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Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine.bsky.social

they’re so close

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sep 2, 2025, 11:30 am • 3,852 847

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irredeemablebunny.bsky.social @irredeemablebunny.bsky.social

Oh gee, hope they don't look into the US government!

sep 2, 2025, 7:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Professor Xtra @depresseddeveloper.bsky.social

Could the CEOs be lying to us? No, the little angels would never do that.

sep 2, 2025, 6:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Don't Negotiate With Insurrectionists @wonderdogabides.bsky.social

Hey ChatGPT, what is an economic bubble?

sep 2, 2025, 5:26 pm • 2 1 • view
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Isa Ochotona 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @pebbledrift.bsky.social

i bet they asked chatgpt and chatgpt assured them it was a wise investment

sep 2, 2025, 1:21 pm • 24 0 • view
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Swedish Himbo @swedishhimbo.bsky.social

ChatGPT recommends that the best place to buy children’s clothes near me is an auto parts store. People who use LLMs as search engines are a special breed.

sep 2, 2025, 3:59 pm • 24 0 • view
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jace cavacini @dysamoria.com

Unless they’re terminally online or specifically interested in this tech, most people don’t know an LLM is any different from a search engine (and don’t know how those work either). There’s a massive gap in factual awareness about LLMs. People think what is marketed to them. We must inform them!

sep 3, 2025, 6:32 am • 1 0 • view
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social

“Surely seven people wouldn’t all be dumb, would they?”

sep 2, 2025, 1:05 pm • 253 2 • view
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OLED @chekovsgunman.bsky.social

Seven people all in the same group chat, they must be sharing all their brilliant ideas together

sep 2, 2025, 2:26 pm • 141 2 • view
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JTDC @jtdc.bsky.social

Who all can press a button and someone will do literally anything they want them to at a moment's notice, surely they have realistic understandings of the world at large!

sep 3, 2025, 1:14 am • 21 0 • view
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Birdie, Beautiful? @srslymagenta.bsky.social

Just asking Grok over and over, "is this a good idea? This is a good idea, right?" And it says no, so they release a new version that says Yes, Absolutely

sep 3, 2025, 2:23 am • 14 0 • view
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social

Reminds me of VR Gaming. Tech entirely defined by what it isn't is always going to have issues.

sep 2, 2025, 4:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rock Mountain @smeent.bsky.social

It would only require those CEOs to like power

sep 3, 2025, 3:56 am • 1 0 • view
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Alice @will548.bsky.social

When the music stops, in terms of liquidity, things will be complicated. But as long as the music is playing, you’ve got to get up and dance. We’re still dancing.” Charles "Chuck" Prince, Citigroup July 2007.

sep 2, 2025, 11:39 pm • 5 1 • view
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Eccles Crisp @watersedge.bsky.social

Mulling use of word implying « intelligence » in AI. Seems it’s a marketing term suggesting smarts when actually it’s machine/based Auto-Flattery.

sep 2, 2025, 2:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Swedish Himbo @swedishhimbo.bsky.social

We taught a computer to talk like middle management and made the mistake of thinking that made it intelligent instead of realizing that middle managers aren’t.

sep 2, 2025, 4:02 pm • 6 0 • view
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Eccles Crisp @watersedge.bsky.social

😂

sep 2, 2025, 4:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stephen Cox @stephencoxauthor.bsky.social

Looks at the dot com bubble. Looks at the mortgage bond crisis. Looks at the Tulip Bulb Frenzy and the South Sea Bubble.

sep 2, 2025, 2:28 pm • 10 0 • view
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John Doe 🍁 @fidelityalt.bsky.social

It's insane to me how quickly everyone forgot about the billions and billions of dollars Zuck wasted on the metaverse These guys *constantly* waste 10+ digits on obviously dumb things

sep 3, 2025, 11:29 am • 1 0 • view
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qoop @qoop.ca

if AI isn't all it's cracked up to be, that would mean tech billionaires are just rich idiots! so, uh… surely it'll turn around… right, guys?

