they'll probably try to kill him with large amounts of red dye, small amounts of fluoride or homeopathic-worthy amounts of mercury
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just leave a nice tempting dead bear out on his lawn. oh gosh who could’ve known it died of -swiftly acting & v painful parasite/unfortunate last deadly dinner/rabies-
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