Well he’s had to regrow it after being shot off right?

He’s a lizard

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's not just the ear -- it's his scalp as well. But more generally... Insert giant ick. I'll never understand how any self-respecting woman looked at him and said, 'Hubba Hubba he's so dreamy'. Do they have eyes?!

When you're looking at the bank statements you don't see the claypit face.

First, there's no amount of money that could entice me personally to go there. Second, there's more than ample evidence that he's vastly inflated his personal wealth.

🤣🤣🤣

Looks like he was wearing a pair of ear muffs whilst standing behind an elephant with diahhrea

😂

That. Ear. 😡

It means warning stay away.

Isn't that the ear that was allegedly shot by an alleged assassin?

He has seriously been looking really unwell lately. That Welker interview recently, he looked bloated and tired and barely like himself. It was disgusting and made me so happy.

Nice tan lines on the orange turd haha

If he does the ear, then he has to do the scalp in the bare spots. Where does it stop?

Without it he would look like the ghost of Christmas future!

Remember the whole ear was blasted off by Venezuelans / Haitian dog eaters, and the Pope willed the ear to re-form. Can’t spray-tan that miracle.

The craters in his face are also causing discoloration. It must look really bad in person.

He looks like he rubbed a used newborns diaper on his face.

Looks like they pull out a bucket and he pretends to bob for apples

Pretends yes

His makeup "artist" must hate him. 😂

He’s a f ing creamsicle

And those ‘untouched’ teeny hands, without the ‘tepid tangerine’ spray tan, they look even smaller!

They are small

Probably has something implanted in ear. Or, unbelievably slow healer.

This is proof no one loves the Felon. They let him go out in public like this because they hate him as much as we do. But because they are scum like him, they will ride the orange cash cow as long as it lines their greedy and slimy pockets.

I want to know how many times he changes his white shirt. That shit HAS to be all over the collar.

I’ve wondered the same thing.

It looks like it was drawn with a ruler.🤣🤣

He smeared shit on his face after wiping his ass

That’s the plastic one. The real one got completely shot off. Remember?

Orange Felon 🍊

Neapolitan.

an orange ear won't make it better

I blame tariffs.

i also noticed that his tiny hands aren’t sprayed either…

maybe the next act is to chop off that ear, like Van Gogh who also suffered mental illness.

It is just gross 🤮 he must stain every shirt he wears !

Omg yes he does. 🫣 That’s one very bizarre makeup routine he has.

You mean the miracle ear, that grew back after being nicked by one of the Secret Service agent's penknife? Oh, wait.. he must've used this cream..

Hahaha this made me giggle 🤭 Soooo funny 😆

I was thinking the same thing! He didn't apply the z shoe polish even close to the edge of his face, either. I hope the devil drowns him in a vat of the orange stuff.

I honestly believe Trump has an 'Intellectual disability'. Which is why everything is a disaster, and he responds emotionally. He is unable to maintain a proper balance, and quick to blame others. Out of fear of being recognized. Another reason he's given to flattery. And perceives it as security.

Excellent analysis, I would add in a dash of pure evil.

💯 nailed it!!

😄

You know what’s funny they make something called a Cheeto duster

His peripheral vision is going. And no one else is allowed to touch the area. Basically, he needs a better mirror. One that projects the sides of his face right in front of him. One of his MAGATs should send him one for his burday.

Burday 🤣😂

He don’t even know because his ass kissers aren’t about to tell him he looks like shit!

I don't know why he bothers with the spray tan. He looks ridiculous. It does not make him look younger or thinner- just ridiculous.

That's what happens when you have to grow a new ear.

The fact he wears makeup everyday blows my mind hole!

Maybe, just hear me out, he puts his face in a cardboard cut out of Obama (like the pie throwing contest at the state fair) and has someone throw Orangutan feces at him each morning?

His makeup person absolutely hates him. 😆

Wouldn’t want to get any spray tan on that probably-still-healing wound of his 🤣

🤣

The hands too.

it's still tender from the gunshot wound

He looks like a small child that has just discovered chocolate spread in the cupboard and plays with it

Nose looks black too.

Imagine having to stand on guard and salute that piece of 💩

That was the ear that got “blown off” remember…

They can’t… might start accidentally bleeding, and he’d wanna actually stand up and fight. 😏

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

It’s not cute. Dude, at least step up your blending game, so you don’t look like you dipped your face into a bowl full of bronzer. This is what happens when you surround yourself with yes-men!

