What a clown

I love how his leg gets stuck because he’s so stiff and slow. Is he training for the Glacial ICE division?

I like the part where he "dusts" his hands off after the tube

Don't cockroaches usually have 6 limbs?

More the 30 Rock version with Fred Armisen

EXACTLY what I was thinking!

Wait, "Honorary?" You mean that fucker is just going to be standing around while the real ICE agents pile 10 on 1 for the photo opp? He's Dean Cain, he's not gonna look foolish dogpilin...oh

Makes me think of Patriot Front training videos too

Hopefully, it gets as much play on mainstream media.

Or this vdv whatever the hell they are doing. youtu.be/0rAHrHd2lcw?...

They were more graceful

Runs?

After seeing this, my money is on Lex Luther. Looks like they took over a kid's playground for their training.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Message needs to go out to our Latino friends and neighbors. Don’t worry if Dean is in your neighborhood.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I bet his Japanese people are so proud. he can fo.

Buster did it better (can't find the gif though)

Yawn. Old washed up has been

He lost weight

he’s proving he’s an old man

Let’s face it. Watching James woods would be funnier

same energy

Only one of them is a good boy

Both are near retirement though 😂

I don’t know why you’re insulting this fine small athlete

Someone should do a side by side video

Watching this it’s hard to believe he was a good safety in college. I get that it’s almost 40 years later but it looks like this course was the first time he had done anything athletic.

“Trucks with flags” video was made last year…

Sad! Low energy

What a fucking joke. What kind of idiots are taking this jobs.

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At least the AQ dudes were in shape. The amount of metaphors about American policing and America in general here are too many to count.

I'm pretty good at witty repartee, but good God, seeing this video leaves me with nothing but a tinge of sadness.

Alleged professional actor fails to rehearse for an on-camera performance.

Oh ... that brings back memories. Al qaida monkey bars videos, Kashmiri independence nasheeds, Khalistani speeches... ah the good old days.

ICE will be beheading Democrats before this is over.

They'll probably send him to round up the women and children. Any boy over 12 could kick his ass.

Pitiful

He looks really tired.

Gravy SEAL

If they call that an obstacle course, it really does explain why ICE spends all their time in parking lots and churches. It also explains the masks. If they actually had to chase anyone, it could get really embarrassing being outrun by toddlers and grandmothers.

Good point except those Al Qaeda guys weren’t simulating Rodney Dangerfield or Jackie Gleason.

what a fat arse

He's really desperate for attention.

It looks like a 58 year old out of shape guy running through the course.

Dear God.

It fits. He’s cosplayed at everything he’s done in life.

Its a bird! Its a plane! Its a stupid man!

PRIVATE KAL-EH, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T FALL DOWN! THAT WOULD BREAK MY FUCKING HEART!

I myself would appreciate the padding in the cement tunnel. Is there an advance team for ICE agents whose members will be able to anticipate chase routes, and will lay down padding so agents can crawl through things without getting bruised and scratched knees?

He looks pretty slow and clumsy to me!

Sigh.

Is this practice for when you have to sneak in through a window to snatch a migrant child

Fat butt.

also, 'former' is doing a lot of heavy lifting, much like Cain's fork at mealtime the past few decades.

Pathetic. But an accurate manifestation of the ethos of this administration.

Please tell me where Dean Cain is stationed so I can transport as many undocumented immigrants into the country as I can with no chance of ever being caught.

Doesn’t look like anything a third grade girl couldn’t do!

Can we see Kegbreath doing pullups again 🤣🤣🤣

“Former”. You can practically feel the italic bold font.

Superman really has fallen on bad times.

So pathetic...

Why is it in slow motion

That's the way ICE flows.

Thank God we weren’t reliant on Dean Cain to fight Al Qaeda!

Sad. Sad, so this is their STAR Poster Boy.

Calisthenics for geriatrics

I just realized the pipe obstacle has a fucking puss pad lining the bottom so they don't scrap their knees! 😂

You’d think their knees were good and calloused from all the boot licking

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Seal team biscuit.

Gosh, I hope he doesn’t die in the line of duty or anything like that. Such dedication to being a jerk.

Like these guys are actually trained. Lol

The Al Qaeda in that were in shape, though.

Is he trying out for a Christian Nationalist film? Surely he could just atttend a church and they'd ask him. Work smarter, lad.

His Kryptonite is Ozempic

I always wondered if the monkey bars videos became a meme even inside Al Qaeda. “Look, habibi, there goes Abu Kickball, Mujahid of the Playground!”

Iraqi jumping jacks vibes

Dean Cain is now the official man of shit

He's probably only gonna make the practice squad anyway

You call that “running?” LOL Looks like Superman cannot hardly walk let alone fly 😂

*can

Tubby

I laughed out loud. It really is.

That’s a nasty line by you

I’m 75 and I could complete those obstacles.

Except no flaming hoops to jump through. Low energy! Sad!

Assuming Dean Cain had a stroke at some point? Maybe several?

sad.

Is this supposed to make me want to be a Nazi?

Fun fact, I had to support targeting of what could best be described as “ISIS jungle gym” a few years back… Couldn’t help but think of that while watching this…

That's not running.

Trumps gestapo