Maybe all the parents should get together, grab their kids, a chainsaw, and head to the beach to socially connect with other families as they cut up a dead whale.
Maybe all the parents should get together, grab their kids, a chainsaw, and head to the beach to socially connect with other families as they cut up a dead whale.
Or they could swim in sewage. Great bonding moment with your uninoculated grandkids
Or ride around with a dead bear so you can dump it in Central Park.