Hi boss, I can't come into work today because I remembered PJ from Byker Grove lost his sight due to being shot in the eyes with paintballs and now I'm sad.
Hi boss, I can't come into work today because I remembered PJ from Byker Grove lost his sight due to being shot in the eyes with paintballs and now I'm sad.
AAHM BLYND SPUGGIE!! Those words in that accent ring in my head every now and again.
I CANNAE SEE MAN
Amusingly, at European Paintball places they never have any issue with the UK people keeping their goggles on at at all times LITERALLY BECAUSE OF THIS