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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social

Does he get his makeup at Benjamin Moore?

aug 23, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1,668 155

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Kass @kassjane.bsky.social

CVS

aug 24, 2025, 1:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Beth Hall @realbethhall.bsky.social

Looks more like spackle.

aug 23, 2025, 11:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Woke Conscience @wokeinamerica.bsky.social

So he didn't wash his hands very well after his last diaper change.....

aug 23, 2025, 11:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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@ccoff.bsky.social @ccoff.bsky.social

Benjamin Moore has so many shades they would definitely match better than this. Obviously some cheap discount brand!😂

aug 23, 2025, 11:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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franko25.bsky.social @franko25.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

aug 24, 2025, 11:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Craig Woods @craigstevenwoods.bsky.social

Future tests will undoubtedly prove that he is 78.3% Stucco.

aug 24, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
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sophieresists.bsky.social @sophieresists.bsky.social

If so, what’s the name of that color?

aug 24, 2025, 12:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dr Audrey Glover @draudreyglover.bsky.social

Ivanka’s makeup drawer, or some that Ivana left him

aug 23, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! @johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social

Let us bow our heads and pray for leprosy.

aug 24, 2025, 3:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Kathy, Sadie and Molly @kathysadiemolly25.bsky.social

The paint is "Sandy Beach". It covers imperfections in walls, as well as old men's hands. No primer needed.

aug 23, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Orry K @msbak.bsky.social

So weird...

aug 24, 2025, 10:22 am • 0 0 • view
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roger1520.bsky.social @roger1520.bsky.social

Syphilis “third stage” Brain melt! Senile psychodic ..being allowed to devistate a Democracy! Americans sit on their hands and HOPE that someone will safe them! Weak, lazy Americans can’t fight for the democracy! Weaklings mentally and physically ! Pathetic ! Protest.. Get off your asses!

aug 23, 2025, 11:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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beege @beege4.bsky.social

Actually it does resemble spackle. As I was saying elsewhere, this constellation of symptoms didn't occur overnight. Seems like he might have been aware of several serious issues while campaigning without disclosing to voters.

aug 23, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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shitsuesays.bsky.social @shitsuesays.bsky.social

All those beauty pageants and he can’t blend makeup?

aug 24, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Catlady Nextdoor @backgroundnoise99.bsky.social

I think it’s spackle by Dap.

aug 23, 2025, 11:48 pm • 8 0 • view
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patrickbooth.bsky.social @patrickbooth.bsky.social

Beelzebub Mortician supply.

aug 24, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jules @fabulousmonster.bsky.social

It’s from their Death Becomes Her line

aug 23, 2025, 10:57 pm • 9 0 • view
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Fernanda H @fernandaheck.bsky.social

Came here looking for this. Thank you

aug 24, 2025, 12:25 am • 2 0 • view
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k19c.bsky.social @k19c.bsky.social

😂

aug 23, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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EricaJones @onegrumpygoose.bsky.social

If they can keep it from getting ALL OVER his shirt and jacket then why can’t they match his skin tone better? Keeping his orange makeup off his clothing is seriously the best skill Trump has. 💯

aug 24, 2025, 2:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Hold My Beer 🇲🇽🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇵🇦 @holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social

snort

aug 24, 2025, 2:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Introvertus Emeritus🇨🇦🇷🇴🇺🇦 @quousquetandem.bsky.social

The mortuary rather.

aug 24, 2025, 12:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Peter Burnside @peterburnside.bsky.social

Nah, they have computer color matching.

aug 24, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Evil Whippet @evilwhippet.bsky.social

Probably stage 3 heart failure. Whatever.

aug 23, 2025, 10:51 pm • 10 0 • view
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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social

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aug 23, 2025, 11:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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snagz_did_what @snagzsongs.bsky.social

tease

aug 23, 2025, 11:45 pm • 8 0 • view
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Barb, Red State Blue Neck @barbb.bsky.social

My sharp eyes mother noticed his left hand in this pic from yesterday. He's not shaking hands with his left hand.

