That Americans are jumping up and down with glee at the tiniest prospect that Trump has left this earth tells you everything you want to about Republicans election chances.

She’s batshit crazy

Joe Biden ended the war in Afghanistan (and, no…the 13 soldiers were killed because we were there for 20 years, not because we left). He should receive the Nobel Prize for that achievement. And also because Trump’s spleen would burst if that happened.

October 10th can't come and go fast enough so all these sniveling bootlickers can hand the gigantic baby big hankies for a few days then they can all shut it.

The guy who wants to rename the DOD to "The Department of War" also desperately wants to be known as "a man of peace." Welcome to the age of cognitive dissonance. Trump basically wants one of those participation trophies that the right-wing used to scream was ruining children.

😂 Oh, yeah. That'll work with the Norwegians...what a dummy.

Dude doesn't even qualify for a Nobel Hairpiece Prize.

Nice prize you got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.

Plomise Trump he'll get the Noble Piece Plize. He's too addled to notice.

Luna delusional

“You Wanna Piece of This?” Prize

Similar energy, somehow

Pardon my French, but who are these c—ts?

Someone just give the fat, fascist fuck this and maybe he'll shut up about it.

🖕 these morons!!

Shes a Lunatic...

Threatening a Nobel Committee shows an award-winning level of malicious stupidity. Let's award these clowns with total, cold, heartless rejection.

He threatened NORWAY, not the committee. He's going to impose more tariffs unless he gets the prize.

Talk about living in a bubble! Was the threat made before or after Trump sent 7 warships and a nuclear sub to Venezuela and declared the DOD would now be called the Dept. of War?

toddler

WTF's and who told her to say that cause talk about low IQ 🙄

Which peace with Ukraine?!? Did I miss something??

It's one of the 97 wars Trump ended.

Is Star Wars in the list?

Does she talk in the name of Russia?

She speaks on behalf of Florida….at least it’s better weather

Let’s rename Florida Isle de Ponce de Leon, and Drumpy and Tart can declare war and go and conquer it. And live happily ever after.

Pathetic batch of elected GQP officials bunch of slurping orange ass kissers resort to mafia style threats to get The Orange Diaper Clad King his fondest obsessive desires. They chronically fuck over the American People as they abdicate their responsibility /Congressional powers to soothe Donnie

Wow didn’t know we brokered peace with Ukraine. Seems like something we’d all know about

Uh, what has Melanie done to even be mentioned?? Smh.

Hard to think of an argument more compelling than "give me a Nobel Peace Prize or I'll kill you."

Devaluing yet another institution.

Gotta love the Fox Fool who thinks Felontrump would add credibility to the Nobel Committee. 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇸

Fiction Island.

Dah!

with the amount of contenders Its surprising the USA doesn’t have an annual talking shit on cable news prize

What is Melania doing though? Are we giving Putin Melania?

Why do you think Putin gave her to the Trump mushroom in the first place.

In Norwegian “dra til helvete” (literally “go to hell”).

When you give it to anybody it loses its credibility. Quintessential MAGA

It would be simpler for Trump just to annex Norway and award the Peace Prize to himself.

I’m sure he thought about it and ran it by Hegseth and Miller.

I'm afraid you're right.

LOL! WTAF??!!??

To quote "The Thing"... "You're have got to be fucking kidding..."

I used to live in Pinellas Cty FL...how the fuck did they ever elect her???

Because Irony just can’t be murdered enough…

There are no words

North Korea much?

Someone needs to develop a Morons Anonymous 12 Step program.

The Murdoch’s allow this propaganda. It makes them massive amounts of money.

that's a nice peace prize committee youse got there. be a shame if something happened to it.

Posthumously would be their only hope.

Please, please forgive me or help me find a more suitable word but the white-supremacist party now function at a level of retardation.

Most of trumpet's supporters don't even know the difference between Nobel and Noble. I've heard from some of them that he MUST be awarded the Noble peace prize. I personally would nominate him for the Noballs piece prize. Don't worry. He's too dumb to know the difference either.

Trump should be given The Nobel Pees Prize.

Or the Nobel Piece of Sh*t Prize.

Now he's definitely not getting it, like he had a chance to begin with

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We all have known for some time Luna is short for lunatic.

😂😂😂

🤣 What a bunch of gangster toadies! I hope the Swedes give it to a deserving individual who hasn’t hesitated to call the First Felon what he is. He deserves profound humiliation in this particular arena.

