I did.
Looking forward to Rick Wilson's reporting on the battle 🔥
Don’t be so modest…sure you did.
I did.
The DNC shouldn't be paying any attention to the fight between these two high school girls. Take advantage of the distraction and FIGHT, dammit!
I did.
❣️❣️❣️
Does it seem sus to anyone else that blocking trump from Twitter wasn't the first thing Elon did? Or ever did?
Elon didn't own Twitter at the time Trump was banned.
Yes I am aware. He does now. So why didn't he ban Trump when their fued began? Very out of character for Elon.
I think the yam ham was posting on truth social
And so it is written
good reason for them to have a fuel tank, too. Just for the spectacular finish!
(grammar error. Fixed.) Good. Let those two jack wagons have their little slap fight. While they're doing it, let's put Bernie Sanders in charge and start fixing this mess.
😆😆😆😆😆
Yep 👍🏻
😂👍
What is all this performance attempting to distract us all from?! Are they emptying the Treasury accounts and taking the gold from Fort Knox?!
I'm not yet convinced it IS a distraction. It would totally make sense, but this feels very personal and the stakes for both of them are quite high. If what we suspect of them can be proven, both are looking at significant prison time and being stripped of their wealth. We'll have to wait and see...
What exactly did Elon Musk do to help Trump win the 2024 election....? Enquiring minds want to know. Does it have anything to do with Starlink and voting machines??
🎶The Musk, the Musk, the Musk is on fire We don't need no water let the motherf*cker burn Burn motherf*cker burn Everybody here we go Ohh Ohh C'mon party people Throw your hands in the air Ohh Ohh C'mon party people Ohh Ohh Wave 'em like you don't care🎶
And now that song is playing on an endless loop in my brain. Thanks for that!
🤣 bsky.app/profile/bonk...
Oh but it was…
The pair was never a good match. This photo foretold what was to come.
This won't be pretty😉
I did
Oh boo hoo hoo
Also, instead of Congress being sacked, it looks like the WH is in for a run from Musk.
🤣
You don’t? Geez, that was the first thing I thought of when I saw it!
Officially dead over here. Zombie Product for the rest of the day...
Won't believe it till I see it.
Sure we did
Just another fucking shining object. Elon needs to restore his "good" guy image and Trump needs to show he's not that corrupt! A fake fight to distract us from all damage both are still doing and switch some public opinion! Never believe what criminals say! Pay attention to what they do!
True enough...but I still find this 'fight' amusing on an 'emotional' level (hope they Blow each other up!!)...but with my 'practical' side I'm sad and angry that our country has ended up like this!! WTFH😱🤬💩🔥🔥
open.substack.com/pub/muellers...
You're funny.
Girl's gotta have dreams.
I sure did.
I love this app!!! I’ve been laughing out loud for real for the last 10 minutes about this new drama!!!
Hell Up in Harlem
? 😜
It really was inevitable with two narcissistic egomaniacs. Personally, haven't laughed this hard in a while. 🐶😀
Yes, you did.
Well....
I have a hard time buying Trump & Musky are feuding. Is it a ruse? Is there some benefit to them for putting up this act?
It was !
This is the way.
What a mess, now on top of everything else the two most evil men on earth are fighting.
Somewhat. And waiting in the wings is the real evil of this debacle. Peter Thiel & the Heritage foundation. These 2 were just useful idiots to be discarded at the right time. That time is now. That's why he has Vance to takeover after they 25/47. Methinks that was the plan all along! 😕
Plan or no they need maga to pull off their stupid agenda and maga does not like Shady Vance. Thiel backed the wrong horse.
Can't disagree with that assessment.
Don't forget Putin and Yarvin! There are so many supervillains it's hard to track.
I wonder who'll star in the movie?
Here's a very fitting casting call. youtube.com/shorts/WpaUc...
William Dafoe would make an awesome Elon
Yep! It's all about the OLIGARCHY all over the world as They control AI.🌏🌎🌍 EVERYWHERE. BEWARE & AWARE to what's here & Most importantly what is to come. Cambridge Analytic is simply a drop in the Ocean by comparison💧. 🔥WATCH OUT💥 & That's why Musk collected ALL of "OUR" DATA, everyone's & HAS IT.😱
Yeah now Montgomery burns has everyone's data.
I support your point of view
& This SHIT has been happening since Ronald Reagan. & It's simply been so OBSCURE & Lately, we have been DISTRACTED with minutiae BS, That NOBODY noticed, & That's been their PLAN. But., Here we ARE with Trump & Musk & the Oligarchy Trying to control information & Everyone, EVERYWHERE, with it💥.
bonfire of the vanities 🤣🤣
Well... The BETTER(much) version would have been for the building 🔥burning also.🔥🔥🔥 just sayin. 💨🔥🔥🔥
Yep...🔥 bsky.app/profile/bonk...