sep 2, 2025, 3:24 pm • 12 1 • view
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Dan Mitchell @danmitchell.bsky.social

But where did this appear?

sep 2, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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phoenix @amici.asterscafeandbakery.com

www.axios.com/2025/09/02/a...

sep 2, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan Mitchell @danmitchell.bsky.social

Thanks! Not surprising. I honestly think narcissism is behind this weird phenomenon of refusing to cite. They think we’re all living inside their heads with them and if not, they can’t be bothered to paste in a link or just write “fucking Axios” or something.

sep 2, 2025, 9:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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phoenix @amici.asterscafeandbakery.com

It could be. More likely it's just engagement bait. The rest of the article doesn't matter to OP, just the snippet and getting mad it it.

sep 2, 2025, 9:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Codex Occultus @jwlewington.bsky.social

"Could the same CEOs who were wrong about VR and NFTs be wrong about AI? Of course not! That would be silly." -a disturbing number of people apparently.

sep 3, 2025, 3:20 am • 10 1 • view
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counterpunkt.bsky.social @counterpunkt.bsky.social

There’s never been massive capital investment delusions before! Tulips, what are those?

sep 2, 2025, 12:58 pm • 94 1 • view
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dirgesinthedark.bsky.social @dirgesinthedark.bsky.social

The housing market can only ever go up!

sep 2, 2025, 1:11 pm • 10 0 • view
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John Brophy @jk001-ie.bsky.social

We'll see who's laughing when I cash in all my NFTs!

sep 2, 2025, 3:36 pm • 6 0 • view
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Cathulhu (Cathy Lou if you work at Starbucks) @frankexchange.bsky.social

Dot-coms? Never heard of it!

sep 2, 2025, 1:07 pm • 60 1 • view
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zodayn.bsky.social @zodayn.bsky.social

Mortgages? Everyone needs a bigger house right?

sep 2, 2025, 10:35 pm • 11 0 • view
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the.4th.estate @the-4th-estate.bsky.social

their hubris will be our liberation

sep 3, 2025, 9:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Jeff Besitos💕 @jeff-besitos.bsky.social

How could 7 men in the same group chat be wrong about something?

sep 3, 2025, 8:20 am • 3 0 • view
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Still getting away with it @kevinharvey.bsky.social

The AI's New Clothes: made from the invisible threads of other people's copyright work

sep 2, 2025, 3:27 pm • 14 3 • view
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Negative Creep @calexander.bsky.social

When you want to quote tweet with a joke but it would be like putting a hat on a hat.

sep 3, 2025, 1:33 am • 3 0 • view
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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social

seven dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"

sep 3, 2025, 1:17 am • 5 0 • view
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PVN2099 @pvn2099.bsky.social

Wow! SEVEN WHOLE PEOPLE sharing a collective delusion? Unthinkable!

sep 2, 2025, 2:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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J O'B. @jobrien.bsky.social

The cover of the album “50,000,000 Elvis Fans Can’t Be Wrong,” sloppily updated to say “7 CEOs can’t be wrong”
sep 3, 2025, 12:00 am • 7 2 • view
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Føø 🥋 @dummkopf.me

Not my original: "We're that close...." "We just need 20,000,000,000 more"

sep 2, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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philosapphic 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 @philosapphic.bsky.social

What's more likely? AI just sucks, or seven billionaires are fucking stupid? 🙈

sep 2, 2025, 2:42 pm • 11 0 • view
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Friendly Neighborhood Murdercat @shanzival.bsky.social

sep 3, 2025, 8:58 am • 0 0 • view
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cumrade poptart @poptart2nd.bsky.social

The only company whose ceo I'm convinced isn't delusional about their core product is Costco

sep 2, 2025, 1:43 pm • 71 2 • view
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Prince Raglan 👑🗡️ ENG VTUBER 🔞 @princeraglan.bsky.social

