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Aloysius, Michael @michael-aloysius.bsky.social

I work in software. It is not acceptable to have “master” branches anymore, despite source control having zero connection to the slave trade. Again, the language changed.

apr 13, 2025, 10:19 pm • 33 1

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Aloysius, Michael @michael-aloysius.bsky.social

It’s like someone yanked the tablecloth from under your dishes and then mocked you for wondering why the tablecloth had to be removed. If you’re Hobbes, you wanted the tablecloths gone and now they are. Zero friction. It’s an easy dunk in a space like Bluesky where no one has a different viewpoint.

apr 13, 2025, 10:24 pm • 9 0 • view
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Mort @mortocelot.bsky.social

Don't listen to the comments Michael, I think you need to find something stupider to get mad about. I dunno, get mad that they don't call 'em Freedom Fries anymore or some dumb shit like that. It will do wonders for you, I promise.

apr 15, 2025, 7:47 am • 14 0 • view
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Nancy @nananancy.bsky.social

Everyone thinks you're a tool.

apr 15, 2025, 1:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Luke @lukeskyjumper.bsky.social

Knows*

apr 15, 2025, 1:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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ᴅᴏᴡɴ10⸻ @down10.bsky.social

Oh well. Boo hoo, I guess.

apr 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 4 0 • view
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mallow @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social

apr 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Luinori Stoutshield @luinoristoutshield.bsky.social

I'm so sorry about your head injury.

apr 14, 2025, 10:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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Simulated Chollas @simulatedchollas.bsky.social

I’m gonna yank your tablecloth and replace it with this one. Try and stop me.

Mexican oilcloth with floral pattern on pink background
apr 15, 2025, 7:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Luis @elluisin.bsky.social

This guy is really going to a lot of trouble to explain how important the word "Master" is to him. Wonder why? LOL Imagine these snowflake crybabies having to live as Brown/Black people and simply for our genetics having to prove that you are an American at every turn? Grow a pair Mike.

apr 14, 2025, 11:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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jkes805.bsky.social @jkes805.bsky.social

Except that the people who made those decisions are the CEO’s and operators of those businesses people worked at. No one forced them to do anything. They thought this was a quick fix so they can’t be sued. Take your beef to them.

apr 15, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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🏳️‍🌈🍆Devyn🍑🏳️‍🌈 @devyn89.bsky.social

You need help, we change our vocabulary all the time weirdo. Most of us don’t throw temper tantrums about how we can’t say master bedroom anymore.

apr 15, 2025, 3:40 pm • 9 0 • view
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Qale @blueghostskater.com

They are cooked. They tried to eat and left so many crumbs.

apr 15, 2025, 8:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social

Man stfu

apr 14, 2025, 11:17 pm • 60 0 • view
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social

Thank you.

apr 14, 2025, 11:43 pm • 7 0 • view
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dcamdupe.bsky.social @dcamdupe.bsky.social

Um, really? It’s more like someone said, I’d prefer if you used the cream napkins rather than the white ones. Calling it yanking the tablecloth is hyperbole. Maybe get a sense of proportion?

apr 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 7 0 • view
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Corey Jay @coreyj.bsky.social

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onedrop1.bsky.social @onedrop1.bsky.social

Is it still okay to say Weirdo?

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shimp @hyperbingus.bsky.social

Damn i didnt know the "master" terminology could be anyone's metaphorical tablecloth. I don't personally find such infinitesimal changes in how we refer to things to be such an intense upheaval. You seem to be built very differently, in a way that's a bit worm-like and pitiful

apr 15, 2025, 3:42 pm • 19 0 • view
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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social

tablecloth? oh you mean the sheet that you put over yourself before going to your KLAN MEETING?!?!?!

apr 15, 2025, 3:56 pm • 6 0 • view
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salt-miner.bsky.social @salt-miner.bsky.social

You sound like someone who has never been forced by the hegemony of workplace expectations to use the word "main" to refer to the original, principle, or reference thing among several related but somewhat hierarchical things.

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shimp @hyperbingus.bsky.social

fair point but maybe the "hegemony of workplace expectations", where the workers can't democratically decide on things like terminology, is the source of the issue. as opposed to what the author of this thread seems to be implying, which from what i can tell is Wokeness™️

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salt-miner.bsky.social @salt-miner.bsky.social

Well, my sarcasm failed. But you have a good point that the decision of workplace terminology should be negotiable. The OP is talking about GitHub, where originally "master" was the defined term. But the they changed it so your organization could use any term, with "main" being their suggestion

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salt-miner.bsky.social @salt-miner.bsky.social

But if a team of developers is like "hell no, its master" .... they can

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net

Lol I worked with like six of you and you all fucked off to contractor positions or have bounced company to company since. You are of a weak bloodline

apr 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 18 1 • view
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Encinitas Highlands Surfer @highlandsurfer.bsky.social

I can't imagine working in software being too upset about changes in terminology and buzzwords, it's a constant and common hazard of our workplace.

apr 14, 2025, 10:17 pm • 14 0 • view
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social

He can’t use the term AI because George Washington didn’t use it.

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Debits & Credits @debitsncredits.bsky.social

They are literally black bagging legal residents off the street for their speech, but you wanna bitch about your made up repression of using "master." Did they ship you to El Salvador or just tell you, hey maybe use this less charged phrasing.

apr 14, 2025, 10:24 pm • 35 2 • view
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HydroPaniked @hydropaniked.bsky.social

Praying for you

apr 15, 2025, 2:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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depose schumer @glosson.bsky.social

was this difficult for you? a hardship?

apr 14, 2025, 10:53 pm • 8 0 • view
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Reb Coco @rebcoco.bsky.social

For Pete’s sake, we’ve all had to adjust to some new terminology and sometimes it’s awkward or we make a mistake but only the right are choosing to endlessly whine & seek retribution over it.

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urgh. @nooffenc.bsky.social

A cartoon cat, Ray Smuckles, is sitting in the front seat of his car and is clutching the sides of his head whilst crying loudly. Tears are streaming down his face. There is a speech bubble over his head which reads
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Paul Callahan (he/him) @paulcallahanmv.bsky.social

Seriously? Having to type "git pull main" caused you that much trauma? I don't mock you for wondering, but I do mock you for acting victimized over a trivial change in terminology.

apr 14, 2025, 10:51 pm • 10 0 • view
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Melico @melico.bsky.social

GH desktop absolutely still uses "master"

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Jasmijn @jasmijnwellner.nl

There's a setting for it. You can literally call the default branch whatever you like!

A screenshot which reads: Default branch name for new repositories main GitHub's default branch name is main. You may want to change it due to different workflows, or because your integrations still require the historical default branch name of master.
apr 15, 2025, 9:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Melico @melico.bsky.social

Poor Mike was forced at gunpoint to use main instead of master, poor oppressed guy

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daveward.bsky.social @daveward.bsky.social

Ye olde traditional git master, the established traditions of our forefathers from, uh, 20 years ago

apr 14, 2025, 10:54 pm • 13 0 • view
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the autumn and the scarlet🍁 @beneprism.rip

The damn wokes forced us to stop saying "trunk" because it was too phallic

apr 14, 2025, 11:05 pm • 6 0 • view
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Frances Larina @franceslarina.bsky.social

"It’s like someone yanked the tablecloth..." Dude, all they did was start calling it a table linen. It's still there, even if you refuse to recognize it by another name.

apr 15, 2025, 12:40 am • 22 1 • view
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Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.bsky.social

you are weak

apr 14, 2025, 11:44 pm • 40 0 • view
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NoFoxTuGiv @nofoxtugiv.bsky.social

Plenty of repos still have “master” branches, if your company decided to change their standards, that’s your company. I use “trunk” on mine because it makes more sense to me to have a trunk with branches than a master with branches. But I’m not getting bent out of shape if yours is “master”.

apr 15, 2025, 3:02 pm • 7 0 • view
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NoFoxTuGiv @nofoxtugiv.bsky.social

I’ve only ever heard folks on the right making a big deal out of this. Not one of my leftist friends or peers has ever commented, and half still use “master” because it’s what they’ve used. None of us give a shit. We have better things to do than participate in bullshit culture wars.

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NoFoxTuGiv @nofoxtugiv.bsky.social

Especially when the point of those bullshit culture wars is to divide the working class while the oligarchs rob the country blind. But by all means, focus on your silly little naming convention obsession. Just take your nose with you. 🔴

apr 15, 2025, 3:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tim Just Tim @timkrauss.bsky.social

Jesus Fucking Christ, You're insufferable

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Rich Seviora @richs.bsky.social

QQ - why does your development practice depend on the presence of a master branch

apr 14, 2025, 10:47 pm • 5 0 • view
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David Sepkoski @hallucigenia.bsky.social

"I work in software" + [racist comment] = BINGO!

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grimely.bsky.social @grimely.bsky.social

Switching from master to mainline wasn't an imposition you fascist fuckstain on the industry

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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social

Hey have you shat recently? The shit seems to have backed all the way up and is coming out of your mouth. Try to poop more please

apr 15, 2025, 1:42 am • 7 0 • view
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Paxil Rose @smollusk.bsky.social

so you've never encountered another person on bluesky, then?

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ontopic @ontopic.bsky.social

This hypothetical daffodil was just itching for a reason to become a fascist, so there’s not much you could do to placate them even if you didn’t politely ask them not to use “Master Bedroom” in official material.

apr 15, 2025, 3:15 am • 2 0 • view
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Franklin D. Roosefella @roosefella.bsky.social

There are many much healthy outlets for your obvious humiliation fetish.

apr 15, 2025, 1:17 am • 29 1 • view
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Beth Gould @abgesquire.bsky.social

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Chris W 64.9N @borealchrys.bsky.social

Getting a pointer for prevailing style norms isn't yanking out a tablecloth. No one in the entire world is exempt from learning something about language use and cultural style norms. Every single one of us has received guidance to capitalize this, add a comma to that, or change a term over there.

apr 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 15 0 • view
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keith kurson @keith.is

yeah language changes, like it has through all of history MAIN makes significantly more sense in context than MASTER for branches in a code repo, and in most other uses of the word. So we, THE WHOLE INDUSTRY, shifted to language that makes more sense how were you hurt by this change?

apr 14, 2025, 10:14 pm • 139 2 • view
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keith kurson @keith.is

language is constantly evolving and not over night. Changing master to main? Was a conversation I saw going on for at least ten years. lore.kernel.org/git/CAOAHyQw... 0 of the people on this chain are WOKE CHAMPIONS, they saw a change their community asked for and implemented it

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keith kurson @keith.is

yanked the tablecloth?? in what way were you effected at all by any of these language changes. none! if you kept saying master bedroom, at MOST, someone might say “hey i don’t like that term, can you use main?” and if that hurt you….. i suggest therapy lol

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cheyinka @cheyinka.bsky.social

Zillow appears to like "owner's suite", which I really disliked when I was looking for somewhere to rent. Conveniently now that I *am* renting I never have to call it that *or* master.

