He said the “did you know” line when he discovered food is called groceries. Too stupid to wonder why they call them grocery stores

"...Like nobody has ever seen": That which we have all seen thousands of times before. "Tremendous": Mundane It's at this point that I became terminally bored with interpreting his bullshit.

This is the one that kills me, and he uses it both ways for something good or bad

While I appreciate the feedback, as one of the approximately 95% of the global population lucky enough to not be American, this is too much information. 😉

"A lot of people don't know this" = LITERALLY EVERYBODY knows this, but HE just found out

My favorite is: "A lot of people don't know this..." "This" is always something that is common knowledge and learned when your age is a single digit.

“No one has ever seen anything like this.” - This is normally how it occurs. “Everyone is talking about it.” - Elon mentioned it. “It’s the biggest problem facing America.” - I have found another way for me and my friends to make money.” All his exaggerated comments are BS, he’s pathetically stupid.

Spot on 😂😂

You mean his voters are pathetically stupid, or just don't care about truth and consequences. They have other reasons.

All the above, but you forgot pure hate & racism!

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Great guide to have handy.

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Yep, nailed it.

😆😂😂 that sums it up exactly

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One more. "there is a story" (Can you believe these idiots will believe anything I say). There is a story about an old woman with three apples... 🚬😎

When he says 'OK?' he means 'Agree with me or I'll call you NASTY!'

May I add, “We’re getting all kinds of things done.” ( not doing fu*k all) 🤷‍♀️

"We're looking very strongly at it" (We haven't even given it a thought)

🥂 oh yeah, one of the all time hits, 🤯

This is classic huckster speak.

Lol, truth!

I am sad that I only have one like to give.

Absolutely... I figure thhis coded talk early on....why haven't MAGA figured it out?

Truth

This

Is gold

Actually this is known as Narc speak. Once you know their language you can understand how they are trying to manipulate you.

😂..so true!

yup- I have always hated " Many people are saying". Lying Ted ( the only thing the felon got right) used that phrase to justify not certifying the election after the courts had rejected 60 cases) - ugh

I always thought "Many people have said" were the voices in his head!

Yup!

Quickest and easiest way to tell if Trump is lying: his lips move and sounds come out.

Bla bla bla like nobody’s ever seen before = massive exaggeration of reality

Billions and Billions means a few

🤣😂🤣

Spot on!

Omg so true!!!🤭

How can you tell when a maggot is lying? Its lips are moving.

So what does he mean when he says “great,” because he sure as hell doesn’t mean “great.”

Brilliant.

"I barely know him/her" = Another friend of mine did something bad. "I know him very well" = He's helping me get more power. "I don't know anything about that" = I don't want to talk about that. First two may apply to same person in same day 😂

We’ve lost Jimmy Carter but this POS will soon control our armed forces and justice department. Think what Hitler did with Germany’s army.

Don't forget "everybody is saying"=="said Nobody EVER"

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This is really what those Red hats say!

With love, please stop putting the word Holy in front of something evil.

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It's so clear when you put it like that.

Spot on!!

Perfectly describes trump, that I can tell you.

Also; No one knows better than me. (I have no idea) I know more about this than probably anyone on the planet (I have no idea) You know better than anyone (I'm flattering you to get your money) You're a nasty person (your criticisms of me are true)

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I need this on a T-shirt. 😂😂😂😂

Yup! This Nailed it hahahaha

😆😆😆 I am literally watching this show right now, saw this exact episode about 3 hours ago.☺️✌🏾💙💙

Don’t forget……with tears in their eyes!

It's the nitwit decoder ring (TY for this)

Unholy shit of a madman.

Spot on.

sounds about right

Fliers with this should be handed out prior to the inauguration and any of his rallies.

Covfefe (I'm tripping balls)

And the vigilantism begins: www.salon.com/2024/12/30/t...

He’s an idiot who was not aware he was attending, “school”.

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He's not real smart...seriously...he never was.

Perfect ❤️

He has a few "key" phrases and you know he is full of sh*t when he speaks them. We all only need to know when his mouth moves he is lying.

Exactly

And a man (or woman) comes up to me and says "sir".

Well said

You definitely hit the nail on the head

The likes of which we've never seen before.

Great translations

This is probably the most accurate Orange Dump translator ever.