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aug 24, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Barb, Red State Blue Neck @barbb.bsky.social

meidasnews.com/news/trump-s...

aug 24, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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OneDayatATime 🇨🇦🍁♥️ @prayinfortheplanet.bsky.social

That stuff is thick. Like theatrical or hopefully, mortician's makeup.

aug 24, 2025, 2:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Mattydean @mattydean.bsky.social

You know he hates to match the surrounding skin tone. At least it’s not orange.

aug 23, 2025, 11:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Titania in love @emilyinthelibrary.bsky.social

Spackle from Home Depot

aug 23, 2025, 11:16 pm • 4 0 • view
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Artemus Arguello @artemusprym.bsky.social

Makeup by your local hardware store.

aug 24, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
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nuniabizznezz.bsky.social @nuniabizznezz.bsky.social

Yes, and they didn't have the cheetos chip in stock to compare to his skin. Instead he went with Racist White.

aug 23, 2025, 11:53 pm • 5 0 • view
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💙💚Bowie Maroney 💙💚 @baxie71.bsky.social

I don't think that's makeup. It looks like dead skin to me. Look how it's flakey and cracked. Necrosis?

aug 24, 2025, 12:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jay Reding @jayreding.bsky.social

Is there an embalming supply store?

aug 23, 2025, 10:52 pm • 4 0 • view
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AxeDame @axedame.bsky.social

There used to be a mortician magazine! It had kick ass adds for things like trocars lol

aug 23, 2025, 11:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dean Booth 🦆🐇 @deanbooth.bsky.social

Steve McQueen in The Blob: WHAT IS IT HE’S GOT ON HIS HAND? I DON’T KNOW, DOC.
aug 24, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
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divinebear.bsky.social @divinebear.bsky.social

That's where they keep the paint rollers and caulk. Check Melania.

aug 23, 2025, 11:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Don't look up @zone6bgardener.bsky.social

It's the same gold spray paint that is on the oval office "Decor".

aug 23, 2025, 10:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hambone @hambone717.bsky.social

An Alpha male to be sure

aug 23, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Still Fighting Forward 🫘🇺🇦💛🐸 @momneedsabreak.bsky.social

The name of the paint is "Death becomes her."

aug 24, 2025, 3:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Acey @aceypup.bsky.social

Perhaps his syphilis is acting up again?

aug 23, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social

LOL!

aug 23, 2025, 11:22 pm • 51 0 • view
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Gottahava ☕️ 🦬 ⚔️ 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @gottahavajava.bsky.social

Looks like the ear patch. I bet MAGA is buying white hand makeup now

aug 23, 2025, 11:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷 @jastuart68.bsky.social

All the shades of beige and ecru bought in bulk 🤭

aug 24, 2025, 1:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social

He tried to gold leaf it

aug 23, 2025, 11:39 pm • 20 0 • view
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JJ @jjconnerton.bsky.social

Lmao

aug 23, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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scoundrel2.bsky.social @scoundrel2.bsky.social

right? i said to someone else, you think they'd get a better makeup artist, for various reasons!

aug 23, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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~*Moonie*~🌙 @sailormoonxrrx.bsky.social

It looks like a poorly done makeup swatch... Trying to match the hideous orange the rest of him is.

aug 24, 2025, 4:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Saskia G @jstlistening.bsky.social

They forgot to get the orange colored cover up.

aug 23, 2025, 11:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Carl E @ceindeed.bsky.social

Definitely not. He would be demanding an endorsement fee.

aug 23, 2025, 11:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Was just wondering…? 🌮 @wasjustwondering.bsky.social

Worst graffiti tagging ever…

aug 24, 2025, 12:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Kris Paige @krispaige.com

Multiple myeloma

aug 24, 2025, 12:52 am • 0 0 • view
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kimhope9.bsky.social @kimhope9.bsky.social

I think that is actually the Sherwin Williams shoji white i just painted my walls! For real!

aug 24, 2025, 5:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Sir Chumlee @chummychumlee.bsky.social

Earl Scheib.

aug 24, 2025, 12:46 am • 3 0 • view
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💙💚Bowie Maroney 💙💚 @baxie71.bsky.social

Uh-oh! Better call Maaco!

