So. Perfect.

its

Right. But, of course, he’ll want to rename it to Trumpsylvania, Ivankalandia, or just the USSR.

Lololol 🤣

Or Mexico...

Hurry up Cholesterol - you've been slacking on project Trump! Eat more cheeseburgers Felon Elect!

Never rooted more for cholesterol !

I have no idea why is arteries aren't completely clogged. He lives in a perpetual existence of anger and butthurt and of course his diet is a greasefest...🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

I had such hopes when he got Covid. Ugh.

If he'd been an a regular hospital like many were, he wouldn't have survived IMO. He got world class care.

Funny AF

True story nobody else in the country was so piss a black man was gonna be president then trump when Obama won …….

Obama land would work too

That is so true!! Love it

Hah!!

Or Newgreendealand.

@mmpadellan.bsky.social Rump doesn’t want Greenland or Canada; Putin needs them.

😂😂😂😂

This is the first time he wants anything green as well.

name it brown skin black hills yellow pools gay rivers

Nah, he’d just try renaming it Trumpton or something else more stupid.

Can we do the same to the Whitehouse?

Facts!!

😂

BDD are you going to follow me back? Ya did on Twitter☺️

Sadly, true.

Last time he wanted to build a wall against Mexico and now he wants to buy Mexico.

😂😂😂

Fun fact. So I had an acquaintance who ended up working as a staffer in his White House from the last time. They have since been reformed, but he told me some fucked up stories. One of which is the fact that Trump can’t pronounce Nigeria without sounding horrible. Like N-word area and N-word aryans.

He’d rename it orangeland

Now that’s the truth!

He'd probably want it more, just for the nostalgic opportunity to evict any locals with too much melanin for his fragile comfort. www.npr.org/2016/09/29/4...

He would just change it to his name. T-land

🫢. Good point

Or "Iceland". Nobody can stop them. Not even Iceland. There'll just be two Icelands.

And Greenland has actually more ice than Iceland so they should switch name to confuse everyone?

Actually a great idea. Lmao

Reverse racism ain’t cool, @mmpadellan.bsky.social

YKTR 😂

Is it bad that I laughed at that?

No because it’s true and we all know it.

Sooo need a laugh react

I’m laughing and shaking my head at the same time

So damn True

He’d definitely shoot it and claim it was a danger to him.

Or Hispanicland. He will still talk about how some of them are probably good people, but he won’t want them in America.

He will deport the Negroes.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yup.

Whoa! Didn't see that one coming but makes perfect sense!!

🤣🤣

To “protect the people” Putin claims he has the right to use force to annex Ukraine. Trump pushing the idea of the right to annex,by force if necessary,Greenland and the Panama Canal for national security helps validate Putin’s claim. Trump’s annexation rhetoric has Putin’s fingerprints all over it.

Canada, Greenland, and the Panama Canal all control Russian shipping lanes.

Or uterus land

DONALD TRUMP WANTS TO CONTROL THE PANAMA CANAL ! BUT DONALD TRUMP WEARS DIAPERS BECAUSE HE CANNOT CONTROL HIS ANAL CANAL !

„Blueland“ – still worse.

They should threaten to take everyone's Ozempic. Denmark is the biggest manufacturer of these medicines

That, and put a tight ring of garbage around the island, as well.

This 💯!!

or open it up to minority Americans and get em free dual citizenship with a “come to build” grant of money and land…. 😂😂 wishful thinking

The south African president of the united states would, then, will carry on as normal putting hate on people he doesn't like, corrupting the system and imprisoning whomever he likes.

Hear me out… Gayland

or Puerto Rico

Putin is the one who wants it.

😭

🔥

And we should relabel refugees as Norwegians.

You followed me on Twitter, can you please follow me on Bluesky! 💙💪🏼

😂

Or, Transylvania

Or Gayland

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅👍👍👍

Awwwwwe....Elonia and Felonia

🤣🤣🤣👏

Omg the NyT dig is perf

That shit ain't right. LOL

They do make a lovely couple...

Truth here.

It’s not that green anyway. Greenland is mostly ice but Iceland is mostly green.

🤣👍

Good suggestion! 👏

Not true, have you seen what's been done on The Continent of Africa, and Haiti?! Plundering, stealing, raping, over throwing leaders, and various types of enslavement never stops. Wanting isn't always a good thing.

If they called it Blackland, he wouldn't think about paying for it. He'd just take it.

But he said he is friends with The Blacks 😅

Its, not it’s

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or Haiti.

It's all about the untapped oil, gas and precious gems like gold, silver... Greenland is sitting on trillions of dollars,

Totally true.

Make America Greenland Again Let them take over the U.S.. I want healthcare for all.

It will still be green to him because he covets it for monetary reasons, as the receding of Arctic ice will expose vast mineral stores.

“its” not “it’s” but yeah, true.

Or maybe it´s about time America take care of the idiot so the rest of the world don´t have to. 🤔

Do you think the dude could even pick Greenland on a map? It's a no win.

😢

Nah, instead he'll want to unjustly incarcerate it and get it to do slave labor via the prison system.

