Sending a video to RFK of me swallowing one of these whole

Ha, I got a Covid booster this week, and I plane on getting any vaccine offered! And I’m not pregnant, but might schedule an abortion!

eat it slowly over the coarse of a week to build an immunity. then you can eat as many as you want

Post it here. I wanna bear witness to the beginning of the Pop tart ice cream sandwich challenge!

Overheard

Be sure to stockpile them so you can enjoy the artificial colors for the rest of time!

They actually use natural colors 😭 they ruined my attempt to make a joke

😭😭😭

I need a review asap

I’ll have to get another box cause this one is empty already

They cannot be as good as Tillamook’s ice cream sandwiches. Those are heaven in fist sized glory

!!!!!!

Waffle cone with chocolate lining the inside so it doesn’t get soggy at all. The strawberry ice cream sandwich has chunks of strawberries in it, too.

That kind of answers my ultimate question then!

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Hot - I mean how informational!

🫡🫡🫡🫡

Please mark as NSFW.

Eating that would kill me but it might be a good death.

Last words: "I REGRET NOTHIIIIIiiiiiiing...."

You gotta wash it down with a Mountain Dew hard seltzer...and then you die.

And then immortality.

One way ticket to Valhalla!

Ok, just bought a box, opening one up, sliding it into the toaster, and… AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

It is a good day to die then.

I have but one death to give to my country and this is it.

Mitigate it with cod liver oil.

Don't do it He'll just send back a video of him eating a penguin or something

You could probably also sell copies on OF.

Way ahead of you

I wanna send him one of me going full Joey Chestnut on 70 of them

He'd promote them as the healthiest food ever. www.huffpost.com/entry/rfk-jr...

Make sure to tell him the wrapper is actually ALUMINUM to really freak him out.

his response will be of a running garbage disposal in a sink where a glass just got shattered. then he will go have lots of sex and write it all down. then he will go nibble on a dead bear in central park.

damn homie what that throat do

The ice cream sandwich goat

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is a worthy cause, so I will do it with you (someone just stab me with my epi pen after, im allergic to strawberries)

Do Strawberry Pop Tarts contain enough strawberries to cause a reaction?

I dont know, but I guess we'll find out soon 😎

I'm guessing any antigens are reduced to oblivion but 🤷 Happy hunting!

I mean it's hard to say no to this but yet the whole thing about Pop-Tarts is that it's the toasting that makes them so delicious so do these have the untoasted or the toasted taste?

I might even pull them apart, toast and then reassemble-once they've cooled of course.

😂

Now we're talkin'! 😁👍

I looked for reviews of them and found they are made from 'mini pop tarts', therefore they aren't the size of normal ice cream sandwiches. Just under $7 for 4. I will forego them.

Pretty sure RFK would put it in the toaster 😆

He’d boof it.

🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

😱😱Nooooo!😱😱 I must have one now 😉

Self abuse. I know it well. I see pain in my future. Maybe a few pounds I don't need. Actual video of me.

Big insulin right now.

Oh my god I NEED to try one of these. 😋

“This is ridiculous!” - me looking to see if my store carries these just to *try*

Write and ask for a coupon

😂🤣Just spit my coffee out😂🤣

4 pack. That’s a single serving size imho.

I don't eat ice cream or pop tarts very often, but I need this in my life and I can't explain why

will

you misspelled "am thrilled"

Oh, I mean, sure.

Oh my god…

If they make a cinnamon version it's over. #DiabeetusHereWeCome

I have both amazing and terrible news…..

STOP...this is real?! 😋😋

It is! Chocolate Fudge is also available

Oooo they're also doing pints of ice cream. Strawberry, BS cinnamon, and S'Mores

Bullshit Cinnamon doesn’t sound very appealing.

I can see an appeal in making a Smores Pop Tart ice cream sandwich. The only thing that is stopping me from trying any of them is this being a Walmart exclusive. I would totally try these, if I could. Thankful to have access other options for tasty treats, though.

They are also making pints for Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon, Frosted Strawberry and Frosted S'mores that won’t be exclusive to Walmart later this year! 🤞

I have been waiting my whole life for this and never even knew. It’s glorious

O NOES (If they come up with a frosted chocolate fudge one, I'm so dead...)

About that……

AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE!

Best I can tell, they seem to be exclusive to Walmart.

Eh. I'd rather not shop there (not much of a problem, really, because there aren't any close by), but if they were available somewhere else I'd be grabbing a box.

I’m in!

Ok, I could do this

My health insurance is going to drop me for this.

These companies are playing in everyone’s faces going from nasty to ultimate nasty smh

low key would try it

Just waiting for that one guy to put it in the toaster.

Take it apart, toast each pop tart. Reassemble. Perfection

that's called a "Baked Minnesota"

Me. I'm that one guy. Fast forward...I need a new toaster. And a new best friend who dared me.

Homer eating one of these pop tart ice cream sandwiches like a duck

This still counts as breakfast, right?