aug 24, 2025, 12:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Zen Archer @rroyh.bsky.social

“I’ll paint any hand for just $29.95” 😅

aug 24, 2025, 6:24 am • 3 0 • view
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BelleoftheBeast @belleofthebeast.bsky.social

Can ANYONE teach him about colormatching? PLEASE?! Between his face and his hand, I'm losing count of how many colors this man is wearing. And I'm not talking about a mismatched wardrobe.

aug 24, 2025, 5:47 am • 0 0 • view
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S Preu Art @sproo.bsky.social

More like Benjamin MOURGE right

aug 24, 2025, 4:02 am • 0 0 • view
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TexaKiwi 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸🇳🇿🐈🫘 @texaskiwi70.bsky.social

🔥🔥🔥

aug 24, 2025, 12:39 am • 2 0 • view
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Harp O'Marx @gyregp.bsky.social

Crepe-y

aug 24, 2025, 4:52 am • 0 0 • view
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badgertricia @badgertricia.bsky.social

He’s just looking for the perfect white swatch

aug 23, 2025, 11:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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jen 🌻 @bunnibytz.bsky.social

💀

aug 24, 2025, 4:02 pm • 4 0 • view
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Paula 🫘 @paulaknox.bsky.social

Come on, Benjamin Moore matches colors better than that

aug 23, 2025, 10:55 pm • 31 1 • view
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Patti 💙 #BlueWave2026 🌊 @planetmead.bsky.social

😜🤣

aug 23, 2025, 11:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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jge60.bsky.social @jge60.bsky.social

aug 23, 2025, 11:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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mattlevis.bsky.social @mattlevis.bsky.social

Looks like dead chicken skin. Legit.

aug 24, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Concentration Camp Barbie 🌮 @ljohn44.bsky.social

A mortuary supply company?

aug 24, 2025, 12:17 am • 3 0 • view
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TXRebel (She/Her) @redrebel.bsky.social

😂😂😂

aug 24, 2025, 12:15 am • 1 0 • view
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krudd79.bsky.social @krudd79.bsky.social

More like Kelly Moore since they went bankrupt

aug 23, 2025, 11:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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ashamedofrepubs.bsky.social @ashamedofrepubs.bsky.social

It looks like spackle....was this his make-up artist doing or his?

aug 23, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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𝚁𝚊𝚢𝙾𝚏𝚂𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎🌞🪷🇺🇦 @realroffs.bsky.social

His tiny hands look kinda swollen too. Chubby stumpy fingers.

aug 23, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sophie Mac @sophiemac.bsky.social

Maybe he has skin cancer 🤞

aug 23, 2025, 10:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Frater0 @blackbox1.bsky.social

Unmistakably pedophile hands.

aug 24, 2025, 1:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Joe Goes Over @joehansbarger.bsky.social

Whoever is eventually going to do this motherfucker's funeral makeup is going to have the easiest day of their professional career.

aug 24, 2025, 1:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Choose_Happy @choosehappy13.bsky.social

My question is does he put on the paint himself? Whoever should be fired 🤣🤣

aug 24, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Belcaro @belcaro.bsky.social

My wife could give him some tips on applying makeup. Hint: It should match your skin tone.

aug 24, 2025, 12:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Just B @lifeis2short4this.bsky.social

I think it’s a salve from RFK made out of caterpillars and leeches to cure his melanoma.

aug 23, 2025, 10:57 pm • 9 0 • view
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BohemianBlueBird @bohemianbird.bsky.social

The hand is swollen too

aug 24, 2025, 1:54 am • 0 0 • view
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SchmoJo @scojo.bsky.social

Oh yeah, that's Fascist Sunrise. I thought they discontinued that one.

aug 23, 2025, 11:55 pm • 7 0 • view
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Context Collapse @gbaji.bsky.social

He wanted Goldenrod, but they were out.

aug 23, 2025, 11:56 pm • 6 0 • view
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Elizabeth @pacnwmom.bsky.social

Strawberry blonde

aug 24, 2025, 11:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Allan Murphy @cullenskink.bsky.social

You can't get orange bandaids, so they're in a corner here.

aug 23, 2025, 11:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social

He uses concealer from Temu.

aug 23, 2025, 11:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Not a fish @verticalpig.bsky.social

It would be nice if whatever drug they pumped in when cannulating those veins worked... Oh, what if this is it working?

aug 23, 2025, 11:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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michaelross.bsky.social @michaelross.bsky.social

It covers his “Putin’s Bitch” tattoo.

aug 23, 2025, 11:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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Elderly White Hippie @marieinsedona.bsky.social

I mean, weird.