Change Denmark to “Dem”-mark

Such a stupid statement. But I enjoy it, it’s why you’ll keep losing

🤣🤣🤣✊✊✊✊

He would like it even less if half the Puerto Ricans moved there.

Or Queensland 🌈😁!

I think he'd want it even more so he could dominate all that black.

So he could pay low them non-living wages?

Call it mexico-land.. no sorry he would rename it to america-land if he would ever get it. And canada would be united states of cana-rica

Name it after Kamala. End game.

I don’t know if that’s help entirely. I mean, he’s already against Green policies, and he still wants it now.

That makes no sense though because Greenland isn't black.

It's not green, either.

Yeah sure... Next you'll be telling me Iceland is volcanic and not icy, Great Britain isn't great and America is actually really divided and not united.😂

I didn’t have to. 😂😂

Yeah true we live in a world built on bullshit 🙃

Sadly, this is true. 🙃

Greenland and Iceland should cut a deal in which Greenland gets the Iceland name and Iceland changes to something Volcano-related. 98% of Iceland's Tourism is volcano related so why not?

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Great Idea💡

He thinks the "green" means that lots of cash is buried there.

Lol! True

Iceland is green, and Greenland is icy.

True

Love this

Tremendous

Facts,

Brownland would work too

I just want it all to go away. Four years. He's not even president yet and I'm already stressed out.

Nailed it.

Immigrant Island would turn him off too!

Truth

All the more reason for him to want it, given he is a racist.

Pretty sure he cares about the resources their land has…. Not if it’s black, green, or yellow land.

Got that right!! The racist pig that president felon is, is obvious.

Ha

Or North Mexico.

Great idea!

💯💯🎯🎯

Wokeland would also work.

That's upper Harlem

Absolutely.

Don’t worry. I am really close to a few Danish families and there’s not a chance in hell they will let him do that! They’re like Vikings there and I don’t mean the football team lol

Pay fair share in taxes land Long winded but hey would have served its purpose.

🤣🤣🤣

Hahahaha!

Facts lol

Brilliant

Definitely 🤣🤣🤣

😹😹😹

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Good thing it’s not called Ivankaland or he’d be all over it already.

They should claim they have the highest black and brown, LBGTQ+ immigrants, who eat dogs and cats.

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

He’s going to be so disappointed when he finally goes there and realizes it isn’t actually “green”

So sad and so true

Gayland works too.

You think? 🤦🏻‍♀️🫢🤣

Facts!

HAHA 💥😂🫵🏻👍🏻🔥

Truth

Change the name to "TrumpsLittlePenis" he's not that bright, he'll tell some general to take over his little penis and wind up in traction.

Greenland/Blackland...he wants it because it is estimated to have 17.5 billion barrels of undiscovered oil; undiscovered because Greenland has banned all oil/nat. gas exploration. Do we really believe he wants it because it is geopolitically protective of the US interests? Hah- it's the $.

Greenland, Canada, and Panama control Russian shipping lanes. There’s a theme to his madness.

No doubt! 💯

Preach!

Shithole would surely do it.

DC is chocolate city, but he’s still been obsessed with us his whole chintzy life.

OMG😆

Yep! He’s such a fucker.

Genius! 🤣

Blalaing black, Latino, indigenous

Still gonna try to exploit it tho

Greedland wants Greenland

Brilliant

But I don't think he likes Greens either.

Excellent plan!

Lol so true .

I’d hit I like it…but in my eyes, the ❤️ would mean I might love it. It’s sad when I have to agree that’s the way his ass thinks too. He’s just so damn shallow and mindless of all Americans.

Won’t change the fact they have pReCiOuS minerals that Gollum wants for his batteries and space toys.

Greenland should demand statehood and their 1 congressperson and 2 senators as a condition. Population is almost all indigenous people used to socialist policies. I like our chances! 💙

Or, Bidenville, Obamaland, Kamalatown.

Its. But yes, that sounds about Wyte!

Greenland should charge whatever the entire assets are for Muscovite, take away every time that prick has

Ha! Damn, that made me laugh out loud. So true. 🤣

Their slogan can be “A Shithole of a Country”

He doesn't want it, Putin does; and the reason Putin wants Greenland is because Greenland is an advace guard against attacks on the EU countries that Putin would attack first. Putin also wants the sanctions on Russian boats in the Panama Canal lifted and the resources, oil, of Canada for himself.

THIS. I wish democratic leaders would stop pretending he's going to hold Russia, China, or North Korea accountable for anything. Their leaders are people he admire & aspires to emulate.

Good one.😂

Truthland? Honsetyville?

Or Shithole.

If only. The billionaires want the resources there so it won’t matter that it is called (love the idea though). As the ice melts, the resource war will heat up. Ouch, yeah, puns of pain.

💯

This is my question- How many people liking and commenting on this thread didn’t get out to vote?

I voted. I feel like the people who are on Bluesky are mostly voters? The people who aren’t here don’t vote. That’s what helps me sleep at night.

I’m wondering why the exit polls are showing many didn’t show up?

The patterns show that when people are content, voting turnout plummets.

What’s the source of contentment in this regard?

Or, Puerto Rico El Grande.

Shithole country!