Good morning and Happy Friday to everyone who agrees that a bunch of fucking 19-year old randos named "Big Balls" should not have access to our most sensitive information, and that should be a bipartisan issue. This is a national security crisis waiting to happen.
It's a security crisis that has already happened.
I went to a protest on Wednesday. I want to know why Elon Musk isn’t in prison for stealing our social security numbers? If he was in Russia and pulled this trick, Putin would have tossed him out of a 10 story window, already.
For once I’m with putin, but only if he jumps out of the same window, right after musk “fell out”.
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Never thought I’d see the day where a Prime Minister of Japan would say, when asked by Japanese Press, “What was it like meeting President Trump in person?” “I’ve seen him on tv before but I was so excited to meet such a celebrity” How embarrassing
Happened
Yes we know my friend nothing we can do at this time
The security crisis is happening.
It happened when stinky came that escalator. Guess from his watchtower. One eye holding mother fucker.
Waiting to happen?🤔
Whatever happened to the 4th Amendment's right to privacy against unreasonable searches and seizures?
It’s not waiting. It’s happening right now.
Is anyone fighting back? Hello? Anyone out there? Why is everyone just capitulating ???
I will repeat this every chance I get! This is why America is in the mess it's in! The 400-year mark was in 2019! 1619-2019
God said to Abram: [13] Know of a surety that your seed shall be a stranger in a land that is not theirs, and shall serve them, and they shall afflict them four hundred years; [14] And also that nation, whom they shall serve, will I judge: and afterward shall they come out with great substance.
I wouldn't say it's waiting to happen. I'd say we're already there.
Good morning sir.💙🦋
It is a national security issue allready. The boys needed hours to do their task on the treasury. They had 6 days of unrestricted write access. They have copied everything and added code for stopping and change any transaction and live monitoring. No matter what law change come it’s still there 1/2
2/2 for Trump and Musk to use to pressure who they want into loyalty to them. And who knows what affiliation the boys have to foreign powers like China and Russia. This is the biggest single security breach in human history. It’s a catastrophe and no one can trust the treasury/irs data system.
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youtu.be/5RpPTRcz1no This is why
100% real reason all this is happening. 🍊🤡 is a useful idiot! The tech-broligarchy wants to destroy the US gvrnmnt and get rid of the mid class so they can create their "Freedom cities" little fascist oligarchies. They will dump 🍊🤡 & replace him with Vance who is more dangerous then people realize!
Your national security crisis has already happened!
The Nerd Reich, they’re coming for you.
Arrest them.
Scratch waiting to happen. It is happening.
Good news! "Big Balls" has been scratched from the DOGE team. Relief is on the way...😉
Since when?!? And WHY? Balls too big for his britches?
Nope, stunningly, he was too racist.
Marko Elez is the racist one. Unless we have dirt that Big Balls (Edward Coristine) is too???
Oh, snap, you’re right! But anything is possible 🤷🏻♀️
The word is VP JDudVance wants him reinstated!!!
The kaleidoscope of chaos continues...😒
Which makes me REALLY wonder about Vance and young boys! 😂
I heard on CNN this afternoon that Elon is probably bringing him back. Because of course he is.
"then comes my fit again..." line from Act 3, Scene 4 of Macbeth by William Shakespeare.
Nope, Marko Elkas wasn't "Big Balls". That guy is Edward Coristine, who is the 19 year old Muskrat.
Who's this Marko guy? Check my post.
Marko is the kid who just resigned because his racist tweets were exposed. I'm just saying "Big Balls" is not the same guy.
Sometimes it's just so hard to keep up with the maelstrom of shit that's going on and keep it all in 300 characters. Thanks for your input
Nobody said he was.
I’m hoping!
And it won't ever be bipartisan. They want this
Some might say it’s a coup … happening.
I vote they should be nurtured
I prefer they be neutered or spayed as the case may be. Locked up for 25 to life works also.
