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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social

I would also feel terrible if I woke up as Laura Loomer

aug 20, 2025, 1:04 am • 277 21

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wildmurr.bsky.social @wildmurr.bsky.social

Just because you're paranoid and you think people are after you, doesn't mean they're not.😵‍💫

aug 20, 2025, 2:13 am • 0 0 • view
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CritterLife 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🐈‍⬛🇨🇦🇺🇦 @slewsky.bsky.social

She turned herself into a shit magnet. She could always change her face one more time.

aug 23, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Saberhagendaaz @saberhagendaaz.bsky.social

You should try seeing the world through her eyes, Ryan. And you can, if you hang around the right outpatient facility at the right time.

aug 20, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Luther Blissett @thelastangryangler.bsky.social

Poison your food?! We should be so lucky.

aug 21, 2025, 11:14 am • 0 0 • view
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thamky.bsky.social @thamky.bsky.social

Ms Loomer: Now you can understand the hurt your actions have caused innocent people who are powerless to right the wrongs, just like you are powerless right now looking over your shoulder.

aug 20, 2025, 6:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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kelrr.bsky.social @kelrr.bsky.social

Now she knows what it feels like to be those kids and the other people her NAZI ASS targets. WAAHHH BITCH!😫

aug 21, 2025, 4:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Diane @dianesf.bsky.social

Doesn't that SCREAM maybe I should look at myself and see why people hate me so much?

aug 21, 2025, 3:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social

The metamorphoomer

aug 20, 2025, 1:05 am • 9 0 • view
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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social

👹👹👹

aug 20, 2025, 1:08 am • 14 3 • view
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social

I unliked and reliked and re-reposted

aug 20, 2025, 1:09 am • 9 0 • view
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Xtine Irandokht Milrod, PhD @xtinemilrod.bsky.social

Regrettably, she's had too much bad plastic surgery to go into the witness protection program 🙃

aug 20, 2025, 2:35 am • 1 0 • view
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en0k.bsky.social @en0k.bsky.social

aug 22, 2025, 9:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Del Evenz @delevenz.bsky.social

Telling on yourself for being a piece of shit is these people's bread n' butter.

aug 20, 2025, 3:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Sooz Bee @soozbee.bsky.social

I know one quick easy way she could make the death threats go away forever.

aug 20, 2025, 1:13 am • 1 0 • view
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jinichols.bsky.social @jinichols.bsky.social

Imagine how undocumented people feel.

aug 20, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view
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julesp1.bsky.social @julesp1.bsky.social

We can’t elect a white woman or a brown woman but we can be harassed by this bitch on a daily basis

aug 20, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Iain Butterworth @iainbutterworth.bsky.social

I wonder what her first thoughts and emotions are (assuming she has any) when she sees her ‘face’ in the mirror for the first time each day.

aug 20, 2025, 2:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Dana ❤️‍🔥 @s3cr3tgardens.bsky.social

She should just stick to her dog food.

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aug 20, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social

If you get freaky fridayed into someone, then you take ricin, then you swap back, is it murder or suicide?

aug 20, 2025, 1:09 am • 4 0 • view
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Naughtykyuubi69 @naughtykyuubi69.bsky.social

lil bit of A, lil bit of B. Still messy all around though.

aug 20, 2025, 2:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Luca Salami, Machinist at Law. @lucasalami.bsky.social

See atleast the first nazis had to fight shit load of amphetamine mania on the way to going mad, kids these days are weak.

aug 20, 2025, 1:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Guitar Harry @guitarharry.bsky.social

Whatever, Loomer. Karma's a real b*tch.

aug 20, 2025, 2:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gay Horror Geek in CT @gayhorrorgeekct.bsky.social

Makes Gregor Samsa‘s fate look pleasant by comparison.

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aug 20, 2025, 1:06 am • 20 1 • view
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Donkey Haux T. @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social

Wasn’t this exactly the plot of Metamorphosis?

aug 20, 2025, 1:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Gay Horror Geek in CT @gayhorrorgeekct.bsky.social

aug 20, 2025, 1:44 am • 1 0 • view
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𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social

I was literally going to post this exact image. Not just Gregor Samsa, not just this exact drawing of Gregor Samsa, but this particular edit where he's saying "girl, not this". Followed.

aug 20, 2025, 6:55 am • 2 0 • view
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👽Anaphasic Stannislaw👽 @stannislaw.bsky.social

"Better a Roach than a Fascist" Porco Kafka

aug 20, 2025, 1:09 am • 7 1 • view
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Gay Horror Geek in CT @gayhorrorgeekct.bsky.social

Porco Roacho.

aug 20, 2025, 1:14 am • 5 0 • view
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Naughtykyuubi69 @naughtykyuubi69.bsky.social

NGL I laughed my ass off!

aug 20, 2025, 2:08 am • 1 0 • view
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👽Anaphasic Stannislaw👽 @stannislaw.bsky.social

Much better 👍

aug 20, 2025, 1:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Eryn Wyld @erynwyld.bsky.social

She should be locked up somewhere for her own safety.

aug 20, 2025, 9:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chloe @wat3rm370n.bsky.social

Holy shit it's covid lady, you're getting covid when you travel, nobody's poisoning you it's covid.

aug 20, 2025, 3:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Billie Etchison @sybilte420.bsky.social

Sounds like she's dreaming of life in Moscow

aug 20, 2025, 3:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Rokhl @rokhl.bsky.social

Starting to believe the body really does keep the score

aug 20, 2025, 2:33 am • 0 0 • view
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The Matador! The Matador! @vs-phd.bsky.social

Solid post. Top notch.

aug 20, 2025, 2:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Carolirene @carolirene75.bsky.social

Dear Laura: Honey, hatred is like a boomerang. If you throw that out there, it comes back on you.

aug 20, 2025, 1:14 am • 4 1 • view
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Naughtykyuubi69 @naughtykyuubi69.bsky.social

it's also like a corrosive acid that eats away at the container it is in.

aug 20, 2025, 2:10 am • 1 0 • view
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sinnick @sinnick.bsky.social

based on appearance i would have guessed some sort of shell fish allergy but poison could fit too

aug 20, 2025, 1:14 am • 2 0 • view
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bpattonpac.bsky.social @bpattonpac.bsky.social

I listened to #NYT #TheDaily today that outlines Loomer's character and while I think she is negatively contributing to this horrible time in US history, I left thinking how sad the outcome of her life will be.

aug 22, 2025, 1:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Emily @emilyrose.bsky.social

Live your life in such a way that doesn’t happen.

aug 20, 2025, 2:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Martin Quinn @martyq01.bsky.social

Maybe Kristi Noem is looking for a roommate.

aug 20, 2025, 1:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brandon Miz @branmiz25.bsky.social

Just imagining her feeling nauseated and going “I just know these liberals done did this to me!” *takes sip of raw milk* *gets sneezed on by measles kids, sans MMR* *eats produce that has not been checked for safety* *goes back for seconds on raw, now warm, milk*

aug 20, 2025, 2:05 am • 2 0 • view
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social

I’d be nauseated if I looked in the mirror and saw her face

aug 20, 2025, 3:56 am • 1 0 • view
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Brandon Miz @branmiz25.bsky.social

Hahaha

aug 20, 2025, 3:58 am • 1 0 • view