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keith kurson @keith.is

and “not allowed to”??? i can pull up hundreds of public repos right now that have master branches! You can rename your main to master right now with a very easy command! You’re talking about a product change that GitHub made to all of their hosted repos, *because their customers asked for it*

apr 14, 2025, 10:23 pm • 63 0 • view
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The Wet Tank Tops @thewettanktops.bsky.social

100% of the time when these guys talk about the grave consequences for crossing the wokerati it's always completely hypothetical because they're always total cowards who never did anything to test their theory- up to and including bringing it up in even one meeting.

apr 14, 2025, 11:41 pm • 33 3 • view
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troyliss @troyliss.bsky.social

This (hilarious) pile-on is going to be his big example of how the Wokes are the real authoritarian bigots. He’ll dine on this for years.

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Yastreblyansky @yastreblyansky.bsky.social

Sadly, it will be all about "They were mean to me!"

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Alt Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social

I still see repos with master branches all the time so the idea you're not "allowed"--most people don't care that much but are willing to make the shift because why go to the mat for "master"? Lol

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HW - Basic Income for All @nowhannahwon.bsky.social

You know why...

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Alt Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social

Oh yeah.

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Dinah @lawyerforcat.bsky.social

Language changes, language has always changed, language will always change. It's unhinged to be this committed to using master/slave. Grow up.

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Franklin D. Roosefella @roosefella.bsky.social

it's also... NOT EVEN TRUE! i see "master bedroom" all the friggin time!

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Cat Of The Year @catoftheyear.bsky.social

This is so unserious and silly

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garbage friend @garbagefriend.bsky.social

Hey I also work in programming and you sound like a big baby throwing a fit over what is a style guide change for naming a variable. Just because you didn't actually want to argue your stupid point with coworkers does not mean you were 'forced' to do anything

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Aloysius, Michael @michael-aloysius.bsky.social

That’s a bit hostile for an opening reply and it’s tempting to reply to it defensively. I don’t object to renaming repos to main. My point was to illustrate that language changed. Your reply reveals a point I didn’t make, which is that discussing this change invites aggressive pushback.

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social

Meet me at home depot you little bitch

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musicalhistorian.bsky.social @musicalhistorian.bsky.social

"The proof that I'm right is how vehemently everyone claims I'm wrong!" Dietrich Bonhoeffer would be so revolted that you use his image.

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Corey Bowers @cbowers.bsky.social

your thread was openly hostile

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Branden McEuen @bmceuen.bsky.social

Well a bunch of people have shown you how your claim that nobody can say master bedroom anymore is total bullshit and you haven’t changed your views. At least you respond to the hostile replies. So stop being a bozo. You’re completely wrong here

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garbage friend @garbagefriend.bsky.social

Have you actually experienced the "intense social pressure" or are you just complaining on behalf of some theoretical person who really cared about calling it the master bedroom? bsky.app/profile/mich...

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Carb @carburate.bsky.social

It's not aggressive pushback on the change, it's aggressive pushback on your claim that there is aggressive pushback on the change. If a branch is named master, the impetus to change it to main is present but small.

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Lil’ Donny B 🍞&🎪🎪 @lildonnyb.bsky.social

Language ALWAYS changes. It is a constant process. If it didn’t we’d all be speaking the same language.

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Wile E Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social

Bitch

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krappedpants69.bsky.social @krappedpants69.bsky.social

Adding a second "Bitch" to the conversation. Let's make a bitch chain

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The Notorious MJB @thenotoriousmjb.bsky.social

Language constantly changes. That’s why a bastard is now just some dude you don’t like, or a SOB is some dude you don’t like, instead of being someone who doesn’t know his father, or someone whose mother is apparently a canine. The word ‘email’ didn’t exist till my lifetime, and I’m only 45.

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Katie Bayler @bustronaut.bsky.social

Here's the thing, not knowing something has changed and still using old terminology isn't a bad thing. It's refusing to change that makes you a bad person.

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A. Catherine Conner @kittyconner.bsky.social

Say it again for the snowflakes in the back. Not knowing is fine, happens to everyone! Refusing to change, despite knowing better, is bad.

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Charlie Mas @charliemas.bsky.social

So the language changed. So what? Language changes all the time. It's not a big deal. Unless, of course, you were really invested in the term "master bedroom".

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knowbetterbebetter.bsky.social @knowbetterbebetter.bsky.social

Did you throw as big of a fit when they decided Pluto was no longer a planet? Are you yelling at the kids who decided the term baddie actually means something good?

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logan9fingers.bsky.social @logan9fingers.bsky.social

Im actually still pretty upset about Pluto, frankly. That was a sketchy way to have a vote.

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Rachel Lazerus @rachellazerus.bsky.social

It invalidated Sailor Moon canon, how dare they!

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Jombo @winderwinder.bsky.social

Sir are you okay? This is harrowing.

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Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social

The changes you're talking about are trivial, nonbinding, and voluntary. You want to be a victim so damn bad put just can't pull it off.

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Strings and Sealing Wax (and other fancy stuff) @strings.bsky.social

Are you gonna cry about it?

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Stickypeanut @stickypeanut.bsky.social

Oh no, not using "main" branches! OH THE HUE MANATEE

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Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social

This u comparing changing the term to “yanking the tablecloth out from under your dishes”?

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pretty state machine @palecur.bsky.social

there's three places we can hypothesize for you in the discussion: 1. you approve of the change, in which case why frame it like a bad thing for this hypothetical Other who can't handle the change 2. you don't care about the change, in which case why post 3. you don't like the change

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pretty state machine @palecur.bsky.social

only case 3 plausibly results in this fantastically defensively-composed thread; it's disingenuous, bordering on silly, to pretend otherwise. your pearl-clutching response to pushback from folks who correctly parse your poorly-hidden intent is, exactly, disingenuous bordering on silly.

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Paxil Rose @smollusk.bsky.social

this sure seems to happen a lot and comments like these are never what get responded to like that guy who made a thread on why right-wingers feel oppressed and didn't even slightly frame that as not an accurate assessment on their part

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Sewer boss Johnny Drainpipe @izzytrue.com

hey, so this is how societies establish what is and is not socially acceptable. This is different than law. People you work with established that they find that language distasteful. You can hear them out or you can disagree. Some people might not like your point of view. Welcome to adulthood.

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Sewer boss Johnny Drainpipe @izzytrue.com

If you feel like people will dislike you or get upset because of your ideas... I'm sorry I guess? Plenty of people don't like my ideas, but I believe in them and will stand by my principles even if there are social consequences. Pushback is not the same as like... state repression.

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Sewer boss Johnny Drainpipe @izzytrue.com

The whole "woke has gone to far" thing strikes me as the result of not having spent much time thinking critically about ones position in the world. People aren't used to having defend their ideas because their ideas are based in accepted hierarchies, so being asked at all feels monumental.

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Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social

Right-wingers and authoritarians of privilege have been whining about being asked to treat others with respect for LITERALLY over 20 years now. I remember being in high school hearing complaints about “political correctness run amok”.

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Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social

And I remember a quote from someone I’d rather not credit bc they turned out to be unexpectedly awful later on, but this sentiment holds up, about replacing “political correctness” with “treating people with respect” and seeing if the complaint still made any sense.

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Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social

Now, they’ve switched from political correctness” to “wokeness”, because they lost the public-opinion battle about “political correctness” and decided to rebrand, but somehow everyone ELSE changing words is the problem, it’s fine when THEY do it!

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Del Winters @absolutereality.blog

And also if they had to think critically about their ideas, they might discover their ideas are wrong, and we can’t have that. Being wrong is death.

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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social

motherfucker you haven’t seen hostile yet

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The Hell Curve @thehellcurve.bsky.social

Your thread was really dumb man. I do hope more of you dummies come over here because it's not the friction of Twitter I miss it's the very easy dunk targets.

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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com

Well, I work in software too, and I also think you sound very whiny. My company still has a "master" branch, though we are currently having conversations about replacing "blacklist" & "whitelist" w/ "deny_list" & "allow_list". No forcing. Language has been changing for millennia - get used to it.

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Peter Jeffe @pjeffe.bsky.social

Exactly, I see this every day. Just as with life in general, you can choose whether to be considerate of others or not, and to what degree. And that decision may have consequences (in this case it's usually none at all, but you may occasionally be told that you're being inconsiderate).

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Dr. RFZ, DDiv, PhD, MBA, CBT @radiofreezerg.bsky.social

You earned the hostility with your shitty attitude

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(((Asa Zernik))) @asazernik.bsky.social

Your original and more sympathetic claim was that there was "intense social pressure" to cause this change. All of your examples, though, are just "change happened", which is a much less sympathetic thing to get worked up about.

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MWhite @pjmatt.bsky.social

"sorry to get up my hind legs but you boys were crackin' foxy" - Humphrey Bogart, the Maltese Falcon, delivering a line considered incredibly cool and tough and clever and modern. language changes. 'master' was a great word to get rid of. nobody is out to get you

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

Shut the fuck up bitch

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notamateurhour @notamateurhour.bsky.social

Well said, Luke.

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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social

Do you only cry online? Or do you cry at work, too?

apr 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 14 0 • view
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social

Buh-ro

apr 14, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social

Grow up and get real problems, ya freak

apr 14, 2025, 11:32 pm • 3 0 • view
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spacecowboyranger.bsky.social @spacecowboyranger.bsky.social

Prove it loser

apr 15, 2025, 1:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sister Methy Anne ⛪️ @methyog.bsky.social

The Hobbes reference is impressive though 😂 if you ignore that you sound like you’re mad at table linens.

apr 15, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Jasmijn @jasmijnwellner.nl

It's not a Hobbes reference, he's directly responding to Michael Hobbes. I was confused about that too at first. I think bluesky could be a lot better at showing hidden context than it is right now.

apr 15, 2025, 9:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Sister Methy Anne ⛪️ @methyog.bsky.social

Oh thx 🙏

apr 15, 2025, 2:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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pamnapo.bsky.social @pamnapo.bsky.social

Men are broken.

apr 14, 2025, 11:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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geum geun @geumgeun.bsky.social

Extremely funny series of skeets, thanks.

apr 14, 2025, 10:21 pm • 4 0 • view
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The Wet Tank Tops @thewettanktops.bsky.social

First they came for the "master files", and I said nothing because seriously who gives a shit?

apr 14, 2025, 11:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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So Mote It Be @jadedelf.bsky.social

In summary, "I feel uncomfortable when I am around people who aren't part of my cult."

apr 15, 2025, 1:03 am • 7 0 • view
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Wookius Maximus @le-freak-kashyyyk.bsky.social

You’re right. It’s a discussion that can’t be had on Bsky because it’s some made up culture war bullshit, and this isn’t where insecure bell-ends come to cry about their fictional grievances.

apr 15, 2025, 1:58 pm • 13 0 • view
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Antinea⚧️ @antinousb.bsky.social

"I made something up, said it was really bad, and ur fault. And u won't even debate me on the topic!"

apr 15, 2025, 2:15 pm • 13 0 • view
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Wookius Maximus @le-freak-kashyyyk.bsky.social

Pretty much their entire ethos.

apr 15, 2025, 2:20 pm • 4 0 • view
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diaeter @diaeter.bsky.social

