Back in his pod.

Vance is a foul person with no ethical or moral center of any kind but is nevertheless intelligent. My guess is that he’s networking and consulting with the oligarchs behind the curtains, helping them decide which strings to pull and how while folks are distracted by the tRump sideshow mutants.

This is the correct answer. Here's your tasty cookie good citizen.

Oh he's just standing behind Trump with the knife preparing to put it in his back along with some senators and representatives in the house. Proverbially speaking just like Julius Caesar without the mess on the marble

If he isn’t useful to Trump anymore, he has been disposed of as of villain policy.

Getting fitted for a new human skin.

He has no bank account. He can just disappear without a trace. Maybe Koch is done with him.

Picking out a new sofa!!😂

He’s standing in the shadows with a shiv.

The Genital Cuff?

Srsly

Kissing Stephen Miller's ass.

He's working on his 25th amendment pitch.

No one cares. Personally, I hope he was eaten by liberal cats, dogs and geese.

Love that idea! 💙

The election is over, he is relegated to fluffer duty

He’s still trying to figure out what kind of doughnuts to get.

Trump will diminish any role Vance would have had. Vance can collect his paycheck and no one will notice he's not even there.

He’s in the living room somewhere

Surely Vance isn't a real living person.

Witness Protection? 😈

Fell between the cracks...😂

They have him out shopping for sofas.

Eyeliner shortage has him scrambling around to replenish

Seems like his position was cut by the 2 chuckleheads running the meme department.

Notice how all the Cabinet picks are people who wouldn’t support the 25th or Vance? Thats why he’s desperate for recess appointments.

He's AWL - Absent WITH Leave

He's busy planning and scheming. He's not sitting idle, I am sure.

...Great question

Poof! Gone.

Visiting Russia?

He is writing the epilogue of Project 2025— “THE END”

He got Musked 😅

moving his favourite couch in the WH, probably.

Waiting to be President.

😂

Maybe I will become a aunt in Vance’s Handmaid tales fantasy world… hmm maybe not I’m not mean

Then you have ZERO chance. It’s all about mean and cruel.

I’m screwed then because I can’t cook do being a Martha is out of the question

Best answer yet and worth a follow! 🤣🤣

Love a compliment! 💙

Sitting things out -- on his couch.

Prolly off having a fling with a rental store loveseat.

A Vance-free day is a good day

A lot.

He's pupating.

He’s sniffing Dump’s farts

Whatever Peter Theil wants

Can't get up off his couch

He’s in a closet somewhere.

Has anyone checked IKEA?

Who cares?

Out buying donuts.

Not that I actually give a shit but good question.

They sent him out to order doughnuts for the transition team. That was last Thursday and no one has seen him since.

He's busy getting fitted for his new uniform

Getting uploaded with 2025 Heritage Foundation ver. 1.1 "Destruction of Democracy"....

Senator Boss Baby? Spending quality time with his couch, I bet.

😆

Old Don's useful idiot has been relegated to deciding who will pick up the trash at the White House and other really important decisions..

He's waiting.

Well the VP doesn’t do much, right? Lol

He’s at Ashley Furniture.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOL .... seriously 😄

MY BlueSky win for the day! 😁🏆

I needed that laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣

🏆 You win the day at Bluesky!

Best answer!

🤣😂

Good one! 🤣

Nice to meet you.

Can verify

check the couch

We probably should pay attention who Vance hires to be in the VP office I have a feeling those are the ppl who will be running things

Snorting in his new life at Mwherewegolow (The M in Melania is silent)

Throwing a couch fit and negotiating his share of power with kremlin

Sitting quietly lest he gets replaced.

Hiding in the bathroom with documents at Mara Lago.

He's planning the 'fall'. 😉

The same thing that generally happens to Vice Presidents: irrelevance. Vance’s only job is to keep breathing in case he needs to step in as president.

Who?

Preparing to be the president once the orange muppet is disposed by the 3 stooges billionaires

Vance who?

Do you mean during his early childhood development?

He’s too busy screwing couches.

He got replaced by Elon.

He’s on the couch

Changing his eyeliner, name, religion or sexual preference.

Vance's eyeliner facility was just raided by ice. All the child laborers were deported

He's scoping out soft cushioned sofa sales.

Engagement bait

He caught in a spring and they're waiting on an upholsterer to free him.

Who?

Are you kidding? Who do you think has a hand in all these appointments. Vance and Junior brainstorming. Trump is old and has no attention span.

He’s quietly orchestrating the cabinet appointments while daddy Trump plays golf and commits more fraud

He had to go and fix his human disguise. He’s gonna come out different like Zuckerberg

He outlived his usefulness. Off to the gallows for him.

He’s back in his terrarium waiting until Trump dies.

He's the New gallows czar.

Flushing the rest of the documents? Restocking ketchup? Vetting orange spraytan guru’s? On Amazon ordering 4 yrs of Depends?

