I don't think they get all dolled up like that before leaving the ship.

Huh?! No more bizarre than the shit other cultures have done

It would’ve been bizarre as the Native Americans had never seen make up that didn’t look like war paint or fake hair. I’m sure that many of my ancestors that laid eyes on the colonizers for the very first time did indeed think how bizarre and I’m sure they were scared too

The natives would’ve looked equally bizarre to them