We've speculated about the many ways the Trump era could end, but I'm not sure "Jonestown style mass suicide of cult leader and his Cabinet" has gotten enough attention. I think these spineless weasels will do whatever he says.
We've speculated about the many ways the Trump era could end, but I'm not sure "Jonestown style mass suicide of cult leader and his Cabinet" has gotten enough attention. I think these spineless weasels will do whatever he says.
I can't imagine being this big of a lickspittle for an actually good person. For Trump?! These people are going to be recorded for perpetuity revering one of the worst human beings of an era. Make it make sense.
Sadly, he knows that a sizable number of the American population is willfully ignorant enough to not squirm in pain while listening to this idolatrous praise of their dictator-wanna-be.
FYMTGE
I mean this is the best case scenario but it probably just ends with them all dead except Trump, and Trump saying "I don't like Kool-Aid" while walking past the dead bodies on the street like he's the main character in "The Old Man in the Cave"
Too much to hope for.
He doesn’t even pronounce it correctly…
An insult to weasels
This is so embarrassing. I don't care about their well-deserved embarrassment, but the rest of us. Global laughingstock.
By the end of this meeting, Trump will have lipstick all over his butt-hole. I doubt that whatever these people get in return is worth the humiliation and the certain legacy of being on the wrong side of history.
I'll supply the kool-aid. Lets get it done this wkend.
Good. It would be the first time they ventured forth first & did something that didn’t hurt Americans
Being a spineless weasel is the No. 1 job qualification for working for Trump's Administration.
I can only imagine what they say about him when they leave the room
Good gawd. Do they not understand how embarrassing they are.
If the Nobel Peace Prize Committee caves into Trump and gives him one, I'm moving to an alternate reality.
I don't expect the current map of the United States to look the same in 10 years.
Boy that destroys a lot of good history of Nobel recipients. And yes I know destruction of history is part of all of this bad shit.
The amount of rhetorical fellatio on display is obscene.
If only
Can’t remember who said this, but “the difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump is that Trump would charge you for the Kool Aid.”
a bunch of obsequious fools the whole lot of them
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From your lips to Gods ears
The rush of hope I just felt even thinking about it ....
Professor, I was all aflutter for a second
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It is so rare to see a public blow job contest with this many old white guys.
Bootlick pieces of fascist shit.
Do they have children? I can’t imagine my father debasing himself like that.
darts. aaaaaaaaah -- the trouble they can cause.
if they had lines that bad and creepy in a film you'd walk out and ask for your money back
We should be so lucky
None of them have the immunity he does, so...
I guess changing the name of the Department of Defense to the Deptment of War really shouts peace!!
Can you get the Nobel peace award for declaring war on your own cities? For spewing hate about immigrants and unhoused people? Asking for a friend.
I’m pretty sure the Nobel Committee can weed out this “candidate” pretty quickly…
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social
how did he mispronounce the word Nobel twice?!?!
He pronounced it as noble. Lol, twice.
He works for Drumpff, so he's either dumbing it down or he's an idiot, too.
This makes me throw up in my mouth.
I just hope after he's gone, these bootlickers will forever be chased around with video and audio clips of these sycophantic gushings over their dementia-king so they can never hold a public job ever again.
From your lips to Satan's ears, man
I know the lemmings thing is a myth but these simpering sycophants would jump off a damn cliff if he told them too - fascist fawning is nauseating…
This reminds me of the scene in The Great Dictator in which Chaplin/Hitler orders some of his soldier to jump out of a plane, which they do after giving a quick salute. When I first saw the movie it was funny but it isn't as funny anymore.
Witkoff didn’t drink the koolaid; he mainlined it.
I think it'd be hilarious if the secretary of Human Health accidentally killed the president vis a vis those daily IV drips because he convinced Trump to try some "new home remedy" that just turns out to be mercury and food dye.
Maybe a bleach chaser?
Don't forget the fiber optic light beamed via the IV tubing, with Ivermectine, Hydroxochlorquine, and bleach in that drug cocktail. Bobo Jr. will surely add the standard raw milk, undercooked pork drippings, decomposing whale blubber, road kill bear juices, and raw DC sewage in as well.
I wonder if it's those stupid post-hangover drips you can get in the health spas at Vegas hotels these days.
The back of his hand is nasty. So either his physician can't place a needle for shit, or he's getting DAILY infusions. Given his age and accelerating mental decline, I'd say the IV infusion is because one or more organs are failing.
The later Sun Kings of France didn’t require this much ego fellation.
Literally jaw dropping So dangerous
Where do you even find toadies this shameless?
I've been trying... bsky.app/profile/demo...
Photoshop brown noses on every one of them
Save all the tapes for the Truth & Reconciliation Commission or whatever out Nürenburg trial equivalent will be in 2029.
Rooting for it.
😂😂😂 somebody rescue that man's tongue from Trump's rectum.