I could always tell when my father lied, he would preface it with”my lawyer said”

Add the "weave" and he can go on and on. Charter member of On and On Anon.

It's 100% on point!

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Don’t forget concepts of a plan

very helpful guide

What about Everybody says so (nobody said anything)

A Handbook is Born

"THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU'VE NEVER SEEN" - A massive over exaggeration

Spot on....100% accurate

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He also says” I have diarrhea, that means his brain is hemorrhaging “

True story.

"I'm the best at...." i have no cĺue

I'll be releasing it in 2 weeks = I have nothing to release

Oralè Resisters America’s Children Teach them to read and write not to run and hide! STOP ICE! #StopIce #SheSePuede #USDemocracy

And not secret!! Nevertheless…..

Also 1. “I heard that”…just making shit up. 2. “I read somewhere”… never read, just a blatant lie

Spot on

So accurate!!

Concept of a plan (has no fucking idea).

To the tee. (A reference to golf)

Remember when Cohen said Trump speaks in a way in which you have to deduct what he is inferring. This is it, every bit of it.

It's funny how you can follow his thought process sometimes. Hannibal Lector: He conflates political & institutional asylum for taking in migrants. Appoints only Black men to HUD: He sees "urban development" & thinks it's the agency regulating Black people. Kelly's "You mean Bismark?" story. Etc.

Guys a f**king moron. Plain and simple.

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Also “How would you define…?” I don’t know what that means.

We'll have a plan in a couple of weeks = I have no clue what I might do.

"The likes of which you've never seen" Because your fking things up.

Excellent translator!

He does not distinguish between lying and telling the truth. Sad, but true. The guys is full of shit and unfortunately it is true, if he is talking, it's bullshit.

The wizard of contradiction is skilled in changing meaning and creating logical chaos. Out of that, he pulls out anything he wishes. Submissive listeners--grateful to get entertained--will repeat it to others. It'll create a mind of their own.

He is simply a piece of shit.

You insult shit.

I disagree. He's a psychopath piece of shit. imo

How did such a creature come to exist?

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Add "Sir..." Also lying.

😆 🤣 😂 😹 💀 Beautiful One xoxo 😘 Thank 💐 you!

“Not a lot of people know that” = a rare double meaning 1. Literally everybody knew that but I just found out about it. Or 2. I just made this up because I think it makes me sound smart.

My fave is when he said, “Who knew healthcare was so complicated?” Everyone, Donnie. Everyone.

The code has been cracked 😂

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My dad always used to say "next believe a guy who says 'believe me'". I've never found this to be untrue.

Yes!! 🛎️🛎️🛎️

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1000%

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Perfect!

That is so true.

Left out "Masculine men, big men, muscular, came up to me, crying, thanking me, 'Mr. President...'"

“What the Hell is going on?”

“We have a concept of an idea”

“Like no one has ever seen” (hopefully we never will)

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It's super true!

Spot on

Did you know means somebody told me. It probably isn't true.

I hate him more than the abusive spouse I had 54 years ago; hell hath no fury than a woman scorned

So true

There's a reason why they never mention names. They know once they do, they'll become a civil litigant.

If you go back to the 70s and 80sand 90s, you can hear trump talking about everything being rigged against him… he’s been a whiny lying little bitch since the 70s

He’s a narcissistic baby

"...they're eating the dogs..." means he is full of shit and he is trying to spread a racist conspiracy theory.

This is legit

Truths Trails 💯

This is the Rosetta Stone for translating Trump speak.

Facts,

It's simpler than that. Nothing Donny T says has any meaning. Consequences maybe, but no meaning.

Reporter Daniel Dale discovered one of Trump's TELLS: www.cnn.com/2019/07/16/p...

He is simply a lying moronic deadshit. An embarrassment to your country and arguably the number one oxygen thief alive today.

Can't argue with your first point, but I haven't seen any evidence that Trump has stolen oxygen. Atmospheric oxygen is not owned by any person or entity. Trump certainly has abused the oxygen he inhales to lie, cheat, and steal (in addition to other crimes), but he has not stolen it.

EDIT: grievous misuse of oxygen

You probably shouldn't take my comments too seriously. I offer them in a friendly manner, and occasionally playfully. And on odd-numbered days I may be wrong.