Do these hallucinations hurt much or is it you're so far right, e v e r y thing else is left?

apr 15, 2025, 1:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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King Kontrary @pdxlawyer.bsky.social

And this is hard for you why?

apr 15, 2025, 1:22 am • 10 0 • view
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Dan Taninecz @angus-chassis.bsky.social

Dang but here you are having a different viewpoint on bluesky. Wild.

apr 15, 2025, 3:05 am • 13 0 • view
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Michelle the Voweler @michellebird.bsky.social

I never had a twitter. Did not know how close the two ends of the horseshoe - hard left and hard right - really are. 5 minutes ago I saw a 'progressive' utterly dismiss a journalist's opinion because he was a "white male". Wtf?

apr 14, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Illinoisman Fella 🇺🇦 🇺🇸📎 @thehillshaveayes.bsky.social

I am begging you to go to twitter You will find your ppl

apr 15, 2025, 1:32 am • 3 0 • view
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Michelle the Voweler @michellebird.bsky.social

Don't beg, that's weird.

apr 15, 2025, 3:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Illinoisman Fella 🇺🇦 🇺🇸📎 @thehillshaveayes.bsky.social

Dont kink shame

apr 15, 2025, 12:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Michelle the Voweler @michellebird.bsky.social

His main point, I think, is that you can't bring up anything controversial without getting dozens of bawlbabies bitching in your comments, not being constructive. Yesterday on a diff post someone mentioned Shapiro's pro-Israel stance. Someone was like 'So you think he should be burned alive?!?!' 🙄

apr 14, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Djehuti Khonshu @djehuti.bsky.social

It’s easy to talk shit and lie, apparently.

apr 15, 2025, 1:46 am • 9 0 • view
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Djehuti Khonshu @djehuti.bsky.social

This dude be all like:

apr 15, 2025, 9:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social

I dunno man most of us don’t find it that hard to not be big douches about everything all the time.

apr 15, 2025, 4:09 am • 15 0 • view
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SammE @indorfin.bsky.social

Bro, I did a master/child load at work TODAY, what the fuck are you going on about?

apr 15, 2025, 3:30 am • 10 0 • view
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SammE @indorfin.bsky.social

It's weird as fuck and I cringe every time someone says it. I wish it was gone the way you're saying, and you're throwing a big dumb fit over the idea that it's gone? Why?

apr 15, 2025, 6:39 am • 1 0 • view
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xiilou @xiilou.bsky.social

JFC, man. Keep it together.

apr 14, 2025, 10:10 pm • 40 0 • view
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Robin @tuesdaydreams.bsky.social

If someone yanked a tablecloth from under my dishes and then mocked me for asking why it was done, I’d be annoyed possibly. I wouldn’t be so angry that I simmered with enough resentment to bring down my country for it. This much anger over a language change, or pronouns, is hiding a deeper issue.

apr 15, 2025, 3:37 am • 3 0 • view
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Linotype Pilgrim @symbo1ics.bsky.social

maybe you should get out of the industry honestly, please do

apr 15, 2025, 3:21 am • 11 0 • view
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Tsumo the Gambler @drunknhissin.bsky.social

do you ever, like, leave your house and have normal problems

apr 15, 2025, 6:28 am • 136 0 • view
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David Dickson @dickiddaveson.bsky.social

Gotta admit, I saw the 69 likes here and said “Nice” aloud.

apr 15, 2025, 9:46 am • 7 0 • view
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Lauren Berns @laurenbrns.bsky.social

You keep referring to "master," but it's another word you're really talking about.

apr 15, 2025, 2:49 am • 4 0 • view
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sooperphly.bsky.social @sooperphly.bsky.social

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IntrepidGirlSleuth @annakeesey.bsky.social

This is an implementation/HR problem. If you had a a few black realtors make a video saying “Every time I have to say this, it fucks me up a little, and I wish we could use some other language,” wouldn’t everyone have said, yeah, sure, we get it, no problem?

apr 14, 2025, 10:32 pm • 3 0 • view
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Rawr @big3cat7.bsky.social

We went from Mater to Main branches and I and it didn’t affect me at all because it doesn’t really change anything it’s still d2m. Maybe you should try focusing on anything else of any consequence whatsoever.

apr 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 10 0 • view
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Alissa McLean @alissakmclean.bsky.social

Poor poor you. I can’t even imagine what this must be like for you.

apr 15, 2025, 8:48 am • 1 0 • view
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social

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Richard Vallée @richardvallee.bsky.social

Ooh I like this one.

apr 15, 2025, 7:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Adrian @adrianwashere.bsky.social

I'm partial to this one:

Man makes his own monsters out of cardboard meme
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A. C. Me. @amentler.bsky.social

Its interesting that the answers actually prove some of your points. I mean, I think a few arguments are wrong. some can easily be disproven. but instead of questioning you and interacting somewhat respectfully, theres name-calling and other stuff. Thats really not helping to bridge the divide.

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six-lch.bsky.social @six-lch.bsky.social

On the bright side, it gives you something to cry about.

apr 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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normawilahmina.bsky.social @normawilahmina.bsky.social

Language evolves. Adapt or die, dummy.

apr 15, 2025, 2:24 am • 0 0 • view
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the irreducible @anguilline.bsky.social

Do you sit down on your davenport to rest before your box social?

apr 14, 2025, 10:36 pm • 7 0 • view
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Primary Maria Cantwell!! @moneyshredder.bsky.social

be honest, you're mocked for all kinds of stuff

apr 15, 2025, 1:54 am • 4 0 • view
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🔞 just a creature @cutecreature.bsky.social

"the mean leftists made me stop using a word 🥺🥺🥺" get a hobby dude

apr 15, 2025, 12:45 am • 15 0 • view
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Tangerine @tngrine.bsky.social

Wow what a silly analogy

apr 14, 2025, 10:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Caleb Slithers @clbslthrs.bsky.social

You can just, like, not care.

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Stephanie goes by Stephanie @pagnificent.bsky.social

So this whole temper tantrum is because you can’t say master bedroom?

apr 14, 2025, 11:19 pm • 36 0 • view
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Soul Metal @soulmetal.bsky.social

I wouldn’t have occurred to me in a million years to make that correlation. The ‘master plan”, “Master Chef”, 10,000 hrs to “master” a skill… Like seriously stop looking for reasons to offended.

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Stephanie goes by Stephanie @pagnificent.bsky.social

This is literally the first Ive heard of this. But the difference between me and you and Mr. Temper tantrum is that when someone with more awareness than I have tells me something is offensive, I don’t freak out about it. Stop being an asshole

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Robert Szasz 𓅆 @rszasz.saxonco.com

No no no. Because society isn't forcing other people to say master bedroom TO HIM. 🤣

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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social

...are the dishes still in the exact same place in this metaphor?

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alan on the back .40 @ginnygram2010.bsky.social

I hope so because the analogy would at least be magic instead of being whut

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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social

I just picked a random city in Alabama on Zillow and found several houses with “master suites” or “master bedrooms”, so I’m guessing the dishes are still in the same place and so is the tablecloth.

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Kellum Dander @kellumdander.bsky.social

I just looked at the top trending GitHub repos and about half of them had "master" as their top branch so I think it's safe to say the cutlery hasn't been moved and none of the drinks spilled, either.

apr 15, 2025, 1:41 pm • 6 0 • view
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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social

Lol

apr 15, 2025, 12:23 am • 36 0 • view
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Amy Jean Nobles @ajnobles.com

he had me until dishes

apr 15, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Dan Brennan @ripplepig.bsky.social

Ghostbusters
apr 14, 2025, 11:13 pm • 26 0 • view
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Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social

You are a widdle baby

apr 14, 2025, 10:09 pm • 1,406 1 • view
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Andre @andregce.com

Stop, he’s already upsetty spaghetti!

apr 14, 2025, 10:58 pm • 22 0 • view
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Woke Patriot @wokepatriotusa.bsky.social

Lmfao, thank you. I was about to craft up the reply, but you dunked it home.

apr 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 10 0 • view
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MCFC Salt Miner @mcfcsaltmine.bsky.social

He's a loser little titty-baby.

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thurstonh3.bsky.social @thurstonh3.bsky.social

an a lying widdle baby at that. cry harder dude.

apr 14, 2025, 10:19 pm • 432 0 • view
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Oxahath (He/Him) @oxahath.bsky.social

So what's the solution, exactly? Language changes. It always changes, that's what it does. Sometimes it even changes on purpose. And he's correct, if you read his thread, in that these specific language changes have almost always produced stronger social pressures going the other direction.

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Oxahath (He/Him) @oxahath.bsky.social

Also, a lot of extremely wealthy pundits have gotten a lot of views by complaining about the "woke mob" coming for your pronouns or whatever even though it's a problem they mostly made up and aren't impacted by anyway.

apr 14, 2025, 10:11 pm • 15 0 • view
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Faith Merino @faithmerino.bsky.social

First they came for the tablecloths, and I said nothing because I use placemats…

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Alison Palkhivala @alisonpalk.bsky.social

I genuinely cannot imagine the privilege required to think any of this is a real problem. If you also have called leftists (or indeed anyone), a snowflake, ever, then that's even funnier.

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Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social

Cool now do the one where right-wingers insist on calling being trans “gender ideology” and call stuff they don’t like “illegal” etc etc. Got any grievances about that or are you just really really butthurt about changing “master” to “primary” for [reasons]?

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LA Sunshine @lasunshine.bsky.social

Have you been licking pennies again, Michael?

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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social

Hey you made up a bunch of examples and none of them were true. Then you got mad at the examples that you made up that weren't true. Then you got mad at people telling you that up made up the examples. This is 2nd grader behavior. Try to act like a grown adult.

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Soul Metal @soulmetal.bsky.social

Left of centre here. No problem with master bedroom. No one should be forced to put pronouns in their bio, but that said - if you don’t call someone by their chosen name you really are just an asshole.

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motoroboto @motoroboto.co

why did you feel the need to call it a master branch so much? fucking weird, dude.

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Somewhat Pointless @somewhatpointless.bsky.social

I think you'll find there's plenty of different opinions on Bluesky. The main difference is that nonsense bullshit can't pay its way into your timeline, and if somebody cries about nothing and you don't want to hear it, you can just mute.

apr 14, 2025, 10:42 pm • 10 1 • view
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Wil Donohue @wildonohue.bsky.social

I’m sure the switch away from the term “master bedroom” has been super hard for you - I’ll send thoughts and prayers as you work through these troubling times in your life. Oh man, I can’t fathom the pain of simply …. Swapping a few words of vocabulary. You are so strong.

apr 15, 2025, 12:00 pm • 8 0 • view
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A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social

Why are you lying?

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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social

Why are you shitting your pants about people wanting you to be more polite?

apr 14, 2025, 10:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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Johnny G @gothuncle.bsky.social

Is this some sorta new “I can’t do anything because of woke” thing? I genuinely have no clue what the hell point you are trying to make? I’ve got no clue what you are talking about.

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God of Biscuits @godofbiscuits.bsky.social

Well, you obviously — or Ironically — have the “easy dunk” down pat.