Ben and Jerry, question mark

sep 3, 2025, 2:31 am • 1 0 • view
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social

Arizona ice tea as well

sep 2, 2025, 9:49 pm • 15 0 • view
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Jim @jimc5.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 2:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tiffany-GreenEyes @tiffany-greeneyes.bsky.social

Soooooooo close.

sep 2, 2025, 6:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com

It’s not like there are innumerable historical precedents and economic analyses of such a thing

sep 2, 2025, 1:22 pm • 49 0 • view
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Jonathan @jomo1337.bsky.social

Yeah no. Everyday people are not the audience. Business is. People will never make as many individual uses of the “AI” as business does. People are tertiary users

sep 3, 2025, 1:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social

surely the Captains of Industry would never follow the hype cycle

sep 2, 2025, 8:16 pm • 6 0 • view
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The Irresolute Desk @irresolutedesk.bsky.social

7 Dwarfs Agree: Mining is Fun

sep 2, 2025, 3:57 pm • 6 0 • view
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Public Yelling Enthusiast; Lustration Encourager @delicious-carbs.bsky.social

**EVERY** CEO of America’s seven biggest companies huh Soooo… *every* *single* *one* of… seven people? Who are without a doubt all part of the same group chats? And continuously engaged in following each other and competing for each other’s approval?

sep 3, 2025, 3:52 am • 4 0 • view
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American Facts Yakuza @tplus.games

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sep 2, 2025, 3:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ben Wurgaft @benwurgaft.bsky.social

What if… people made money on company valuations rather than on the usefulness of the technologies they build? imagine how bad that would be…

sep 2, 2025, 12:10 pm • 301 13 • view
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Russell Borogove @borogove.bsky.social

ding ding ding ding ding

sep 3, 2025, 1:43 am • 7 0 • view
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James in Brooklyn @jamesinbrooklyn.bsky.social

Great news guys - if ur better at allocating risk-weighted capital, there’s a thing called the derivatives market and you can short sell all of them

sep 3, 2025, 10:34 am • 0 0 • view
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POTUS Speedrun Record Holder @theradiostar.bsky.social

also, all these massive tech companies remain valued as growth stocks, despite being the biggest companies on Earth. Facebook missed US user growth targets and lost $250 billion in a week. they NEED the dream of AI for investors, to justify their valuations, whether they believe it or not

sep 3, 2025, 12:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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POTUS Speedrun Record Holder @theradiostar.bsky.social

like, the metaverse, NFTs, etc… the guys in charge likely know each successive fad is garbage, but they have to hype them because hype is what their valuations are based on. if the illusion of limitless growth drops away, they die

sep 3, 2025, 12:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike Lewinski @wildernessvagabonds.com

Historians are going to call them the Malignant Seven

sep 2, 2025, 3:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Wrycke @wrycke.bsky.social

"How could the people in charge all be wrong about everything at the same time" no, I will not be discussing the Iraq war or 2008 at this time

sep 2, 2025, 2:53 pm • 35 0 • view
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crobi @crobi.bsky.social

It's like watching that friend who keeps dating horrible people, unable to consider red flags.

sep 3, 2025, 11:22 am • 0 0 • view
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rabbit fripp 🐇 @rabbitfripp.bsky.social

@alt-text.bsky.social

sep 3, 2025, 2:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Get Alt Text @alt-text.bsky.social

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We're clear-eyed: Every AI company and investor has massive incentive to hype the most glorious AI case. So the technology might never live up to its promise. • But this would require every CEO of America's seven biggest companies to be collectively delusional about where they're spending trillions in combined capital.
sep 3, 2025, 2:52 am • 0 0 • view
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jaffisam.bsky.social @jaffisam.bsky.social

Those guys were pretty delusional about the supposed benefits of off-shoring, raider buyouts, and stock awards to top executives.