No words. 💋
Ha, well said.
A #Trumpsterfire.
Donald J Trump and Elon Musk- where amorality meets immorality. It was a match made in heaven...or is it hell? And as the curtain begins to fall on this unholy alliance, let us not lose sight of the fact that the future of democracy is not served by who wins, BUT that they both lose.
Godzilla and Rodan!
😂 laughing 🤣
No offense but I’m certain that was in fact the full throated intent of said meme.
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OMG, that is so spot on right now! Too funny.
🤔I believe the current situation between the two Evils is a "Reality Show"! And it's distracting us from a dangerous situation happening now or is coming soon!🚨
Some of us can still enjoy the entertainment and still fight against all the wrongs at the same time. This much laughter really is the best medicine, and I'm gonna use this nonsense to fuel my fight tomorrow!
A dumpster fire it is!! The two trash brain's going at it.
Trumpster Fire, lol
Hahahahahahahahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s generally how prophecy works, you realize it after the easily overlooked prediction happens.
The Word of the Lord. Thanks be to God.
Headline: “Trashcan catches fire outside public toilet.”
Eat the rich... #FreeLuigi...
Took even less than a full six months, wowza! 😹🧟♂️🤦🏾♀️🔥
Hehehehe🙈
I did!
Oh I think many did.🤷🏽♂️
Oh it's definitely been foretold by the ancients ...way back in January, 2025. 😉 (Well, it sure feels like a long time ago...🤔)
Imploding 🍊🚀 in 3, 2, 1…
Perfect
#ETTD
I thought the same thing
Bahahahaha a Douche Panzer on fire at Trump Tower Vegas. It WAS a prophecy!😂😂😂
Oh, I think some did. The drama kings combined ergo itself projected a thermal event event.
So far you win the day. There have been some good ones, but this is it (until the next one).
There is a lot of that, these days.
There is a lot of that these days.
Prophecy comes in all forms by many different types of individuals.
it was the launch party
This is way more damaging
OH for God's sake. The House Bill gives Trump power over the court and you all keep talking about Musk.
This is spooky now, but surprised it lasted this long after Elons snotty kid told DT he wasn’t the real president after smearing his boogers over DT’s desk.
How could you not?
Over on truth social, the magats sound like kids who are upset their parents are fighting. 😂
Who’s going to get JD in the divorce?
🤣...good one👍
Musk has already claimed him in a tweet. Leon has the money to get the cabinet on board for article 25. The majority of the cabinet are so unqualified for their roles, it will be interesting to see if money trumps loyalty.
That is too funny. 🤣🤣🤣
I thought this was a @coldwarsteve.bsky.social post.
Brilliant. Well played.
Yep! Along with the black-eye at the White house !
We did
Oh it always was. It always was. Narcissists cannot play well together. And Elon's variety of Narcissism turns nasty when he gets bored. He likes to fight. He likes negative attention. It makes him feel superior when he uses his wealth and position to dominate others. This war will not end easy.
this is true, absolutely. Elon would shit down anyone’s neck just as an excuse to sit down for a few minutes—
It’s the reason I made it my profile photo on January 1. I saw it as an extremely prescient omen
I have HURT myself laughing at this.
👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What a great day. A beautiful day. One of the best days.
🌮 is like the first form of a Nintendo boss, laughable compared to the second form (the 🛋🥵) and the 'hurritage' foundation is the final and most ball breaking, coin slot slamming thing any fascist could ever dream of. It's not going to be an easy fight for life, liberty, or pursuit of happiness
I suspect Musk was a plant. He will make it easier for Vance, Thiel, Yarvin, Vought, and the lunatic religious, anti-abortion radicals to take over when they drive Trump out. Wake up, people. Don’t fall into a trap.
I suspect he’s one toke over the line
Plants fer brains here.
Looks biblical
Quite literally a dumpster fire!😂😂
Right?
😂
That’s almost like Breakfast at Tiffany’s compared to today.
The Lord works in mysterious ways!
Please... 🙏
Hmmmm... Never thought of it that way, but... 😉
Let’s make sure that when you talk about this current bitch fight you make sure that the masses know there was only one man responsible for musks reign.
Oh I did! Made me very strange.
As foretold by the oracle.
😂👍
Modern society I guess, reading the signs and portents is a lost art.😂
Something tells me this fire has just started. 😉
She's probably too old for him, but I hope he buys her out of spite.
No one wants to go where there was fungi anyway.😬
Not much though, I understand.
The rumor is he’s with Miller’s wife. That’s how he got a black eye. www.thecut.com/article/who-...