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Peter Davies @petermdavies80.bsky.social

It's more like a few people at the table changed their napkins and you literally lost your mind about it

apr 14, 2025, 10:18 pm • 8 0 • view
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Braeburn Gesoran @applesandoranges1.bsky.social

Someone left the cake out in the rain.

apr 15, 2025, 2:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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mikestalikesbirds.bsky.social @mikestalikesbirds.bsky.social

I am begging you to touch grass. Begging you to talk to another human being who isn't on the other side of a screen or ai generated or animatronic.

apr 15, 2025, 12:50 am • 8 0 • view
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Posadas Fancam @thelastmenshevik.bsky.social

How do yoh remember to breath?

apr 14, 2025, 11:27 pm • 4 0 • view
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Leave Omelas @abbendectomy.bsky.social

Breathing is just sucking and blowing. He's good at both.

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bestjohnpauljones.bsky.social @bestjohnpauljones.bsky.social

This is probably the stupidest thing I have ever heard someone say, and I have heard a lot of stupid shit. No one has made you feel pressure to stop using the word master. Stop being an obtuse, block-headed whiny little shit weasel.

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It's Just a Flesh Wound, Darling @pinogap.bsky.social

Admittedly it's pretty easy to dunk on men who perceive a change in words emotionally similar to having their toddler run over in front of them by a drunk driver.

apr 15, 2025, 12:33 pm • 16 0 • view
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Circumspectral @catpushmike.bsky.social

Don’t worry dude. You’re still allowed to masturbate.

apr 15, 2025, 1:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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weegrump @weegrump.bsky.social

broaden my horizons with your different viewpoint on what you call the biggest bedroom in a house

apr 15, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wet Hot American Bummer @blacktieknifefight.bsky.social

This never happened, you're inventing things to be mad about because you're a giant pathetic baby.

apr 15, 2025, 4:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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BA Porter @baporter.bsky.social

We can't have democracy anymore because somebody corrected you once on word choice sensitivities. Lol. (And the kicker is i bet it probably wasn't even something that actually happened to you, just something you imagined happening and then got mad at.)

apr 14, 2025, 11:03 pm • 4 1 • view
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social

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Charlie Wilde 🫧 @factsimile23.bsky.social

It has always been the Gulf of America.

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Miss Kay @misskayrenee.bsky.social

I'm so sorry that Black men were stolen from their homes, shipped like cattle across the sea, lucky to live through the journey only to be sold as a slave into hard labor & because they had to call owners MASTER, now you have to feel a mild annoyance everyday when someone has FORCED you to change. 😢

apr 15, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Torr 🧵 @torrleonard.bsky.social

“Bluesky because it’s entirely devoid of non-left voices.” David Frum is “left” now?

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Torr 🧵 @torrleonard.bsky.social

I like @davidfrum.bsky.social on SOME topics, but he ain’t “left”.

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DeeplyRootedSeabird @clbirds.bsky.social

You felt “intense social pressure” related to a vocabulary change in programming? Why is it that you find that so difficult? Is it because you disagree with the reasoning behind it?

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wilrus88.bsky.social @wilrus88.bsky.social

What a thread. Didn't know 4chan had also migrated to Bluesky. Nice to see people coming together over the written word.

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social

Because people on the left are notorious for getting along with each other and not fighting about stuff. It's a giant lovefest where no one fights. Ever. Give your balls a tug. Discussions about language absolutely happen. I have bitched about disability and language. Stop being super soft.

Leftism meme. A group of people watching and betting on lobsters fighting. Every person and both of the lobsters are all labelled as leftists.
apr 14, 2025, 10:55 pm • 9 0 • view
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BLEAKSIGILKEEP @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social

Boo fucking hoo you little baby

apr 15, 2025, 2:46 am • 7 0 • view
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Ryan @ryanhealy.bsky.social

You have many personal problems that you should be working on with a therapist.

apr 14, 2025, 10:16 pm • 13 1 • view
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Chuck Spadina @eightysixer.bsky.social

OMG someone asked you to consider other people’s feelings! What a fucking tragedy!

apr 14, 2025, 11:06 pm • 9 0 • view
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The Brunch Interrupter @dmbfckngnm.bsky.social

you are softer than baby shit and just as pleasant

apr 15, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
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girl sweatshirt @lo-dot-biz.bsky.social

Genuinely what is the problem with using a phrase that is kinder to a minority group? Why shouldn’t people decide to be a little better to each other if they can? Did people try to be nicer too fast for your liking?

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Doug @dwcrooks.bsky.social

Exactly; when selling/listing our condo I asked why master bed isn’t used anymore, it was explained to me, and it makes sense to roll with “not being offensive to anyone” territory. Option B is just asshole territory

apr 14, 2025, 10:34 pm • 13 0 • view
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Calvin @calvinshouse.bsky.social

It's good that you're getting clowned on bsky, and the platform is better for it. I was a UC grad student last year, and my friends were mostly extremely woke lefties, and maaaaaybe once I ever heard a scold about using 'master' for the main version of something.

apr 14, 2025, 10:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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Bologna Danza @heavyheartbastard.bsky.social

Stop fucken lying

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Susan H @shuckaby2024.bsky.social

What on earth are you talking about? Master bedrooms are still listed as such and never stopped. "Brown bag lunch" what? Never even had someone say to think about not saying those words ... what a ridiculous comment.

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Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social

Seriously. Brown bag lunch is still used and no one says shit. Sack lunch is just ALSO used. Meanwhile, people also sometimes call sweet fizzy drinks “soda” and other times call them “pop” and there are no breathless editorials about how the language police have gone too far!

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Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social

Sometimes it’s literally just a little regional dialect thing and it’s absolutely strange and bizarre to complain so hard that other people use language a bit differently than you do.

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Illinoisman Fella 🇺🇦 🇺🇸📎 @thehillshaveayes.bsky.social

I think we should write an editorial about how we “pop” users are the victims of an unfair and changing demographic

apr 15, 2025, 1:26 am • 1 0 • view
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troyliss @troyliss.bsky.social

Come to Canada—we are your people! (Pop-le?)

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Illinoisman Fella 🇺🇦 🇺🇸📎 @thehillshaveayes.bsky.social

CANADIANS SAY POP?!

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troyliss @troyliss.bsky.social

In my region (western Canada) it’s pretty common. There was even a beverage company named The Pop Shoppe 😄

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Illinoisman Fella 🇺🇦 🇺🇸📎 @thehillshaveayes.bsky.social

We Midwesterners also say pop!

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Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social

To really sell it we’ve gotta make up some shit about how “soda” users are unhinged wokeists who object to “pop” on the grounds that it’s sexist to call your drink daddy.

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Susan H @shuckaby2024.bsky.social

And if you live in Texas, all fizzy drinks are called "Coke" as in "What kind of Coke would you like?" "A Dr Pepper, please"

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Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social

I must admit, that one DOES rub my brain the wrong way, a Coke is a much more specific thing! But I’m not gonna stay up nights fretting over it.

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Susan H @shuckaby2024.bsky.social

Because you must be a grown up 😊

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Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social

Well, that’s debatable, but I do try.

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Soul Metal @soulmetal.bsky.social

“Brown bag lunch” what’s offensive about that? 🤷‍♀️ Lunch in a paper bag?

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Dr. RFZ, DDiv, PhD, MBA, CBT @radiofreezerg.bsky.social

Fuck you're dumb and pathetic

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Tee to the Gee @tee-to-the-gee.bsky.social

maybe we should ship you to a foreign gulag without recourse for your mewing bullshit? Is that better?

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ej @ej23.bsky.social

Have you considered not being a whiny bitch about inconsequential nonsense?

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Eric Blyler @ericblyler.bsky.social

Where was Michael’s outrage when they renamed the water closet?

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MCFC Salt Miner @mcfcsaltmine.bsky.social

IT'S ALL LITTER TRAYS NOW!

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Limubai Bol @limubaibol.bsky.social

It was in the Xitter can in his backyard

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Joanne Dark @pinksim.bsky.social

We’re mocking you for throwing a tantrum over something that is actually insignificant to your life. You’re mad because now it’s “main” branch instead of “master”? Truly, how delicate you must be

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Bi King Gent 👑 💖💜💙 @thesnarkygent.bsky.social

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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social

10 ply

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Sydney Carton @quodnomenmihiest.bsky.social

Go back to sleep.

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Joao Vieira @harmonicalpha.bsky.social

Y, he things that people don't disagree here ? We do disagree and try to come up w tte best solution , but we are not trying to install oligarchy & kleptocracy.

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Drift @inanity101.bsky.social

These posts have less relevance than the literal braying of a literal jackass, so I'm going to have to think of a better metaphor to describe you.

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Eigen Blockchain @gizmotronic.bsky.social

Hey buddy: trigger warning Quit being such a gigantic baby, man up and be polite. Like maybe gracious even. It’s extremely unmanly to complain like this.

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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social

Lol. What the fuck are you even talking about? Are you a child? This is massively embarrassing for you. You should feel bad that you wrote/feel this.

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Bane Jirkin @parochialnimrod.bsky.social

"Guy who has never faced a single difficulty much less a real problem" disorder

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velourazure @velourazure.bsky.social

Seriously, wth did I just read. If this is what gets his knickers in a twist, dude needs to genuflect to the universe that he has such a soft and easy life.

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Dr Emily Backpain @limeyemily.bsky.social

Hey i have to carry my green card around now and have a go bag packed. I’m so sorry for the struggles you faced for having to make a slight adjustment to some documents.

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D_Girl @dgirl.bsky.social

Gargantuan ratio

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samdfonseca.bsky.social @samdfonseca.bsky.social

I think the point being made was that “language policing” was unpopular and pushed some people away from liberal values and that it was one of many factors that created a situation where you have to carry your green card and live in fear of being disappeared.

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Meghan @meghanclare.bsky.social

Because we don’t say “master bathroom?” A phrase popularized to sell houses to 26 year olds so they could feel grand about taking on mortgages? This made people fascists?

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samdfonseca.bsky.social @samdfonseca.bsky.social

I think lots of people felt like they were being told words like master are racist, and that made them uncomfortable. If I've has been using a word all my life, and you're telling me that word is racist, that feels like you're calling me racist.

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samdfonseca.bsky.social @samdfonseca.bsky.social

Fascism isn't popular, so fascists have to sneak through the back door. Most Trump voters didn't know they were voting for getting rid of due process. In hindsight, issues like word policing seem insignificant but that perspective wasn't available when people were voting.

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Dr Emily Backpain @limeyemily.bsky.social

It just doesn’t play out in the polling data. Cultural issues barely registered. People who voted for him who weren’t already on board with the anti-trans or anti-inclusion policies were motivated by material things like inflation

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Qale @blueghostskater.com

That you are this loquacious and yet haven't gotten around to posting anything beyond replies tells me you're not relevant enough for us to be responding to you. I'm not sure why others haven't simply initiated the nuke block sequence, but I'll pull the lever first.

