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MF MD @mochalives.medsky.social

Now we are going to have patients telling us that they have mitochondriaisis or asking for a detox to help their exhausted mitochondria. May as well go back to bloodletting and the 4 humors at this point.

aug 28, 2025, 5:53 am • 11 0

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Luci-Lu @obdami.bsky.social

Coffee enemas is the answer

aug 28, 2025, 9:22 am • 1 0 • view
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orphanannie1958.bsky.social @orphanannie1958.bsky.social

I vote “leeches”.

aug 28, 2025, 12:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Just Jo @imj0.bsky.social

I worked in a hospital that used leeches. They had a jar of them swimming around.

aug 28, 2025, 6:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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MF MD @mochalives.medsky.social

Well, to be fair leeches do have some good properties when applying to hematomas or even swollen joints.

aug 28, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view