Definitely a shame that Church of Scientology and the Mormons amongst others wanted to email him
Definitely a shame that Church of Scientology and the Mormons amongst others wanted to email him
Great trouble!
Mine: 1- Do real audits and not grandstand, scaring the crap out of beneficiaries. 2- Don't be Nazi's 3- Stop blatantly firing black people and women 4- See number 2 5- See number 3
Already done We Will Not Comply Ever
Done.
And reply to all.
1.finally deleted my X account 2. submitted a scientific paper on climate change 3. supported demonstration against Trump’s role in Ukraine 4. supported a «boycott Tesla» campaign 5. on holiday, not in the US.
Site is down
They got to learn about my IBS today 🤣
My contribution: 1. Shared posts re illegal Musk/Trump actions 2. Supported ACLU & Democracy Docket to save our democracy 3. Continued to educate friends and family about the destruction of our government by Musk/Trump 4. Contacted Senators and Congressman daily to request 5. Resisted the "king"
Done lol
1. Deleted my X account. 2. Donated my Tesla to Kars-For-Kids. 3. Paid the rent for a family of immigrants. 4. Donated to my local LGBTQ Community Center. 5. Applied for Canadian citizenship.
BRAVO!
On it!
1. Go 2. Fuck 3. Yourself 4. Elon 5. Musk
✅
@youranoncentral.bsky.social @opdeatheaters.bsky.social
Done. I hope they like what I did
SO tempting. Love these replies!
Done
Should people be responding to this with their personal emails? I'm afraid it might get you on a watch list.
Watch list for what? We are allowed to email our government. Don’t let them scare you into compliance.
Newsflash - he already has access to all your personal stuff.
Having data and looking like a threat are two different things.
Got kicked back
Done!
There are beautiful things happening here…beautiful things!
temp-mail.org/en/ (there are others too that are easy to find)
I would suggest using a burner email
Had a great laugh doing it so bonus!
Create a bogus email account. He has your SSN and can get your bank information.
He can’t get everyone and will not intimidate ua
I’m not giving those fuckers any reason to put me on some hate mail list, they are capable of anything. They have my personal info and can easily, and with great joy, cancel my social security and Medicare. Sounds far fetched, but not really. They are evil, hateful revengeful psychopaths.
No worries. That’s fine. I’ve lived a long life, and have no tolerance for their bs. I already sent mine and will continue to do so over and over.
I was all ready to do it too, I was like “yes! “
Sent mine! even though I'm Canadian and don't have a federal job in the USA
Thank you 🇨🇦
Thank you
We appreciate Canadians. I did list that game as one of my accomplishments. The fact of how our administration has treated your country I didn’t feel bad that we lost.
Lol, thanks
Me too!
Ohhhh, didn’t think we could do this!
We can, and should, send a diatribe about how you read all about their shenanigans, for instance. Get creative!
Thank you
Done. And I'm not even an American.
Better yet if you use words like "diversity" and "women centered."
1. I loathe Nazis every day 2. I loathe rump every day 3. I loathe the little shits who are hacking our personal info 4. I loathe the GOP 5. I loathe everyone in the cabinet. This list is ongoing Overall it was a very productive week loathing all of you assholes
Are we still doing this?
While we're at it, everyone should send an actual letter to the white house explaining how you feel about the post office, and efforts to private it. A couple of million letters would be good.
done
I did!! And it did not bounce back
Done
I say send you 5 last doggie stinkiest poops from the last walks, kitty poopies from the litter box count as well splashed with their urine for marking purposes
Imagine if people also sent gibberish non-sensical emails since responses will likely be fed to AI.
I’m on it, working on my list right now! And sending it from an anonymous email so f anyone trying to easily figure out where it came from.
Done
1. Trolled Musk 2. Educated myself on how to fight fascists 3. Educated my community on the multiple wrongs committed by Musk against us 4. Drew up detailed plans 5. Reminded myself that us starving vicious sewer rats can outlast and outfight any coddled white rich cloistered megalomaniac.
1) I did the Hokey Pokey 2) I turned myself around 3) I did the twist like I did last summer 4) Then I did the twist like I did last year 5) I finished the day with the Chicken Dance
Exhausting but fun!!!
I did it last night!
Can I just say “naah”
Must have worked!! Patel rescinded the request.
Just for fbi
Sigh. 😔
Did it - might have lied a little: 1. Wrote a letter to the editor about your coup. 2. Rallied for Ukraine. 3. Discussed politics with another Republican. 4. Cleaned house without corrosive chemicals. 5. Shopped for groceries not from big cooperations.