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samdfonseca.bsky.social @samdfonseca.bsky.social

I feel like I’ve been perfectly civil and am just trying to have a conversation about how to fix things so we don’t lose again. I’m definitely not relevant though, that’s fair.

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Dr Emily Backpain @limeyemily.bsky.social

The point is bullshit. Many people have shown that “master bedroom” is still in use on realty websites. Yes there has been progress against a couple slurs, something that happens over time as a result of society becoming more progressive. It’s just externalizing blame for previously held RW values

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samdfonseca.bsky.social @samdfonseca.bsky.social

I don’t think a few examples of people using the “wrong” term disproves there’s been an effort to get people to use the “right” term. It just means some people aren’t aware or disagree. People feel it, whether it’s real or not, and I don’t think telling people they’re wrong is helpful.

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samdfonseca.bsky.social @samdfonseca.bsky.social

You're certainly right that language changes to reflect society, but perhaps this is an example of language changing faster than society. That made people uncomfortable and played a factor in November.

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Dr Emily Backpain @limeyemily.bsky.social

But there was no forcing or overcorrection. Every grievance that was amplified by right wing media was pulled from “best form” manuals like the APA or places like medical websites trying to be inclusive. Acting like there was a strong arm language movement is ahistorical

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samdfonseca.bsky.social @samdfonseca.bsky.social

Again, I think what's important to focus on is that people felt it and politics is about listening, not telling. Telling people they're wrong to feel some way is not a successful strategy to win an election. It's worth considering why some people felt harshly judged for using the wrong words.

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aleenay.bsky.social @aleenay.bsky.social

For someone who is allegedly very upset about tone and word policing you're doing a lot of it at the moment.

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samdfonseca.bsky.social @samdfonseca.bsky.social

I haven't claimed to be very upset about word/tone policing, and I'm trying to express an opposing view in good faith. We need to acknowledge that it's our fault we lost and be able to discuss what needs to change to win next time.

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Jason "back on my bullshit (building syllabi)" Delaney @jasonjdelaney.bsky.social

What if they're actually wrong and the reason they feel angry is because they mainline propaganda that will make them feel angry because they have a compelling need to feel angry? In this scenario, there's nothing the non-existent word police can do bc the whole thing is bad faith Catch up, dude

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samdfonseca.bsky.social @samdfonseca.bsky.social

A parties job is to win elections, and they beat us. We can’t just sit around and blame the other side for not playing fair. Whether it was true or not, it’s our fault for being an easy target that people believed were more focused on unhoused vs homeless than building houses for people to live.

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Dr Emily Backpain @limeyemily.bsky.social

The guy had his own example debunked! He’s arguing that there was “intense social pressure” which has been repeatedly disproven. If anyone is doing the “telling” it’s RW media trying to foment a culture war where this isn’t one.

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Jerf Blerkman @jeffblackman.bsky.social

Get a profile Pic bot

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The Pangolin @thepangolin.bsky.social

10/10 response

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mrd12345.bsky.social @mrd12345.bsky.social

For sure

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Haley @haleyho.bsky.social

Plus he’s lying about his claim, and no one removed any words except the Republican administration did with history of women and black or trans folks in any government site or document and is suing or defunding everyone everywhere to make everything except “white male” made illegal to talk about.

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mxhrad @mxhrad.bsky.social

Conservatives equate minor inconveniences with society ending threats all the time. It’s how they convince themselves that their sociopathic ideas are ok.

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Meghan @meghanclare.bsky.social

🛎️

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Bob @mynameisbob.bsky.social

Overheard

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empty seats can't melt supreme court justices @emptyjetseatbribes.bsky.social

are you going to tell us planned parenthood doesn't use the word women anymore but they do. IDK how you move forward with such grave injustices

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Swampy @jaydubois.bsky.social

Yes they make us spell masturbate with a “u!”

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snark maiden 🇨🇦 💙💛 @mschristinak.bsky.social

Must be Canadian 😉

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slusajvamo.bsky.social @slusajvamo.bsky.social

I also work in tech and you need to calm down.

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triften.bsky.social @triften.bsky.social

It's an easy dunk because you're a lying tool.

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JD @jdouellette.bsky.social

A) untrue and B) what a ridiculous thing to be upset about if it were true

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iplayguitarbad.bsky.social @iplayguitarbad.bsky.social

It's like someone told you "the language we used to use invokes literal human slavery, maybe we shouldn't do that anymore" and no one not a fucking child dwelled on it for longer than 2 minutes. That you can't see "why the tablecloth had to be removed" shows that you're weak link in the chain.

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MeganKCool @megankcool.bsky.social

So weird how some people get all twisted in knots when asked to be more considerate and thoughtful with their language. Get over it. Stop being a dick. Get a fuckin hobby.

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Brewlord @brewlord.bsky.social

You know these are easily checked, right? I built control systems which sometimes used the terms "master" and "slave" for certain components. That's technology still using those terms, today.

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Soul Metal @soulmetal.bsky.social

And 🤷‍♀️

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Mr. Bunny Slippers @maxtropolitan.bsky.social

More like someone stopped using the old racist term for brazil nuts and neither informed you of the change not asked for your opinion because they had no obligation to do either. Leading change by example is normal. So is when the example becomes popular

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Revenge of the Oxford Comma @pensivetoker.bsky.social

Dude, I financed my college education writing and editing papers for computer science majors who did not want to put their academic energy into their Humanities pre-reqs. No one “yanked the tablecloth”. You chose not to sit at the table because it was beneath you. Language Evolves 101

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Your comrade. @ejsbs.bsky.social

What a snowflake.

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Tulley @hobostewball.bsky.social

To the extent that any of this is true - which is not very much - the impact of these vocabulary changes is so small that it barely registered. I work in software too. Nobody cared when we got rid of “blacklist” or “master” we all just went back to doing our jobs

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Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social

…hang on what are the updated terms to replace “blacklist/whitelist”, asking for a me bc I haven’t been caught up on that shift yet.

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Tulley @hobostewball.bsky.social

Blocklist/allowlist

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Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social

Makes sense, communicates the exact function, I like it. Thanks!

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unfrozencaveman9.bsky.social @unfrozencaveman9.bsky.social

see a dr about your anti woke mind virus. They have anti virals these days

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Rezeya I, Grand Panjandrum of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social

"Damn you, Smithers, tell me again why I can't call those awful Micks and Paddies by their proper names anymore?"

Monty Burns glowers.
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Soul Metal @soulmetal.bsky.social

Not the same.

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Rezeya I, Grand Panjandrum of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social

Well, thank god that's settled, then.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance @supermills.bsky.social

I will let you have your tablecloth back over my dead body.

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emily68.bsky.social @emily68.bsky.social

My unmarried friend called her bedroom the “mistress bedroom”. Is that OK?

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Poetry Of Unguided Descent @venticulardrop.bsky.social

Change Is Scary is a more honest argument in defense of this position than what you usually see, but it is also cowardice masquerading as grievance so maybe stop that.

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G M M @mrs-pie.bsky.social

You poor thing.

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shueytexas.bsky.social @shueytexas.bsky.social

Sooooooo fucking leave

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secretcleveland @secretcleveland.bsky.social

lol what a fucking dweeb you are

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Valentine 🏳️‍⚧️ @valentiny.bsky.social

Aww the poor little baby had to use some new words :( so sad, time to let right wing fascist take over the country to protect the baby from words they dont like

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gentlebro.bsky.social @gentlebro.bsky.social

that must have been very scary

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Leil like Neil @leillikeneil.bsky.social

Imagine saying something so easily disproven

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Spooky Scary Spikey @scaryspikes.bsky.social

I just checked some code into the master branch at the software company I work at. No one has ever complained or said anything is 'not acceptable'. You're a lying dipshit.

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Evan @evanyqr.bsky.social

That's hogwash.

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flanabikes.bsky.social @flanabikes.bsky.social

I work in building commissioning and dang if those lochinvars still use master and slave boiler designations. If you like being punished there are people you can pay for that service, but Zillow ain’t out to hurt your widdle fee fees

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Mean Gene Roddenberry @copbite.bsky.social

I work in software. There's an easy fix for this "git fucked"

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Raya "Firing Squad" Ratborne ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ 🔵 @isilven.moonmaiden.gay

No you don't and no it isn't lmfao. This is so easy to fucking prove wrong.

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Jonathan Woodard @woodardj.bsky.social

lol, this literally took you one click in GitHub to change and saves you two keystrokes repeated throughout the day

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let’s go mets! @anfeardathuil.bsky.social

[LOUD “INCORRECT” BUZZER]

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Henning Dekant 📎 @quaxquax.bsky.social

What the heck are you talking about? It was always called “main branch” with Git.

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Who's A Grumpy Bear? @whosagrumpybear.bsky.social

No, this is true, default originally was "master". However, in my career no one is slapping people around making them change it. We recognize it as unsupportive and change it when it makes sense to. Businesses exist to make money. stackoverflow.com/questions/71...

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Henning Dekant 📎 @quaxquax.bsky.social

So Github changed the default in 2020. Astounding, could have sworn it was always called main. www.theserverside.com/feature/Why-...

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Who's A Grumpy Bear? @whosagrumpybear.bsky.social

In all honesty, unless you're preoccupied with default branch names for some reason, it's hardly even worth knowing! We already have to keep so many things in our headspace when coding

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◗B ◍ Hexed◖ @hexalm.bsky.social

At best, it's a deprecated convention that still occasionally used. But more importantly, who cares?

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Gah🍁 @redliberation.bsky.social

What's it like on Planet Kyrpton. Since that is evidently where you live

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Ed K @edk.bsky.social

I call BS; and I don't think you work in the industry. If you narrowed it down to preferring a different name for branches going forward -- sure, that's plausible. And `main` works fine. (My company does prefer alternate names, but we haven't renamed our existing branches.)

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dcamdupe.bsky.social @dcamdupe.bsky.social

Dude, I work in software also. Nobody is forcing you to name your primary branch main rather than master. Also there are pretty clear negative connotations of the word master. It’s not much to ask. Maybe you shouldn’t be such a snowflake.

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dcamdupe.bsky.social @dcamdupe.bsky.social

Look, I'll admit to some annoyance when I created a repo and found that it had named the primary branch main. It generates more work and the old name had familiarity. However it's a change in the scale of needing to install a new library because the old one is no longer supported. Not much.

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rickgigger.bsky.social @rickgigger.bsky.social

lol. Yup all of the master branches are gone. Every single commit in every repo has been up rebased to eliminate every reference to a master branch. We all did this. Sure. If you don’t do it they disappear you without so much as a hint of due process.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social

“A bloo bloo, they’re expecting me to say ‘primary’ and ‘secondary,’ and that makes me feel bad, boo hoo hoo.” Fuckin’ cry more about it, you soft bitch.

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Tofystedeth @tofystedeth.bsky.social

I've seen a push to replace the actual master/slave terminology for things like IDE drives. Everything else on your list of made up grievances is a made up grievance.

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jojo sliwa @bighorn.bsky.social

names change. language changes. most of us grow up and manage to not throw fits when something changes slightly without our permission. you didn’t have to include the software part, i could guess that from your whiny little bitch tone

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Young Iowa @youngiowa.bsky.social

I work in software too, what the fuck are you talking about

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the weatherman @brumbleduck.bsky.social

github.com/search?q=bra...