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galeca.bsky.social @galeca.bsky.social

I thought she died I. Her Manhattan apt. She was at Bedminister? Did he have her killed. She was set to be deposed. What’s up?

aug 24, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Sauerkraut on everything! @dungeoncrawler13.bsky.social

That looks like they painted over the bruise

aug 23, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Craig Parietti @bluecjp.bsky.social

Don't let your left hand know what your right hand is doing": Instruction from Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount) advising that charitable acts should be done with humble, pure intentions, rather than for human praise or recognition. Trump clearly has a messed up right hand in more ways than one!!!!

aug 23, 2025, 11:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Persistent Nasty Women @blueresisterinca.bsky.social

His “makeup” person clearly despises him.

aug 23, 2025, 11:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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Linda 🌙🌟 @azuresaturnmoon.bsky.social

Kilz - it just isn't working fast enough

aug 24, 2025, 12:16 am • 5 0 • view
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speaktotruth.bsky.social @speaktotruth.bsky.social

He’s a frigging billionaire. He can’t afford a decent makeup artist?

aug 23, 2025, 11:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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~*Moonie*~🌙 @sailormoonxrrx.bsky.social

None of them will do the glorious orange color he wants; they're too good for the job 🤣

aug 24, 2025, 4:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Forbestonow @forbestonow.bsky.social

Nah, he is too cheap for that. That's smooth peanut butter from the White House kitchen.

aug 24, 2025, 12:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Fugitive Pope @fugitivepope.bsky.social

He's covering up his new Swastika tattoo.

aug 23, 2025, 11:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social

He's missing a big opportunity to do the Michael Jackson glove look.

aug 24, 2025, 12:03 am • 1 0 • view
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chichi60.bsky.social @chichi60.bsky.social

😬😬😬😬😬talk about a bad paint job still see the black and blue 😬😬😬😬 let's hope this is a sign of something really bad maybe a dirt nap coming

aug 23, 2025, 11:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Basset Blue🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦🇺🇳 @thebassetblue.bsky.social

That wall spackle is giving off Weekend at Bernie’s vibes. Except Bernie was more liked dead. People will likely line up to piss on Trump.

aug 23, 2025, 11:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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michellenonumbr.bsky.social @michellenonumbr.bsky.social

He has very poor vision. And no one around him will help him blend or match his makeup.

aug 24, 2025, 12:04 am • 1 0 • view
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❁ 𝐊 ❁ @girlybojon.bsky.social

And did they use his hand to "test" the wrong shades?? Because that's the shade of "human being". He's looking for "Maniacal Clown Corpse".

aug 24, 2025, 2:09 am • 3 0 • view
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Lance J. Gosnell @lancejgosnell.com

It's certainly not Ben Nye Stage Makeup. LOL

aug 23, 2025, 11:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Magysmiles @magysmiles.bsky.social

Actually, I heard Walmart.

aug 23, 2025, 11:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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wittywhiskey.bsky.social @wittywhiskey.bsky.social

He's gonna stroke out in less than 3 months.

aug 24, 2025, 1:50 am • 1 0 • view
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dragonslayer240.bsky.social @dragonslayer240.bsky.social

Two weeks

aug 24, 2025, 2:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Estacia 🌙 @estaciamoon.bsky.social

No one has ever explained to him that foundation comes in a zillion different skin colors and it’s *hilarious*.

aug 23, 2025, 10:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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galeca.bsky.social @galeca.bsky.social

Is he color blind?

aug 24, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
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wanda27.bsky.social @wanda27.bsky.social

Hopefully, he’s rotting away.

aug 24, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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C.C.P @joncryerlove.bsky.social

aug 24, 2025, 5:31 am • 0 0 • view
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💙Blue dot in a purple state 😳🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💙 @ams1701.bsky.social

Maybe it's that liquid bandaid stuff

aug 24, 2025, 12:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Connie L🇨🇦 🐝🌲 @pennerconnie.bsky.social

I was thinking it's his face make up, same gold color lol

aug 24, 2025, 12:55 am • 0 0 • view
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dnakara.bsky.social @dnakara.bsky.social

His makeup artist hates him.

aug 24, 2025, 12:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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FGvW @fatgirlvsworld.bsky.social

It's giving....