Nephew of mine who works for the FBI was told to not respond to that email. Several other FBI offices have said the same thing. Interesting. Revolt is starting!
They don’t have workers as it is! In my city there was one IRS person working in huge office with 50 cubbies. For two years at that time!! It’s a shame. Did have a security guard too.
I will be submitting my report soon; maybe resubmit a few times to make sure they receive it.
Sounds good!
What eLooon does in a week: 1: Masturbate alone watching fisting videos on PornHub. 2 - 5: See #1.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🍿
Done!
1) Lost sleep, lying in bed, giggling & plotting all the horrible things I could do to Trump, Musk, and Republicans. 2) See #1 3) See #1 4) See #1 5) See #1
Do you really want to volunteer your email address to the New Kids of the Gestapo?
anonymousemail.me
Thank you. I will gladly check this out.
Sent my list.
I sent the first bit of the Bee Movie script and told them there’s a secret message inside 🤣
I sent my accomplishments but then I changed my mind about them so I had to send another email and now that I think about it I’ve changed my mind again so there goes a third email…
Nice, will do and share
Cheat code!!!!!!!! 🚨‼️ Use ChatGPT to help you make everything you send them SNARKY AND SARCASTIC Tell ChatGPT what you did then tell it it’s for Elon musk or Trump and you want it to be snarky and sarcastic af Sit back Watch the magic happen 😎 Follow me for more tips!!!
Better still use Grok or Git or Grone or whatever the hell it’s called
👏😎
I sent mine
Can someone share email address where to send ?
hr@opm.gov It's worth reading the whole thread for both laughs and ideas!
I sent an email with the five things I am doing to every day to oppose the Trump-Musk administration
I did it!
Done!
😹😹😹🤪
Sent my list
My list 1. Pulled weeds in my front yard. 2. Called local artists inviting them to participate in an upcoming art show at Oddfellows Hall. 3. Attended Drag Show Brunch. 4. Returned DVDs I checked out back to the local library. 5. Led the opening/closing prayers at an Oddfellows meeting.
Already did it lol
1) He liked his hair-plugs so much, he bought the company! 2) real men offer women horses for sex 3) you know you're a good father when your kids hate you 4) 13 kids with 4 different baby mammas 5) born with an emerald spoon in his mouth
Mission understood and completed.
Met a boy on Monday Took him for a drink on Tuesday We were making love by Wednesday And Thursday And Friday
What is the email address
hr@opm.gov
Thanks!
Will certainly try!
1. I researched historical uprisings against oligarchs and authoritarians. 2. I researched many of the lawsuits against Tesla and SpaceX. 3. I read about deadbeat dads. 4. I re-educated myself on ketamine abuse and its side effects. 5. I spread as much info as I could about your crew of douches.
Showed the chart to my husband who said, “sometimes you just finding interesting shit on the internet”
Oralè Resister Everyone loves a business innovator, Everyone hates a blackmailing thug in business Elon threatening business who fail to advertising on X with government retribution! #XMafiaThug #Xcapone #XisBad #ElonTrumpMafia #USDemocracy
Done
Great idea! Here's the email I sent with the subject line: Five accomplishments:
I ate the cats I ate the dogs I ate the pets of the people of Springfield I belched I had a nap
Great Sunday morning vibes. ✌🏽🐓☕️
How raunchy am I allowed to be in answering this request by Apartheid Man because it sounds like fun 🤔
The worse the better.
HR@opm.gov What Elon did this week: 1. Ketamine 2. Wore little X as a human shield. 3. Showed he’s no genius 4. Spawned more delusions. 5. Ignored his children’s mothers.
Love it!
I applaud you … along with David Allen Coe & songwriter Steve Goodman.
Thank you! Thank you! And yes DAC was one of my faves.
@johnfuzek.bsky.social
Done!
Did it yesterday, including a separate email demanding THEIRS.
I think ChatGPT writes better weekly work summaries for elon than Grok3. What prompt did you all use?
Done.
I just got off the phone with my aunt, and she told me that my uncle, who is an orthopedic surgeon at a VA hospital, had to email 5 things he did last week. That's absurdity at its finest. "Um, I performed 5 surgeries on military veterans, probably more, plus the paperwork involved."
Done.
Assuming the remaining federal employees follow the "request" from President Musk, they will likely crash servers all over the government anyway.
