If he wants to go full scorched earth, he can tell the story of how he “swung” the election for all of these folks, especially the dotard. In exchange for immunity from federal election prosecution.

Now do Miller!

🍿

we're like 10 hours away from Trump calling him Weird Dick Elon

Post-credits scene, inside a secret facility at night, a computer starts beeping, waking up the tech stationed at it. “Sir, you need to see this…” he says, alarmed. He looks at the screen in horror. “It can’t be… we defeated it…” Close-up of the computer monitor: “WARNING: WOKE MIND VIRUS DETECTED”

Tell us in detail how you helped him win. The money, the election meddling, all of it. You can’t and he knows it.

Let that sink out

My gosh he’s aging like gas station sushi

The extreme abuse of cocaine, ketamine, alcohol, and other drugs while almost never sleeping will do that

I think after crossing a certain threshold of obscene wealth and power, a person gets disconnected from reality and think they can live a health-destroying lifestyle while paying off the grim reaper to stay away

Yep. Hell, i when i was 18 and partying all the time i had a sense of that and i was by no means rich. Just your average privileged middle-class family white kid. I can only imagine how bad it would have got if i was rich

Natural born cuck

Trump is going to ruin him

I'm hearing this in Nute Gunray's voice.

@governorwalz.mn.gov @repjasmine.bsky.social and all others.

100% predictable. If only it had happened before the elections...

watch this rift between the slobsy twins turn out to be another put-on

Explain further elmo

Sooooooo Goood

Revenge porn. Lol

When you are definitely not mad.

Elon, relax, have some more K and tell us all about what you did for Trump in the election.

Exactly. with specifics of how.

My money is on the impending brain aneurysm

mine is on an overdose of contaminated ketamine.

What if we got both?!?!?!

if that happens I'll start going to church again

So... he's admitting to it... in public... again?

For those that need alt text

what happens when a giant ego collides with an immovable dumbass

Which one is which?

Both apply to each

YES

Its like exploding a cheetos bag. Orange dust everywhere

cheeto dust and ketamine

Boy that 51-49 sounds really specific, like maybe someone played around with some voting machines? Not sure why his influence came down to that specific number.

bsky.app/profile/acal...

😂😂😂

Something something leopard something something face

It's theater.

to what end? genuinely asking

May the most functional brain win.

no. both nullPointerException.

They're both atrocious people who think the world revolves solely around them & are both totally incapable of compromise or acknowledging that other people may know better than them

If you're buying this kayfabe, I have some land in West Texas to talk to you about...

the all caps wall of text coming soon on truth social is going to be something to behold

Fingers crossed for a k hole so deep Elon starts spilling the tea!! 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

Looking forward to Musk losing all his government contracts.

The bill cutting electric car subsidies is why he got all pissy in the first place.

What could he (keta)mean?

I came back to give this a like and I'll be using it at work (I'm a critical care pharmacist). 😂😅

What did Must do to tip the scale, did he rig our election? 🙃 🤔 ... .. . 😤

When will Musk scream out that he fixed the election for Trump?

didn't he just do that?

So he’s admitting he bought the election?

“Such ingratitude” With alt text

I fear Elon lacks the posting skills and general wit to compete on this stage

So should not someone be getting Elon under oath and explain what he meant by that statement?

fuckin finally

That 51-49 somehow feels oddly specific.

Musk doesn't seem very bright. Did he imagine [without evidence] that Trump had *ever in his life* shown lasting gratitude to anyone?

Näin hauskaa ei ole ollutkaan sen jälkeen kun anoppia naarattiin...

Republicans on that other app:

You don't pour milk on the kitchen floor and then get upset about the milk ruining the subfloor... Musk bought Trump and put him in office, fuck Musk. We wouldn't have Trump without Musk! He is NOT ON YOUR SIDE.

First things first. Trump will never pay Musk for the “Tesler” he bought from him.

lol you picked a team bro. this tweet tanked TSLA share price nine percent, TSLA's market cap went from 1.2 trillion to 975 billion and elon musks personal net worth just dropped about 22 billion dollars. he is turbo choking it rn lmao

Might have bipartisan support now to deport this nazi

Lol I wish, the Dems are already gearing up to get back in bed with Musk

That article has one congressperson Ro Khanna, who's always been a Musk ally saying Democrats should ally with Musk. That's hardly an indication that the party as a whole is going this way.

If a party has room in it for someone who is openly allied with a nazi, it's a nazi party

Also, come the fuck on, you can't pretend you haven't seen how the Dems have rehabbed Bush and Cheney and that whole crew of war criminals, this is an established pattern with the DNC

Rudderless ass party

Nothing like admitting you rigged the election. You mean Trump used you like he does everybody

Das wird Trump ihn nicht verzeihen.

Wait until Elon tells everyone exactly why Trump won…

I'm looking forward to when he tells us how he rigged the election.

He could have read the room last October what people were worried about 🤷‍♂️

Tell us how you made sure he won the election.

Art of the Deal, buddy boy. 🎶And another one bites the dust!

The gworls are fighting!

@ewacat.bsky.social reckon I was only a month early tbf

"I bought this election fair and square, buddy!" Clown shit

What exactly is he saying? That his support helped trump in general or specifically that illegal means were used to interfere with the election?

Therein lies the question.

And it HAS

My musk fanboy Trump supporting coworker says this is also an elaborate ruse to help Elon sell teslas to democrats again and that they’re both in on it.

Tell me more Elon. How did you do it?

😂😂

bsky.app/profile/phil...

Isn't that a confession?

Me when the literal president does a car commercial for me on the literal white house lawn: "why are you showing me such ingratitude?!?!?!"

Dems should use this opportunity to terrify republicans about Elon retribution and go after big money in politics as a whole

Elon just now realizing the clear and well-established fact that loyalty with trump only goes one way. Oh well.

Am I being massively cynical when I assume that some misfortune will shortly befall him

Can someone trick him into revealing how he made Trump "win" the election? Just a curiosity.

Does Musk have the support of Thiel and the rest of the Techbros that he thinks he can make his move now? Because he would not come out like this if he did not think he has the capability of being successful and having the backing of someone within/without government

What Elon Musk believes himself to be capable of is a different question than what he is actually capable of. He might be fully convinced of his inevitable victory, but that doesn't mean the conviction is based on anything concrete or real.

agree, he certainly has an inflated view of his ability & closeness to godhead. But I don't think he would make such a move w/o *thinking* he has good cards up his sleeve to challenge Trump in this way Whether those "cards" decide to fold & not risk backing Musk n his bid or not is another story

This would be a rational calculation, but if he ever had "rational" in his skill set it disintegrated a long time ago.

LOL This is true still chuckling, so well put

Is Elon mad because Trump told everyone that he ”takes the fat shot?”

I wish dude would just completely let the cat out of the bag

When does he spill the beans?