I’m quite jealous that your favorite pie is like 3 bucks for the whole thing for a few months of the year lol

You too can enjoy the best pie. I tend to not have it outside of a few pieces across the last 45 days of the years and I’m good for the whole year.

The best pie is razzleberry (blackberry with raspberry) pie and I will not hear any slander against this. I don’t even think I have a slice a year but when I do it’s heaven. But you, too, can enjoy the best pie ( insert x rated joke here)