sep 2, 2025, 10:42 pm • 3 1 • view
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Alfalphamale @alfalphamale.bsky.social

I read an article today that said ChatGPT was hiring people to make the responses more human-like and less disorganized

sep 2, 2025, 3:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bix F. @bixfrankonis.bsky.social

@alt-text.bsky.social

sep 2, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Get Alt Text @alt-text.bsky.social

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We're clear-eyed: Every AI company and investor has massive incentive to hype the most glorious AI case. So the technology might never live up to its promise. • But this would require every CEO of America's seven biggest companies to be collectively delusional about where they're spending trillions in combined capital.
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Jon @jontafkasi.bsky.social

And a ridiculous number of politicians have jumped on the bandwagon too. It *really* does make you start to question the intellectual capabilities of these people.

sep 3, 2025, 6:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social

credence granted!

simpsons screenshot: parole board. caption
sep 2, 2025, 3:00 pm • 50 0 • view
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social

It would require seven billionaires to be delusional about something they’ve sunk billions of dollars into? Huh whelp that can’t be it

sep 3, 2025, 12:59 am • 15 1 • view
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ventifact.bsky.social @ventifact.bsky.social

"Every CEO" and then actually they just mean a handful of people

sep 2, 2025, 6:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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insomniac @phillyinsomniac.bsky.social

one of many Simpsons quotes that permanently rewired my brain comes from the 1999 Treehouse of Horror and goes "oh honey, that can't be true. If it were, I'd be terrified!"

sep 3, 2025, 1:04 am • 9 0 • view
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BKM aka The Incomplete Orchestra @theincompleteorch.bsky.social

Surely these rich men couldn't be wrong about something. Rich people are famous for being right about things. God the sarcasm is making my face muscles twitch.

sep 3, 2025, 2:26 am • 3 0 • view
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Pavlov's Hog @eckzhall.bsky.social

Big if true!

sep 3, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Zoyya @helashandproductions.com

can you link the source for this please? it's incredible stuff.

sep 2, 2025, 2:39 pm • 5 0 • view
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phoenix @amici.asterscafeandbakery.com

www.axios.com/2025/09/02/a...

sep 2, 2025, 8:50 pm • 6 0 • view
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Zoyya @helashandproductions.com

actually that quote above does not appear to be in this article? even 4 "go deepers" in?

sep 2, 2025, 8:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine.bsky.social

it was in the morning email version

sep 2, 2025, 8:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Zoyya @helashandproductions.com

thanks!

sep 2, 2025, 8:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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phoenix @amici.asterscafeandbakery.com

Weird. It was there when I replied, and it's in the archive. archive.is/4dSyZ

A screenshot of the article when the quote highlighted.
sep 2, 2025, 9:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Zoyya @helashandproductions.com

ah there it is, thanks

sep 2, 2025, 9:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zoyya @helashandproductions.com

that's the worst title i've ever seen for an article. thank you!

sep 2, 2025, 8:51 pm • 7 0 • view
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Rigel @rigelr.bsky.social

It's not easy for a dumbass to become a billionaire, but it's REAL easy for a billionaire to become a dumbass.

sep 2, 2025, 5:01 pm • 18 2 • view
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social

I mean it is it's just generally having absolutely no morals and a willingness to shaft everyone else to get ahead

sep 2, 2025, 9:54 pm • 5 0 • view
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jace cavacini @dysamoria.com

People also usually need to start with some kind of wealth and/or lots of connections & luck. Plenty of dishonest assholes out there that don’t get ahead otherwise… and they line up to suck the asses of the ones at the top.

sep 3, 2025, 6:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms @megsk8z.bsky.social

Since the AI on my phone couldn't spell "solar" yesterday, I don't have much hope for answers to bigger questions. And I had to force the damn stuff to agree that living in one state while representing another is "morally wrong." Garbage in, garbage out.