He must have done it himself.

Trump signed an Executive Order that his ear can not be covered (doctors excuse) and to remind us every day how stupid he is.

The hell of it is he could hire a professional makeup artist to do his foundation but won’t because he thinks they’ll screw it up.

when you surround yourself with sycophants and ass kissers who constantly tell you that your the greatest bestest looking boy and you are also a narcissist this is what you get

shit-faced.

Imagine how bad he looks without the makeup

🤣😂🤣😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍊🤡

He likes borders. 🤣 Send border patrol to fix it.

Where's the scar?

He looks like he fell headfirst into a pile of shit 💩 😆😆😬

A visual for you. I am all about scooping the poop but I saw this on my walk yesterday and had total respect for whoever did this. 🤣😂🤣😂

...It's the ear that was staged in the mock assassination - wants to show his MAGA illiterates he can miraculously heal so he can be elected Pope

He looks like he must really stink.

He puts a shower cap over his head before spraying and forgets to uncover his ears.

Hats off to the young Marine for maintaining his professionalism! It must be so embarrassing to draw that detail!

Love this. I think this all the time. He is such a zero.

It's amazing how his ear healed so beautifully after his so-called assassination attempt.

He’s going with the panda look for Xi’s attention.

The line down the neck is pretty bizarre too...

🤣😂

Maybe the 'scar' is still recovering 😆

Wow...he looks so old, so out of it and so bored

His makeup has oxidized yet again, making his complexion shit brown/burnt sienna. I don’t know how people keep from laughing.

Omg.🤣

There's an easy explanation -- That's the ear that was shot. It's still regenerating to its original size.

trump doesnt spray he dabs himself

It would just come out the other side.

So, we have a president who biggest schtick is to make himself look stupid and utter nonsense every time he speaks. We make conclusions but here we are.

Why not just put a bag over his head? Would be a 100% improvement!

He always looks so ridiculous, seriously does he think he looks good? I have to assume that no one is allowed to contradict him, so they have to give him what he demands and not point out that his makeup and tailoring are awful.

Is that the same ear that bears the scar where he was supposedly shot?

Seriously, looks like someone grabbed the back of his head and slammed his face in a bowl of spaghetti.

lmfao true (I cover politics and social issues, focusing on fighting fascism and raising awareness about key injustices. Please follow me if interested!)

They attack gender affirming care yet the president wears expired makeup, Hegseth has a makeup room in the Pentagon, Vance has Smoky Eye and the men rock a kitten heel. The women have Mar-a-MAGA face. Gender affirming care is healthcare.

The shit he smears on his face may not be called makeup.

Having a makeup room in the White House for dude seems woke to me.

Does he just dunk his fat face in the makeup?

Lawdamercy that man ain’t right

Ridiculous

How does he not have a real tan? He spends so much time on the golf course.

Dude IS ridiculous!

Omg

I think he does it himself and it sure shows. His only talents are stealing and lying.

💩will ALWAYS LOOK like💩and SMELL like💩because it is a walking septic tank spewing💩from every orifice with every breath!!

That’s just sad and embarrassing. For all of us.

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His neck is white too

Why is that ear not showing a scar from the bullet?

Wrong side

Because that whole thing was faked.

He insists on doing it himself and uses a dark Mac pressed powder, not even a bronzer. He’s trying to not get it in his hair. 🤣

#Tacky

Guy wears more makeup than a Vegas showgirl

You mean the ear that was nearly blown off? 🤣🤣

And hands.

Wait... Are we sure this photo is undoctored? Cuz... Wow. Dementia Don is getting worse by the day!

Looks like Two Face outa Batman 🤣😂🤣😂

Give him a break, that ear is still healing.

😁

Mr. President, it’s time to put your face on.

It is the red Panda look.

He's a total wanker.

The ear is still healing, libtard.

😳😱 Jesus that’s bad

I don't understand how he can look so shitty with so much money

Bullet wound... can't let any of the orange paint get into the wound... infection danger. 😉

Gross! 🤮

See, this is why I hate to store spaghetti sauce in Tupperware, you can never get it totally clean

so puzzling that an elderly, obese man who has used facial makeup for at least two decades does such a shi$$y job

Don’t worry, even with an even spray tan he looks ridiculous. Us in the rest of the world look at your clown country with a mixture of disdain, despair and amusement. I hope Americans will find it within themselves to overthrow this fascist regime.

