I just noticed that I've already said the word "motherfucker" in 2025 more than I've said it in the past four years and it's only March.
I just noticed that I've already said the word "motherfucker" in 2025 more than I've said it in the past four years and it's only March.
It’s a damn fine word. I typically only use it during hockey games (I scare our neighbours)😹😹😹😹😹
Looking to replace Samuel Jackson?
That’s a word that years ago I couldn’t imagine I would ever say but now even it’s not adequate for the current state of affairs.
I also use "scumbag" a lot more. Eventually, profanity becomes monotonous, though.
For me it's "asshole."
There's a great deal of motherfuckery going on right now.
There absolutely is.😭
🤣🤣🤣
Me too
It's only March?
When it’s called for…
Same.
You’re excused. You’re all excused!!
I can relate. My inner voice now sounds like Samuel Jackson.
You are not alone.
I don't think I've sworn so much than I have since January 20th, and I'm at the point where there aren't words cuss bad enough to describe how I feel! 🤬🤬🤬
🤬!
Welcome to the club! 👍💙🙏💙👍🥴
You’re not the only one. Idk about you but I use that word and others to cope with all the BS.
I'm back to swearing like I did in the Navy.
It’s alright! You’re among friends!
My wife also has Trump-induced Tourettes. It was in remission for 4 years. Her case is also accompanied by her middle finger extending at the TV at certain times.
No joke, my Tourette’s has resulted in flipping the bird at the radio every time he’s on and at cyber trucks and Tesla dealerships, but not Tesla cars… go figure.
Me, too!
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Sadly true. I never used it before Trump.
I hear you! Rarely did I use to swear, but I am saying “fuck” a lot these days.
It has really turned into a filler word. Oh I mean mofo filler word
Understandable 🥹
You need a STRONGER WORD 😂
😂😂😂
IT'S MARCH???
Same.
Getting warmed up, eh?
Right! I can't say the word Trump unless it is preceeded or followed by a nasty expletive. Sadly, I would be banned if I.used the expletives I want to use.
Right there with you. It helps for a minute.
It’s good for all occasions.
“Fuck” is just punctuation now
lol …. It’s hard not to these days …..
I prefer motherless fuck because you’re so bad. You don’t even have a mother.
See me for additional suggestions to mix it up a bit.
I'm sure it's the same for many people. I know it's true of me.😡
Go for one more... John Fetterman
Ok for me it’s fuck. Sorry not sorry but not using it in a weird way just more in the natural way of what the actual fuck! Did not notice until I was back to work in the office, lol.
Me too.
👏👏 Agreed. Though I prefer to leave mothers out of the equation, so "fuckers" will do. 😏
Good work
And other words, too. 🤬🤬🤬🤬
It's a great word, a big beautiful word.
It's pretty much in every sentence that also contains the name Elonia Musketina and/or Groper Cleveland.
I turned a compilation of Bob from Bobs Burgers saying “Oh My God” into a text tone
😁
in reference to voters who elect & re-elect Republicans, elected Republicans and Reich-wing media; i prefer to use the term "fatherf*cker". i think it's much more accurate, descriptive and insulting. especially to the Reich-wing homophobes. youtu.be/nbMszhvO3ag?...
Me too
Me too!!!
I think there are quite a lot of us in the ‘motherfucker’ and ‘fuck you’ swear club.
It’s a good word to use. Very versatile.
More than in my whole 68 yrs.
At least you'll be able to buy a lot of eggs after filling up your swear jar. 😂
The times certainly call for it. And you have to admit, it just rolls off the tongue (and fingers) so easy and satisfying 😂👍
I feel you, man. 🤣
AI?
Someone created this with photoshop. I just appreciated the message.
I am a NYer living in NC. And I have found myself for letting the NYer slip out daily. Scream it at the TV, in the car, at people who don't control their dogs. I seem to always end my fuckerisms with a strong FUCK OFF! Ya know like the icing on the cake is the FUCK OFF!
🥂to that 👍
I'm not even looking at my Instagram right now because I've used MF'r so many times that I'm probably banned from commenting for a month.
I wake up screaming it into my coffee.
Sounds reasonable in the circumstances
Because that motherfucker is literally fucking over our mothers, grandmothers, and future mothers. So yeah, fuck that motherfucker with the force of 1000 NYP plungers.
Join the crowd sir!
Same
Same, same. Ugh!
That is because you say it for me too
Ditto my friend
It will only get worse ☹️
Ain’t no one stopping you!!! Keep it up!
It pretty much is the only word in the English vocabulary that paints the time we are in. Will we ever come up with a better word? My husband favors two words. One starts with a C and is followed by a word that starts with a S. I can't bring myself to use these particular words.
Constantly
Yep. I never knew I had an inner Samuel L. Jackson, but here we are.
Same.
there's a fall back, "fucking idiot(s)
Me too!
A proud accomplishment
Same. I have also said “What the actual fuck” more than I have said my entire life before 2025.
Same
Well it can’t be helped.
Mother fucking eh!
You are not alone on this one.
Tis the beginning of the need for a prodigious amount of MFs.
My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying “fuck” so much. Was good for a couple of days, anyway. 🤷🏼♀️
Been trying to think of a new disgusting, contemptuous, obscene expletive because the eff-bomb just doesn't have the same oomph, due to overuse!