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Mitch French @mshrm.bsky.social

I, too, work in software. Therefore, I prefer "main" over "master" because it saves me two keystrokes.

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boneless skinless @destroy.computer

god that is pathetic. Oh no you gotta type “main” instead of “master” sometimes a terrible burden that comes at great personal cost. Why the fuck would your personal identity be tied up in “master” being the default branch name

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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com

cry about it

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maggietulliver.bsky.social @maggietulliver.bsky.social

I work in software too, and people will still refer to a “master” branch. But, yes, source control systems moved to calling it a “main” branch and unless you are a complete jerk, this is not that big of a change.

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maggietulliver.bsky.social @maggietulliver.bsky.social

I mean, if you work in software, how many languages have you had to adapt to in your professional life?

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Cabbage Crop @mycabbage5.bsky.social

He "works in software" the same way a TSA agent "works in aviation"

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Ben Sjoberg @bensjoberg.com

Same here. Listening to people whine about this has wasted more of my time than the actual change ever has.

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Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social

We have like 12,000 repos that still have “master”

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Kayak Man @davedc.bsky.social

Every project I worked in had a master branch the fuck you talking about?

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Adam @adamparsons.bsky.social

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Mr. Completely @brokensymmetry.art

It is impressive that you manage to work on the software industry while being the absolute softest little baby ever born on Earth. Typically the biz only hires adults. Fortunately this is likely to be the only time in your career that you encounter new terminology or have to change practices.

apr 15, 2025, 4:10 am • 0 0 • view
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SW @swilkes.bsky.social

God you sound like such a whiny weakling here. Language changes. not just in computing, not just in English. Get over it, snowflake.

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travis @tvontheinter.net

Telling on yourself Aloicious

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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social

I wish I'd lived such a sheltered life that shit like this would even register, much less constitute a serious problem

apr 14, 2025, 10:48 pm • 3 1 • view
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social

you live in a fantasy world

apr 15, 2025, 1:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Kel ➡ Fursuit Doctor @sergal.top

I am resisting the urge to dunk on you like everyone else, assuming that this is just defensiveness You don't actually feel unsafe or like your way of life is threatened because someone else sometimes uses a different word than before. Maybe take a breath and have another look at the big picture

apr 15, 2025, 1:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Magic Girl Maria @easternshoreloser.bsky.social

I work in programming and we have “master”s of plenty of stuff lmao. Also, the change is from master to main on GitHub. Boo fucking hoo? Main is more descriptive anyways - it makes you think of others as branching off the main (as in a tree or hallway or highway or river or whatever)

apr 14, 2025, 11:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Paul Callahan (he/him) @paulcallahanmv.bsky.social

So? Is "main" such a hard piece of terminology to, erm, master? Apple reversed the direction of scrolling with very little warning. In tech, we're supposed to adapt fast, often for silly reasons. While "master" in this context is more akin to a primary copy, it's easier to change terms than argue.

apr 14, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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allthinky; all these fascists bound to lose @allthinky.bsky.social

What do you mean you can't "have" them? you mean you can't call them that? I'm weeping for you.

apr 15, 2025, 1:25 am • 0 0 • view
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here for fun @vagaries.bsky.social

Well now you’re just fucking lying.

apr 15, 2025, 2:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Frances Larina @franceslarina.bsky.social

Honestly, the tree metaphor works. But so does simply labeling things as primary and secondary. Which has the very useful added advantage of tertiary and quaternary when needed, and so on. Master-slave cannot convey those relationships therefore the ranked/ordinal naming system really is superior.

apr 15, 2025, 12:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Neil Mackenzie @nmackenzie.bsky.social

Working in software you are no doubt aware of those places where master was used in a context that was offensive - where the secondary word was slave. There is zero hardship to removing all use of the word master from software because it serves no purpose not better served by another word like main.

apr 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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John @jdtawm.bsky.social

Oh my god did you die? Are you writing this died?

apr 15, 2025, 2:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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零Rei @othiym23.bsky.social

switching to main branches was a moderate hassle for large IT organizations and a near-imperceptible one for smaller ones, and both GitHub and GitLab offered affordances to simplify the process for their users

apr 14, 2025, 10:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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零Rei @othiym23.bsky.social

and that was downstream of the changes to database terminology, where "master" and "slave" were terms in common use until really not that long ago!

apr 14, 2025, 10:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Chris Keiser @keiserchris.bsky.social

Language changed because that’s what languages do, my guy. Is it really a huge undertaking to use “main” instead of “master” for a primary branch or bedroom? (Hint: it’s not)

apr 14, 2025, 10:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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Rachel Klein @racheleklein.bsky.social

It’s wild you work in software and don’t know about “slave” systems in engineering.

apr 14, 2025, 11:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nuke Silicon Valley ☢️ @goldengatejune.bsky.social

I also work in software. I merged my changes to master on Friday. Today I attended a brown bag meeting. I do not have my pronouns in my signature. I've been at this company since 2023 and the policies have not changed in that time.

apr 14, 2025, 10:14 pm • 42 0 • view
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Nuke Silicon Valley ☢️ @goldengatejune.bsky.social

The closest thing I've experienced to what you are talking about was that my tech lead once mused "maybe we should change our whitelists to allowlists". No sweeping change was made. To this day our codebase contains one "allowlist" and six or seven "whitelist"s.

apr 14, 2025, 10:18 pm • 23 0 • view
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social

Not only are you wrong about this, but you sound like a baby with a full diaper.

apr 14, 2025, 10:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Слава Україні 🌫️🐕🌁🥋✡️🕎 @tcdurbin.bsky.social

What a crock. We have a master branch.

apr 15, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Irontuna @irontuna.bsky.social

I heard depeche mode got banned from taxachusetts because they played master and servant in woke cambridge

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hiive @hiivelabs.com

You, sir, are speaking out of your arse.

apr 15, 2025, 1:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Theydiohead @witchapartment.bsky.social

Who gives a fuck

apr 15, 2025, 3:23 am • 1 0 • view
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wickedstarlitsky.bsky.social @wickedstarlitsky.bsky.social

It doesn’t have to be directly and literally connected to have the same connotation. Being kind costs nothing.

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RM @rmx.bsky.social

Wow what a truly great struggle for you. A kampf even.

apr 15, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social

Nobody in the software industry gives a shit.

apr 15, 2025, 2:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Miles O'Briens Ghost @bigesta.bsky.social

Guys he just forgot to scroll down...He just saw 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, garage and didn't scroll down to more details. Come on honest mistake...just screwing around this guy is found lacking.

apr 14, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social

Hey dumbass where do you think git got “master” for its mainline branch from and what other branch name do you think Bitkeeper had?

apr 15, 2025, 2:37 am • 0 0 • view
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jklolzz.bsky.social @jklolzz.bsky.social

Hi, I work in software too - you are full of shit! Still got plenty of master branches hanging around w/o any voiced concerns at a pretty "woke" company.

apr 14, 2025, 10:15 pm • 137 0 • view
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Break America @egoode.bsky.social

Did you slave the drive to the master? That guy is so full of shit.

apr 14, 2025, 10:35 pm • 19 0 • view
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Prime157 @prime157.bsky.social

The right wing always tries to be a victim. Who the fuck cares if someone disagrees with using "Master bedroom?" The epitome of the right wing's babyism is basically, "how the hell do you like the color blue? EVERYONE should like green." Whiney and sad.

apr 14, 2025, 11:17 pm • 21 1 • view
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Adam Albers @adamalbers.bsky.social

Seems pretty acceptable still if you spend 2 seconds looking at GitHub.

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Matt 🇨🇦 @rafuse.dev

GitHub updated their default to main and a certain segment of developers went apeshit. The rest (actual serious people) updated their build pipelines and then literally never thought about it again. I work with conservatives. They could not give a single solitary fuck about this, it’s largely fake

apr 15, 2025, 8:54 am • 18 0 • view
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Chris Peterson @realchrispeterson.bsky.social

You soft little baby. Get some real problems.

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droptableuser @damorgan.bsky.social

big fucking deal

apr 15, 2025, 3:39 am • 0 0 • view
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It's a mule deer @itsamuledear.bsky.social

Why would this even matter?

apr 15, 2025, 7:42 am • 0 0 • view
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olejastrau.bsky.social @olejastrau.bsky.social

I work at a large tech firm. Currently looks at my IDE after having just rebased onto “master”. What are you talking about

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Chris W 64.9N @borealchrys.bsky.social

So what? We used to say "war cripple" - then after WWII the term fell out of use by the 1950s. It's completely normal for generations to become disenchanted with one way of putting it. We used terms for people with intellectual disabilities that are now only used as slurs.

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Chris W 64.9N @borealchrys.bsky.social

"Oh, yeah, slavery isn't a great metaphor for tech" is a normal reaction. There was no "intense social pressure". Enough people cared for git defaults to be changed. BFD. Why do you care so much not just about using violent metaphors, but about everyone applauding you for it? Ppl have opinions!

apr 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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L'État, c'est moi @bouffanthairdo.bsky.social

I work in software and you are full of shit

apr 15, 2025, 5:43 am • 2 0 • view
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Tom Flamson @tflamson.bsky.social

An animated gif of villains from The Power Rangers laughing at a crying baby and saying
apr 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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bagel boy @x-fugee.bsky.social

I work in software and people call things master all the time dude what are you talking about

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Baselines shifted @tboggia.bsky.social

main is a better descriptor of that branch. Master implies power over and was inaccurate. When the question popped us many of us just shrugged and took the opportunity to use more accurate language. Some of us started crying like babies.

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tj ♏️ahr @tjmahr.com

A master branch more like a “master copy” as when you “remaster” something, but the other connotations make the name too unclear for a default

apr 14, 2025, 10:58 pm • 6 0 • view
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Quandrum @quandrum.bsky.social

Honestly I was just glad to type two less characters

apr 14, 2025, 10:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jakob E @jakob-e.bsky.social

💯

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matt-jenkins.com @matt-jenkins.com

It's the same thing with slave vs read nodes in databases. Generally trivial effort and increases accuracy/clarity for those outside of the in-group.

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yung_beaujolais @yungbeaujolais.bsky.social

literally none of these chud programmers understand at all how git works because the idea of collaboration is so alien to them

apr 15, 2025, 7:57 am • 2 0 • view
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天地 🇵🇸 @myriadphenomena.bsky.social

For a dude who works in software you are shit at just Googling this stuff.

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Brian Urrutia @bpu77.bsky.social

“Zero connection” is an odd assumption to make when dealing with a naming convention. Maybe you’re too young to have dealt with IDE hard drives & their Master/Slave jumpers and cable select options; but SATA drives still do this in the BIOS using master/slave terminology.

