Today, in my hellhole home of #Chicago, I walked to the farmers market with my family and bought flowers, cheese, honey, fruit, and tomatoes. Then we went to the local park to enjoy the 70s and breezy weather we have been blessed with.
Today, in my hellhole home of #Chicago, I walked to the farmers market with my family and bought flowers, cheese, honey, fruit, and tomatoes. Then we went to the local park to enjoy the 70s and breezy weather we have been blessed with.
I too spent my day in #Chicago’s hellhole at the farmers market, walking my dog in one of the forest preserves, grilling with friends some of the items purchased at the farmers market then chilled around the fire pit (with a beer or 2) It was a dreadful day.
I didn’t know it had gotten so bad. Thoughts and prayers 😂
I love Chicago!😍
Did you get home alive??
I hope you're able to find a good therapist to help you deal with the PTSD from such terrible experiences. 😄
Good lord - I hope you were heavily armed … with sunscreen 😻
Our thoughts and prayers are with you during this tragic event. Stay strong!
BUT....did you wear your watch? Huh?
Oh the humanity!
but, you had to be scared the whole time, walking the crime ridden streets of Chicago. glad you all had a nice day. lovely weather in a great city.
Lovely!! ...Cheers to a fun day while enjoying your 💐🧀🍐🍅 in Chicago!...
What an ordeal! ; )
You poor things! 😭
You mean an immigrant didn't carjack you, kidnap your family and assault you while taking your job, voting illegally and getting free health care? Phew, you got lucky!!! #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
I'm sorry to hear you're now riddled with bulletholes.
Terrifying!! GOP: Grow One Pair and share. Resign from the Society of #ButtSnorkelers and stop the fascist Pedofuhrer. Stand up and be true patriots. Let your grandchildren hold their heads up high in history class when your names are cited. Just say, "No." Real patriots follow the Constitution.
Bonjour from France. Chicago is a city I will never forget. I felt safe all the time. I enjoyed everything I saw. People were friendly. I really want to come back there and I cannot understand the horrible mess caused by your president. Please discard him and his ICE crime.
I agree with you. Some folks are trying! @citizensimpeachment.com is a home grown org focused on trying to grow an impeachment and coalition removal. We have a lot of work to do to clean up his messes. I hope some day you'll feel safe enough to visit again.
Will do. When Taco is gone for good. I know people there who are close to freaking out. One of’em granny is sure a civil war is coming. That is overwhelming.
Did you even read the post before replying ? He says he felt safe
She means feeling safe when a new president, a Dem one, is elected. On the other hand, let me insist, I did feel safe in Chicago.
Well this comment section is proof that gun grabbers don't listen to us
Yes, lovely. By the way, I was born in Rouen, the Cathedral of which inspired architects for the creation of the Tribune Tower.
I’m am so glad that you were able to beat back all of tge heavily armed ruffians who attacked you along the way! Be careful, as I am sure you are well aware, the ruffians are everywhere in Chicago!
Thoughts and prayers
Wow, are you ok?
Let’s hold off on the military for a few months then the city can issue them all snow shovels
Only terrorists buy tomatoes, everybody knows that
You are so brave.
The horror!
And you all survived?!?!
Monstrous!
Epilogue: There were no survivors. j/k Chicago is nice
Sounds hellish, not
Sounds awful
OMG!!!!! Were you frightened? 😳
...wish my town was such a hellscape...none of our Farmer's Markets are open on Sundays
How can you possibly survive & thrive in those hellish conditions…Sounds like a wonderful day!
Absolute maniacs! Hope you were wearing stab vests and packing heat?
The heat of a canvas tote bag!
Sounds a bit like my hellhole home in Baltimore 🤷♀️
that sounds terrible..no wine in sight?!!! national emergency right before our eyes
Sounds heavenly!
cubs lost to the rockies the rockies bro that is embarrassing
As a Chicago to Colorado transplant this comment fills me with unholy glee. Also OP is a White Sox fan. I have evidence.
as long as they are not a goddamn Yankee Fan they are Ok
Sounds terrifying, how do you cope?
You mean you werent raped , mugged, hijacked and assaulted by midget thugs with machetes???
The horror! I can't believe you exposed your family to all that crime! 😂 Your day sounds beautiful. ❤️
I’m in Seattle, which burned down during the Floyd protests. I made it through the ruined hellscape to the grocery store, where we bought many fresh fruits and veggies. I then went to the remains of my home, and played pinball and video games while smoking artisanal weed, and drank craft beers.
