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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

Moon mist, tossing bits of cone at those garlic fingers weirdos

jul 23, 2025, 11:01 am • 11 0

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Adam (he/him) 🇨🇦 @adaminhfx.bsky.social

I'm sitting at lobster roll but it's strategic so I can steal food from all the tables around me.

jul 23, 2025, 12:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

Valid lol

jul 23, 2025, 12:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Neovagina Evangelion - Gamma Rae Design @gammarae.design

Rapûre for me

jul 23, 2025, 11:22 am • 2 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

Oh you would, lol

jul 23, 2025, 11:27 am • 2 0 • view
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Neovagina Evangelion - Gamma Rae Design @gammarae.design

Pour sûre, ça fait rinque d'la suite! (I pity any translation software that tries to parse the above)

jul 23, 2025, 11:29 am • 3 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

The ultimate tool to defeat the machine overlords

jul 23, 2025, 11:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Jonathan aka RoadBlock @roadblock.bsky.social

I'm an absolute tourist so Fish n Chips for me!

jul 23, 2025, 11:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

Keeping the economy afloat, that 🤣

jul 23, 2025, 11:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Terra 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸 @macterra17.com

Hodgepodge, tossing peas over my shoulder at those Moon Mist weirdos 😁

jul 23, 2025, 11:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Cara B @carab63.bsky.social

Between hodge podge and blueberry grunt to grab both

jul 23, 2025, 11:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Joe Sobo @joesobo.bsky.social

Certainly not sitting with those chicken bone loners

jul 23, 2025, 11:33 am • 3 0 • view
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Joe Sobo @joesobo.bsky.social

Sorry, I keep ruminating on this. Can we please acknowledge how fucking bizarre Chicken Bones actually are? Like, they're a Cinnamon candy that has a chocolate fill? Also, they're pink? And named Chicken Bones?

jul 23, 2025, 3:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Joe Sobo @joesobo.bsky.social

And clearly, the chocolate is supposed to be "bone marrow". But why chicken bone marrow, when the far superior beef bone marrow is right there?!

jul 23, 2025, 3:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

Yeah, they are… a freak of nature, a confectionary mistake

jul 23, 2025, 3:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joe Sobo @joesobo.bsky.social

They're a candy forged by Lucifer himself.

jul 23, 2025, 3:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

Surprised thats not on the bag they come in, honestly

jul 23, 2025, 3:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joe Sobo @joesobo.bsky.social

I'd give them a pass on the oddity if they were somewhat good? But anyone who says they like them deserves a psych eval

jul 23, 2025, 3:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

Never!

jul 23, 2025, 11:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Owen (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social

I’m at the lobster roll table launching an assault with pieces of shell to defend my garlic finger friends.

jul 23, 2025, 11:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

You can’t hurt me. I have ice cream.

jul 23, 2025, 11:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

Same feeling

A SpongeBob meme showing Squidward spying on SpongeBob and Patrick frolicking, Squidward labeled “the Japanese being low on every resource possible” and the boys labeled “the us army accidentally making 2 more ships than they needed and making them into ice cream parlours for yhe soldiers”
jul 23, 2025, 11:39 am • 2 0 • view
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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social

That's cool, we'll lob bits of crust dripping donair sauce back. And while you're protecting your eyes, we'll steal licks from your cone. (Cuz we need dessert too)

jul 23, 2025, 12:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

Enjoy your sticky not-shawarma haha

jul 23, 2025, 12:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Laskinator @laskinator.bsky.social

Scuse me ma'am, I'm sitting at the garlic fingers table. Donairs pale in comparison to their shawarma cousin, esp if the shop has pomegranate molasses, and will agree to give you some.

jul 23, 2025, 1:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

And garlic fingers pale in comparison to their true form, a pizza. Ah-HA!

jul 23, 2025, 1:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jean-François @meanderingemu.bsky.social

i guess we exported all the Digby scallops

jul 23, 2025, 11:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

Oddly the inly time I ever hear about them are from tourists

jul 23, 2025, 11:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Jean-François @meanderingemu.bsky.social

i love scallops, so my friends who live in A.R. will buy some in Digby when i visit, but yeah i don't hear many NSian mention them.

jul 23, 2025, 11:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

“Why the fuck would I go to Digby” is the more likely reply

jul 23, 2025, 11:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Ziti @zeetee.bsky.social

Lobster roll all day

jul 23, 2025, 11:46 am • 2 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

Typical tourist attitude 🤣

jul 23, 2025, 11:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

Ignore my dumb ass, I was born in a fishing village yet hate seafood

jul 23, 2025, 11:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Ziti @zeetee.bsky.social

You bring shame and dishonor. Bury me in shellfish.

jul 23, 2025, 11:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

You can stick me in a brazen bull so long as it means I get a steak

jul 23, 2025, 11:56 am • 0 0 • view