Is it sad I didn’t even realize he’s mia 🤷🏻‍♀️

Trump told him to go check on Melania and stay there until further notice. He's such a good boy. Or he is fomenting behind curtains and building his own government, which would explain why trump only has shitheads to appoint.

POTUS in waiting.

Where did you leave him last?

Follow the couches trail...

The sun came out so they had to close the lid on his coffin.

Couch shopping...

omfg he’s lurking in my couch!!!!

He's on the couch.

He had to go trim his beard

He is getting reacquainted with his couch.

Vance is picking out a new couch for his office.

couch swallowed him whole and he’s struggling to get out of its maw.

Purpose served.

He’s preparing the 25A paperwork for January 21st.

He will be unimportant as long as musk is trump’s favorite

They pulled the plug out and will plug it back in 2026.

They are storing him in his pod until he is needed

He's a stand-in for Musk, since Musk isn't a natural-born citizen. He's done his part, now he's relegated to the couch until Trump croaks and they need him again.

Musk replaced him

Taken to some dark site.

Who?

Shunned

Out on a 🍩 donut run! 🏃

I heard that he’s couchsurfing. 🤷🏼‍♀️

They have him in a coma

He been celebrating the victory. Booze, ecstasy and couches.

🤣🤢

He’s banging his neighbors couch.

He's no longer needed. The real VP has moved into his place.

Good question

I was wondering the same. Isn’t he part of the “VP Committee”? I thought Vance, Elon, and Bobby comprised the unholy trinity.

Who?

He is in france Getting ready to dance before getting stabbed by a lance

And all with no pants Yet nary a lass would give him a glance.

Musk

Elmo ate him

Have you checked Haverty's showroom?

Haven’t heard from him in a while

Elon is the new VP

Taking classes on how to get that “smoky eye” makeup thing right.

First Lady Elon is handling things now. Vance was just a show pony to bait the folks who were turned off by Trump's erratic behavior. He's no longer needed.

Waiting quietly in the wings to use the 25th amendment on trump.

Couch surfing

Or he’s getting a software update from Thiel.

Donald told him to go get the morning paper on the driveway then locked the door.

Couch shopping for his new home.

Before I start wishing for the plot from Designated Survivor to come to life, first tell me who usually gets asked to sit out. Hypothetical thought exercise, of course.

The less we see of him, the better.

Couch festival?

He’s stuck under Trump’s couch cushion.

He's just waiting for Trump to die or be removed (via 25th amendment)......I'm sure Peter Thiel gave him orders to 'just stand by and wait'

Check the couch.

Good question… he got trumped by Elonia

Hiding under the couch cushions 👀

Who?

He is with Thiel. They are trying to figure out what to do about Elon

Who?

Babysitting his wife’s children?

Remember....VPs aren't important. Least that's what 🍊🤡 said.

He met a new couch

He's plotting to 25th amendment Trump.

He got caught with a sleeper sofa

He got swallowed by a couch

That’s actually something to really wonder..🤦‍♀️ remember when MSM kept saying Trump was exhausted and backing out of rallies etc..yet he never did..he was everywhere (with small crowds) meanwhile JD was on every right wing podcast as well. I fear we keep looking the wrong way🤷‍♀️

Probably already pissed Trump off

Ohhh yeahhhhh... I totally forgot about that guy! 🤔

stocking up on eyeliner and buying new couches to f*ck

He got called back to Thiel’s estate to receive further instructions and deliver favors.

He's in the background forming his cabinet so he'll be ready to jump when The Felon is 25th or something else.

Who? He’s in shop, getting a new download.

Figuring out how to invoke the 25th amendment on Jan 21 😂

I was wondering same

wondering the same thing, especially since all the photos are orange and musk

Changed his name again. He will now be known as Fuckface McDouchestick

He finally got it right!

taking his meds?

Vance is getting his passports updated. He'll be traveling while Musk is lunching with Trump.

He’s at dictator training camp.

"I don't really care, Do you?" 😉

He's lost in the couch cushions.

He’s been replaced by Elmo

Elon the felon is the new (unelected) VP.

He has a new bitch, you mean.

Yep, Muskeg posted on twitter today, yapping about 'unelected' bureaucrats running the country. Now if that isn't the height of hypocrisy!

He's waiting in the wings. He'll be president by years end. After they allow Chump to do his magic, they will invoke the 25th.

You mean Vance. Muskeg isn't native born, so can't be pres.

Planning a coup?

Working like evil, in the dark, with Kevin from Project 2025 or wondering what to wear at his swearing in.

Last I heard he as setup camp early outside his local Ashley Furniture store getting ready for the black Friday couch sale...he'll do anything for love.

He must've been left on the charging station...

He’s busy drawing up the powers with Peter Theil to have Trump removed by the 25th amendment in February

*papers

He’s on couch tour

He's been replaced by Musk, I think.

Meaning where is he???!

Where is president Leon musk?

King Musk and his little dog Vance

JP Mandel?

he’s at an eyeliner convention

He is in the closet with Charlie McCarthy of course! Thiel will be keeping him there until needed.

I thought Elon was the VP pick now… LMAO