i saw this one of him today. Mouth hanging open and looks like he doesn't even know where he is. And if his neck gets any wider gonna swallow that big head of his.

Please, giant bug! Fly in there!

At first, I thought the handshake on the red carpet he rolled out for Putin might have been poisonous, due to the rotting flesh on his hand. But it's merely a physical manifestation of a spiritual reality. Come on, Grim Reaper!

Are we sure it's today and not one of the other 50 days he has played golf this year?

can't this be sent to someone who'll forward it on X it'll drive him nuts