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Schrödinger's President @darinself.com

A person I went to high school with just became a grandparent

aug 28, 2025, 3:35 pm • 564 17

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Azulitasola @azulitasola.bsky.social

Wait until you read that first obit for one of your exes. It's not nearly as much fun as you thought it would be back in your twenties, & it gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "body count." 3 of my exes are now dead. Yes. I have alibis.

aug 28, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Buck McWilliams @buckmcw.bsky.social

Yeah when that happens it’s mind blowing. Wait till your 50th high school reunion (ours was this year) when they bring along those grandkids. And some are adults

aug 28, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mark Dundas Wood @markdundaswood.bsky.social

Yes, my 50th is where I learned that 2 of my classmates were great-grandfathers. Also, everybody left for home by about 10pm. I was apparently the only one who considered retiring by 1am as "early to bed."

aug 28, 2025, 5:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Buck McWilliams @buckmcw.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

aug 28, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kevin Johnson @kjohnson913.bsky.social

My little brother is a grandparent

aug 28, 2025, 4:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Aminaerin @aminaerin.bsky.social

Don’t worry pops aging comes to us all x

aug 28, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bob Spaziano @bobspaziano.com

Those of us who grew up in the South have this experience (peers becoming grandparents) in our early thirties.

aug 28, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dick Mac (alive!) @dickmac999.bsky.social

Imagine my surprise when my little brother, and then my little sister became grandparents!

aug 28, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Totally Valid Handle @azgict.bsky.social

Recently had this exact experience

aug 28, 2025, 6:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kevin Wardrop @kevinwardrop.nitemayr.com

My younger sister is a grandparent multiple times over. I still don't feel old, but she's old af.

aug 28, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Don Shafer @donshafer.bsky.social

I see old people in the grocery store and realize I went to high school with them.

aug 28, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Psionic Death @psionicdeath.bsky.social

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aug 28, 2025, 3:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Robert Dancer @robertdancer.bsky.social

One of my good friends from school has been a teacher there for some decades. Her quote: It is kind of nice to teach the children of those you have taught. Teaching their grandchildren gives one pause for thought…

aug 28, 2025, 7:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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mildredpsuggins.bsky.social @mildredpsuggins.bsky.social

Then you’re staring death right in the face. 😂

aug 28, 2025, 6:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Vanessa @vanessan.bsky.social

It's 11:45 am, respectfully...I don't need this type of negativity before I take my bone density supplement and join my mall walkers group.

aug 28, 2025, 3:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Convicted J. Felon @dondrump.bsky.social

Well, I’m 67 and just became a dad. Sad I waited, glad he’s here. Never felt love like this my entire life.

aug 28, 2025, 3:50 pm • 7 0 • view
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Geordie og @geordiebm.bsky.social

Enjoy!

aug 28, 2025, 6:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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🔥💥Kashim💥🔥 @phoenix-knight.bsky.social

Im 42 and graduated in 02. So yeah, Im entirely sure its happened multiple times over by now.

aug 28, 2025, 4:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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rawWwRrr @rawwwrrr.rocks

When the oldies radio channel your parents used to listen to every day is suddenly playing those modern hits you grew up with.

aug 28, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hungover Gourmet @renm8r.bsky.social

I ran into the parents of my grade school crush a couple years ago. When her mom said "did you know she's a grandmother now?!" I died a little inside.

aug 28, 2025, 4:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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iamjustabud.bsky.social @iamjustabud.bsky.social

Everyone I knew in High School has been buried for a while.

aug 28, 2025, 4:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Johnny Mac @wetgraysocks.bsky.social

That's fantastic. How old are you? I think that part would be relevant to your post, right?

aug 28, 2025, 4:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Caroline @o-line-o.bsky.social

My cousin is one year older than me and the grandmother of a toddler. I have a three year old. 🧓

aug 28, 2025, 3:45 pm • 5 0 • view
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Dale (aka Lichtenbergian) @thatdale.bsky.social

Pfft. A couple of years ago I was greeting a new kindergartener and asked — based on his unusual last name — whether he were any kin to a former high school student of mine, and his mother cheerfully told me that the former student was this boy's grandfather.

aug 28, 2025, 3:51 pm • 6 0 • view
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Dale (aka Lichtenbergian) @thatdale.bsky.social

And many of my first students are now collecting Social Security. I'm old.

aug 28, 2025, 3:52 pm • 3 0 • view
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DesertVultureMultimedia @desertvulture.bsky.social

I just got a notice in the mail for my 50-year high school reunion for Class of 75.

