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Nick Kodama @nickkodama.bsky.social

Marco Rubio has 5 jobs now

aug 30, 2025, 5:11 am • 23 6

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Kevin @kinkologist.bsky.social

And isn't qualified for a single one of them.

aug 30, 2025, 5:21 am • 2 0 • view
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Mother of Destruction @maofdestruction.bsky.social

But how many baby mamas does he have?

aug 30, 2025, 5:19 am • 0 0 • view
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MovieEv @realmovieev.bsky.social

the patent office is seriously considering granting rubio a patent for incompetency

aug 30, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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David @dondanger.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 5:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Ian B @ianburg.bsky.social

Did you count Oval Office sofa ornament? - maybe that’s more vocational than paid position, JD would be able to clarify.

aug 30, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marc Dissents @marcdissents.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 6:04 am • 0 0 • view
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heepst @heepst.bsky.social

And all of them require him to sell his soul

aug 30, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 0 • view