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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social

You are kinder than me.I had my boy's started on my musical catalog from lullabies and had them in guitar & piano lessons by 3rd grade..Fortunately, they love/d it-would never have forced them (and have turned me on to some music). Few things better than when they're home jamming together for hours.

aug 31, 2025, 7:07 pm • 2 0

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David Sheridan @davidsheridan.bsky.social

She did have her liberal arts student Joy Division/Smiths era, and in school she played clarinet, from 4th grade to senior year of college. I told her she could use my bassoon if she wanted to try another instrument, but wasn’t interested. Bought her a ukulele and it’s still in our house.

aug 31, 2025, 7:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social

You shld pick it up & start strumming. My boys both play Uke- they formed duo for school open mic's called "Uke Til U Puke" Far prefer the acoustic & keys-though my youngest is also very hot for his Stratocaster-but breaking out the uke's sometimes is easy & a nice change up. I play keys-but poorly.

aug 31, 2025, 7:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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David Sheridan @davidsheridan.bsky.social

I play keyboards and woodwinds, been spending most of my time lately playing sax and composing (BA in Music Comp). I suck at string instruments because I only know how to play right handed instruments left handed, in other words, upside down and backwards.

aug 31, 2025, 8:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

We currently have 4 dogs and 2 cats, I've toyed with a harmonica and a banjo, and they were... NOT very appreciative of my efforts.

aug 31, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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David Sheridan @davidsheridan.bsky.social

This is Pepper, she loves when I play piano and sometimes joins me to create pieces for 6 hands 🤣 When I play sax she’s interested but she can’t play it, so she prefers the piano.

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aug 31, 2025, 8:07 pm • 5 0 • view
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((((( Zero ))))) 🏳️‍🌈 @djmisterzero.bsky.social

omg such a cutie!

aug 31, 2025, 8:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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David Sheridan @davidsheridan.bsky.social

She is a pretty girl. And her brother Mookie is a handsome little boy.

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aug 31, 2025, 8:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social

A stunner!

aug 31, 2025, 8:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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David Sheridan @davidsheridan.bsky.social

And he’s as silly as he is cute.

aug 31, 2025, 8:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social

you are making me miss cats....cats are so cool, they don't get enough cool points.

aug 31, 2025, 9:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

This is Buddy and Maddie. Buddy (grey) is Maddie's cat, we always get pets for our pets. I've since replaced the blanket with a bed. 😁

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aug 31, 2025, 9:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social

Pepper is far less salty than #MetsSky today. She's a peach!

aug 31, 2025, 8:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Susan @game6metsfan.bsky.social

She looks exactly like my old cat Mookie! So cute!

aug 31, 2025, 8:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

Both cats whine, 2 dogs sing and 1 tries to "help". The 4th is a chihuahua/dachshund mix, so we all stay out of his way.

aug 31, 2025, 8:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social

Chihuahua/dachshund mix singing - staying out of the way..sounds like a wise choice. My sister and brother-in-law have a fur baby family and their house can sometimes sound like an elementary school band practice.

aug 31, 2025, 8:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

The songs of their people shall not be denied.

aug 31, 2025, 8:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social

HA! 4 dogs and two cats- how awesome. I grew up in a menagerie like that and have had dogs all my adult life -I think my kids miss them more than me!

aug 31, 2025, 8:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

That does sound great! Neither my wife nor I wanted kids, we're both the eldest of large families, and I'm pretty sure that may have had something to do with why. As for music, I wanted to play the bass, my parents insisted on piano and I never practiced. I'm much better at listening than playing

aug 31, 2025, 7:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social

I was always so jealous of ppl that played the guitar growing up b/c they'd just carry one on their back everywhere & be able to gather a crowd in the park, at the airport, etc...and bring some happiness - that I vowed to myself that I would have kids that would be those guitar kids. #Manifesting.

aug 31, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

One of my younger brothers has always played and is still at it. Never had kids, but all my brothers loved the Dead, Clapton, Blues, etc etc. He'd quit a dozen times, mom drove him batshit. I kept feeding him good music, and not to be crass, but I always told him the guitar would get him laid. 😱🤣💪

aug 31, 2025, 8:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Despondent Mets Fan @heidimswheidi.bsky.social

Death, taxes, and Wile E. telling us bits and pieces of music-related "getting laid" stories. 😜

aug 31, 2025, 8:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social

another Heidi tweet I wish I wrote....

aug 31, 2025, 8:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social

* and while I don't want to think about my son's sex lives- I hope their musical stylings have brought them stories to tell their friends ( and Wile E ), just not me

aug 31, 2025, 8:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

In my defense, especially in college, has there ever been a better pick-up line than "do you want to smoke some weed and listen to some tunes"? 😱🤣😱🤣😱🤣😱🤣

aug 31, 2025, 8:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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David Sheridan @davidsheridan.bsky.social

Apparently there were better ones, because that usually resulted in friend zone stuff for me 🤪

aug 31, 2025, 8:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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FrancineNewYorkForever🏒🏀⚾️ @sportlover.bsky.social

I was asked to come up and listen to some music. Weed was not offered. College guys were weird back then. And so inept😁

aug 31, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Despondent Mets Fan @heidimswheidi.bsky.social

Hahaha! That was a wayyyy overused line, but congrats if it worked for you! 😉🎉🙌

aug 31, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

Truthfully, it usually didn't. 😱 I can think of worse... If you were a booger, I’d pick you first. Or on the science route... Are you a quark? Because I’ve been charmed, and now I’m unstable.

aug 31, 2025, 8:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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Despondent Mets Fan @heidimswheidi.bsky.social

😳

aug 31, 2025, 8:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social

Wile -10th grade called, they want you back in homeroom on Tuesday. 😂

aug 31, 2025, 8:52 pm • 3 0 • view
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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

As long as you can fake it, you never really need to grow up. 🤣

aug 31, 2025, 8:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social

As someone that still eats Captain Crunch for dinner, I concur.

aug 31, 2025, 8:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social

Are u telling us the origin story of meeting ur wife???? * and speaking from the female perspective- for me at least - Play tunes > Listen to tunes...but clearly your catalog was sublime enough that worked for you w/o strumming involved 🤣

aug 31, 2025, 8:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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Despondent Mets Fan @heidimswheidi.bsky.social

Please know that if you ask him questions like this, you are responsible for the resulting answers. 😆 Don't say I didn't warn you! 😂

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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

😁

aug 31, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

HA! We met on Match and chatted and talked a lot before meeting. When I moved out of the city I tried to act like a grown up. Tried... Home Giants game the day after our 1st date, we were both going to be there. friends and I had a generational tailgate that we inherited from our fathers. 1/

aug 31, 2025, 8:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

Friends/brothers thought I was crazy but my attitude was, might as well let her see me in all my "glory" so I told her where me tailgate. I was VERY drunk and even higher at 10 am on a Sunday... She's a university professor with a PHD, you'd think she'd be smarter, but we've been married 17 years.

aug 31, 2025, 8:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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Despondent Mets Fan @heidimswheidi.bsky.social

I love this story!! 🥰

aug 31, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social

The more I'm getting to know you, the more I await your book....

aug 31, 2025, 8:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

That would probably be easier to write than the gritty hard science fiction space opera I tried to write.

aug 31, 2025, 8:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social

Just helping a brother out!

aug 31, 2025, 8:05 pm • 2 0 • view