I agree! Used to love watching Sunday football until it became a 4+ hour commercial...then I stopped! With 🍊🤡 there I wouldn't watch it if they gave me a gazillion dollars to watch it! F tRump! #RESIST
It's been at least 10 years since anyone in the GOP put the safety, security and well-being of the USA- of US in their top 10 concerns. We have learned that the GOP vote for themselves first, second and always.
The return of plastic straws makes us safe. Claro que si?
They all have the name Big Balls?
No doubt the little prick is still on the job, just not on site.
Not waiting to happen, it is happening...
Chuck it up now dumb mega fucks. Won't be so smug looking when we're hauling your ass to prison
& IMO the reason the doge has stolen all the information is because the plan is to withhold payments for all medications, surgeries, and treatments from the infirm and elderly because it will be cost cutting the expenses. #medicade #medicare #socialsecurity and only have able bodied people work #SOS
I guess”Big Balls” is somewhat appropriate when a big dick is running the show.
AMEN
Happening!
It's happening. The question is:WHAT CAN BE DONE TO STOP IT? ELECTED OFFICIALS? REAL LAW ENFORCEMENT?
It takes the SCOTUS reeling him in by adding a a new check on executive power to offset the check they removed by giving the executive total immunity. The next Democratic president will need to be be brutal, a warrior willing to burn out the MAGA disease to allow for new growth.
AGREE COMPLETELY
Imprisoned CIA officer Aldrich Ames was arrested in 1994 for spying for the Soviets & Russia. He exposed 100+ operations & betrayed 30+ operatives, causing the CIA's costliest security breach. In a 1998 CNN interview, he admitted his motives were "personal, banal," driven by "greed & folly."
*waiting to happen*???? It IS happening. What more do you need?
Not waiting to happen, currently in progress
Axelrod refers to them as "Musketeers." Fitting.
Jon Favreau calls them dogebags, I like that best.
Not "waiting to happen". It is happening right now.
Folks we have a national crisis on our hands our information has been stolen our social security numbers are in the hands of racist musk and trump is out to destroy the united states constitution bow much do we need to listen to before there some real action I want things done to stop this come on!!
Did America vote for, didn’t it!?
Why haven't they arrested them all yet?? If anyone else had done this, they would be in jail and charged with espionage!
National security crisis screams from Dems can be heard from every corner of the Gov, MAGA GOP doesn't care. BUT, do MAGAs realize their information is also in Musk minions hands?And when Trump is gone, and he w/b, all MAGAs data will still be there for the pubertic nerds to access & with play with.
Waiting..... It has Happened!
What are the options re efforts to stop the madness? There’s a runaway train racing through the U.S. Is no one coming to save us?
It’s already happened. There is zero chance Elon did not copy the entire databases at each agency for his own future exploits, like selling them to Russia, China etc…
100 percent
USA is Fucked
It took less than three weeks
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Nope. It has happened.
It already happened
That whole administration is
One of Musk's Teen Team has already quit when his very racist X account was uncovered Marko Elez resigned immediately THIS IS WHY MUSK GOT SO UPSET AND THREATENED PEOPLE ONLINE WHEN THEIR NAMES WERE REVEALED THERE IS A LOT TO HIDE APPARENTLY
DOGE Teen Owns ‘Tesla.Sexy LLC’ and Worked at Startup That Has Hired Convicted Hackers Experts question whether Edward Coristine, a DOGE staffer who has gone by “Big Balls” online, would pass the background check typically required for access to sensitive US government systems.
A teen DOGE staffer recently given access to government systems worked at a startup known for hiring convicted hackers. Someone using a Telegram handle associated with him also solicited a cyberattack-for-hire service in 2022. All raising questions about his vetting. www.wired.com/story/edward...
It is a national security crisis now.
It’s not waiting to happen it is happening.
It’s already is a national security issue. Musk should be charged with data theft & trump impeached for violating his oath to protect Americans against domestic threats. The acting treasury secretary should go to jail for allowing someone not legally authorized access the treasury payment system.
