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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social

Weird, because he just started talking about heaven recently. That evil sumbitch ain't gettin' in.

aug 30, 2025, 5:30 am • 111 1

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Wendy Atlantic Canuck (she/her) @wendyatlanticcan.bsky.social

I need to see proof of life, right now. He hasn’t been seen in 3 days. I’m sensing a “Weekend at Bernie’s” situation.

aug 30, 2025, 5:41 am • 1 0 • view
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lacastellana.bsky.social @lacastellana.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 5:56 am • 1 0 • view
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Nobody Important 🌻🕊️🌊 @nbdyimpt.bsky.social

Instant immolation is waiting for him at the pearly gates

aug 30, 2025, 5:52 am • 1 0 • view
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AskTheTeacher @asktheteacher.bsky.social

Melania will put him in the golf course next to wife #1

aug 30, 2025, 5:34 am • 65 2 • view
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Call me Meidas Jack @admiraljacksparrow.bsky.social

I do hope so‼️🤣

sep 1, 2025, 4:27 am • 0 0 • view
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jean winters @jeanwinters.bsky.social

Ivana is not in the box. She was cremated. Soooooooo what could be in there cuz it was quite heavy.

aug 30, 2025, 6:15 am • 17 1 • view
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evilbeav.bsky.social @evilbeav.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 8:05 am • 4 1 • view
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Dennis Fumei @def-539.bsky.social

Official documents taken from Mar A Lago 6.

aug 30, 2025, 1:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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jean winters @jeanwinters.bsky.social

Indeed. A time capsule of treason.

aug 30, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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monkrunshhi.bsky.social @monkrunshhi.bsky.social

I didn’t know what was more shocking: that he knew what Heaven was or that he actually thought he was going there

aug 30, 2025, 10:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Bridgette @bridgetteareva2.bsky.social

That’s right he was talking about heaven… interesting.

aug 30, 2025, 5:39 am • 2 0 • view
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💜🩶 Justin Bougher 🤍🖤 @justinbougher.bsky.social

If I were God, I'd prank the evil bastard by placing him in front of a paper thin painting of the pearly gates, placed right in front of a pit to Hell. Watch him think he is getting in before he plummets. It'd be hilarious.

aug 30, 2025, 6:19 am • 3 0 • view