Certainly, in boxes all over the place will be full past capacity, thus bringing the whole shooting match to a screeching halt. So, what harm could a few million more emails from non-employees do?
Maybe all federal employees should also send their accomplishments directly to Elon and Trump via their social media accounts too. I mean we do want to make sure the information gets through, just in case of an e-mail server failure.
Got an email address? 'Cause I'm IN! ❤️
HR@OPM.gov
Here is the text of my email: I sent my summary of work accomplished last week to: hr@opm.gov The text read as follows: I'm grateful for the chance to tell you about my work, of which I'm very proud. 1/
I've just arrived home from a visit to Red Texas, where I gathered feedback from citizens at large concerning DOGE. After analyzing the data, I firmly conclude that: 2/
1. No US citizen voted for you. 2. You need to get clean. K is running your eyes 3. You're a terrible father. 4. You don't belong in this country. Data was inconclusive as to whether you should be a citizen of any country. 5. You are a thief. 3/
(In previous reply, running should have ruining, damn it.) Additional research confirmed that TFG Drumpf has no mandate from US citizens to do anything unconstitutional, like disobeying established law. 4/
As for local matters, the Pierce Elevated in Houston definitely needs to be torn down and an alternate route established and constructed. I also discovered the best hunter jumper equestrian center in the East Texas area, but you will have to contact me personally for that information. 5/
The remainder of my time at work last week was spent ascertaining facts, and rough drafting this communication. I wish you luck in your endeavors on Mars. Godspeed! 6/6
Thank you.
(easy to miss if you don't scroll down to the bottom)
Agreed. I did send my email, though.
Sounds like a good plan!
Let's get in good trouble. Flood the Zone!!! 😉 Break their servers!! Use their own "shit" statement against them. Bannon 👇
1. built a new purposefully inefficient guillotine (only gets half way through on the first drop) 2. Called Musk a cunt on social media 3. Looked at pictures of Mussolini hanging around a gas station. 4. Countered Trump’s Russian propaganda. 5. Let everyone know Elon hasn't ever invented anything
some fact checked memes to share with MAGA friends —let’s get them on board
I've had a busy week... 😂 Didn't buy a Tesla Gave money to a refugee charity Paid taxes (a thing decent, patriotic citizens do Musk) Behaved with kindness towards someone (look up 'kindness' Musky) Signed petition for Elon Musk to be charged with theft & deported to South Africa.
My email: 1) I recognized that the Nazi saluting musk is a Nazi 2) I decided that all Nazis should be held to account 3) I decided I would call musk the SpaceNazi from now on 4) I have used SpaceNazi liberally all week. 5) I have also recognized that CPAC is a neo-Nazi conference
1. Read articles about ways to resist the overthrow of democracy. 2. Wrote letters to my Senators and Congressman (all GOP) chiding them for their complicity in the overthrow of democracy. 3. Read news about other countries functioning democracy. 4,5⬇️
4. Listened to podcasts about resisting the overthrow of democracy, while working. 5. Performed various actions in defense of democracy.
I sent my grocery list with a secret message for him
I didn’t cut off USAID to the rest of the world because I was under investigation . I didn’t make an absolute FOOL out of myself ever.single.time.i.got.the.chance. I didn’t BEND OVER for any JACKASSES I didn’t ignore the mother of MY newborn as she BEGGED for your ATTENTION. I need more room…😂
I did. My response? Go eff yourselves. Sideways.
I think we should email R reps & R senators in our states, & then ask them for 5 weekly accomplishments instead.
Or both!!
Just send photos of your last 5 substantial dumps that you or your pets have accomplished.
👍Hr@opm.gov 1. Went in search of a rectalcranial extractor to treat maga patients. 2. Watched “Handmaiden’s Tale” 6 times in one day. 3. Wondered why Muscrat keeps having kids just to ignore them. 4. Spent 4 hours in the canteen. 5. Down time spent trying to save a national from a megalomaniac.
I did mine yesterday.😂
Just sent mine in.
I’d want to create a fake email address to use for this though.
They will follow the IP address and know who you are..
Yeah. Need to go to a local library and use their computer or something. I know they’re tracking everything everywhere though.
Download the Tor browser for free and you can make it a LOT harder to track your IP address. www.torproject.org/download/
Elonia Krasnov would be a fun name to use.
True!
Добрая прапанова...