Pedos don’t get nobel peace prizes #pedopotus

also thinking Edgar Bergan can broker an agreement with Charlie McCarthy. minister lavrov just told them again that no, there is not gonna be a ceasefire/frozen conflict so they can re-arm. they never listen. war on norway for the peace prize?!

Yes. A paid escort and a rapist con man are the perfect Nobel prize winners. Throw in Jared Kushner who resolved all Mid East problems. Should be renamed the Trump peace prize.

Omg. These people. What a sickening world they live in.

The Twilight Zone.

Do they ever hear themselves?

Are Nobel Peace Prize winners bullies? Is that a trait the committee is looking for?

Threats to a committee considering your contribution to peace is as logical as MAGA is capable of being.

Why does she use "we" for Russia?

If you watched the Cabinet Meeting last Tuesday you heard all the Secretaries pronounce the name as the Noble PP not the Nobel PP. How clueless can they get? Not much more.

If Trump wants a NPP he should DO SOMETHING to earn it, not just threaten his way into one. That will destroy the whole intent and corrupt it forever not that he cares one bit. JFC!

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and wtf does melania have to do with negotiations about ukraine, lol. can't they be content with her not getting a vanity fair cover? no, she must also not get a nobel peace prize!

She penned a strongly worded letter to Putin for the kids🙄🙄🙄🙄

Making threats to garner a Peace Prize isn't very...peaceful.

Give me the Nobel Peace Prize or I’ll bomb Scandinavia.

Delusional!!

I blame the unmitigated morons who vote for these clowns.

So peaceful

Trump’s on a non stop mission to degrade everything decent or valuable so why should the Nobel Committee escape the same fate?

These people are looney Toons.

They're still pissed off Obama got one.

Ah yes, a peace prize for the First Pole Dancer: so selfless, so involved, so committed.

I didn’t know they gave out a Nobel for porn!

Melainie had StaffGTP crank out a doe-eyed letter to Vlad, and that somehow merits a Nobel Prize? Sure... maybe if there’s a “comedy” category.

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Thank god I am intelligent enough to not watch FOX “news”. I’m grateful that being woke came so natural to me. I’m counting on some norms to hold strong and not capitulate. The Nobel Prize is one of those norms.

Luna is huffing glue

Ummmm, “peace with Ukraine”????

Trump doesn’t deserve the Nobel Prize; He should be awarded a Goebbels Prize for the level of propaganda he has unleashed on America and the world.

That’s their only strategy—strong arm, like the schoolyard bully. It’s embarrassing and pathetic.

pettiness and nonsensical threats are all they have

I love it. Luna - short for LunaTIC.

Peace through Strength type beat

EF her and the broom is rode in on!!!

*she

Do I sense urgency?

WTF! 😆

Just when I think these suck-ups can’t sink any lower, Luna scuba dives into the muck 😂

Barack should just start showing up everywhere with his Nobel Prize on a necklace, Flavor Flav style.

Probably should've tagged him in here. flavorflav.bsky.social

Donald Trump and Melania sharing the Nobel Prize for Chemistry would be pretty great.

Trump: "What do I have to do around here to win a Nobel peace prize?" Nobel committee: "Well Mr. President, we hear you're having some health issues. Let's start there."

“If they know what’s good for ‘em” is like, literally a line from The Godfather?

There's no bottom

LOL that Melania Trump is working towards peace in Ukraine smh. The world has gone absolutely mad.

melania knows putin is as fucked as her husband. Where will she go? #maga #gop #republicans #Ukraine

"Trump name 5 Nobel Peace Prize laureates" challenge (impossible)

I've had bullies say crap like that to me when I was in grade school.

Melania can't broker "Peace" in her own marriage. How the hell is she going broker peace between Russia and Ukraine?

His name should be Luna-tic,

The Rule of Don trying to go global. 🤡

😂🤣😂

Does the Nobel committee do razzies?

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social @bobcesca.bsky.social @halsparks.com Holy crap, had to do a double take, thought this was Mama Steph after a box of wine!

In their insular psycho world they did in fact broker peace but Zelenskyy rejected it. He didn’t want to give up his country. There is no hell big enough for all these idiots.

Seriously who are these idiots

Such desperation on behalf of dear orange leader.🤣

Threats are so peaceful!

Anyone else skeeved out by the similarities between MAGA threat propaganda and Russian threat propaganda? Kinda skeevy.

Give him the Nobel Pedo Prize.

Lunatic!