:53 am • 3 0 • view
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Tim Parks @the-timn.bsky.social

I'm pretty sure it's a kink.

mar 26, 2025, 12:44 am • 16 0 • view
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Dandere @dan-dere.bsky.social

I heard a /preacher/ say the word kink in reference to MAGA being happy over non-violent people being deported and imprisoned. That was not on my 2025 bingo card but neither was my country dousing itself in oil and burning down.

mar 26, 2025, 7:22 am • 6 0 • view
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Draconic Scribe @draconicscribe97.bsky.social

Exactly what I was thinking, Musk getting bodied is the closest I’ve gotten to wanting to buy a Ubisoft product in half a decade

mar 26, 2025, 6:32 am • 1 0 • view
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star wars on weed @joshuaw.bsky.social

I can't believe fukcing ubisoft is giving more pushback to elon than the senate democrats

mar 25, 2025, 10:50 pm • 52 1 • view
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Firaga Walk With Me 🔥 @akod.bsky.social

I mean, they are a french company, going against tyrants and fascist is practically their national sport.

mar 26, 2025, 12:30 am • 12 0 • view
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coolga @coolga.bsky.social

Imagine paying 44 billion only to get humiliated by an underpaid Ubisoft intern on your own platform.

mar 26, 2025, 2:06 am • 7 0 • view
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Nathan T 🌈 @nathan-t.bsky.social

He's such a coward if he thinks he can pick fights with streamers he'll have to live in a bomb shelter if he touches social security, food stamps and medicaid.

mar 25, 2025, 10:15 pm • 4 0 • view
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Tony @togeyboi.bsky.social

Elon has paid for all of his .... "achievements". Now...are the 2 biggest conmen...trying to con each other ?

mar 25, 2025, 10:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social

It’s crazy that Ubisoft owns X the Everything App now

mar 25, 2025, 10:00 pm • 110 0 • view
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himham @himham.bsky.social

They was arguing for pink slips.

mar 25, 2025, 10:15 pm • 27 0 • view
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nick @caveatruptur.bsky.social

it used to do everything until signal released war chats

mar 25, 2025, 11:30 pm • 3 0 • view
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Heath @theredjoka.bsky.social

How can someone with so much money be such a bitch? Like that needs to be studied

mar 26, 2025, 2:01 am • 9 0 • view
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Amy @thatswhatamysaid.bsky.social

I don’t even game and this made me snort laugh 😆.

mar 25, 2025, 11:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sekhi, Booper of Snoots 🏳️‍🌈 @sekhithefops.bsky.social

Me: *picks up phone* "Hello police? I'd like to report..." Cops: "Lemme guess... a murder?" Me: "No... ASSASSINATION." o_o

mar 25, 2025, 10:17 pm • 19 0 • view
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goblinfanatic.bsky.social @goblinfanatic.bsky.social

I'd rate it a lot higher than "mid". It's not perfect, but it's an impressive game.

mar 26, 2025, 1:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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𝓁𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒶𓅱 @andalusia.bsky.social

ubisoft media intern who wrote this reply is on a plane to el salvador

mar 25, 2025, 10:06 pm • 141 0 • view
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taking 2 hp of heat damage every 10 s @pfish.zone

that person is probably in La Belle Province so they probably have a parade going for them the moment they step outside

mar 25, 2025, 10:13 pm • 61 1 • view
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Manuel Romero @zoomzeta.bsky.social

Jokes on them. Dude is probably in Quebec posting this

mar 25, 2025, 11:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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𝓁𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒶𓅱 @andalusia.bsky.social

i wish i were in quebec posting this

mar 26, 2025, 1:13 am • 1 1 • view
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captain swing @cptswing.bsky.social

Fingers crossed it's Ubisoft Montreal or some such

mar 26, 2025, 2:19 am • 16 1 • view
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Shatter 🅅 𓅃 @shatter.bsky.social

Take him to Detroit

mar 26, 2025, 5:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Dandere @dan-dere.bsky.social