Or maybe they like Putin know that kissing his ass is how you get whatever you want.
Perhaps some delicious Kool-Aid for the next cabinet meeting?
Deporting to. Uganda might work too.
There they sit at the table, clutching their family jewels, if they still have any.
Don't rule out "choke to death on their own dicks"
Omg lol. Epstein probably had a tattoo of Trump on him too.
Well yes
Joe Stalin would be jealous
"So, I want a pyramid with room for everyone here." "for when we eventually die, right?" "right."
Group arse-licking.
Even by GOP standards, this is fucking pathetic.
We're going to need a bigger bunker
youtu.be/gFqno1EKyp8?...
The people in this room are the anthropomorphic personification of the word oleaginous.
If there's a go fund me for the kool-aid, please post a link
They will get their act together and give the Nobel prize to Zelenskyy.
Hashtag Know Hope. I'd chip in on the Flavor Aid.
A cheap, tacky, low rent imitation of Eyes Wide Shut with JD Vance wandering through dollar store Mar-a-Lago depravity, never quite fitting in.
No matter how much eye makeup he wears.
One can hope!
In the bunker underneath the White House ala Hitler. Melania as well.
This is so embarrassing to watch.
We can hope
Oh my god! He is sipping the koolade.
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I'll supply the Kool-Aid!
We should only be so lucky, it'd be hilarious
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What they don't realize is if there is an armed uprising their supreme leader won't protect them he will be hiding in a bunker.
Boot licking in 2025
Pass the sick bucket please! 🤮
Sick watching these men and women fawn over a delusional SHOWMAN…….you are watching APPRENTICE WHITE HOUSE
I hope they'd televise it.
There’s a second reason why I wanna see him die so bad. I wanna see something else after.
If they all go with him, it would be the single best scenario possible. He, his cabinet, his MAGA supporters, that would be a sweet ending.
I have this happy dream as well.
They’re sociopaths so this is all a game to them. Every single cabinet member knows that fawning adoration will get you what you want and I wouldn’t be surprised if they were keeping score in private, behind trump’s back
It really is unbelievable. They say these cabinet meetings are like nothing anyone has ever seen before.
Is his name vacuum because he really sucks!
Oh…I disagree. Trump could NEVER be as influential with his flock as Jim Jones was. Jim Jones was way more popular with his flock than Trump is. They would never be that loyal to Trump. Until I’m proven wrong, I’m gonna have to give Jim Jones the trophy on this one….
Please be soon. Marco can be the first for all I care
That would be awesome!
welp, I’m rooting for the Flavor Aid, I guess
The stench in that room must be unbearable
Just tell Trump he'll be the first President to do it and step back.
Haha. How entertaining would it be to watch all them slowly in unison, raise the cups to their lips, pretend to sip, and watch to see who passes out first.
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The only ways anyone can get along with Trump is to constantly praise the insecure idiot.
Seriously. They continue to make fools of themselves. On video Till the end Of time.
Would be a great solution, right???
Hitler’s bunker style sounds good to me. Just need a real resistance to make it happen.
Maybe this is why. youtu.be/gFqno1EKyp8?...
Snowtown: bodies in barrels.
Fingers crossed!
I just hope they don't spill the kool-aid
The Boys; everyone around Homelander has to agree with him or he kills them.
He’s a child rapist.
That would be so beautiful.
Vomit.
shall we play the game of which cabinet members are not in the Epstein files?
Would anyone be surprised if one of those people was capable of a "family" annihilation? Especially since they really fucking love that other guy that committed suicide when he lost
I think it's more likely to end in Pete Hegseth, Tulsi Gabbard, Pam Bondi, and Kristi Noem breaking into a Benedict Canyon home and killing everyone who's there to launch Trumper Skelter.
"You, you're drinking hemlock tonight. You two, take a bath and cut your wrists. Pete, you can drink yourself to death but it has to be in one night. Little Marco, you're going to grow two inches when you hang yourself, you'll be thanking me when this is all over. Or maybe you won't, we'll see."
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That ass kissing is so pathetic. My God, how do they live with themselves?
They all have to be joking to troll Non-Trump-Humpers. There is no way anyone could be this much of an ass licker.
I, for one, am ok with them offing themselves. We could get the surviving MAGAts to recover the bodies like the Germans had to do when the camps were liberated and then deport them to El Salvador or Uganda or Saturn. Really don't care where as long as they ain't here.
Everything about these suck ups are just gross, too bad a sinkhole didn’t decide to open there
I would change that to I KNOW these spineless, obsequious weasels would do whatever he says. It's their only reason for existing.
When the Weasel King kicks the bucket, the spineless are going to wage war on themselves. They’ll eat each other alive. Serious doubts JD will survive, much less prevail.
It is pathetic, but none of them realizes how pathetic they are. They all think they're riding the tiger.
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JFC. Why doesn't Witkoff walk over to Trump, pull out his tiny little dick and blow him in front of the entire cabinet. For fucks sake.