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andrew W @redheron.bsky.social

whats really crazy is this is not true, at all

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Seinpeaks @seinpeaks.bsky.social

Shut the fuck up nerd

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Nathan Peck @nathanpeck.com

I work in software too, and you are exaggerating. What happened was a few centralized tools like GitHub changed their default, and because most of us don't really care one way or the other we just use the new default branch name. No one who is serious is out there saying its "unacceptable"

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pynchonfan84 @bbbbbbbbrm.bsky.social

This is totally fabricated. We still have a master branch here and no one has ever said word one about changing it on a project or corporate level. Decent-size company with strong DEI initiatives too.

apr 15, 2025, 1:37 pm • 4 0 • view
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Lil’ Donny B 🍞&🎪🎪 @lildonnyb.bsky.social

Or did someone chose more specific language?

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othere.bsky.social @othere.bsky.social

Is this performance art? Or are you seriously complaining about using "main"?

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girlmathur.bsky.social @girlmathur.bsky.social

Even if this were true, who the hell cares? Business changes what it calls things all the time. Do you go home at night and weep?

apr 15, 2025, 12:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Kevin @kevintakesphotos.bsky.social

Bruh we still use "master" and "slave" terminology in electrical engineering all the time. The only words I've ever been scolded for at work is when I had my pronouns in my bio. With respect you need to log off and touch grass.

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Tes the Raccoon @testheraccoon.bsky.social

Quick question what was a non master drive previously called? Source control might not be directly related to the slave trade, but it absolutely pulled language from it. And the move to Primary, Secondary, Backup and so on became more descriptive of what we are talking about, whole also removing/1

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Tes the Raccoon @testheraccoon.bsky.social

While* The frankly insulting use of a term which never really fit what was being described in the first place. That said Master still sees plenty of use in the industry and it is only really the secondary that have seen massive adoption of name changes.

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WeLoveYouQueenCarlotta @chucklebot314.bsky.social

Yeah, we can tell.

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Mr. Therapy Cat @mrtherapydog.bsky.social

Of course you work in "software". You're creepy. Really fucking creepy.

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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social

🙄

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The Wet Tank Tops @thewettanktops.bsky.social

A. I work in a big woke HR dept, almost every shared file is a "master file". I personally started using "primary" bc I just felt like. Nobody gave me directions one way or the other. B. You say it's "not acceptable". What happened when you tried it? You tried it and someone screamed at you right?

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The Wet Tank Tops @thewettanktops.bsky.social

Gee I just hate it when I'm culturally pressured to start using completely different terminology arbitrarily, and worse yet it's always the PC police, oops I mean the SJWs oops I mean the Wokists and they're always trying to push their gay agenda oops I mean DEI oops I mean CRT oops, I mean...

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Can u c the Real Me? @istvan101.bsky.social

Boo hoo Karen

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Brooklynxman @brooklynxman.bsky.social

So do I, you are so full of shit its amazing you haven't burst. You're the silo from the Simpson's movie, a living ecohazard.

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שלמה לוי @shelbyarr.bsky.social

This is an absurd take. I also work in software, and the only “pressure” in this regard has been internal. Companies have opted to shift their language to move away from master/slave because, trade or not, the relationship is one that they don’t want to propagate.

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שלמה לוי @shelbyarr.bsky.social

Other companies adopt the change because they see it working, and it’s a low-risk way to earn some goodwill. You sound like someone annoyed they get looks if they try to “Jew someone down” on the price of something.

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שלמה לוי @shelbyarr.bsky.social

“Oh, but that’s blatantly pejorative to Jews.” Yeah. And the concept of a “master” is one of an inherently exploitative power dynamic.

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tyjwill.bsky.social @tyjwill.bsky.social

Like, did you think everyone was as lazy as you and wouldn’t just check themselves? Like, what is the point in obviously lying? Do you think Trump will give you a job or something?

apr 14, 2025, 10:19 pm • 5 0 • view
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SupaStevo @supastevo.bsky.social

You should consider a new line of work. We changed the default branch name because the main branch does not exert control over the other branches. It simply makes more sense to use "main" in the era of CI/CD, dipshit. Why would you insist on using a shittier misleading name?

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Devial @devial.bsky.social

So do I, and I pushed to a master branch named master branch yesterday. And this is on a university git tool, the very place you people usually accused of pushing a "PC" agenda. I also review lecture slides teaching about master slave flip flops, again, using the correct those terms.

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Dan Taninecz @angus-chassis.bsky.social

I do too. This isn't really a thing in my experience. It has come up but it's also not like an iron law of git or something lol.

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JLP @jlp.systems

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apr 14, 2025, 11:21 pm • 12 1 • view
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly

Does it bother you it's called "main" now? Why would it bother you?

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cynical commie cat @theillegalsegal.bsky.social

clearly this guy doesn’t work with legacy codebases, plenty of old repos still using master

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Alt Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social

I've worked in software for 20 years and I still work with master branches every day, at large corporations. This is just whiny bullshit.

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Djehuti Khonshu @djehuti.bsky.social

I work in IT and this is absolutely false. I have a master database in every one of my SQL Server instances. Master is the default branch name in any git install. Love when people talk about things they know nothing about.

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Hoody Guthrie @the-ballmer-peak.bsky.social

Hi. I work at an international software company. All of our master branches are still called master. Our data operations folks still call our read-replica databases "slaves" This is not pervasive in the way you claim. And even if it were I can't imagine what cause there is to really be upset.

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Snort me hearties @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social

Oh, yes, people think that master branches in software were literally connected to the slave trade and that's why it got changed.

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Cupric @cupric.bsky.social

The name is, though. There are tons of examples of “master/slave” across computing, Git is one of them. Git’s predecessor used “master” to refer to the primary copy of a repo and “slave” to refer to clones. When Linus made Git he reused terms from that older system and including “master”

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Snort me hearties @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social

The terms, yes, but they aren't specifically software development terms. His whiny argument is just bad. Just say "I don't like change," people will get it. Hell, I spent half a year house hunting and still managed only a 50/50 chance of saying primary vs master.

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Snort me hearties @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social

I mean, no one thought hard drives were part of the slave trade as they move away from master/slave terms

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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social

weird!

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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social

When the master branch gets changed to main

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a @asadz.bsky.social

That is a mind-blowing number of branches

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matt-jenkins.com @matt-jenkins.com

Feature branches ftw

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Cristiano Morgado @grimord.bsky.social

Who's forcing you to rename your branches? The git police?

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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social

If you don’t change your branch names they’ll have you committed.

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Emil Briggs @emilbriggs.bsky.social

Now that's good.

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MCFC Salt Miner @mcfcsaltmine.bsky.social

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Peter Glover @peterglover.com

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supersaiyan7.bsky.social @supersaiyan7.bsky.social

Don't push me cuz I'm close to the origin 🤷‍♂️

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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social

I’m not remotely close to finished.

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supersaiyan7.bsky.social @supersaiyan7.bsky.social

Yeah that's what your mom said last night 😎

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J @capitalj.bsky.social

git: 'police' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

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James @jspell-art.bsky.social

The same people who enforce the pronunciation of gif

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Wiley Kann @wileykann.bsky.social

you work in software? You can't be serious.. or the dumbest newbiest dev I've ever run into They have changed everything since Nov 2024? I've been involved in development since 1974 (eeproms) and software dev since 1981. The terminology hasn't changed www.geeksforgeeks.org/master-slave...

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Simon @thedenature.bsky.social

Yeah, language will do that.

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RANSID Chip Vicious @fatseanlives.bsky.social

That's right bitch. We handled that years ago. real fucking easy. i hope this is a bit

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hellaflavor.bsky.social @hellaflavor.bsky.social

I work in software too. Changing the name of the branch had ZERO IMPACT ON MY LIFE. Grow up, you little baby.

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Micah @vtmicah.bsky.social

Are you also angry no one uses trunk anymore?

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Micah @vtmicah.bsky.social

Pushed to like 5 master branches to day, what are you talking about

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Matthew Prorok @mattprorok.bsky.social

This is blatantly a lie. Source: I am also a software developer, and we still use the same branch naming conventions we've used for years.

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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social

I work as a janitor. It is not acceptable to have "master" keys anymore, you have to call it an "I'm a little sissy crybaby key" now. Again, the language changed. The locks went WOKE!!!

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a good and normal boy @myrrlyn.net

main is shorter. efficiency is good

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kkangpae.bsky.social @kkangpae.bsky.social

I work also in software and we don't have any fuss about it. And language is changing all the time. A software guy should know.

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nina splendorr ✨🏳️‍⚧️ @splendorr.bsky.social

BOO FUCKIN HOO YOU BIG BABY

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Brandon Caples @bcaples.bsky.social

I believe the 90s expression is, “You're making a mountain out of a molehill.” You can still use 'master' branches if you want, but 'main' is more semantic.

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Jbird @jbird1013.bsky.social

My company was woke before woke was a thing. We still have master branches. I think you're reaching a bit too far.

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irongremlin.bsky.social @irongremlin.bsky.social

Dude if you can't find peace with people who have weird hang-ups about word choice you're worthless on a team as a software dev. I know this is a skill you have bro. Why save it exclusively for situations where the stakes are impersonal?

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Libum Populi @libumpopuli.bsky.social

Changing from "master" to "main" did not hurt you in the slightest.

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jane-claire quigley @notjaneclaire.bsky.social

You are so brave for enduring this.

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Kozu @kozufox.bsky.social

Average software dweeb throwing a hissy fit about some random github repos changing their branch names and pretending that's something normal people care about.

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Darkrose @darkrose.bsky.social

Why does it matter so much to you? Is there some reason you’re so attached to the word “master”? Because it sounds pretty creepy TBH.

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Mighty Apollo @mightyapollo.bsky.social

Unless you really suck ass at software you can find out that master is still the most common branch name on GitHub in less than 30 seconds. The same amount of time it takes to determine you are wrong about Zillow. Are you always butthurt about imaginary things?

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nerdylittlemilo🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdby.bsky.social

So you had to learn some new vocabulary? Boohoo. Nine times out of ten meanwhile if you ever come across an out transgender person on dating app the only reason why we've even listed our transgender status is to avoid attracting people who would try to hate crime us in public. Even murderers

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nerdylittlemilo🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdby.bsky.social

Are better off than transgender people are thanks to the trans panic legal defense. Which is allows them to get away with killing trans people cause they panicked when they found out the victim was trans. It's legal in 30 states. www.lgbtmap.org/equality-map...

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nerdylittlemilo🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @nerdby.bsky.social

But clearly YOURE the victim here cause you had to expand your vocabulary and brush up on basic grammar🙄👌🏻 Thanks for perpetuating the stereotyping that tech geeks are insufferable rightwingers.

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vancitymark.bsky.social @vancitymark.bsky.social

It came from engineering, where it definitely had a connection to slave terminology. In IT we used to have things like master/slave drives. Is main too hard a change for you? If we elders can change, why is it hard for someone to young to remember? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master%...

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Nire Bryce @nirebryce.breadthcharge.net

for someone posting through it, you sure are

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President of Spiders @spiderpresident.bsky.social

Sounds like you’re a big dumb pussy who’s afraid of change

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Tony Renner @antoosh.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/jame...