Was about to say brother is probably safe in maple syrup country and chanting elbows up at his work desk 😂

mar 26, 2025, 7:23 am • 2 1 • view
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aanthanur.bsky.social @aanthanur.bsky.social

as save as Poland 1937

mar 26, 2025, 10:32 am • 1 0 • view
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Tony Sladky @unitedshoes.bsky.social

If I had, like, twelve different jobs that I was supposedly busy with all the time because I was supposedly a super-genius who supposedly deserves to be the richest man alive, I would simply refrain from spending all my time very publicly not doing any actual work.

mar 26, 2025, 5:06 am • 2 0 • view
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We the people 76 @peacemaker65.bsky.social

Wow

mar 25, 2025, 10:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Vlagstaf @vlagstaf.bsky.social

Fragile Elon ego

mar 25, 2025, 11:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dyke Spiegel @cowgirlshebop.bsky.social

Bro owns the government and one of the largest social media websites. All of that and everyone still thinks he’s a massive dork.

mar 26, 2025, 2:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Embrrrrrrr @embrrrrrrr.bsky.social

the richest man in the world follows gummz 😭

mar 25, 2025, 10:08 pm • 32 0 • view
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Wizard @wireframewizard.bsky.social

Oh goodness gracious is that Grummz??

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mar 26, 2025, 1:14 am • 9 0 • view
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BigBossJelly @bigbossjelly.bsky.social

Wait....no way this guy is who I'm thinking it is....what was the game called?

mar 26, 2025, 2:39 am • 1 0 • view
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The Billiam @the-billiam.bsky.social

Firefall was the game he mismanaged so much he was fired from it. Em-8er is his "I'll show them!" version of Firefall that won't go anywhere either, but he's already selling cosmetics for.

mar 26, 2025, 2:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Weebu🤖Android Vtuber @weeabuuuu.vtubers.social

IT GETS EVEN BETTER

grummz tried to own assassins creed with some stupid ass article that does t even matter because assassins creed responded with “our game is out.”
mar 25, 2025, 10:36 pm • 119 8 • view
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Supercell (supercell) @tanngnjost.bsky.social

mar 26, 2025, 12:02 am • 3 0 • view
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Crispy ⛄️ @awfullycrispy.bsky.social

Wait are all of these screenshots real???

mar 25, 2025, 10:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Weebu🤖Android Vtuber @weeabuuuu.vtubers.social

YES

mar 25, 2025, 11:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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Crispy ⛄️ @awfullycrispy.bsky.social

All of these are so fucking funny I assumed it was fake. This is excellent news

mar 25, 2025, 11:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Billiam @the-billiam.bsky.social

I liked Firefall too 😢 I'm glad it failed before Grummz became a huge piece of public shit.

mar 26, 2025, 2:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Tyero @tyero.bsky.social

Oh my god lmao. nothing like watching a pair of delusional old men getting fucking cooked

mar 25, 2025, 11:10 pm • 40 0 • view
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JemsYago @jemsyago.bsky.social

Wait what did the AC account mean by their reply? Sorry for not getting it 😭

mar 25, 2025, 11:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social

Grummz has crowdfunded games that never came out and never will

mar 25, 2025, 11:26 pm • 22 0 • view
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JemsYago @jemsyago.bsky.social

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAGAH. I forgot about that for a quick moment, thanks for reminding me yet again of Grummz' great accomplishment of not having any games.

mar 25, 2025, 11:32 pm • 8 0 • view
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Weebu🤖Android Vtuber @weeabuuuu.vtubers.social

grummz is notorious in never working on his crowd funded game and always grifting on culture war shit

mar 25, 2025, 11:27 pm • 4 0 • view
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devil may cam @greeneggzandcam.bsky.social

whoever they are i love them for this

mar 26, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Jukka Hintikka @ensiok.bsky.social

What's wrong grummz? Not enough minor-looking protagonists for you and your goblins to masturbate to?

