“Sir we found the black box” (Snorting Adderall) “Why do they cawl it that anyway?” “…Sir?” (Wiping ketchup off Stephen Miller’s forehead) “Why can’t they be white boxes??”

He is our national embarrassment.

theshovel.com.au/2025/01/31/t...

lol - it's actually orange... like him.

He will flip when he finds out they're actually red/orange.

Wait till he finds out it's actually orange.

He's probably also obsessing about whether the Chicago Black Hawks are DEI hires.

That’s old school DEI.

Lol

So, because he's an incredibly stupid & ignorant malignant narcissist, time & $$ will be wasted on his ridiculous question about the color of a black box? Government waste personified.

The crazy and ironic thing is.....black boxes are actually ORANGE!!!

Uh technically no it doesn't. It's currently criminally trespassing. I've posted several things to AOC, Crockett, Jefferies and Murphy all to be ignored. Tomorrow I call out to Colorado and ask the secretary of state how to deal with these disqualified criminal cohorts😡. I'm tired of being ignored.

Bwhahaha! For me? Well, I'm still celebrating:

Please tell me this is just dark humor... 😳😬

It’s orange but called a black box.

What a shock it would be to him that his skin color is almost as orange as the black boxes often are.

Hahaha

🤣🤣🤣

Meme is backwards. S/B ...investigating why...the black box is actually orange...

Got my gig back at Mar a Lagos, in the Slithering Lizard lounge. Usual cocktail piano for the weirdos, with a showstopping YMCA medley. But things have changed since 1/20. Got to pull it off using only the White keys. They figured I might need extra encouragement, so the Klan is providing security.

Somehow, that’s not really far-fetched

You’re kidding, right??

I'll save him time... "Post-World War II field of electronic circuitry, black box became the ubiquitous term for a self-contained electronic device whose input & output were more defining than its internal operations.” The media uses black box "because of the sense of mystery it conveys."

Cool info I can pass on! Thanks. The more you know.

I hate everything about him.

he's spotted-Dick in a cheap suit....

With all the money he says he has (I don’t believe the rapist/felon is a billionaire) You would think he could afford a nice black/dark blue suit that fits his fat ass. The shooting in Butler was BS. No investigation into the rapist/felon attempted assassination? More BS.

he's worn that same suit and tie for 12 years and I seriously doubt they wear ever cleaned which is why he stinks like a 3 week old corpse....

I heard he wears Depends and craps in them because he has no bowel control.

His suits fit him terribly, and they always have static cling lol

he stole it off a corpse....

He will probably sign an EO to call them the box of America.

They are actually orange. HMM

What does it say about how bad America is right now that it took me a couple of minutes before I realized that this wasn't an actual headline.

Same. I assume every picture I see is AI, but any headline about something Trump supposedly said I assume is true, because he totally would.

😂😂

If the box had been white the plane would not have crashed , thinks the Man in the Hood in Chief 🇺🇸

“Biden and Obama ordered all boxes to be DEI boxes. Only I can end this madness. We want all boxes treated equally. That’s why, today, with a powerful mandate from the people, I’m enacting the MBWA. Or, Make Boxes Whi…er…WORK Again!”

Lol, great metaphor

The pilot may have been transgender illegal woke liberal too according to MAGA.

Especially since they're usually VERY brightly striped and colourful so they can be found. He'd still obsess about it though, even though it's a lie.

I don't even know if this is true or a joke.

I think that black box stole the aircraft...

You know, the joke is on him, they're called black boxes, but they're actually orange.

Someone should tell him they are orange... that will make them kindred spirits

Yeah probably 😂

"The box was a DEI hire put in place by Obama." He's that stupid.

😂

OMG!!! Can this man get more stupid?!

😂 He thinks the box was a DEI hire and it caused the plane to crash just to make him look bad!

LMFAO, "...because DEI!!!" What's sad is that I can totally see that as a headline. Its disturbing that its becoming difficult to distinguish satire from reality.