My sister lives in Chicago. Loves it!!
And you survived all that? 😉
In my hellhole of Portland, I’m savoring summer’s last peaches and tomatoes with basil. Grabbed some Dahlias at the farmer’s market that made the house look pretty.
I picked up trash and mulched my way through the streets of Chicago yesterday. No need to send in the Guard. Everythings good.
I saw on the news a paraplegic riding his bike through our dangerous city. What an awful place to be with other bike riders on a beautiful day.
My golly but you folks are brave.
Has anyone noticed how unattractive these MAGA loons are?
God that sounds horrific!
"SAT-UR-DAY, IN THE PARK, (oh shit hang on...) SUUUN-DAY, in tha crime capital... We hit the fukn Farmers Mar-ket" - Well known classic by the band Chicago
Summmertimmeeee and the living is easy. Farmers Market and the groceries are nigh.. Your cities riiiccch and the beaches good lookin' Hush little fascist dooonntt you cry.
Nice looking happy community you got there.... Be a shame if someone convinced millions of chuds that it was filthy crime-ridden hellpit... You know because (I gotta stop here because I honestly don't know why)
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In my hellscape of Queens NY, just before sunset my husband and I braved a local park where we observed kids playing volleyball, a large gathering of people barbecuing and listening to salsa, and some truly terrifying girls in hijabs kicking a soccer ball. By God’s grace we got home alive.
Thank you for sharing your courage! That much fun and warmth can make you sleep really well. Good luck!
It’s absolutely beautiful today! Yay for this time of year in Chicago!
Days like today are what make winters worth it!
Over in my hellhole of Boston, I took about an hour-long bike ride through quiet streets, past the local reservoir and just avoided going through a flea market. Terror, I tell ya, sheer terror.
I have family in Boston. My daughter and I travel through the hellhole of Brookline every year to go to the Booksmith. Will you all clean up the Boylston area? Im tired of dying over and over and over….
OMG!! Flowers, cheese, honey, and fruit?! The horror!! Kidding aside, that sounds lovely. 🙂
It was indeed! Aged cheddar! *chef kiss*
That sounds scary. 😬
And today the Sox broke a 7 game losing streak. Against the Yankees no less. And they didn't need the national guard to do it.
I heard a gang of cyclists commandeered a major artery this morning while i was sleeping.
BIKE GANG.
Gasp!! The horror!! 😱
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I drove 3 hours to Chicago to brave my White Sox playing the dreaded Yankees of New York. The Sox won 3-2. The day was perfect. No danger on the South Side.
I thought I heard the fireworks. Glad you survived the "killing fields" of the South side. Stay safe 👍🏻
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Living on the edge. Walking home with cheese and honey, the stuff of nightmares. Glad you survived. Close call.
Did you have a watch on? If not, I'm not sure you had what the bad guys wanted.
Thankful that you weren't attacked by marauding gangs of thugs by the thousands.
I hosted a birthday party and everyone arrived safely. However, they left after dark, so I assume they’ve all been killed on the way home.
Tell it like it is Chicago ❤️
OMG, how can you live in such a dreadful place? Fear not, the military is coming to pick up your trash and pretty up your parks.
Heres some other things they could do: bsky.app/profile/marc...
Bravissimo!
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And you weren’t ever murdered. Trump wants to bring you military “to keep you safe”. Who’s gonna keep us safe from him?
Sending you thoughts and prayers 😉🤣❤️
OMG call in the national guard. This happiness must be stopped.
Sounds like the american nightmare. Glad you survived that mad max hellscape.
Its sounds so terrifying, thoughts and prayers!!
That sounds terrible! 🤣
Sounds like you might have needed some protection! Hope you wore your sunglasses 😉
WOW! I walked out of my little book, toy and gift shop here in the blue blue state of California, strolled through our farmers market, greeted a bunch of my neighbors, listened to nice music, and then walked our dog around the neighborhood. Send in the National Guard!!!!! NOT.
"Then we went to the local park to enjoy the 70s" - Can I come too? I never managed to see Led Zeppelin live.
"The Horror. The Horror." 😉
#AmericanCarnage
How many times were you assaulted this weekend?