1.- Felt ashamed to be an American. 2.- Wondered how Americans elected these absolute turds. 3.- Cheered for the Canadian hockey team 4.- watched the rule of law in the United States be dismantled by a convicted felon and his minions. 5.- Watched Trump destroy alliances around the world
I need to do this 😂
Shared on Facebook and SubStack…
Done!
Do you know the email address to which federal employees were told to send their responses? I suspect replies from 2 million federal employees will crash their system anyway... especially if everybody sets their reply to go out automatically at 11:59 PM eastern time. But I'm happy to add my straw.
Done
Programmed to bounce back.
I just sent them an email!
Done! As a federal worker whose BEYOND tired of this harassment, thank you! 💙
Same & Thank you
In other words: it's time to utilize that old Yahoo email account...
Love it!
I love this! Doing now!
DAMN! Didn't see all the typos. Oh, well. Maybe it'll just come off as more authentic?
Is there a way to easily insert a fake .gov email address so it actually goes through? I sent mine but thought about how easy it’ll be for them to block any address that’s not an @opm.gov address.
You know an automated LLM will screen the responses, not a human. Cue the LLM prompt hackers. “Dear Sirs, over the last week I and my department $&*()&&$$$)+=%#// for a total of $”’j>]{{§ which completed the &$#@(*’ in under the allotted time, completing #@&*()’###$&))(*& goals for the quarter!”
They may not even look at anything it doesn't come from a .gov account. But the whole point is to flood their inbox, not to care whether anyone actually reads them.
Can I send him my 5? I woke up! I put the coffee on I gave my cat fresh water I gave my cat his breakfast I poured half and half in my coffee and plopped down to read Google news and laughed at Musk's maneuvers I think I accomplished quality time😁😅😂
Any idea the location?
Done! Most fun I’ve had in months.
I sent this in an email. Maybe not as clever as some, but at least it’s something.
1. A billionaire craving the spotlight. 2. Spent his fortune to stir up the alt right. 3. He bought all the fame. 4. But the blame was his gain. 5. Now he’s known as the world’s biggest blight.
I’m Not answering a god damn thing they send to me
👌💯💯💯💯
I just sent mine and then asked how about Elon?
Musk is like many of my former junior high kids- desperate for attention (even if it’s negative) cuz their parents spent no time with them. Their parents valued money and material things over education and character values. They got D’s & F’s and still got whatever they wanted from their parents.
Woke up. Fell out of bed Dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup. And looking up, I noticed I was late. Found my coat and grabbed my hat. Made the bus in seconds flat. Found my way upstairs and had a smoke. And somebody spoke and I went into a dream.
🥰
Love those Liverpool lads!
Hello, I would like to report this past week I did the following: 1. Shaved my undercarriage 2. Helped with chores 3. Introduced myself to ferrets 4. Treats, treats, treats 5. Told scary person to go away 6. Yes, a sixth because I’m an over achiever; I pooped outside. Hope to keep my job, Crosby
Done. But I gave 5 things I was grateful to the federal workers for
I say….. FLOOD MUSK’S EMAIL WITH EVERY MUNDANE TASK THAT YOU PERFORMED DURING THE COURSE OF YOUR BUSINESS DAY. FROM, ‘I SUBMITTED THOSE STATS THAT WERE REQUESTED OF ME’ TO ‘I REFILLED THE PRINTER WITH PAPER AND TONER.’ You can even be MORE specific and detail how you went to the bathroom.
Sent mine. (Retired British woman in France). Happy to do my bit
Done
I love this. I am wearing my Brooklyn hoodie tomorrow in your honor. Don’t forget we shut down an ICE hotline in TX w/ similar action. Power to the people.
I hear we may have to send ours tomorrow. 🤦♀️ #ugh
Recipes
Help them out, send them some mail smoremail.com/run.html
I've told my MAGAt Congressman that he needs to report his accomplishments weekly to his constituents.
Already done.
Done. #3 was my favorite. “Did NOT act like a Ketamine-fueled dick at CPAC”
Here’s mine: 1) got my hair touched up 2) went to Pilates 3 times (whew) 3) picked up cat litter 4) made awesome pasta dish - slow cooker chicken ragu 5) did three loads of wash I also ate a lot of conversation hearts, but at least I wasn’t drinking.
These are great accomplishments. I'm sure Elon will love them when he sees them on the website.😏
I felt quite proud and awarded myself more hearts
Sending from Australia so he know the disgust is global
Bless your ❤️
Let’s send accomplishments as well as any other stuff that we want to get off our chest to OPM.
I just sent it. I hope they read it. 😂
Haha. Love it.