Put that in your campaign platform
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we don't WANT him to suffer a rectal prolapse and subsequent death of blood loss we'd just not be surprised if that was how it went down
aug 31, 2025, 2:42 am • 94 3 • view
But I DO want him to suffer that
aug 31, 2025, 4:10 am • 4 0 • view
or upset...
aug 31, 2025, 3:06 am • 1 0 • view
Speak for yourself
aug 31, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ll run it by my comms team
aug 31, 2025, 2:41 am • 376 3 • view
Run it by your plumber first
aug 31, 2025, 2:51 am • 14 0 • view
"run" heh
aug 31, 2025, 2:47 am • 83 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 31, 2025, 7:13 am • 2 0 • view
Stop it. Stop it right now. Try Imodium.
aug 31, 2025, 10:22 am • 12 0 • view
When he does 'go' the internet will break down, it won't be able to handle the traffic, it's going to be AWESOME !
aug 31, 2025, 8:28 am • 10 1 • view
😅😅😅✌️
aug 31, 2025, 2:44 am • 4 0 • view
"Will we be a democratic republic in 2029? It.....Depends"
aug 31, 2025, 2:42 am • 278 9 • view
I'm against punching down at folks who need to wear depends, but I feel like even the Depends Crowd™️ will be thrilled to throw their used diapers at him or use them to fill his grave We are all in this shit together ♥️
aug 31, 2025, 4:38 am • 12 0 • view
Ba-Dump!
aug 31, 2025, 2:45 am • 3 0 • view
ngl that’s really good
aug 31, 2025, 2:42 am • 73 0 • view
Depends is doing corporate sponsorships now too, seems too good an opportunity.
aug 31, 2025, 6:04 am • 4 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 2:52 am • 3 0 • view
😂😂😂😂
aug 31, 2025, 2:51 am • 3 0 • view
I’m partial to it happening like that infamous scene from Scanners. A few seconds of escalating migraine pain then 💥
aug 31, 2025, 10:11 am • 8 0 • view
I prefer the Kingsman scenario: youtu.be/ij_dMWkYpTU?...
aug 31, 2025, 3:10 pm • 1 0 • view
That would be so awesome
aug 31, 2025, 3:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah, I’ve imagined the same thing
aug 31, 2025, 7:15 pm • 0 0 • view