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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

2pm announcement?

sep 2, 2025, 10:58 am • 44 8

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Sabocat @beedut.bsky.social

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

sep 2, 2025, 11:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ @crashannburn.bsky.social

Lol classic

sep 2, 2025, 12:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social

2 PM Announcement:

Most of us are three bad months away from being homeless. None of us are three good months away from being billionaires.
sep 2, 2025, 3:02 pm • 1 0 • view