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Ken @tcbullfrog.bsky.social

Jumping in as another programmer to chime in that "master" branches are still widespread and generally not challenged

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David Guaraglia @david.guaraglia.com

I work in software too. The term 'master' is a Bitkeeper convention that Git kept. The thing it references is antiquated (binary files don't have 'master copies') and the terminology doesn't fit every modern branching strategy. So dropping the term master hurts exactly 0 people.

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Rúnar Berg 🌲 @rokksula.theremins.club

But now I have to type negative two extra characters... 🥺

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Rúnar Berg 🌲 @rokksula.theremins.club

(actually I lied, I still just type m-a-)

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chuckletrousers.bsky.social @chuckletrousers.bsky.social

Lol it's extremely common you dip shit.

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OrangePlus @orangeplus.bsky.social

I've worked in software for thirty years in San Francisco, you are completely and utterly full of shit

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Mark Olson @markeaolson.bsky.social

Well, at least you convinced us you’re a techie.

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OrangePlus @orangeplus.bsky.social

guilty, came to the city for the first boom

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Wingofbenu @wingofbenu.bsky.social

"I work in software" read: "I am completely out of touch with anyone making below 50k a year"

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Djehuti Khonshu @djehuti.bsky.social

He doesn’t work in software. Maybe a project manager or a marketer. Definitely not a programmer.

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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social

Github changed the default branch from master to main for new repositories. It didn’t affect existing ones. You could change it to master if you wanted. And main is shorter to type. This is an industry where we routinely switch from AWS to GCP (and vv), from Java to Kotlin, from JavaScript /1

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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social

… to typescript, from waterfall to agile, Angular to React, etc. etc. etc. And a branch name change trips you up?

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Common people @uncommonpeople.bsky.social

Seriously. These choads keep telling on themselves. They are those sad fucks that no one wants to work with because they haven't bothered to try a new thing since they learned to code in 1996.

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databeastff.bsky.social @databeastff.bsky.social

I work in Data and I definitely have created and continue to create tables with names that include the word “master” please don’t make it industry dependent when that’s not the case… BUT… BUT… and here’s the kicker if something becomes gauche and they asked me to simply change my language… I WOULD

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databeastff.bsky.social @databeastff.bsky.social

Even when it’s shit I always say… because why THE FUCK do I care? Trying so hard and fighting against people who are saying “Hey this language is offensive and has roots in discrimination, please use this instead” it doesn’t hurt me.

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databeastff.bsky.social @databeastff.bsky.social

Chestfeed vs Breastfeed is a great one cus I think it’s so ridiculous and everyone has breasts (men and women) and this has been stated for a long time, I’d just change over cus WHAT THE FUCK DO I GAIN by arguing it? There’s absolutely no benefit in fighting it.

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noshadylady.bsky.social @noshadylady.bsky.social

Lol snowflake

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snark maiden 🇨🇦 💙💛 @mschristinak.bsky.social

Language changes. Why do you think we’re not still speaking Old English?

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Connor Lynch @connorlynch.bsky.social

I recall learning about “master slave” relationships in the context of USB protocols / device peripherals and I gotta say that definitely stuck out then as a little weird

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cactus friend @im.thinkingabout.thosbeans.online

i work in software, and you're full of shit. i can also view zillow and redfin, as you invited us to, and can maintain that you're full of shit. about this conversation being "impossible on bluesky" you're again full of shit, we're having it right now - you just don't like not being agreed with.

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Matt 🇨🇦 @rafuse.dev

Also I can’t think of literally any consequence of the change to main. The closest thing is that we had to update build pipelines to accept both branches. I can’t believe I wasted two whole minutes because of woke

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cactus friend @im.thinkingabout.thosbeans.online

Exactly! I remember making the change, and it took like, a day or two of forgetting, being told "branch not found", and saying "oh yeah, different default now". I can't imagine this being any sort of hill to die on.

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It Dan @valenvsfel.bsky.social

So supremely weird to be in software the field with variables and object call that can be anything and multiple things. Yet be so worried about pronouns and what things are called. Almost like you prefer the bigotry and hate when any of it goes away…

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Runako @runakog.bsky.social

Just a reminder that Bluesky doesn’t pay bonuses for engagement. Anyway, here’s the default branch of Linux, still “master.”

Screenshot of GitHub repository for the Linux source tree, with the default “master” branch circled in red.
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trilliemcginest.bsky.social @trilliemcginest.bsky.social

You are lying

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𓂀 Chris 𓂀 @zomfie.bsky.social

Here's a question, though I doubt you'll read this: So fucking what? Language changes all the time. If you want to talk about "normal people with normal jobs" having problems with language, how about dealing with a new batch of consultant-invented buzzword bullshit every two years?

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𓂀 Chris 𓂀 @zomfie.bsky.social

Stand-up, scrum, sprint - just three S-buzzwords off the top of my head. I reckon the average normal person with a normal job finds "associate" or "co-worker" more irritating than "employee", too.

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Daniel 🦁 @eikonos.bsky.social

oh no, my git repo has a "main branch" now i'm gonna cry about it on the internet like a hungry child who missed nap time

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Jack Letourneau @jlet.bsky.social

I also work in software. We changed a couple of CI scripts. It took no time at all. And that’s two fewer characters per push at the command line.

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Illinoisman Fella 🇺🇦 🇺🇸📎 @thehillshaveayes.bsky.social

But “main” doesnt make me feel superior to others in society :/

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net

I work in software too. We haven't gotten around to changing our branch names because it isn't compulsory and doesn't matter.

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Kronos @progressiveknife.bsky.social

Me too. Holy shit you're a whiny little bitch.

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Dylan @andalsopizza.bsky.social

Either you have a very strained definition of “not acceptable” or our experiences differ wildly. I went from government contractor to mature startup. Both jobs set up new repos with `main`, but made little effort to convert old ones. No one ever corrected for referring to `master` branch.

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Peter Glover @peterglover.com

The main branch in git can be named anything. Always could be. You could name it aloysius if you want. Also, the term master/slave WAS a longstanding term used in computer communication models. Slave was used less and less over time. The master side of it just hung around through the years.

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nachyocheese.bsky.social @nachyocheese.bsky.social

Where on earth do you work? The rest of us are still using master branches.

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Ricky Vanilla @oldskoolbeats.bsky.social

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social

... git still defaults to master what are you talking about

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Snort me hearties @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social

Also, I'm pretty sure the Amistad was using Mercurial.

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✨the glitterati✨ @glitterati.bsky.social

Also "main" is shorter to type

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social

The intense social pressure of 'i think I read an article about it'

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Rich Seviora @richs.bsky.social

You see it’s because he can’t merge to branch names only four characters long

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Non Fungible Trials Of Osiris @wqsaves.bsky.social

Like is a .js developer problem? Because that's the only community that could possibly be spinning up enough repos to give a shit about this

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Julie, Panican-American 🇺🇸 @juliekaufman.bsky.social

He heard someone say it once, therefore it is an absolute truth!

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com

if you're unable to process and manage change without losing your goddamned mind, then you're a fucking shit software developer

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jaime-taco.bsky.social @jaime-taco.bsky.social

Yeah the metaphor would be closer to someone coming in and replacing your tablecloth in the break room at work to a different color. Who cares

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Giovanni Campagna @gcampax.com

Sorry but no. You cannot go from "there was no pressure to change at all" to "if you cannot handle the pressure it's your problem". There was advocacy to change language, in some cases for entirely pointless reasons. It's not a justification for the mess we're in, but it's a fact.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com

like, this is an admission that you're unable to grow or learn anything new, both incredibly important skills in your profession

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Charles Xavier @charlesxavier.bsky.social

It’s also utterly BS. I wasn’t aware couldn’t use master bathroom, and wow - the very first listing on Redfin has it. And master branch? I literally saw this today at work. Just jumping at shadows

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Adam Piontek @73k.us

Cry harder. Why do you want that so bad? Very weird and sad and pathetic. Nobody cares.

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Ecomethius 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @ecomethius.bsky.social

Wait until you learn that "computer ' used to mean a job title for women with a specific skill set...

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The Best Around @thebestaround.bsky.social

As someone else who works in software, this guy is so full of shit. This was never an issue. No one ever brought it up. I think so people made some jokes about it though back in 2020.

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Melico @melico.bsky.social

You are 100% making that up.

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Frosh @froshkiller.dev

shut da fuk up

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blueanon shaman @esvrld.bsky.social

sorry you're upset about losing your emotional support word i guess

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upstating.bsky.social @upstating.bsky.social

Patently not true. Master branch is totally normal. The only thing that went away is a default setting in git and the SLAVE terminology in databases

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Spiked Underbelly @clevertrope.bsky.social

Yes you clearly do

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Christopher Guess @tryandguess.com

I work in software too. When one of my black colleagues set a new project to use “main” instead of “master” I went with it because 1.) zero effect on my life. And 2.) whatever he wanted to be comfortable with. He dealt with plenty of my preferences since I set up the linter.

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WoundedBear @woundedbear.bsky.social

The default name the main branch in git is master…this guy is dumb as rocks and most people changed to main because it made more sense than master. They also change from master/slave in clusters because it translated better to other languages…dude is a whiner.

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Kronos @progressiveknife.bsky.social

I'll still call it "multi-master" replication but primary/replica otherwise. Just makes sense.

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ROU Dignified and Appropriate @dimitrifrompowys.bsky.social

Slave implies that it's that device that's doing the work on behalf of the master and that's not reality at all.

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evilfred.bsky.social @evilfred.bsky.social

I work in software. At one company we switched from "master" to "main" and at my current employer it is still "master". It really is not a big deal, in fact it saves you two characters of typing to use "main". Why are you so invested in using the specific word "master"? Who cares?

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Paul Kerton @paulkerton.co.uk

In what world are the terms master and slave for backup and source control *not* connected to the slave trade? That is literally the root origin of the terminology, and why we don't use it anymore. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Somewhat Pointless @somewhatpointless.bsky.social

Nobody ever told me I had to stop using the master slave terminology. I did it purely as my own decision in my own repos and documentation because I thought it was fair enough. If you feel pressured, I'm sorry. But it's not a fucking big deal.

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Ben Keith @benlk.com

tbh, I prefer the new standards "main" or "trunk" golden master records didn't have branches; it's much easier to use the words that describe different types of branch in the tree metaphor.

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Brian Wolven @brianwolven.bsky.social

This is where you’ve gone wrong—the very fact that said language _exists_ and is so common in English is _because_ of the role the slave trade played in our history. It’s simply so baked in that you never noticed it before. I know I hadn’t. It simply pervades everything.

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alexsartorius.bsky.social @alexsartorius.bsky.social

I work in software. This isn't true.

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werealldoodshey.bsky.social @werealldoodshey.bsky.social

Oh no

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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social

As someone who grew up building computers with “master” and “slave” hard drives, in computing, the term “master” absolutely does have a connotation to it, and I could not possibly give two shits about having to find different words to describe things from time to time

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James Brundage | MVP @mrpowershell.com

Guess you missed the memo that this change was and is optional. Still have plenty of "master" branches, and plenty of "main" branches, too. You might just be wrong, or you might just be trolling. docs.github.com/en/repositor...

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