Me too 😂 My response was intended to be light hearted as well. All good 👍

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"The likes of which the world has never seen"

Leave it to the States to decide….

This is spot on!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's true. 😂😂😂😂😂

It really is.👍

“They said Sir” you know Trump is telling a story he just made up.

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Don't forget his "Sir" stories.

He sounds like an addict/alcoholic that’s been accused of something

#felon47

All completely correct!

Nailed it

Trump would be SO EASY to play! Oh, "SIR", your brilliance makes every other man look small. You are the best thing that has happened to AMerica since sliced bread. YOU are the chosen one. *(In the palm of my hand). Now share some of those top secrets, will ya?

It was supposed to be a secret

OMG do accurate. Just need to add: They did… = I’ve done it and got away with it. “…came up to me ‘sir’, with tears in their eyes…” is a completely fabricated story. Never happened = I’m doubling down because I’m 100% guilty

Also: I never met her/don't know who she is = I'm guilty as sin. She's not my type = Any female is my type, regardless of age. If she weren't my daughter, I'd be dating her = He wants to screw his own daughter (Ivanka)(Would he? Yes!, Did he? Hmmm!) I never met Epstein = He was my best friend.

All so true!

A well ripened orange, a story retold; The Emperor's clothes, So new! So bold!

Nice 👌

And What is said: “Nice to meet you.” What is meant: “I’ll forget your name momentarily.”

16)What is said: “We’ll keep you in our thoughts.” What is meant: “We’ll keep you in our thoughts, until absolutely anything else at all comes up.” 17) What is said: “Safe travels.” What is meant: “Just leave already.”

14) What is said: “It’s been too long since I’ve seen you last.” What is meant: “I loathed the day I’d see you again.” 15) What is said: “Good to see you.” What is meant: “I could have done without seeing you just now.”

13) “I’ll call you.” or text "let's get together soon." What is meant: “Let’s not get together, and if we absolutely must, let’s make it a very long time from now after lots of Facebook messaging, Tweeting, #tbt Instagram tagging and texting back in forth saying how much we ‘miss’ each other.”

11) (Sentence regarding a topical issue)…I don’t know.” What is meant: “I just rambled for a bit and probably said some offensive things or things that I have no working knowledge of, so I’m going to shy away from it with this declarative statement.”

10) Correct me if I’m wrong…” What is meant: “YOU BETTER NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT CORRECTING ME, OR SO HELP ME, WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, I WILL MURDER YOU…”

9) “I don’t care what anybody thinks.” What is meant: “I actually care an astronomical amount about what people think. I give a lot of ... about other’s opinions. I’m just trying to be cool by saying I don’t.”

4) What is said: “Good morning.” What is meant: “Why are any of us even functioning in society at this hour?” 5) What is said: “How are you?” What is meant: “I don’t care how you are. That was rhetorical.” 6) What is said: “In my humble opinion…” What is meant: “I’m actually the not humble

1) What is said: “Follow your dreams.” What is meant: “Get a job.” 2) What is said: “Good luck.” What is meant: “I’m jealous and kind of hope you don’t do well.” 3) What is said: “We support your decision.” What is meant: “We support your decision, but loathe what will inevitably come of it.”

The future president....Depressing..

Nailed it! 😅

"With tears in their eyes, they said, Sir..." 🙄

(I said this to myself and I cry whenever I look in the mirror and see how old I look.)

"We'll see what happens" is actually what our mothers said when the answer was really "No". He says it when he doesn't want to answer a question.

It's accurate like no one has ever seen before!

Oh, good one! And it's not like we didn't think this when he was blabbering during his rallies. 😂

Nailed it.

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Perfectly translated

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Concepts of a plan = I didn’t know that it was so hard and I have no clue

Steal this, I must

Small correction. Fake news = OH shit they know.

"I don't know that person" = they're making me look bad, after "all" I did for them.

Like when he held his press conference in 2019 and a reporter asked him if he knew why it’s called COVID 19. His response was “I don’t know. Nobody knows.” I fell out laughing so hard. Seriously! He is dumb as a bag of hammers.

Hello 🤗

It's all lying. Breaking it down into categories? Why bother?

This you? www.instagram.com/p/DENjdhguQ3...

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A meme that has at least 4 solid years of use ahead of it. Saving this one.