The Center for Disease

diseased center 😬

ASK ANY MD!

Or maybe the Center for Dying Casually.

Sounds about right.

Wormwood

Someone else said the Center for Disease Promotion.

Ministry of Miasma

I’ve heard Ivermectin cures that

Backed up by Department of FuckingUpBusinesses

I think you meant Center for Diseases.

They really are stupid enough to not realize that there comes a point where money can't buy you safety in a plague.

Sponsored by the Discovery Institute.

Maybe Brainworms R Us

Actually, following the announced renaming of the Defense Dept to the War Dept, I expect the CDC to be renamed as the Pestilence Dept. Similarly, Medicare & Medicaid will become the Death Dept, and State will become the Famine Dept. Hegseth, Kennedy, Oz, and Rubio will be known as the 4 Horsemen.

Fuuuuucckk!! All the Dogtors and Doctors are screaming into the void today.

This is actually funny. How did we get here?

Almost. The Centers for Disease Creation and Dissemination.

Sounds about right. He thinks only poor, unhealthy people will be affected.

There is money in disease treatment....never in it's cure.

Fucking eugenics!

Ministry of Diseases

Centers for Dipshit Crazies

At this rate, yes.

Truer words have never been spoken!! Then the bastards can sit back and count the bodies!!

Republican Recipe for Death

Continuous disease creation

The Center for Disease Meh.

I mean they still are kind of controlling them.

Centers for vitamins D and C.

*The TRUMP Center for Disease Creation.

Centers for Disinformation and Conspiracy

Centers for Dumbasses and Charlatans.

💯😖

At some point, the head of CDC will be a traveling preacher that performs faith healings throughout the Bible Belt.

Could just call it the Center for Diseases.

Or the Center for Eugenic Acceleration. MAHA is all about Breeding Better Human Stock. Led by that frigging donkey RFK Jr., the UberMule.

Center for Death?!

Send over those DOGE guys who crowbarred the letters off the US Institute for Peace. Center for Disease saves a ton of money.

Center For Disease.

Look: it's the Center for Disease CONTROL, not the Centers for Disease Control *and Prevention*

The Kennedy Center for Disease?

Spreading is a KIND of control...

this is how trump gets his kennedy center honor

Better yet - the Senator Cassidy Center for Disease. He's the one that rolled over and confirmed him. He should get top billing.

He's also the piece of shit who ratted out Monarez for letting him know Kennedy had lied about the promise not to touch vaccines...

Personally I would not like that.

The Spreaditall Reserve

Haemorrhaging from the eyes is just excess blood leaving the body and rebalancing the humours.

The Center for Purposely Killing People from Preventable Pandemics.

It’s funny because it’s true

Stop the stupid. Remove him. resist.bot/petitions/PQ...

Clever and oh so applicable!

Center for Weeding Out the Weak

I bet you think you're joking but sadly 😭 you're probably right

Okay, that's aces right there. You win the internet.

Centers for Disease Continuation Centers for Disease Communication Centers for Disease Contagion

Centers For Disease Complacency at the very least.

The pandemic president is at again.

CHECK EVERY BAIL RECORD FOR THIS SPECIMEN... NAIL HIM TO THE WALL!!

DEAFNESS IS THE OBVIOUS... MY GRANDKIDS WILL DIE OF IGNORANCE... BROUGHT ON BY MY IGNORANCE AND HYPOCRACY ? SURE!! UNCLE TEDDY COULD SWIM... I HELD IT OVER HIM BECAUSE I WAS THE WITNESS!

Back Scuttle! They have stupids listening.... SAY EGG ROLL MUFFIN MAFIA... 17th caller is Wrong!

Conservative Depopulation Coalition.

Centers for Disease Conservation

Disease Protection Agency Department of Defense of Diseases

I am convinced Brainworm is going to start babble about the glories of reintroducing smallpox into the wild.

Centers for Disease

Making disease great again

The CDC are not there to create disease; the CDC is there to preserve disease.

and you get a free brain worm with every previously-extinct disease diagnosis! yay?!? “They’re going to rebrand it as the Centers for Disease Creation”

Here at the Centers for Disease Conservation we have scarlet fever, rubella, typhoid, cholera, and all those other pathogens you only read about in Dickensian novels.

Free samples with every purchase of Kennedy brand brain implants.

Relive history, right in your own body.

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It's sad that this actually could come to be true.

MASA

and Propagation

Think of the savings with the acronym /s

Fahrenheit 451, only with pandemics instead of fires.

and Proliferation

😂😭

And Proliferation

Too late. Covid informed people have been calling it that for at least three years.

Consistent with Department of War, at least!

And then claim victory for shutting it down.

Guys it’s plural. “Centers for Disease Cultivation and Promotion”

RFK, Jr: "What if we re-released the Smallpox samples we have in-house?"

I think some of his fans would volunteer, if he markets it to them. Revel in the lesions of smallpox, feel your lymph nodes swell with bubonic plague... Who's feeling man enough to take on ebola?

Lots of those idjits think that infections give your immune system a "workout." They should give HIV a try. It literally destroys your immune system, but what the hey...

Exactly. These are people with no sense of their own mortality. They are determined to learn everything the hard way.

They also think it goes away after enough people are infected. Ya know, like plague & tuberculosis & polio & smallpox all did.

They will be Big Beautiful Diseases-only the best diseases

You're right. They only do cultivation because they have no skill but they're also shameless liars so they'd call it creating.

I saw my first "germ theory has been debunked" in the wild, the other day. We are so fucked.

Department of War on human immune systems

Big, Beautiful Diseases

Many people are saying we have the best diseases

All hail Nurgle

Praise Grandfather Nurgle!

When I told my retired physician wife about them limiting access for the new Covid vaccine - she immediately sez: “Well, there goes herd immunity.”

The Centers for Pestilence was right there.

Yes we have that as well as the Department Of Injustice

I think they may settle for Centers for Disease. Short and “sweet”.

Well-played sir! The lesson is: Hire a brain-worm infested crank to be HHS Director get a lousy CDC

Savings. Won’t have to change the logo.

The man is a bio-hazard and should be treated as such!

Brilliant

A1 Skeet, Kevin

Center for Disease Casserole.

𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝕯𝖎𝖊 𝒞𝓇ℯ𝓂𝒶𝓉ℯ

The Center of Disease

“Center for Natural Herd Immunity”

I live less than 30 minutes of that abomination of a museum, please don't give them ideas.

The Centers for Disease Creation sounds tough and puts us on the offense…instead of that weak, defensive Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. 😂😂😂

I was betting on them calling it the "We're All Going to Die Center"

Centers for Disease Coincidence

No rebranding necessary

🎯

“What doesn’t kill you…”

Which goes along with the Environmental Pollution Agency

Center for Disease Roulette

Yes. That way they can have multiple uses for Hegseth's favorite motto: more lethality.

Disease Proliferation

The Thom and Susan Tillis Centers for Disease Creation.

Culling Centers

Sadly that would be more appropriate.

That would be uncharacteristically honest for them...

Just rename it "Wuhan Lab"

please add The American to the title. kinda like the gulf of Mexico. Then 'The american X' will go down as the 'diabolically foolish' place, or else The kennedy centre for its as a culturally inane reminder

At last, someone who will fight for the rights of transmissible diseases. #PathogenLivesMatter

Conservatives for Disease Creation

Well, that's sort of like job creation, but for organisms that probably don't pay much in taxes.

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Or perhaps the Center for Disease and Death.