mar 26, 2025, 12:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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captain swing @cptswing.bsky.social

Ruthless

mar 26, 2025, 2:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Pidgeonsmith; @pidgeonsmith.bsky.social

Bro did he turn off replies after getting dunked on??

mar 26, 2025, 2:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Mike Keating @mikekeating.bsky.social

"terrible game" i havent played it but this guy prefers Clash of Clans or whatever the fuck to chess

mar 25, 2025, 10:04 pm • 4 0 • view
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carl @cmwd.bsky.social

owned by the Milhouse of AAA studios

mar 25, 2025, 10:04 pm • 92 1 • view
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Firaga Walk With Me 🔥 @akod.bsky.social

The Millhouse of AAA studios HOLY SHIT! I had to slammed my table reading this. Well done sir.

mar 26, 2025, 12:27 am • 9 0 • view
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social

A what game?! How dare you, sir.

mar 25, 2025, 10:01 pm • 68 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

yeah AC Shadows catching some stray shruiken here.

mar 25, 2025, 10:22 pm • 42 0 • view
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social

Hey I'm enjoying it but sadly it's not great. It's a lot of fun though

mar 25, 2025, 10:24 pm • 16 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

It’s so pretty (I’m running it on a fancy PC) and I’m just starved for mainline AC (Mirage wasn’t my deal) so I’m basically choosing to enjoy it perhaps beyond what it deserves. The solid reviews make me feel not too crazy to do so, too. They can’t all be God of War or Witcher 3, unfortunately.

mar 25, 2025, 10:26 pm • 7 0 • view
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social

I'm 25 hours in and I've enjoyed almost all of it. The story is kind of losing me though and there's frustrating parts. But I'm definitely going to play it to the end. Very enjoyable game to put on and just run around and explore and kill guys

mar 25, 2025, 10:28 pm • 7 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

Hell yeah to all that (similar time in but have stopped the main quest now that I have unlocked Yasuke to just, yeah, explore and kill and get skill points and gear. Love that they play differently enough that I’m like “I’ll wait till nightfall to send Naoe in for an assassination” or “hey let’s

mar 25, 2025, 10:31 pm • 6 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

have Yasuke just face roll this camp of bandits” (the bow is a bit overpowered and/or I need to up the difficulty). Good times, great oldies. Plus lol finally a massive unit of an AC character. “What if stabby stabby but big?” this game is brave enough to ask.

mar 25, 2025, 10:32 pm • 6 0 • view
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social

Yasuke is like the easy mode. When I've failed at clearing a castle with Naoe I go back in with Yasuke and just wreak havoc

mar 25, 2025, 10:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

Yeah, turns out size and armor and bigger/more effective weapons all actually help you kill and not die! Thankfully, new-and-improved stealth stuff with Naoe is very satisfying. I prioritize gear that ups assassination damage (eg at night, from air) for her so people stay down when she stabs them.

mar 25, 2025, 10:40 pm • 3 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

Normally I like games that slowly turn you into an omnicompetent demi-god (looking at you, AC Odyssey!) but it’s novel to be the sneaky stabby person who actually has to run away when shit goes sideways rather than just start dominating. Nice sense of, dunno, identity and variety.

mar 25, 2025, 10:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social

I think it’s a lot of fun lol

mar 25, 2025, 11:21 pm • 7 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

Just stunning visually with all settings maxed out on PC too! Like, I periodically stop and stare at beautiful light coming through bamboo or reflecting off a stream. And I presume still very good looking on PS5s etc.

mar 25, 2025, 11:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social

For me, it's the best one since Black Flag and it's genuinely a fantastic experience. I love the world variety and incredible stealth mechanics. Naoe is the best assassin.

mar 25, 2025, 11:20 pm • 33 0 • view
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Anjelica @jelociraptor.bsky.social

I love all the same things you mentioned!