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aug 23, 2025, 10:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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Paulette Feeney ❌️👑 @pauletteparis1.bsky.social

Comes with a free spatula!

aug 24, 2025, 3:36 am • 6 0 • view
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Netty Bo Betty @jnetty.bsky.social

Yes, and he uses a paint brush to layer it on 😊

aug 24, 2025, 4:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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aaaaack.bsky.social @aaaaack.bsky.social

Too much is never enough

aug 23, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ray McKigney @raymckigney.bsky.social

Aisle 6 / Spackle

aug 23, 2025, 10:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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sweaters40.bsky.social @sweaters40.bsky.social

Maybe trump should spend a couple of dollars and get a darker shade! I’m sure he can find a fund to take the money out of!

aug 24, 2025, 4:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Bridget Walker 🦋 🌸📎🕊️💙 🇺🇦🇨🇦🌞📚🎶🌍🍀 @bawalker.bsky.social

They think we won’t notice! Is Chump color blind? How else does he go out looking like he does? Ugh

aug 24, 2025, 1:32 am • 2 0 • view
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BohemianBlueBird @bohemianbird.bsky.social

You can see knuckles. Very swollen. Obama screwed up his golf game!

aug 24, 2025, 1:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Annie @pissed4ever.bsky.social

Hands are swollen. Hoping obit is around the corner.

aug 23, 2025, 11:03 pm • 10 0 • view
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Kam Uraki @kamuraki.bsky.social

Let's just hope he's dying.

aug 23, 2025, 10:52 pm • 13 0 • view
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PenguinGuy 👊🐧🔥 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @penguinguynz.bsky.social

According to noted empath Joni Ernst, we all are.

aug 24, 2025, 4:20 am • 3 0 • view
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Boidle @boidle.bsky.social

That's not makeup, it's a panacea potion of eye of newt & crushed rhino horn he got from Bobby Jr.

aug 23, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hulkling 🧩 #AutismAwareness✨ #VOTE ✨ #BLM 🙌🏿 (he/him) @hulklingawyeah.bsky.social

Ooof, now that he uses the US treasury as an open wallet to hire make up artists 24/7 and film grade wigs (one use of course), you'd think he'd look better, but this? that is desperate color correct to hide things going, not so well... which, I mean, um 🤞😐🤞

aug 23, 2025, 10:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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galeca.bsky.social @galeca.bsky.social

Ugh o. His hand is worse. worse. Infected and chronic. Try an Isotoner ffs. He’s still shaking hands. Ewww!

aug 24, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Pamela in California @pamica.bsky.social

Cadavers-R-Us

aug 23, 2025, 11:00 pm • 10 0 • view
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divinebear.bsky.social @divinebear.bsky.social

I wonder if it peels under hot sun?

aug 23, 2025, 11:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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greytmama.bsky.social @greytmama.bsky.social

I wonder if he melts if you throw a bucket of water on him

aug 24, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
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divinebear.bsky.social @divinebear.bsky.social

If only...

aug 24, 2025, 12:15 am • 2 0 • view
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Ash4848 @ashbow.bsky.social

It looks like Walt Nota, Trump’s butter, can change diapers but is not good at putting makeup

aug 23, 2025, 11:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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inkwrat @inkwrat.bsky.social

When off camera, is he hooked up to IVs or something like Baron Harkonnen and his suspensors?

aug 23, 2025, 11:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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MaineNature @mainenature.bsky.social

I wonder where he gets his Lasix infusions for his congestive heart failure?