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Bravo!
I did.
Sure you did. We ALL realized this was a prophecy. We just did not know when the day would come.
Woohoooo here in Vegas too I knew 2025 was fuct
How about this as a prophecy? On February 2, 1905, the philosopher and writer Alissa Zinovievna, better known as Ayn Rand, was born in St. Petersburg, Russia. She would later become a prominent figure in American literature and philosophy.
Rand made a striking and unsettling prediction about the state of society, saying, "When you notice that in order to produce, you must obtain permission from those who produce nothing; when you see that money flows to those who deal not in goods but in favors;
when you realize that many get rich through bribery and influence rather than through work, and that the laws no longer protect you against them, but instead, they are protected from you;
when you discover that corruption is rewarded and honesty becomes a form of self-sacrifice, then you can confidently say, without fear of being wrong, that your society is doomed."
These words reflect Rand's deep concerns about the direction of society, where corruption and the manipulation of power undermine true merit and the values of hard work and integrity.
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The end of a doomed bromance. There is no greater fury than love spurned
Offensive content... Every time I see this cybertruck on the road I think of a retarded car designer. Like a special school.
You didn't?? I just thought it was a metaphor.
😂
I saw this coming a mile away!!! That’s why they set him up in the NYT with the drugs story
Excellent!
It was part of a Nostradamus quatrain A metal chariot shall burn the golden tower, Two behemoths lay waste upon each other: Behold: The Boer and the Pigman battle, Wife of the Pigman gets J.D. in the divorce
Now if we could get Trump to piss off the tech bros and the religious right Heritage Foundation. Trump was propped up by 3 main shadow government sponsors. Musk, Heritage Foundation and Tech Bros and some individual billionaires all own a piece of Trump. Too many agendas to make it work long term.
Oh, I knew it was. Nothing with trump ever ends well.
It's a great picture.
Iconic.
Really? I did. I just hoped it would happen BEFORE the election rather than after.
Only if one of them were in it.
I did. But I studied Shakespeare 🔪📚🩸💀🍊👑
We did.
Everything that dude's manifesto said seems to have been true.
If you didn’t see this coming, you’re not too bright. It was always inevitable. Morons, egos, and money. End result never changes. Surprised it lasted as long as it did…..
This is delicious
This is going to make great memes.
Rod Serling could mint this thing for-evah!!
Is that how they keep the dinosaurs there alive? Dr. Frankenstein, I presume.
Thems dead...🦖 bsky.app/profile/bonk...
You think?🤔⚡ #ElonSucksSoHard bsky.app/profile/bonk...
Glad I kept it as my banner!
I'm sure someone is already selling a bumper sticker to all the Ultra MAGA who bought a CT in the last year thinking they were buying one for the team. Then again the "I bought this before I knew Elon was crazy" sticker works for both sides now. How very bipartisan! #TraitorTrucks for #CyberCucks
I did.
Yes. You. Did. We all did
Praise Gezus!
Oh come on. Everyone saw this coming. We're just surprised it didn't happen sooner.
This breakup is fun to watch
Right? Who could have seen this coming? 🤣🤣
Watch what's in front of your nose.
I would think after the orange turd gave him the black eye, Elon would finally release the evidence how he was paid to rig the 24 Election. It would surely lessen those 3 1/2 remaining years. 😊
Pure gold.
Seriously? I did. I may have even predicted the fall out in earlier rants of mine. You just never know when, but you know it’s coming.
We are officially a "Clown Republic". 🙄
A dumpster fire IN FRONT of the dumpster
Pam Bondi said burning teslas was terrorism. Then Lady Liberty whispered, “Cash me outside, how ‘bout ‘dat?”
WELL I CERTAINLY DID, DORKS
So mote it be
Foreshadowing 😈
The epitome of foreshadowing!
But we did…
Winner
I bet the perp did.
He didn’t get what he wanted
A dumpster fire
When karma speaks she does not mince words…
It was always just a matter of when. Shocking that it came so quickly. And I suspect that there are many shoes left to drop.
Excellent
🤔 👍
It was predicted. It's finally here. 👏
This means WAR
Burn baby burn disco inferno burn baby burn🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🌮🍿🌮🍿🌮🍿
🤣
ROFL
I did.☄️🌮
Is being the anti-Christ Trump's prophecy?
It's certainly the perfect photo!
Elon got DOGEd by #TACO. Who would have thunk!! How much better can America get? #ETTD
even the rain won't touch that thing...it'll keep burning
For lo upon the fifth day of the fifth month unto the fourth child of the son of hatred and the spoiled son of the spoiled son there shall be fire and flames, and one must go out. --From the Unknown Prophesies of Maga Nutter, lunatic.