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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf

Taking a bullet for you mob again - this time Zooper Dooper Fairy Floss Twisties.

Packet of twisties
sep 1, 2025, 9:15 am • 58 2

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faineblackadder.bsky.social @faineblackadder.bsky.social

Just no.

sep 1, 2025, 9:32 am • 1 0 • view
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BlueSkyThinking @blueskythinking.bsky.social

Absolutely not!

sep 1, 2025, 9:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Denise Faulkner @denisefaulkner.art

sep 1, 2025, 10:32 am • 1 0 • view
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Hume Hannity @hugh-manatee.bsky.social

Good grief...

sep 1, 2025, 9:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Richard Tuffin @richardtuffin.bsky.social

Just no..

sep 1, 2025, 9:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Lisa @makingmeals.bsky.social

Yuck. Sound awful. 😢

sep 1, 2025, 9:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Dr 'Mysterious and Important' Stip 😷 @drstip.bsky.social

Nice knowing ya

sep 1, 2025, 10:32 am • 1 0 • view
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21linac.bsky.social @21linac.bsky.social

I just can’t get my head around that one🤪 Waiting for the review

sep 1, 2025, 9:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf

bsky.app/profile/crow...

sep 1, 2025, 9:23 am • 1 0 • view
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RaptorShadow @raptorshadow.org

I'm sure they're awful. And yet I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this...

sep 1, 2025, 10:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Revy @catgirlfingies.quest

I actually love them LOL

sep 1, 2025, 9:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf

Oh ooops!

sep 1, 2025, 9:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Revy @catgirlfingies.quest

Haha 🤔 my family said they're disgusting too LOL. Maybe i like gross food 😔

sep 1, 2025, 9:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Mike Sharp @grotwort.bsky.social

No. Please don't.

sep 1, 2025, 9:31 am • 1 0 • view
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AmiyaJLO @amiyajlo.bsky.social

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not this abomination!!!! 😩😩

sep 1, 2025, 9:47 am • 3 0 • view
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paws101 [Paul 🇦🇺 🦘For Ukraine 🇺🇦] @paws101.bsky.social

OH NO! 😲

sep 1, 2025, 9:16 am • 2 0 • view
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Andy @vicozandy.bsky.social

Marketing: You know what a savoury, crunchy snack needs? Frozen sugar flavour and molten sugar flavour! This may be a pioneering example of LLM ("AI") food design.

sep 1, 2025, 12:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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UrbanMyf @urbanmyf.bsky.social

jaysus, what sort of freaking nightmare is this?

sep 1, 2025, 9:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Morabeets @morabeets.bsky.social

More like jumping on the grenade 😬

sep 1, 2025, 9:49 am • 2 0 • view
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Martin CsharpMinor @csharpminor.bsky.social

Seen them. Couldn’t bring myself to try them…..

sep 1, 2025, 9:24 am • 3 0 • view
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf

Smart. Even on sale I feel ripped off.

sep 1, 2025, 9:25 am • 3 0 • view
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Trivalve @trivalve.bsky.social

AUKUS submarines run on them

sep 1, 2025, 11:38 am • 1 0 • view
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NK JJB @neiljrm.bsky.social

Ma'am... You deserve danger money. Thank you for your service.

sep 1, 2025, 9:37 am • 4 0 • view
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf

I nearly cried

sep 1, 2025, 9:38 am • 4 0 • view
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Robert Atkins @ratkins.net

I saw the pic first and assumed @nanoraptor.danamania.com 😛

sep 1, 2025, 2:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Suey in Sydney @sueyinsydney.bsky.social

But whhhhyyy?!?

sep 1, 2025, 10:33 am • 2 0 • view
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Gus @lindsay1111.bsky.social

Wtaf!

sep 1, 2025, 10:34 am • 2 0 • view
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loveroftea73.bsky.social @loveroftea73.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 10:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf

Exactly this

sep 1, 2025, 10:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Toeknee Cee 🤷🏻‍♂️ @tonyis.online

Saw them at the shops and gagged.

sep 1, 2025, 10:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Magpie Minion @magpie-minion.bsky.social

Are they frozen?

sep 1, 2025, 9:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf

No but maybe they would taste better that way?

sep 1, 2025, 9:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Magpie Minion @magpie-minion.bsky.social

The word 'abomination' comes to mind...

sep 1, 2025, 9:23 am • 1 0 • view
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The Weatherboard Nine @theweatherboard9.bsky.social

Like mainlining diabetes... 🤪

sep 1, 2025, 10:09 am • 1 0 • view
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shaneconvey.bsky.social @shaneconvey.bsky.social

Even chicken twisties are sacrilegious this is the antichrists work

sep 1, 2025, 11:28 am • 2 0 • view
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf

The smell of sugar hits you as soon as you open the bag.

