As soon as he mentioned he wants to go to heaven it was clear as day.
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I believe Jesus would like a word or two with him. I would love to be a little Angel-fly on the wall to hear how that convo goes.
aug 25, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Had the same thought. Now he’ll probably try and tariff the Vatican into blessing him or some nonsense on his way out.
aug 25, 2025, 5:26 pm • 26 0 • view
This is such an insane statement, but .......
aug 25, 2025, 7:49 pm • 7 0 • view
It truly should be crazy talk. But I’m afraid we live in a world being written via MadLibs now.
aug 25, 2025, 8:36 pm • 8 0 • view
Maybe they are deploying the guard to blue cities because they know his death is imminent and that the celebrations will be wild as hell.
aug 26, 2025, 2:26 am • 10 2 • view
Well, he created a White House Faith Office this term and I imagine they already think he’s their chosen one. Or, conversely, are fervently praying on bended knee, begging for him to make it through the pearly gates.
aug 25, 2025, 6:11 pm • 1 0 • view
The idea of spending all of eternity with Donald is a real dealbreaker. Send me to the other place!
aug 25, 2025, 10:11 pm • 1 0 • view