sep 2, 2025, 1:58 pm • 13 0 • view
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Mike S @catguymike.bsky.social

Sounds like Flubberville, who lives in Florida, but got elected in Alabackwards 🤦‍♂️

sep 3, 2025, 1:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Jim McNulty @jim.mcnulty.site

Yoi!!! They just gotta change that "but" to "and" and they will have a solid grasp of reality

sep 2, 2025, 2:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social

What if all the heads of big American banks were selling things literally called “liar” loans in the early 2000s. Mass delusion by industry leaders??? It could never happen

sep 3, 2025, 1:01 am • 10 0 • view
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Will 🦈 // life is a rodeo and im the clown @ushijiminy.bsky.social

I was on a quarterly meeting run by our executives and they were hyping up Ai and one specifically said “I haven’t seen people this excited about a technology since the dot com boom”.

sep 3, 2025, 2:48 am • 2 0 • view
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Lawliest Librarian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social

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dadude @ukwebfan.bsky.social

Six are buying from the one so who's the delusioned?

sep 2, 2025, 2:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cocothecat @cocothecat.bsky.social

AI will be the biggest bubble of big bubbles.

sep 3, 2025, 1:25 am • 4 0 • view
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Catbus @hayao.lol

lmaoo

sep 2, 2025, 12:58 pm • 40 0 • view
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Tim™️ @dadsof3.bsky.social

See: crypto…

sep 3, 2025, 12:36 am • 5 0 • view
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social

"but that would require apes to be worth nothing no matter how many slurp juices you used"

sep 2, 2025, 1:00 pm • 165 4 • view
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Hugh Rant @hughrant.bsky.social

A small group of industry 'leaders' exposing their company and investors money to absurd levels of risk? Luckily, the dot com bubble and 2008 financial crisis have already proven this could never happen.

sep 2, 2025, 8:36 pm • 3 1 • view
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Paul J. Dauenhauer @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social

🔥

sep 2, 2025, 6:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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WildlyManifest 埜為 @wildlymanifest.bsky.social

Yes. If everyone else is doing it, then they cannot risk not following, even if they dont believe the hype.

sep 2, 2025, 1:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social

The emperor could never be naked! Let us applaud his fine invisible clothes

sep 2, 2025, 1:51 pm • 7 0 • view
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trade winds @lucyksy.bsky.social

You can "invest" the money and still make money from it. That is the grift.

sep 2, 2025, 4:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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jowilko.bsky.social @jowilko.bsky.social

I’ve never felt more invested in the failure of new tech than I do in AI in the hands of the oligarchs

sep 3, 2025, 6:56 am • 3 0 • view
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Grrrz @grrrz.bsky.social

"but this would require every bakery to bake bread"

sep 2, 2025, 1:01 pm • 47 0 • view
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Vibes only @brazuca.bsky.social

Vibes

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sep 2, 2025, 4:16 pm • 30 0 • view
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Karey Crain @karey.bsky.social

Considering that AI use is leading to delusion and psychosis, I would say that is a distinct possibility

sep 2, 2025, 2:43 pm • 9 0 • view
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realhackhistory.org @bsky.realhackhistory.org

Nobody learned anything from NFTs, blockchain or the metaverse, rich people can be completely deranged too.

sep 2, 2025, 2:58 pm • 15 2 • view
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kda @kdacar.com

No,I think they learned exactly how to turn hype into money and then take their money out before hyping the next thing.

sep 3, 2025, 4:42 am • 2 0 • view
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realhackhistory.org @bsky.realhackhistory.org

Which will be quantum computing or another run at AR.

sep 3, 2025, 7:44 am • 0 0 • view
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dixego @dixego.bsky.social

writing around these spaces prerequires the author to ignore the things these CEOs say and do in order to avoid the obvious conclusion that they're really, really stupid.

sep 2, 2025, 3:32 pm • 6 0 • view