mar 26, 2025, 2:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

I loved Origins and Odyssey but I feel you re Black Flag of course. Funny and unsurprising that the first character *raised* to be a fucking shinobi took to being an assassin *rather* well. Never thought NINJAS would make great ASSASSINS

mar 25, 2025, 11:23 pm • 5 0 • view
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Firaga Walk With Me 🔥 @akod.bsky.social

Best since Black Flag is enough recommendation for me. Can't wait to play it next year when it's patched up and all the DLC is out and on sale.

mar 26, 2025, 12:28 am • 12 0 • view
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genocide is bad @antiwarjosh.bsky.social

Gods, all the hate for Origins and Odyssey never ends. Valhalla I understand.

mar 26, 2025, 3:59 am • 2 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

I thought they were fucking fantastic and they are like 2 of the only games I’ve ever 100 percent-ed. Maybe literally the only 2. (Helps that they didn’t have a hard level cap so you are still progressing forever. But not only that.)

mar 26, 2025, 4:10 am • 4 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

Valhalla I did not remotely 100 percent the DLC and such so yeah, the fatigue got to *even* me. Don’t think I hundo’d even the base game but my parents are Irish immigrants so you better believe I fucked with the DLC!

mar 26, 2025, 4:11 am • 2 0 • view
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genocide is bad @antiwarjosh.bsky.social

As did I just last year. Origins, Odyssey, and Cyberpunk are the only games I did to 100 with thousands of hours on all my games on Steam. The first two I cleared every point on the maps.

mar 26, 2025, 11:43 am • 1 0 • view
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june gloom @junegloom.bsky.social

those were my first two ACs and them and 3 are my top three bar none

mar 26, 2025, 4:13 am • 2 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

3?! My god, we must slink away. (I had great fun with it actually but I’m supposed to be cool and not have liked it.) (The interior of my car has some AC leather work so…I might be an easy mark for these games. Mirage and AC1 are the only two I bailed on fairly early in each game.)

mar 26, 2025, 4:16 am • 0 0 • view
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june gloom @junegloom.bsky.social

i'm the girl who liked aliens: colonial marines and saw the bones of a good game in duke nukem forever, i will fly my Liking The Wrong Things flag proudly

mar 26, 2025, 4:19 am • 4 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

Fucking respect; you gotta love the shit you love (or like the shit you like) unabashedly and unapologetically. Or a bit abashedly, perhaps, if a thing is really terrible. But still own it There is some version of me on paper who is too cool to like superhero movies and AAA games…but that ain’t me

mar 26, 2025, 4:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Firaga Walk With Me 🔥 @akod.bsky.social

In my defense, I just really like pirates and ninjas.

mar 26, 2025, 4:08 am • 4 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

Vikings are also fun as a category of thing, divorced from reality as all fun-versions-of-old-things tend to be!

mar 26, 2025, 4:09 am • 2 0 • view
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social

Ive been playing it on Xbox for 2 weeks and have had like 3 crashes and nothing else. Very smooth experience.

mar 26, 2025, 1:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

No bugs let alone crashes for me yet on PC. But I also get that reasoning (for DLC and other things as well).

mar 26, 2025, 1:47 am • 1 0 • view
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ChidoB @chedo-b.bsky.social

Don't be a Nazi supporter, SALE while it's still worth something bsky.app/profile/ched...

mar 25, 2025, 11:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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classicpam.bsky.social @classicpam.bsky.social

I can't wait to be rid of my 2018 model 3. I honestly didn't know he was a nazi from a family of nazis.

mar 26, 2025, 1:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Trask @trask666.bsky.social

Lmfao 🤣 Get rekt Muskrat

mar 25, 2025, 11:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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fedupwiththis.bsky.social @fedupwiththis.bsky.social

Let’s reconcile… a ketamine moron has time to ‘run’ multiple multi-billion dollar companies, cut social security and destroy government, and still has time to play games? This is so fucking idiotically stupid it pains me to even write it out… this ‘man’ is such an idiot. Whoever believes him… well

mar 25, 2025, 11:47 pm • 7 0 • view
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mmdoza.bsky.social @mmdoza.bsky.social