aug 24, 2025, 12:14 am • 3 0 • view
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Tracy Kendall @tracykendall.bsky.social

More like Rust-Oleum 😂

aug 24, 2025, 12:16 am • 2 0 • view
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𝐴. 𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑎 of Fennario🇺🇸🇺🇦🧬🔵 @antilocapra-a.bsky.social

Have you seen his face?!

aug 23, 2025, 11:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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factnurse.bsky.social @factnurse.bsky.social

His nail beds don’t look very pink.

aug 23, 2025, 11:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social

That hand looks bloated. They need to dial back on the embalming fluid infusions.

aug 24, 2025, 12:05 am • 3 0 • view
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Karen Seidman @seidline.bsky.social

The concealer ain't cutting it. Think he should slap a maxi pad over it since that worked for him before.

aug 23, 2025, 11:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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Nicole Adams 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 ❌👑 @blathin384.bsky.social

Looks more like smeared bird 💩

aug 24, 2025, 12:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Nicole Adams 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 ❌👑 @blathin384.bsky.social

Yikes 😬

aug 24, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
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pthomas7.bsky.social @pthomas7.bsky.social

It also looks short and stubby.

aug 24, 2025, 1:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Vahl. Yes, that one. @calyka.bsky.social

I'm still astounded that they didn't Photoshop his hand to be larger.

aug 23, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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LucyMac @sitdownlucy.bsky.social

Well, he does need it in gallon sized pails. Don't see those at Sephora.

aug 23, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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nametabj.bsky.social @nametabj.bsky.social

aug 23, 2025, 10:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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hideout2014.bsky.social @hideout2014.bsky.social

Has any journalist questioned what exactly is going on g in with his hand? Doctor report?

aug 23, 2025, 11:46 pm • 4 0 • view
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💙💚Bowie Maroney 💙💚 @baxie71.bsky.social

Karoline Leavitt said it's just bruising from shaking too many hands. Seriously.

aug 24, 2025, 12:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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TerpieCat @terpiecat.bsky.social

The WH claims that it's from frequent handshaking. LOL.

aug 23, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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h-thereinthesky.bsky.social @h-thereinthesky.bsky.social

😂

aug 24, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
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DawnsEarlierLight💡🗽 @dawnsearlierlight.bsky.social

Lawrence O’Donnell comments regularly about the ineptitude of the WH Press Corp.

aug 24, 2025, 12:11 am • 8 0 • view
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Elizabeth loves democracy @drelizabethseattle.bsky.social

Yes, that is also where he hires his make up artists.

aug 24, 2025, 3:30 am • 0 0 • view
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B.Berger @bergerbeebs.bsky.social

That's not makeup--it's spackle. Apparently he is falling apart!

aug 24, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Panderdude 🇺🇦 @panderingstooge.bsky.social

obesity, eh?

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aug 23, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ciel @cielwilliams.bsky.social

Benjamin Moore has color matching technology though, but yeah lol

aug 23, 2025, 11:25 pm • 5 0 • view
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The Web Optimist @weboptimist.bsky.social

I mean have you seen the baby poop colored bronzer he smears (badly) on his face? What you get when you have no gay friends...

aug 24, 2025, 12:20 am • 6 0 • view
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leafer1.bsky.social @leafer1.bsky.social

Someone suggest to Donald there are beautiful warm beaches off the coast of Florida with zero flesh eating bacteria. It would be great to take a dip and soothe his wounds 🇨🇦

aug 23, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cathy Hazzard @mcndmh.bsky.social

He’s rotting from the inside out🤢

aug 23, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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davidonstrike @davidonstrike.bsky.social

I found the color code! Sandy Syphilis 0021

aug 23, 2025, 10:52 pm • 45 1 • view
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Kanela @2learnmore.bsky.social

Looks like someone gonna bite the dust soon

aug 23, 2025, 11:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lori Hyphen Ann True. North. Strong. Free. @strongasfuck @lorihyphenann.bsky.social

ClownsЯUs

aug 24, 2025, 1:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Wild Bill Kelso @wildbillkelsono1.bsky.social

Covering IV marks.

aug 25, 2025, 5:30 am • 0 0 • view