Stop edging in on @nytpitchbot.bsky.social's territory.

Don’t threaten me with a good time Aaron How will he go on idiot, right wing bro podcasts if he’s in hiding? I need to hear more about how this privileged, white, superstar athlete (lol no, he’s garbage) actually has such a difficult life bc Internet people are mean to him for being stupid

Does he pinky promise?

Promise?

Works for me. What an ass

Bye gurl.

Bye bye don’t let the door hit you on your way out. 👋🏾

Does he promise?

Why next year? He can do that now and no one will lose sleep

Sigh. He’s lying, darn it.

If he's moving his mouth, definitely.

Why do we have to wait?

Why wait

“I’m so ready for you to not see me I’m not even talking about it!”

No narcissist just leaves public life. Too good to be true.

Achilles heel promise?

🤣

Promise?

Boy. Bye.

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

ok bye

Bye

Okay. I mean, I don’t see him now.

🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉

Yay!!!!

Oh please no. Take your anti-vax BS and disappear. A stain on UC Berkeley's legacy that will take a long to erase.

I believe it—if Aaron Rodgers is known for anything it’s his truthfulness and aversion to attention.

I don’t care, do you?

First Mamdani then this. Good news just keeps coming.

“…in the John Cena sense, where you’ll actually have to see me everywhere all the time.”

it feels like that shailene girl might have dodged a bullet

You know what’d be the funniest thing? Takes his first step onto the field as a steeler and tears his other Achilles.

Wont see him (or think about him) for a year tops before he starts going on Rogan, starting his own podcast, putting out wacky quotes and seeding the media with his BS. Who is this fucking guy kidding?

How about an early start with this year, Aaron!

"After this season, you won't see me. You'll just hear me – on my new podcast, Out of the Public Eye with Aaron Rodgers, brought to you by Better Help."

Why wait? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

better late than never but never would be way cooler

Sounds. Like exactly like some other Narcissistic jag off 🤡

Sure, Jan. This soulless ghoul will haunt the League until he takes his last breath. It’s what malignant narcissists do.

Don't threaten us with a good time.

Without this very public announcement I wouldn’t have know he was still alive

Later, bro.

You’re teasing us

Why wait a year?

he's gonna go on that "I Just Want My Privacy" podcast tour

finally some good news molly @mollyknight.bsky.social

Promises promises

Please

Fucking promise?

Who?

Some guy who threw a ball in Green Bay.

Where?! ;)

Why wait until next year?

Good riddance!

Is that a promise? Please, don’t wait till next year!

it is funny he thinks he will last the season.

Promise? Pinky swear?

🥳

There is a god.

Dude is going to his bunker in Idaho because his war hungry Daddy, Trump is giving every conspiracy nut gasoline for their internal fires with Iran etc What a pussy, dude is afraid of ducking shadows and vaccines

Bye, Felicia. Can’t wait.

Promises promises.

promises

Sounds like he needs a wellness check.

Promise?

Promise?

Bye

Says the diva that held an NFL team hostage all spring.

Why wait?

Bullshit, he’s gonna start an unhinged podcast spouting his ridiculous conspiracy theories. Watch.

do we have to wait a year?

Good.

Bye, dog.

We’re never going to hear the end of him. He’ll make the rounds on all the usual suspects podcasts airing his grievances for the next decade.

Promise? Pinky swear?

Can we start the celebration now?

Well, that's something to look forward to

Its not an airport. No need to announce your departure.

😂 The same words spoken by the convicted felon, DJ Trump. "If I lose the election, you will never hear from me again".

bye bitch

Happiness overload tonight

we must celebrate this occasion

Is that a threat or a promise

Don’t threaten me with a good time, Aaron Rodgers.

Nice

If we dream it, it can come true - but does that include podcasts?

He'll probably put on a mask and go work for ICE.

Works for me.

Look Aaron, I’m old and tired. Please don’t threaten me with a good time!

He should leave his ball and go home.

👋🫵🤡🙄

Listen, I say this with all the sincerity in the world, Aaron: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pinky promise?

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Oh thank GOD!!!

Yawn.

Doesn't he know this is all we've ever wanted (well, since like 2020 anyway)

I'm sure he'll blame the wide receiver or the coach on his retirement.

Please and thank you

And it's not even my birthday!

Don’t threaten us with a good time.

But first he'll break the Steelers consecutive winning season record ,and then get Tomlin fired.Tiger blood runs free!!!!

PROMISE?!

why wait? no one needs him right now

… ok.

I live where Aaron grew ip. I attended Bute College, and had a lot of the same profe(at different times). He seems to have become stranger in the last decade.

Don’t let the door hit your pompous ass on the way out… good riddance.

We can only hope

Please take all your antivaxxer-douchebag buddies with you; maybe you can start your own leper colony

Good riddance.

"I will hold my breath too. See if I don't"

Can we fucking hold him to this please??

Oh, why wait so long? Go away useless inbred #MAGAmoron !

Can he do that retroactively ?

How about now? Now feels like a good time. No time like the present, Aaron.

Why wait?

My first thought too. I live an hour from Pittsburgh, usually watch their games, but absolutely fuck the @pittsburghsteeler.bsky.social this year. I won't watch even a single game.

To quote my dear departed mother, “Promises! Promises!”

can't wait

We have heard that before

He better not hide in my bit of the woods.

BUT....will we hear you?

Yeah

Promise or a threat? Either way okay byyyyeee!

He’ll be doing every little bit of media that he’s able to. Guaranteed.

We can hope!

Go Now ! MAGAt

🎵We won't call you up 🎵Even if your line's not engaged

I wouldn't be surprised if his retirement occurred mid-season. I honestly can't believe the Steelers threw him the life-preserver. He's washed, washed, washed.

Nah they didn’t throw him a life-preserver. They sunk their own ship to meet him where he’s at

As a Browns fan, I'm used to watching the Steelers act like the adults in the room, running rings around my squad. It's just odd to watch them make such an obviously bad move.

As a bengals fan I am also very confused by this pick up; not because I view them as the adults in the room but because they typically prefer to win 😂

But you can start sunning your butthole at your permanent ayahuasca retreat *now*, Aaron, you don’t have to wait!

Buh bye

Bet he's done something that's gonna come back and bite his ass next year. What a flake.

Had to double check this wasn't The Onion.

Promise?

👍

Promise?

A few years too late, but better late than never.

Promise?

Ha ha ha ha ha

Woooooo, God is good!!! Buh byeeeeeeeee!

Same thing the felon said about losing in 2020. Yet another lie.

Finally

Dont threaten us with a good time.

There are ways to make this happen.

Except at CPAC and hanging out at Mar-a-Lardo

@oldtakesexposed.bsky.social

Promise?

There is absolutely no way a childish egomaniac like Rodgers is going into hiding. Attention is his life force.

He’ll start a podcast or some shit.

One can only hope.

Who? 😂

Can he just do it now?

Hey, don’t threaten us with a good time.

Promise?

Promises, promises

Hiding places are available right now, Aaron, so...something to think about

It’s about goddamn time!

The world can only hope

Rodgers reminds of Bob Ryan on James Harden: “When he retires we’ll celebrate a great career. And one day we’ll all stand and clap when he goes into the Hall of Fame. And after that nobody will speak his name again.”