Oh no is Bluesky headed the way of twitter already? Fair enuf posting a dodgy tan job but stream of facetious commentary is gettin a tad twitteresque robo schoolyard bully.

This is what MAGA call an Alpha male, the irony that he wears more makeup than a trans person or drag queen 😂

I thought the trend was cold plunging, not toilet plunging WTF is going on with this man’s face?

Lol

His bologna and mayonnaise foundation must have run out.

I just can't believe no one dares to tell this looks like shit, that is fucking pathetic. He is such a sick mf....

Ear might fall off, I mean sheesh, it is where he was shot.

"Oh, Mammy"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I swear, Melania or Ivanka could have taught him to blend in his crappy make-up. He should hire kegsbreath make up artist.

It’s an old “dazzle” trick from wwii so it’s harder for enemy ships to target him

Dude is ridiculous.

Even the front and the back of his head paint a different picture - remember his mother said he should never go into politics…..

What a clown🤣🤣

He looks so bad in photos, can you imagine what he looks like up close?

His pictures smell. So I can't imagine it in real life.

Someone "tried" to.

It's still tender from that 'bullet.'

He'd probably just spray the one.

Nauseated turkey

Isn't that the ear 👂 that got shot ?

Dude is disgusting. The face or part of it, at least, is the only thing that color. What a maroon.

I don't see anything wrong with his ears, hence the fake assassination attempt! Lmao

😆 🤣

He lets Pete Hegseth do it

It looks as if he shoved his face in a pile of this to apply the orange hue. What a fucking disaster.

Maybe if they used a paintball gun.

Maybe he puts on one of those shower caps so popular with some women out shopping for groceries before he presses the Krylon button.

He’s so gross, like every part of him.🤮

He looks like he's on his last legs. Good. Not that the next fascist will be better but I, for one, will be happy to never see or hear Turd ever again.

POS

You mean the ear that was "nearly" shot off? 🤣🤣🤣

Miserable old fuck

Has TwoSmallDolls makeup have lead in it? Or mercury? Would explain his cognitive decline

When you put the orange spray on the bullet hole it stings - so no!

What an embarrassment. Sheesh. Fugly pos😡

Is it just me or does h8s ear look like it is slowly melting and falling off? Like he is a wax statue that came to life solely to be a bigot, and the fires of hell are attempting to reclaim him?

It's hysterical that he thinks this improves his appearance!

he needs to talk with DUI pete about having a makeup room added to the white house. Dumb actors gotta stick together!

It’s his boo boo ear.

Made me smile 😂

Maybe his ear still hurts from being pretend shot? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

Think he’s seen Death Becomes Her?

Actually, he looks like he just face planted into his own shit

Looks like a transplanted face to me…maybe they put Dumbo’s face on a Russian.😂😎✌️

No side mirrors!!!

Total 💩 face, except the ear. Classy

He sure manages to get that frequent bandage on his right hand blended in, though. 🤔

🪶😂😂🙄🇺🇸

Try again.

Better luck next time!

The soldier giving him the side eye think he looks absolutely ridiculous too

Ummm, not to mention ... why is that ear still there?

It seems like everyone forgot he was, supposedly, shot in that ear

Now I'm confused. Which is fair, because I'm old, early signs of senility, stressed, etc There was an assassination attempt, like, less than a year ago, right? I mean, no one's talking about it. Pretty sure we were still talking about Reagan and Kennedy, less than a year after Am I that far gone?

It’s because Trumps didn’t actually happen

Erm excuse me! The totally legit medical report shows he has 'scaring' on his ear!

Oh, ok 😊

Maybe that's why he didn't hear Carney say that Canada wasn't for sale? 🤷

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Once you get past all of Walters' BS, Shatner has a point I do wish he threw out the "Universal Healthcare" benefit. And/or Carney www.foxnews.com/video/637244...

It would have been chaos if the term "Universal Healthcare" came up in the Oval during the "who's better off" parley

No stitches. No scar. No medical report. A hoax. And they murdered that kid.

Ok, so there was an assassination attempt? Whew, started to think my dementia kicked into high gear. 😓

They assassinated that fireman.

😂

I'm starting to think this is his Al Jolson impression.

What a fucking clown!