It’s that damned DEI making that “Black Box” black. Better check with president Elon to straighten this out.

I think he was less obsessive when he was food-sedating before he started Ozempic.

Oh my God I feel like I’m at a circus and there’s a comedy show on the side. That’s really bad.

Probably thinking the deep state had something to do with it.

🤣😂

stupid cult leader at it best showing why he so stupid racist bigot

🤭

lol. DEI box. We gotta have da best boxes. The merit boxes.

I thought it was because the helicopter was a Blackhawk, waiting for the renaming.

What a fucking idiot

what a coincidence the pilot was female with pete hegsmith taking over

Don't give the moron any ideas. Next thing we know, he will be signing an executive order to rename them Supreme White Boxes.

Is Trump going to outlaw blackjack and piss off the casinos?

This cannot be true

Seriously??? WTF?? But then again….stupid is as stupid does

It's a funny headline, but as stupid as he is, I doubt his handlers would let him say that.

Except I think it's actually orange 😂😂😂

F ing DEI is everywhere and he will root it out. EO …… no more black anywhere

It’s orange like him though.

Please tell me this is satire. I don’t even know anymore.

O.M.G!

Fun Fact 87: Donald Trump took out a full-page ad calling for execution of five Black men accused of raping a woman in Central Park. He didn’t want a trial. The men were innocent. Why did Trump do this? HE'S A RACIST! #BlackHistoryMonth #FUNFACTS www.cbsnews.com/news/central...

???? A little bit of trivia ???? It was an Aussie who invented the world’s first flight recorder in 1954 David Warren AO, was a scientist at the Aeronautical Research Laboratory, Melbourne Died 2010, aged 86

I think you’re right!

LMFAO 😂😂😂 I HATE him.

I Hope like yesterday, he getting on every last one of my dam nerves, can't even cut the TV on, cause you don't know what this stupid privileged, disrespectful, ignorant, immoral, revengeful bitch has done while we were sleep, for god sakes run to dam country and stop saying dumb shit🤬

My mute button and fast-forward on my remote will be worn to a nub soon.

The Peanuts are the best 😁

yes please. it can never be soon enough. but would JD vance be any better. and next in line after that is mike johnson.... we are hosed no matter what

I feel horrible that when I heard a plane crashed in DC I hoped it was his. Not that I would feel bad about him being dead but that innocent people were.

Probably when Musk, Putin, and Xi don't need him anymore. Anybody got up a pool on this yet?

As a person who works on similar devices for ships… it’s not actually black. It’s Blaze Orange pretty much the same color as a hunting vest, it also has an Acoustic Beacon attached to it that produces a “Ping” underwater that can be tracked on sonar.

It’s the same color as the lingering orange fart.

Katherine! This is hilarious!

That's what I thought. There have been photos in past incidents of them after being recovered. They're ORANGE. Geez Dementia Don!

I don't know why he just doesn't wear a white sheet and hood! Its clear what he is.

DEI - what do Dumb Donny Jr, Eric and Ivanka have to do with the Black boxes? Do you want us to paint them Orange as well? (Quick lets find some orange makeup and Hair dye)

😂

Probably rename them Orange Boxes.

😂😂

😂😂😂

😂😂👍✌️

The fact that this disturbs him so much, just reflects on how far he is sliding down that senility rabbit hole. Some say, "but we will get JD, if we curb kick the pumpkin." AND your point? I don't like JD, but he isn't coocoo like a clock and i think he will be easier to deal with. Get Felon4547 out

Oh, he so is

DEI

DEI?

I've read there actually orange or red though is he going to waste more money on that too what a skud fluck

Wait till he finds out a black box is orange.

Completely

They're orange. Just like him. That's all white then.

He will soon file an executive order changing them white boxes...

My god. What an idiot.

Wait for it….. Starting next Monday, by Executive order, they’ll be painted Orange, even though they are already orange. Trump will feel real important about that order.