☄️💥

mar 26, 2025, 1:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Owl 🦉 @notgoodnightowl.bsky.social

Its killing me that the richest man in the world craves attention from gamers and is FAILING to get it. Lowest hanging fruit possible.

mar 26, 2025, 2:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Spencer Green @spencergreen.bsky.social

Good to see what his true priorities are.

mar 25, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Neon @neonidol.bsky.social

The isn't mid at all 😂 have you been played it

mar 25, 2025, 10:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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L3NTO @l3nto.bsky.social

I wonder what GGG in New Zealand is thinking about this shitshow.

mar 25, 2025, 10:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Awkward Birb @awkwardbirb.bsky.social

Unless something changed, last I checked, they didn't do anything about him flagrantly breaking the rules and using RMT-acquired accounts.

mar 26, 2025, 12:52 am • 1 0 • view
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aboutthevote.bsky.social @aboutthevote.bsky.social

Mid game my ass.

mar 26, 2025, 3:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Dixie Flatline @strontiumdredd.bsky.social

It's not that being rich makes you a piece of shit. It's that being a piece of shit makes you rich.

mar 25, 2025, 10:25 pm • 4 0 • view
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Emcee Hammerpants @emceehammerpants.bsky.social

I’m not so sure about that man, look at my cousin. He’s broke and is a huge piece of shit.

mar 25, 2025, 10:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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rmuk @rmuk.net

Also, I just took a huge shit that broke.

mar 25, 2025, 11:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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jimfrenchlab.bsky.social @jimfrenchlab.bsky.social

Worth remembering this the next time some post calls him a genius.

mar 26, 2025, 12:18 am • 1 0 • view
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The Great Milenko aka Mr. O aka Wildcard @xtcxgr8milenko.bsky.social

He is just mad that Assassin's Creed is made by a company that promotes inclusiveness including those that are LGBTQIA+ and proudly proclaims such things.

mar 26, 2025, 2:34 am • 8 0 • view
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xenarthra agonist 𓆙 @wecryforpie.bsky.social

Hasan is — for all intents and purposes — one of the least fraud-y people in US media. Good grief.

mar 25, 2025, 10:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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Melissa Eco-Zealot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @melissapudding.bsky.social

He’s just a lonely desperate nonentity

mar 25, 2025, 10:53 pm • 4 0 • view
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(MT) Chicken @mt-chkn.bsky.social

When the F does this guy have time to talk about gaming???

mar 26, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view
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𝙊𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙅. 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 💚 @handle.invalid

When he’s not busy siphoning money away from the entire country

mar 26, 2025, 1:03 am • 3 0 • view
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liaskwerklooi.bsky.social @liaskwerklooi.bsky.social

...on the platform I bought, own and run.

mar 26, 2025, 10:24 am • 3 0 • view
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liaskwerklooi.bsky.social @liaskwerklooi.bsky.social

well, run into the ground but still.

mar 26, 2025, 10:24 am • 2 0 • view
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desertdane.bsky.social @desertdane.bsky.social

But....so proud of oneself

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mar 25, 2025, 11:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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wioozyi @swozey.bsky.social

Has this moron launched his first "AI" made game yet? His AI MAGAt cartoon did so well with it's one episode.

mar 25, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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InsnOuts @insnouts.bsky.social

I wonder if he can feel how hot that burn was through all the ketamine. 🤔

mar 26, 2025, 1:41 am • 6 0 • view
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Saraphina S @loveself4life.bsky.social

I’d been on my own private island away from America 🤣

mar 26, 2025, 1:33 am • 0 0 • view
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prion adams @grovewalker.bsky.social

famous socialism hater gets publicly owned

mar 25, 2025, 10:12 pm • 19 0 • view
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charliesage.bsky.social @charliesage.bsky.social

This is the greatest marketing ever because it’s the first time I ever considered buying and Assassin’s Creed game.

mar 25, 2025, 10:47 pm • 21 0 • view