Not *waiting* my friend. HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
The Judges are working 24-7 to stop this BS. They shouldn’t have to work that hard. Congress needs to step in and give them a big hand.
Brooklyn a note on AI- It is far from perfection. Espically Musks.
If we've learned anything from Merrick Garland, it's that theft of classified materials isn't that important.
You know what they say about people who refer to themselves as “big balls”?
We all got something to yell and scream about this bullshit, but nothing actually happens. A lot of damage is being done right friggen now! This grace period sucks for everyone!
It’s already happening!
That data base is already in "EE"s X Ai the only question did "ZZ" Zig Zag Zuck get his copy?
"Bi Partisan" That's so last couple of hundred years. There is a dictator controlling majorities in both houses. They are not only terrified of contesting the power grab of Trump because of the risk of being primaried they are actually terrified of physical violence. Brown shirts, red hats.
Don't make this about their age. They are: 1. inexperienced/unqualified in government operations; 2. uneducated in public policy; 3. uninvestigated for national security risks; and 4. unvetted for personal or organizational conflicts. You can be any or all of that at the age of 50.
Yes, it’s time they were cut off.
This national security crisis has already happened. The impact comes later. How many zero days did Musk install. How much data has been loaded into xAI. How many CIA personnel files are already with the Kremlin. The Democratic response to this if they return to power must be brutal and unforgiving.
The little twats should be arrested and jailed.
It’s already happening. It’s just not getting “air time”.
I don't think it's "waiting"....
It’s already happened.
Meet one Edward "Big Balls" Coristine, a 19-year-old DogeCoin hacker turned U.S. Treasury "expert." Handpicked by a billionaire, backed by Russia, and undone by fraud, arrogance, and meme-fueled racism. A boy given the world—and he dropped it. Welcome to The Twilight Zone.
It’s already happened - the US is as vulnerable as it’s ever been. A very dangerous time- and to what end?
Bi what? It’s not that Republicans are afraid of Trump; it’s that Republicans agree 100% with him.
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But a billionaire has assured the magaGOP he’s got this. No worries bruh.
Their mamas didn't raise them right.
It's not waiting to happen. It is happening.
Right?! Those fucks aren't even old enough to rent a fucking car!
Anyone that names themselves "Big Balls" infact has very very tiny male anatomy.....
Right up there with worrying about the size of your hands
Yup! Or shoe size....
Now Tom Krause of DOGE is in charge of the system. Things are getting worse by the hour.
My brother is a Mechanical Computer Engineer. He knows someone who is an engineer that works for EM. EM sleeps maybe 3-4 hours a night. Bringing in a cot is nothing new. People think he's a genius. Nope. He had like DT had daddy money. He knows how to supp out the actual geniuses.
Hires them to actually do the work. He is a slave driver and if don't work the long hours like he expects he fires you. Nothing he's doing falls under the official guidelines of L&I. He's a horrible person to work for but pays well. He also doesn't honor contracts. Also like DT.
It's already happening.
So many crises, it’s hard to rank them.
They’re probably putting hooks in the software to do remote monitoring of transactions or other nefarious activity and remote control
This is why there needs to be an immediate code check to find out what has been modified.
Right...also of note, people who are working for a slavedriver like Elmo are probably exhausted and make mistakes. Who knows what's being altered, but it's probably going to cause issues that couldn't have been anticipated. We need to know exactly WHAT has been done
Move Fast and break stuff works well in a startup.. not so much on a population.
Exactly! I used PAM at a prior job. I can't even believe the government is still using it, it was old in 2008. Do those hackers even know how it works?
This is why they were asking for help with llm .. They're just using AI models to process data and probably assist with coding. It's doomed
I was thinking that too!
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In my experience, anyone who refers to themselves as that is anything but.
Good morning. 👍
Waiting? It's already happened, we just don't see it yet.