Heck, he doesn’t even know they aren’t actually black.

Fucking DEI hire

Of course he is. God forbid it puts egg on his face. He will twist it to make sure this a result of the DEI program he himself endorsed in 2019.

He will want to change the name of the helicopter to White Hawk.

You know his fear is all consuming ⚫⬛🖤♠️

What a effing dipsh!t. They've been black since the dawn of their conception. It also said it would never eat another Oreo cookie. Tell me that's not racist af😡.

BaHaHaHa, so You do Know Him 😉

✊🏾🤣

LOL

DEI!!!

Boy, is he in for a surprise. Orange is the new black.

That is the depth of his ability to lead!

😂😂😂😂😂😂he might change it to orange

This guy.

And why is it not called a WhiteHawk?

oh dear god.

If it says anything about the FAA it's because the box was black and therefore a DEI hire.

It didn’t help that Reuters called it a “so called” black box in an article last week.

🤣😉

He’ll take credit when he hears it’s actually orange.

You see that Trump is going after South Africa now as well. gee I wonder why, just like I wonder why Elmo Muck supports conservatives.

Fun fact: aircraft “black boxes” are actually painted ORANGE for better visibility to recover them in crashes. Wait until he finds that out. He will be grinning from ear to whatever is left of his bullet-holed ear on the opposite side.

Then he'll be asking why aren't planes built out of the same material as 'black boxes.'

Watch, he's gonna have it changed to the white box!

Aren’t they as orange as he is?

Seems very "coincidental" that 2 planes have crashed since he took over and removed all those people.🤔🧐

DEI

And you’d likely be right!

Breaking news. #OrangeFelon uses executive action to rename "black boxes" as "white boxes" because he wants the best qualified boxes.

Don’t give him any ideas 😂

DEI box

If he confuses asylum for refugees and asylum for Hannibal Lecter he probably thinks the sovereign fund is for him as king.

He will also rename Black Hawk helicopters to White Hawk helicopters. Apache helicopters will be renamed the 7th Cavalry helicopters.

He's wondering why the entire plane isn't made from the same material. And painted white, obviously...

If Greenland changes their name to Blackland, he'd want nothing to do with them

I dislike him so much.

If it looks like a moron talks like a moron acts like like a moron it’s a fucking moron.

Lol, you know it.

😆

How to keep a moron busy. Call it a black box but paint it red! 😂😂😂

Waiting for him to announce to all the black boxes that immigrants are coming for their jobs.

You make my day!

😅🤣🤣🤣

He feels a certain kinship with the box's color

They're chromatic cousins

This guy is just 😔 sad

The so-called black box is always red!

tRump changes all airplane boxes to the color white. No more woke airplane boxes. lol. trump claims airplane would have never crashed if the box was white. No more DEI airplane boxes.

Boxes are orange. I thought orange was Trump's favorite color. Why else would he keep making his face that shade?

His racism, anti-semitism & misogyny were on display in 1973 Fair Housing case (my dad was EDNY Federal Judge in that case). Not only discriminating in housing, tried to get DoJ lawyer (Jewish woman) thrown off case while countersuit against DoJ. They did not succeed.

And he hasn’t changed one bit since then

Oh man. Awesome.

DEI. It's because of DEI.

...when in fact they are painted orange. Oh, the irony.

I know it's been said before but... airplane black boxes are actually bright orange. The high-visibility color makes them easier to locate in the event of a crash. They are called "black boxes" because of their early designs, which were often housed in dark-colored boxes, or

because of the secrecy associated with the data they record. Modern flight data recorders and cockpit voice recorders are designed to withstand extreme conditions and are equipped with underwater locator beacons.

If it was anyone else, I would automatically know it's a joke.

🤣😂

The black boxes are actually orange like DJT

As long as it's not orange.

Yet it is…

Who? The fuck up? Or the box?