🤮🤮🤮

Regret?

i love ice cream sandwiches but this is just nasty

Disgusting 🤮

🤢

If you eat this sort of shit you surely deserve all you get?

Gag a maggot🤮 This is pretty awful looking, however I did see worse advertised on tv - a pop tart s’more🤢

Would

You need one of those wide slot toasters

Is this safe to eat or should we be reaching for the colorful mushrooms 🍄??

🤢

Kinda hard to get in the toaster 😆

Handing this to my banana lady so she can clean that pop tart off my ice cream

holy FUCK

Thank God it’s strawberry. I can’t abide strawberry.

This is a bad, bad thing 😆

And the best part is it’s only 3000 calories.

I can tell who arepretentious idiots on here by their throwup face emojis

Oh my God! I want

Brought to you by Wegovy…

OK, my A1C just shot up from 5.5 to 15.5, just looking at this! (A little diabetic humor.)

You’ll have to use the toaster oven. They hold up for shit with a conventional.

Ewwww 🤢

Well shit, now I don’t have any secret recipes.

Just in time for the rise in the cost of insulin.

Oh lord this boutta give me a worthy death and send me to Valhalla

Brown Sugar & Cinnimon available yet??

They do - www.tastingtable.com/1858677/pop-...

YES ! brb.

Wonder if I'm the only person to never eat a PopTart?

I genuinely don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this. I loved pop tarts as a kid but dislike ice cream lol. 17g added sugar for one sammich versus 31g sugar for one serving of pop tarts (two tarts), so... that's actually less than I thought. 🤔

Dammit! This will add 5 pounds....

this week

I'm here for a good time not a long time.

Do they make them in Brown Sugar Cinnamon

I'd try it...lol

great, i'll get diabetes AND teeth decay from it.

I have never eaten a Pop Tart but this does look tempting

@jjofbc.bsky.social I’m gettin these

How do they fit in the toaster?

New kink just dropped

Want

Okay but are they good

My butt got wider just looking at this.

Wouldn't they melt and fuck up the toaster? Asking for a friend.....;)

So glad I have one of those sear/air fry toaster ovens cuz no way would this fit in the toaster. #housefire

HOW COULD YOU??!!!

Ew?

Kellogg's Meeting: We need something to deal with the dangerously underweight American public.

And we wonder why life expectancy in the IS is decreasing?

Fuck…

🤮

Bad food made worse!

They've gone too far this time!!

yes

This is problematic for me because I like my pop tarts toasted. Can we get a pre-toasted ice cream version? Oh, and do they have chocolate?

I like mine toasted, too. I am not so sure about this for that reason.

Does it come with a coupon for insulin?

@jamellebouie.net 👀

...my type 2 diabetes hates you.

Oh no. Is this real? Fact check please. Lol

This explains why Americans are the least healthy of all the developed countries

We have so little joy right now. Please don’t harsh the tiny light here.

Would you really want to live long stuck in a country run by assholes who refuse to put a functioning healthcare system in place?

This video justifies universal single-payer healthcare in a new way. It is #8 in a series that uses a flowchart cartoon to show how economics can expand to include non-market organization. A new way of thinking is the necessary key to future successful social policy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-3C...

I’m so there for it.

thanks, now i'll know to keep an eye out in the grocery store

Oh dear....

Death in a box.

I feel nauseous.

Just saying the words makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit

Oooof I did not need to know this... Lol

Disgusting American Crap food.

*immediately puts this in toaster*

You really are an ice cream assassin. Sorry for ever doubting you.

👀

Holy crap! The person that came up with this deserves a medal! Ice cream sandwich with a pop tart...mad I tell you!

I would absolutely fuck one of those up like I was a pelican with a cod.

Couldn't have worded it better myself. 😂

🤣

Still drawing the image in my mind and processing it

😆

Perfection

OMG! One of my favorite old Twittery peeps! (I was curmudgeonly something or other)

Hiiiii!!

Please tell me they have blueberry !

Holy shit!?! Do the Russians know about this?!?

The brown sugar cinnamon version please. 🤎

Eh, no. I'm a toaster strudel gal. Try them!

Fresh hell! 😂

Interesting.

Why is my heart beating out of my chest just looking at these???

‘Murica!!

Diabetes in a box!

That’s too much 🤣

Yuck...

Can a picture give you diabetes?

WHERE

Aren't doctors sworn to do no harm? 2 minutes ago, I didn't know these existed. Now, I'mdefinitely going to become diabetic. My only hope, and that of my children, is that they don't taste as great as we have now all hyped them up to be.

😂🤣

would

Jerry, no!

we ARE the same person

I’m down to clown with both y’all.

It's a four pack, so if you need a fourth, I volunteer as tribute.

you're too easy, Jerry.

Let me know when you set up your registry youtu.be/XpvMDVHuOqw?...

Nope

Now kids can get fat AND unhealthy at twice the rate! Gotta keep those insulin manufacturers in business

😂

Want

Must have. Today.

This looks cursed and delicious at same time...

Do they have the brown sugar version?