Try this on for size. “Maga morons are now Putin cocksucking Commies”
😒weeelllllll . . . that's one option
My cursing and feelings of violence are beyond anything I’ve ever felt. I have to get back to my center because I look at these idiots and only think “their faces are punch able.”
Yes. That’s a scary feeling and I dislike feeling that way!
"Motherfucker", "goddammit", "stupid fucker", "fuckface bastard"... getting alot of play over here. 😑
I gave up swearing for Lent one year, put a quarter in a jar for every lapse. Gave $22 to a homeless man on Easter. If I did it this year, they’d get hundreds. WTAF is the current mantra.
Same here. My bird finger got stuck on the news...
I’ve exceeded my “WTF”!
if i were to count id likely be closer to the last year. i have a filthy mouth provoked by trump and maga.
Sadly, I’ve drank more in the last month than in the last 4 years. 😟
And?
Try using 'Rumpty Dumpty'. It's less intrusive.
Yes. Channel your inner Samuel Jackson. I know I have been.
I'm right there with you! I have never cursed so much in my life
Get therapy
altho one might argue that "muthafuka" flows better muthafuka
Dear one’ I feel ya.
www.thesaurus.com/browse/mothe...
It is a plentiful resource, when required...
I never used the f…word in my entire life until I joined X 2-3 years ago! I will stop using it once the madness in the world right now is over!
Damn Motherfucker!…😉…
You got like a motherfucker counting app on your phone or something?
Me, too and while my dearly departed Mom would not approve, she would understand.
Same here. It’s become my favorite word
The words…and strings of curses…I have been putting together are colossal. My Dad would not be proud… …possibly I would receive creativity points from him… Then again, he hated the orange slime stain so maybe I would be applauded😊💙
MFer was the closer for my BINGO card this year. Winning in March.
I have never actually spoken that word but I have thought it more than I ever thought I would.🤣
Tbf, isn’t it his official title?
Sam would be proud. 👍
Change it up. Use, cocksucker!
yep my swear jar is worth more than my retirement fund now 😈
Agree.
We're suffering from Irritable Owl Syndrome. It's painful, but rarely fatal. 😧
Yup.
I hear ya.
I have said the f word more times in the last 2 months than my entire life combined, and a that's a long time.
Yeah, me too
Word.
Yes we shall have to get Susie Dent to work on your profanity vocabulary. I must say though that I have not noticed you misusing the word once. Keep up the good work.
Ditto! Well now that you mention it, there may be other colorful words used to excess, as well. It is the new coping mechanism strategy! 😂
You can do better. Really focus on what absolute Motherfuckers we have running this Shit Show. Call them out loudly and often.
Me too. Motherfuck.
Rightfully so.
Samuel Jackson gonna need some royalty payments
🤣
Snork
Yes!
I say fuck! It’s great!
Ya, people gonna call you potty mouth now ha
March 14th, 15th, 16th DC, 12 noon www.donaldlovesvladimir.com
tRUmp the RUssian ASSet = motherfucker
New goals are important to keep your morality up and running strong.
Same.
You’re not the only one.
Same, brother, same.
I thought it was only me 🤭🫣
Same
🤣🤣🤣 myself. I’ve had some wine and I’m watching neat independent films. Just watched “a short history of a long road” nice film.
🤣🤣😂
Same😬🤣💕
That's why I switched to "goatfucker". I mean as insults go being accused of goat fucking has to be worse than being accused of having sex with a mother. Especially since every parent does that at least once. The goats - not so much...
That's because you didn't need it as much over the past four years. You're probably gonna need something stronger going forward.
Hard not to
I've always been salty, but my profanity usage has been through the roof on my posts this year.
Those motherfuckers deserve it .
RIGHT NOW ...Unfortunately, the spineless dems don't give a fuck about us either..... WE NEED A HERO DEMOCRAT NOT AFRAID TO SHOW UP AND FIGHT HARD AND MEAN AGAINST THE EVIL FASCISTS !!! WEAR ARE THEY ??? WE NEED YOU NOW !!!
I can relate.
Right? My 25 year old daughter recently called me out on how much I say FUCK. Because fuck! This is fucking bad. I’m working on it…
Same. Also, “Asshole.”
Me too 😭
I'm using the word c__t which I really hate to use but Mange, Empty G, Blowphart, Gnome, Melanoma, all fit the definition.
Keep up the good work.
And everyone knows who we're talking about!
Same and it’s all been directed towards one person and his minions.
Yeah, me too
I said it more in the last 2 weeks than my whole life combined 😂
I never used to use that word but it frequently runs off my tongue now. We need new profanities. The old ones just aren’t strong enough.
Same.
me too
If it makes you feel any better, I've probably said "that fucking fuck" more times in the past 2 months than I've ever said in my entire life! In our defense, sometimes, the word "fuck" is the only word to fully encompass the mass stupidity of this lowclass, hateful group of people.
I mean... Every time I unlock my phone, I see a motherfucker's face on a news update... What are we supposed to do, not call a motherfucker a motherfucker?
Right there with you.
Ditto on that 👍
I haven’t said it yet today, but I haven’t finished my coffee either.
You're not alone
Yep, apparently I have become that person too. Also, I am the person that flips off all lying republican reptiles speaking on television.
Yeah. I’m definitely at an all time new high level of cursing.
I really don’t swear/cuss all that much either… but fuck this mothafuckin’ bullshit!!!
Venting out, good for the soul!
Well, when you've got one in office...
same
When did it become March. Oh fuck. Dissociated too hard.
Me too