I have not been to Chicago in 6 or 7 years, but your day sounds like every day I have ever had there. WTF is wrong witth Trump? Maybe he's pissed because nobody wants to go to a park with him. Too bad...ha
I miss the 70's. Saturday here in the park. I wish it was the fourth of July.
I am back in the hellhole as well as having lived here for 45 years I’m so impressed with how beautiful the city is-and the diversity is so refreshing. I’ve walked everywhere ❤️❤️❤️
Oh my god, it sounds so terrible there!
Nice day!
I know right? Another perfect day in Chicago? I cant tqke much more of this being delighted!
I’m stoked by how viral you just went.
Omg! How many times were you all raped and murdered?
Tomato season!
and you're still alive praise be it's a miracle !!!
Sounds like yall need some saving!
You poor thing. It sounds terrible.
Except for the honey. Can't believe you can find honey there in that hellhole you call home.
Heaven knows how you got back alive. Thoughts and prayers.
My kids clamoring for snacks nearly destroyed me.
You have my sympathy. Wish I was there!
We talked to some folks running for office and my children were a menace at the park by turning on the water feature when it was just slightly too cold to play.
YOUR KIDS (PLAY INSTI GATORS!) ARE OUT OF CONTROL (SAYS EVERYONE!) Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I mean, you do have to endure the Bears.
Hahaha. You get immune to how terrible they are.
Just toodling around waiting for the next opportunity to take the South Shore Line over to put my life and my family's on the line in our favorite apocalyptic city. There will probably be ethnic dining. We live wild like that.
Sounds frightening!
My standard joke after I moved to Chicago from Central IL was, "I've only been killed twice so far and those were just misunderstandings."
One of the most beautiful cities in America! Would much rather walk around there to shop and eat and enjoy the city than attempt to do it in actual “hell holes” like Little Rock, Memphis, New Orleans, Tallahassee, or Mobile! You know places with far higher crime/murder rates than Chicago!
I still get perplexed that y'all call those lakes beaches.
That sounds absolutely horrific 😜
So brave
I don’t know what city they’re describing when they talk about Portland. Def not the same city I live in.
It must have been terrifying 😁
Thank you for your courage
It's a wonder you survived to tell the tail.
Sounds dangerous
Thank you from the update from that Hellhole, your sacrifices are noted fellow Resistor. Noted severe lack of veggies. 😄😊👏👏👏👏👏👍
Thank god you're alive 😭
And the White Sox won 😉
We vacationed in your home town back in June. We enjoyed Second City, the White Sox, the Botanical Garden, the Art Institute, a riverboat tour, shopping on the Magnificent Mile, and delicious pizza. We felt perfectly safe, and we were impressed by how clean it was.
I 💙 Chicago!
What a hell hole, how do you stand it 😜
Brace yourself: help is on the way, whether you want it or not.
Sounds downright dystopian.
Sounds awful! 😱
You poor people
Because you were too afraid of car-jacking to take your full-sized pickup?
🤣🤣 My kid wanted to take the train, but this market is too close for that.
Stay strong.
Yesterday we went to a dangerous place in Chicago called 'Shedd Aquarium'. Look at the awful residents we ran into....
That one earned you a follow and a spot in my Starter Pack! 👍🏻 go.bsky.app/4Y7YPak
Hey, thanks for the add! I noticed that you dont have @thetriibe.com or @unraveledpress.com Both are grest Chicago-centric independent media organizations.
Followed both and added them to the pack!👍🏻
Sounds horrifying! 😁
I walk through my Mpls neighborhood, shop open-air markets from sellers speaking w/local & world-wide accents. I get to practice Portuguese, talk about weather w/people from Tibet, Thailand, Poland, Ukraine, Vietnam, Columbia, Syria, S. Africa (those I can remember). It's a bazaar of cultures & good
What a dastardly time to be alive in Chicago! Hope you overcome the trauma soon.
It has been a gorgeous day in Chicago.
Oh my God...that must have been traumatising. Thought and Prayers.
My Gawd the depravity of your urban lifestyle shakes me to my very core! I’ll bet everything at the farmers market was local too!!
Scared the whole time?
Sounds horrible. Were you sc
It’s a great day here . Too bad the pricks are going to try and fuck up our beautiful fall . See you tomorrow on the streets .
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Anyone committing felony chalking-hearts-and-flowers-or-hopscotch-on-sidewalk? Or littering?
You're mistaking the anti-chalk-regime of Orlando! Chicago has no constraints on public chalking!