😍

They do!!

Looks great, but almost 7 bucks for 4?

Oh, thank goodness there’s not a raspberry version (yet), because I really would want to try that one.

What took them so long to think of this?!

Joe Biden

That seems more like an Obama thing...

Yes, but he's also the only POTUS to ever have a 6 pack.

Probably pretty hard to get the texture right on the "pop tart" parts when it's frozen. Or they've existed for years with only few people noticing.

Released in May 2025!

Omg yum

buying immediately

Hubby said he would try it.

Breakfast of champions! 🙄

NGL would totally eat the whole box.

This is a joke, right?

Nope. Afraid not…

😱

Mine melted in the toaster. Bummer.

I'll eat one when I'm back in the USA and NEVER tell Australia what I've done. 😈

You work on addiction issues—what’s the therapy gonna be to fight these?

OMG my brother's going to have an out of body experience. 🤣

Somehow this makes perfect sense, and I'm surprised it took them this long to think of it.

Oh dear

No we wait for some hillbilly carney to try to deep fry that fucker for the county fair, get your clogged arteries and diabetes at one booth at the fair.

I love these ice cream sandwiches….. Hey, and by the way

HOW AM I ONLY NOW KNOWING THESE ARE A THING?!?!?!?😳🤯

I saw that crap advertised on TV, I thought, Eeeeeewwwww! That's not ensuring my fate of diabetes.

No.

I'll pay attention when they release the S'mores variant

omg oh no

Honestly, my only regret is knowing that we've been denied this joy for as long as we have lol

Ditto. 😂

I can hear Americans getting fatter.

great way to make a mess of a toaster!

we have strayed so far from god's light that we have entered the glow of the roman pantheon

A treat so delicious it can only be pagan

Idk man I’m getting manna-level vibes off this excellent snack pastry

NO!

Oh, no. These exist and are at my local store.

Well fuck.

I know. They forced me to add them to cart and are now texting me from my freezer.

I guess I have a promising future of being a sumo wrestler to look forward to.

THESE WOULD BE MY DOOM.

Good thing they're in MY cart, then 😆

Okay, this one is tempting.

That’ll show those pompous arteries!!!

Pop-Coronary-Heart-Disease. But YUM!

Just when I thought America was losing it's mojo, food scientists come along and make me feel patriotic again. 👊🇺🇸

I regret being informed

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Breakfast of champions

🤦‍♀️😵

Will the ice cream survive the Apocalypse like regular Pop Tarts will? 🤔

Only if it says "includes bioengineered ingredients" on the box. My sister has an ice cream sandwich from Kroger on a plate in the cupboard still going strong after 2 years. Zero mold.

Who says they would not be consumed by then?

NGL the Eggo blueberry ice cream sandwiches are a must have for my house these days.

That makes me think of the waffle ice cream sandwiches we used to get in the boardwalk when I was a kid. Except the waffles were hot. Man, those things were good.

Uh oh! I’m hiding this from my grandson. Oops Too late…!

People can't make their own?!

Ewww Did anyone try them? They don’t even look good on the outside of the box

Dammit

Just a bite of that would kill me from the sugar rush.

“I have no idea why America has an obesity epidemic.” 🤦‍♂️#Murica

Nobody ruins food as good as America. Nobody.

OH YUM...... I WANT ONE!!!!

This. Looks. Amazing.

You regret to inform me...that there's only 4 per box?

Gross

At least there are only 4 in the pack I polished off a 12 pack of those shitty store brand ice cream sandwiches in one sitting last night. The box never even made it to the freezer. I am shame and disgust incarnate.

Pop Tarts, my child self loved those, but my adult self's screams INDIGESTION.

I only eat those if they’re then battered and deep fried in seed oil

They smell like diabetes!

RFK Jr, you can take my pop tarts ice cream sandwich when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

If you're eating s*** like that he won't have to wait long

Issa joke

😨😰😱 These are divine - the ice cream flavours are so good #BuyCanadian ♥️🇨🇦♥️

It's Chapman's 'nuff said :)

All hail the chapmans!

Yummo How many calories. 3kazillion.

Some questions are better left unanswered

the unholy alliance

That doesn't look like it will fit in my toaster...

It was destined to happen

Diabeetus!

Now I got to go to the store damn it

Much better

Dammit. This is it. They've won.

A) I just died and went to heaven. B) Why the f*** didn't I think of that first?

Ugh

Cuz your sugar doesn't have enough ice cream in it

important q: are there other flavors

i see in the thread there are but what about: smore

I feel like I would try that once and then probably never again

surprised it took this long....

Bad time to be diabetic!!!!!!

This is why God made the freezer section and the frozen food aisle in stores

Ah, man, Simpsons predicted it.

Of course they did - @MikeJudge is a prophet!

Simpsons is Matt Groening.

(My bad! 🤪 I'm not the audience for cartoons 🤷‍♀️)

Do they have brown sugar ones???

Hahahahahahahaha they couldn’t think of anything else but had deadline with shareholders?