Both

For REAL? Yeah! 🤣😂👍

I'm laughing over the color, which makes sense, but under the recent circumstances, I'm sorry for the families of the precious souls who lost their lives so tragically. I hope that somehow, somewhere, someone strong and benevolent will appear to right our ship. We need a justice league. I'm praying.

🤣🤣🤣

hahaha Probably!

DEI - Divergent Evidence Instrument ?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Maybe we should call Flight recorders "Trump Boxes" because they're orange, but everybody calls them black.

OMG..a DEI black box!!!!

Seriously??

He hates all people because they are all smarter than his a$$ lips.

Oh Hell.

His next order of business is to officially change “black boxes” to “orange boxes” or “trump boxes” or “DEI secrets boxes”

It was a DEI box.

Came here to say this!!

The recording box was obviously a DEI box, right? 😂

It is orange.

It’s really a kinda orange-red like he is lol

Seriously?

Because red and yellow were taken.

Just a DEI box

Yes, he would be angry! He wants orange, orange, orange! Get L'Oreal to immediately to all black boxes and die them orange!

Lololololololololol

Oddly enough it’s orange not black😳

“They found the - the word is - black box, and they’re gonna be looking into it. Nobody’s ever seen a black box before. And we’re gonna be looking into it to find out what’s going on with it. And it has a terrible name. Worst name ever and we’re gonna find out why.

A well written script for the president of the United States of America. He’ll understand every word.

We’re gonna do a beautiful investigation and get to the bottom of it. And why is it called a black box? It’s just a box. It should be called just a box. I mean it might be black but is it DEI Black? We’re gonna be looking into it like no one has ever seen before. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

👏👏👏👏

😂🤣

They are called a black box but are actually orange in color. The same color as your cult leader.

And why was the helicopter called BLACK Hawk?

The way I don’t even know if this is an onion headline or not

lol you right. I’m like what the hell.

That's exactly my thought. It's a wild world we live in.

It’s from a he Shovel, a mock news source.

*the

honest to god i can't tell truth from parody anymore

This orange blob is an idiot,

Trump thinks if it was a white box there would be no plane crashes

Haha. Well done

Wait until he learns it is not black. He blames Biden more than Tiger King blamed that bitch, Carole Baskins. It's like he is obsessed.

Is this AI...can't be real

"It's a DEI box. We need beautiful white boxes in all airplanes NOW. Executive Order signed. Nobody knows more about airplanes than me."

Weren't they in the war of 1812🙄🤦‍♀️. The poorly educated are being lead by the poorly educated. Don't forget about Wonder Woman's invisible jet😅. During the civil war we didn't have enough airports, now I guess we have too many😂.

How can you question Trumps academic credibility? He has a PhD in Aerospace Engineering from Trump University you know. Paid in full.

You nailed him, perfectly! lol

Damn DEI boxes.

When in fact its orange - like him!

What a dumb motherfucker! We should all come with a catch phrase for his ongoing distraction started by Bannon - flood the zone with shit, where it’s too difficult for media or others to realize the important (criminal) actions

If it was White, the accident would not have happened, is what he thinks.

🤣🤣😅😅😅

Ironically, as far as he’s concerned, the boxes are actually orange. I demand to know why it’s the same color as Trump. Seems fishy.

You just know he has an executive order ready to require black boxes to be white.

He'll investigate it himself and write the report he already has a theory... the flight recorder box was black because of bidens dei...

He would be happy to know they are usually orange.

“I’ve signed an executive order. And it’s a beautiful executive order, a perfect executive order. From now on all recording devices on airplanes will be male gendered white boxes. No more will we have DEI boxes on any of our beautiful planes.”

😂😂😂

We've been joking in our house for days that he's going to want to rename black boxes

🤦🏽‍♀️

Funny…not funny!

He'll sign an executive order for the boxes to be Only White, I'm guessing!😠 I'd laugh, but who knows what this imbecile would do 😳

The boxes are already bright orange. awho knows why they have that name?