I dont understand why no one is physically restraining them. It's an out of shape fat fuck of a nazi and literal children. Is the destruction of the country really not as important as decorum and tradition? Our politicians are either cowards or they will also benefit from these crimes. Arrest them!
no they have a private military (paid for by us?) enforcing who can & cannot enter the buildings
It's a "coup d'etat" by lawless co-conspirator FOTUS #47, immunized by a corrupt SCROTUS! He's letting Musk & his team of misfits (19-24 yrs) ignore privacy laws & constitutional rules that don't allow an unelected private citizen to usurp the power of Congress! 🖕 Mike Judas Johnson- FUK U!
Arrest him
Frankly, I don’t think any kid or person who goes by big ballz should have access to anything whatsoever. And definitely not our national security. Bring on the Matriarchy.
Waiting to happen? No. It has happened.
Meanwhile, a vindictive Trump terminates Joe Biden's security clearance. . . As if security clearances mean anything anymore.
Republicans obviously like the little boys.
They wouldn’t be called “big balls” if they barged into my place of business!
Sing it with me: Teenage Mutant Nazi Traitors Teenage Mutant Nazi Traitors Teenage Mutant Nazi Traitors (soon to be) Zeros in a Jail Cell
Except it ain't waiting.
“Musk’s unsupervised playgroup” -Rachel Maddow
Yes that is a very mature name lol
They need to be locked up now.
Already happening. Imagine what a pack of young boys will do with unlimited access to everything, and feeing that entitled. I had 4 boys and their bad ideas only escalated when left to their own devices with little concern for consequences.🤨
Here's what I think. Musk wipes out our bank accounts and then says "you can have the same amount back, but it's now my digital currency.
Absolutely insane and no one wants to talk about it. Domestic Terrorist!!!
It's already happier happened.
It was great hearing you on Stephanie Miller’s show this morning!!
And they should be in jail, held without bail as flight risks.
tRump blamed that on “bad security” at the Treasury department… he is not taking responsibility for the breach, instead he blames it on the Treasury department’s lack of security!! You can’t make this shit up!
National security issue started 10 years ago with Trump entering into politics
Have you called your congressional representative?
It’s so incongruent that these 19 yr olds can do this but as of last week Trump says 18 and 11 month yr olds can’t make their own fucking health decisions.
It’s already happening!!
Again I ask this question, why didn’t the DC Metro Police arrest them burglars? We all remember what to Nixon’s minions, why didn’t it happen here?
Beavis and Butthead: Cool, they have that Missile Command game
So, what part of calling yourselves "Big Balls" is going to attract girls? I'm sure the girls will be laughing at them! 🤣😂
If someone has to call themselves "Big Balls" then they most certainly aren't. I'm calling him baby nuts.
Baby sesame seeds.
Toddler Tiny Tots
🤣
With a microscopic 🍆
It is.?
We need to stop confirming Trump's nominees. We don't need more criminals running this country. We will be past the point of no return.
It’s literally the scariest thing I’ve ever heard. We are in imminent danger 🛑 full stop 🛑
I’d love to get some phone numbers, addresses and social media accounts and see how they like me handling their info
It’s not waiting to happen, it has already happened
Putin already has all of everything at DOE concerning our nuclear readiness, placement, power... everything.
“Waiting” is doing some heavy lifting bro. America is in full on free fall & it ain’t stopping til you get out on those streets!
How on earth did we get here? I don't want to ever hear a politician talk about America being a beacon of light, or the best country ever again. Our government/judicial system were so corrupt and fragile that within 16 days it was burnt to the ground. It is heart wrenching. Hope it gets better.
“This is a national security crisis.”
If we dress those kids in yellow and call them minion, would that be considered trademark infringment?
Already happening.
No warm and fuzzy feelings knowing that they get run out after completing their dirty deeds. Talk about closing the barn door after the cows get out. We're screwed, royally.
If you have to call yourself Big Balls...
Sadly, it’s not ‘waiting to happen’ anymore. It’s happening RIGHT NOW. 😖
It’s already happened
I'm wondering if this kid's Dad got word that his son was helping the fork out?
Waiting to happen?? I’m sure it is already in motion.