aug 28, 2025, 4:03 pm • 3 0 • view
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LizzietheQueen @lizziethequeen.bsky.social

🤣🤣 well played

aug 28, 2025, 4:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Farah Ghuznavi @farahghuznavi.bsky.social

It happens.... Inexplicable though it feels!!!

aug 28, 2025, 4:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stockard Channing Tatum O’Neal @rupaulryan.bsky.social

your 40s is such a wild time because the people you grew up with could be having their first wedding, kid, grandkid, or heart attack

aug 28, 2025, 4:05 pm • 14 0 • view
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Mourn the Weenie @m0urn-the-weenie.bsky.social

I'm in my 30s. Three of those have already happened; I know of one, a bully from my schooldays, who died of a heart attack at barely past 30 years. The only thing that hasn't happened is the grandkid's arrival, but most are married with kids, so...

aug 28, 2025, 5:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mourn the Weenie @m0urn-the-weenie.bsky.social

I don't really mind. Time moves on, we move on. I just hope those kids are doing alright, better at any event than we had, than I had.

aug 28, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Former MAGA @blackrhody.bsky.social

More content like this!

aug 28, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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This One Ate Seven @thisoneateseven.antifascists.space

aug 28, 2025, 4:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Clare @clar75.bsky.social

Haha

aug 28, 2025, 5:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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James Vizzard @jwvizzard.bsky.social

I’m the oldest of 14 grandkids, but quite a few of my younger cousins are grandparents. One of them, about 10 years younger than I, is likely to be a great grandparent before I have a single grandkid.

aug 28, 2025, 4:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eric Van Goethem @evgo7311.bsky.social

My mom’s former students now have grandkids 😅.

aug 28, 2025, 4:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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NancyJAM @nancyjam.bsky.social

This is what happens in life.

aug 28, 2025, 5:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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WorldFamous Jim @twfjom.bsky.social

That's okay, don't fret too much! You're not necessarily old. I once had a guy who worked for me that became a grandfather at the ripe old age of 32! Now THAT's an achievement!

aug 28, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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arkchick613.bsky.social @arkchick613.bsky.social

Yeah, that’s a stunner. At least a third of my class has shuffled off this mortal coil. Those notices set me back a bit when they come out.

aug 28, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marfy ❌👑 @mojobaby.bsky.social

Aging sucks but it beats the alternative.

aug 28, 2025, 9:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Painted Mithra @paintedmithra.bsky.social

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aug 28, 2025, 3:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kevin Johnny O’Brien @obriekp.bsky.social

At least he hasn’t tossed off his mortal coil like many of my peers!

aug 28, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Whiskey's proud dad! @eddiesparks1.bsky.social

I'm 42 born April 83 and my cousin was born 6 months earlier September 82, and the last time we spoke she bragged to me about being a grandmother multiple times and she's not even 43 yet!

aug 28, 2025, 11:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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FLR @mdksun.bsky.social

I live in the South. This shit happened in my 30s.

aug 28, 2025, 9:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sure did 💙 @suepokszyk.bsky.social

My son just became a grandfather 😶

aug 28, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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AlanG 🇨🇦 🍁 @alan1513.bsky.social

In less surprising news,... I am 64 and expect to be told I am a grandparent, any hour now.... Just a little excited in our house!!!!!!!!! My son is 4000 km away, so we won't see the baby in person until Christmas. We have a trip to Tanzania in September.

aug 28, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mat Allen @chaosinsky.bsky.social

That really depends how old you are. 50s? Eh, conceivable. 30s? Yeah, panic.

aug 28, 2025, 5:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Giovanna @giovanna2a2.bsky.social

You’re lucky you’re alive to know this. Some people never make it to that point. Being alive and growing old is a true gift. Enjoy it.

aug 28, 2025, 3:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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Geordie og @geordiebm.bsky.social

I'm trying, but my three unrelated medical appointments are not making it easy!😄

aug 28, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Giovanna @giovanna2a2.bsky.social

Here’s the thing: I’ve survived more than 3 separate cancers. Try to stay positive. I’m sending you good vibes because you deserve all the good light in the universe. I wish you the best.

aug 28, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Geordie og @geordiebm.bsky.social

Thank you!😊

aug 28, 2025, 7:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dennis Moore @dennis-moore.org

Tell me about it.

aug 28, 2025, 6:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Liza Marie Resists 💙 @lizamarieresists.bsky.social

I was 32 the first time that happened. Yay for “Abstinence Only” sex ed. 🤣🤣🤣😬

aug 28, 2025, 6:00 pm • 0 0 • view