A cabinet filled with “Wormwoods”
can we.. encourage that in some way? 😅
I'll admit that these are people, humans; but I am disgusted at how they turned out; the way they grew up was wrong! 😠
I imagine Kim Jung Un telling his people to be more like Trump's cabinet.
Could Bugs Bunny them into it.
We can only hope
In high school, and later in the workplace, we called people like this pukes.
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What a day that would be🍾🥳👏
I've been comparing him to Jim Jones since 2015. This is nuts. I'm pining for the days of Jeff Sessions.
Trump's Will probably states that his entire cabinet is to be buried with him when he dies.
And if he doesn't many of them would volunteer. After all, what would be the point of living in a world without Trump?
Next to the third hole on the golf course.
But first they have to be spray painted gold.
I'll bring a shovel.
😂😂😂
Nuclear level ass-kissing. It must take years of dedicated training to get your nose this brown.
I agree they are spineless and weasels and will do whatever he says. The big question is Why? Why so publicly debase yourself? In a movement that so values alphas, why so completely and transparently be a beta? What does he or someone else have on them all?
someone PLEASE photoshop a big ol’ pitcher of Kool-Aid onto that meeting table!!! 🙏
Remember, the people of Jonestown were shot if they didn't drink the Kool-aid. They'll be some dissenters soon who will be found dead. They deserve it.
They all could have dropped out of politics & away from the regime. They would absolutely deserve it.
Bring the koolaid and they will drink it!
This is literally the exact thing South Park made fun of last episode and yet they keep on doing it.
Looks like North Korea
I keep thinking about what all these people around Trump has been threaten with in order to do so much ass licking…
Don't threaten us with a good time! 🫰🫰🫰
We could never get so lucky also he's way too afraid of dying to do that. But hey 🤞
FYMTG'sE
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Oh no, what a loss to the world that would be...
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I was just thinking that!
Their own personal rapture
i don't think he's that kind of coward
Nah, he doesn’t have the courage to off himself.
could totally see him telling the others he will and then not doing it, tho joke is, vance would do the same thing
not until koolaid* gets rid of the artificial dyes *yes, i know it was flavoraid (I’m usually the one pointing out that it wad flavoraid) but you people have broken me down
Nah, these guys are just cynical self-servers. DJT of course would never take a sip from the poisoned chalice. But I could imagine he’d command his followers to do so. Remember how AH thought his followers had let him down and deserved to die.
Peace prize for unleashing the most powerful military on earth on his own country??? Now that’s American!!!
One can hope….
Imagine. Other people from other countries watch this and every last one of them who isn’t in an insane asylum asked, “ WTF is wrong with these idiots.”
I say that daily and I live here. I voted against this clown three times. The level of stupidity is exhausting.
It’s truly embarrassing to watch grown educated people humiliate themselves to stroke the ego of a sloven, demented, pedophile.
Speaking of insane asylums Trump still thinks that when migrants come here and declare asylum, he thinks they are from an insane asylum
I’ve given up on what Trump thinks. He is the greatest threat to humanity that has existed in my lifetime. He needs to be removed from office diplomatically or by force either way he is going kill Americans.
He will not leave peacefully That much we know already
I honestly don’t see a way out of this without a bloody insurrection. I never thought in my lifetime I would see that coming in America. America is being forced to decide whether they are a democracy or a dictatorship.
O M G What a brown noser!! Theses people are fucking psychotic
We must never forget these pathetic enablers
I couldn't possibly be that lucky
When they kiss his ass I am so embarrassed, to think that they can impress the Nobel committee 😏 That this little whiny bitch gets ZELENSKY S MEDAL
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We can only hope! Preferably asap
Yes! Where drinking the Kool-Aid came from.
I seriously wonder if his health will last to the end of the year, but what do I know?
It is a circus rather than a government. When this is viewed years from now, people will think it was not real, it just couldn't be that there were such cowards who bowed down to a crazy old man. The Emperor has no clothes.
looks like a bunch of mob dudes sitting around talking about the hits they have coming up.
I wonder if armed national guards were stationed outside the doors. Way too orchestrated.
Kilmar Garcia should get one. If you want to see an entire room glitch out and shit its collective pants, that’ll do it.
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We can hope they follow the jones plan.
Or they could be entombed with him. I'll bet he'd love to have his own pyramid.
Trump stopped the Peloponnesian War with a very big deal between Sparta and Athens. He also stopped the 30 Years War after meeting the guys who were thrown out the window and the 100 Years War when RFK Jr suggested using bubonic plague. Give him the award.
I'll make the punch.
I'll entertain your theory on why the 'Jonestown style mass suicide of cult leader and his Cabinet' might be valid. What do you envision would kick off such an event?
Would it be Koolaid this time, or Diet Coke? 🤔
Diet Coke spiked with cane sugar—just to cover as many bases as possible.