That and they need to be prosecuted for the damage they’ve done so far
Where are the arrests?
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Plus, it’s been exposed. A few of these people already have links to cyber criminal activity having encrypted links, direct to China, Russia, other great security risk locations and Australia, I believe, had action against one of the cyber criminal groups that a few of these punks were involved with
With all due respect, it appears to be happening right now!
I heard trumps handle is 'Tiny Hands' , and the damage has been made. Elected officials have no idea the tech aspects of this sort of breach, but that's ok next week Grok will be spitting out info on everyone and anyone
Happy Friday!
It's like putting Catturd in charge of the dept of health and human services. But far, far worse.
I agree! I might be ok with small balls but big balls?? Never!!!
All these DOGE kiddies are Elon company employees. Basically, the U.S. is now a new Musk corporation, with Trump as its CEO figurehead.
United States of America, Inc., Musk’s corporation in Texas.
And none of these kiddies had any FBI background checks. It's all illegal. bsky.app/profile/pete...
SCOTUS gave him carte blanche to break the law with impunity and without question as to his motives. He’s fully taking advantage of that by breaking many laws every day.
Trump's impunity as granted by the SCOTUS does not extend to being un-impeachable.
Of course, he's unconvictable with GOP majorities...
Which may be true depending on if all GOP are blindly loyal (they are not). But the embarrassment of a third impeachment, the media attention, the global scorn, other world leaders commenting. It would still be worth it. What else should Congress do, focus on Trump's agenda?
A third impeachment would be one of the few things that could create enough MAGA outrage to slow the destruction of government. Of course, he could emerge even more powerful from it, if that's possible at this point.
We'll see. bsky.app/profile/pete...
It is happening.
It’s probably too late!!!!
It has happened.
It's already happened...they built backdoors in the Treasury...
It is a rolling constitutional and national security disaster
It's HAPPENING, it's not waiting.
It wouldn’t even make a shitty movie script WTF America ?
It isn’t waiting to happen. It’s happening. The lunatics are now running the asylum.
Since Musk is doing congress' job, cut the budget by having one senator per state. Immediately cut the worthless senate down to 25.
Maybe maybe not!! Remember Snowden he was a government employee with clearance!! Along with other rouge government employees that have breached sensitive information on national security!! These guys you are talking about don't have the security clearances for that type of information!!
Amen. Young people know nothing about computers or hacking. Where are all the Boomers when you need them?? 😂
Waiting to happen???? No. Happened.
From the picture you might want to change that to "Little Sacks"... of 💩...
Why are republicans just sitting on their hands? This affects them, their famlies, relatives, friends...all of us!!
"waiting"???
It’s not waiting to happen. It IS happening.
It’s a crisis happening.
None of them should.
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They should be No Balls when we are done with those little twats.
@podsaveamerica.crooked.com has started calling them Dogebags. I vote we all call Doge, its employees & its owners Dogebags. Once you start hearing it that way, you can’t stop thinking it. It’s addictive & apt.
Elon Musk suffers from Asperger's syndrome, a neurodevelopmental disorder that affects social interaction, communication, and behavioral patterns... and Donald Trump has handed him full reign over the federal government. We are living in very dangerous times.
Can't trust any bro who calls himself "big balls". I'll call him little balls
Let's call them what they are - HACKERS
Colin Powell a great General said if you break it you own it, well Musk if you break our government you're going to own it. You're going to be living in Guantanamo Bay. F*** with our government no matter where you are in the country we will get you you're a f*** head. Don't mess with America people
We got to wake the hell up, now it should be no way Tesla's can walk into a government building and take what he wants, it's just not America. No matter what the President says you can't do that so this is a scam. They're trying to take over. I don't care what you doing now drop it NOW!
Colin Powell a great General said if you break it you own it, well Musk if you break our government you're going to own it. You're going to be living in Guantanamo Bay. F*** with our government no matter where you are in the country we will get you you're a f*** head. Don't mess with America people