Open pack of twisties with pink dusted twisties spilling out
sep 1, 2025, 9:15 am • 17 0 • view
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EthelVintage @ethelvintage.bsky.social

They look like they are still cheesy as well :-/

sep 1, 2025, 10:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf

It was all wrong

sep 1, 2025, 10:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf

Verdict: they are disgusting.

sep 1, 2025, 9:15 am • 56 0 • view
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Vicki @vickiap.bsky.social

Thank you you for your sacrifice. So brave.

sep 1, 2025, 8:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Anathema Device (Brisbane) @iamanathemadevice.bsky.social

They sound it 🤮

sep 1, 2025, 9:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Fletcher Picken @fletcherpicken.bsky.social

Flavour Houses can concoct anything…this type of travesty occurs when brand managers - desperate for growth - fall into the trap of thinking consumers want it…

sep 1, 2025, 9:44 am • 1 0 • view
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21linac.bsky.social @21linac.bsky.social

They have a 3 star health rating!

sep 1, 2025, 9:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Lacie 💖 @cooks4luv.bsky.social

That wasn't hard to see coming 😂

sep 1, 2025, 9:39 am • 2 0 • view
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf

Every time I have a teeeeny tiny glimmer of hope

sep 1, 2025, 9:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Lacie 💖 @cooks4luv.bsky.social

But you don't give up hope. Good on ya 🥰

sep 1, 2025, 9:41 am • 1 0 • view
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Dirk Flinthart @flinthart.bsky.social

Great Cthulhu!

sep 1, 2025, 9:16 am • 1 0 • view
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ShannonKate💜 @shankate.bsky.social

Thank you, saves us all the horrific disappointment you must be experiencing now😂🫂🩷

sep 1, 2025, 9:23 am • 2 0 • view
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf

I had to eat some lettuce to get the taste out of

sep 1, 2025, 9:24 am • 1 0 • view
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ShannonKate💜 @shankate.bsky.social

Oh, that’s bad!😱😂 I hope you don’t have nightmares and can still eat the cheese Twisties!🤞

sep 1, 2025, 9:30 am • 1 0 • view
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*Handle pending approval @existentialfauxpas.bsky.social

Absolutely not a surprise…what absolute tool came up with the idea of sweet Twisties?

sep 1, 2025, 8:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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3wombats @3wombats.bsky.social

This is not surprising

sep 1, 2025, 9:17 am • 10 0 • view
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social

😁😂

sep 1, 2025, 9:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Cranky Aussie™ @crankyaussie.com

image
sep 1, 2025, 9:38 am • 5 0 • view
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf

SO much this

sep 1, 2025, 9:40 am • 2 0 • view
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lukeular apocalypse @beardynoise.bsky.social

These are delicious tho

sep 1, 2025, 9:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Dave Hooper @davehooper.com

I really wish you hadn’t

sep 1, 2025, 9:35 am • 7 0 • view
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Beck @beckjoinyourunion.bsky.social

Can you believe people get paid money to come up with this nonsense?

sep 1, 2025, 8:37 pm • 5 0 • view
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Dave Hooper @davehooper.com

Yes. Because I know that it creates additional sales for the brand, which otherwise remains flat. Can I believe that people buy this nonsense? No.

sep 1, 2025, 8:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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J @alyraa.bsky.social

That's a nope nope nope

sep 1, 2025, 11:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Adopto ND @adoptond.bsky.social

My blood sugar just spiked looking at the packet.

sep 1, 2025, 10:23 am • 2 0 • view
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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf

Ugh the smell....

sep 1, 2025, 10:25 am • 3 0 • view
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Filleastuta @filleastuta.bsky.social

Good grief!

sep 1, 2025, 9:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Gail @gailruth.bsky.social

Saw them today and even I couldn't bring myself to try them.

sep 1, 2025, 9:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Kimberly @kimbasgarden.bsky.social

Just the colour and, even if they're crisp all the way through, my imagination of the texture, is enough to say no. They look squelchy.

sep 1, 2025, 11:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Sunnytimes33 @sunny61.bsky.social

I’m so happy with my normal chocolate Kit Kat ☺️

sep 1, 2025, 9:46 am • 2 0 • view