Ain’t no eastern elite gonna swoop down in his helicopter to snatch MY lunch!
Ain’t no eastern elite gonna swoop down in his helicopter to snatch MY lunch!
Well the only two things I noticed is one he's already wearing prison stripes and the other is he can't reach into his f****** pocket to pull his money out. If I'm missing anything else please point that out it was just a quick observation
He is paying cash??? Who does that?? 🤣🤣
🖐️ he’s an asshole!
Definitely the phallus, he wish he had! Or he's trying not to be so closeted. The cognitive dissonance must be incredible.
Who knew that they had a meme for that!🥳
Gotta be Florida. Unlicensed open carry. Used to have the Wild Wild West. Now we got the Dangerous as fuck South.
Texas
lol. Same joke told with a different drawl. FL-TX-TN The Bermuda Triangle of America
If someone said boo to him, he might shoot himself.
He's just shooting sandwiches from it.
asshole. that's it.
Okay, I give up. What are we supposed to notice? Other than the fact that he's incredibly insecure, of course.
At least he took his butt plug out before going into the restaurant. Leaving it in the car would have probably been more appropriate.
I'm dyin'
That earned you a follow, excuse me while I clean my phone and the dog, that'll teach me to drink coffee while reading replies
My apologies to your dog and your phone. Perhaps I should put a warning at the beginning of my posts lol.
Modify this one?
The AI finger
Heh. That is a two person weapon and he has no rounds for it and no way to hold it on his shoulder to load it even if he did. Also he has 2 old tome replica revolvers strapped on with holsters that drawing from are inpeded by the launcher. Also, he is a major loser.
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And two revolvers. My .308 at 300yds against all that 🤨🙄
he's getting some serious side eye from the guy behind the counter
He spent all his egg money on guns
That he must be making up for something that is wayyyyh to small?
I perceive that he is a very frightened man and also an ignorant one who does not understand that fear must be faced from its existential roots, that his fear is only his responsibility and is not anyone's fault.
Tiny hands
His tiny penis?
How can you find it?
😂
I'm a scientist. I have a microscope.
You need an electron microscope.
😂😂😂
So after examining the patient, I have determined his penis belongs in National Lampoon. It is approximately 0.0000000012x the size of his rocket launcher.
😂😂😂
Can’t touch that…
Oh yes, definitely overcompensating for that. 😆
Lmao
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 👍 😂 😄 😆 🤣 😀 👍
I notice the guy behind the counter going "Ah, hell naw".
Does he have someone following him around with the rockets?
I'd be scared to serve him if I worked there.
And this is why as a Canadian I might be reluctant to go to certain states. Sigh.
Lack of a rocket launcher permit?
SD Energy
🏆🏆🏆
He must have a tiny dick?
Most definitely.
Exactly!
Stupid stupid stupid
Sad little man
WTF is the matter with these people. They are scared of their own shadow if they need to be armed to go shopping. Hope he shoots himself in the foot.
If he shoots himself in the foot with that…someone else is probably going to get hurt 😔
Being in hysterics all the time is just sad, and frankly no way to live
Judging by the one gun under his right arm, he might have a good chance of shooting himself in the arse.
Seriously⁉️⁉️ I’d love to know what State that was in
What if they forget to put extra onions on his sub? What ELSE is he supposed to do?
That's Pete Kegseth, right?
Bingo!!! We have a winner!
Blue Sky NEEDS a 😡 option!!!!
The bigger the weapon, the smaller….
A weirdo in need of attention...
A coward in need of paternal affirmation
That too
I’m sure he thinks it makes him look manly and tough. It just makes him look like an idiot.
OK, so is this a good guy with a rocket launcher or a bad guy with a rocket launcher? Is there really a difference???
He is a wanker…well he looks like one. #fuckredhatmagamorons
All he needed to say was "I don't like rocket", would've saved a fortune on the launcher 🙄
😂😆🤣
Compensating?
I think he’s a criminal
He has no ass.
He's out for revenge against the ones who stole his donk. But sometimes you get a little snackish. This summer, Stump Chumpman in Booty Heist 4 - Toasted Buns. In theaters everywhere May 14th.
He has a negative IQ score?
That he’s a giant frigging goof you mean? 🤔
Let’s send armed and dangerous to the Ukrainian front lines!
His right hand is missing fingers and looks AI generated.
He doesn't have a rocket
That's not a rocket launcher, that's a double decker pecker wrecker fleshlight.
He’s got a wad of cash, a rocket launcher costs more than eggs, he doesn’t appear to be struggling. MAGA is not poor, they are racist assholes, with small dicks, that thinks they are smarter than the rest of us. 🫣😎
I love how he found big weapons. Not necessarily the best weapons for the job, but they are big and that’s enough for this protruding forehead.
I just spit out my coffee, lol. You have the best answer.
Definitely overcompensating!
He’s all alone
This is cosplay
I will never see the logic in strapping a rocket launcher to one’s body to order a sandwich! Am I missing something?
No logic to it. He's simply overcompensating for his extremely fragile, insecure Ego...
Not a thing. I’d add that I don’t see the logic of strapping a rocket launcher to one’s body out tooling around town, in civilian clothes, no less! Who does he think he is? A minuteman?
Always ready
Mom jeans
He's fake as fuq, that's an empty tube.
That he's probably an idiot
Do you think he is over compensating for some lack in his life
He probably has truck nuts on his keychain?
He’s trying to make up for some deficiencies…
I think most restaurants have a "no firearms" sign on their entrance, no? 😒
That’s some serious overkill for some serious sense of insecurity. Is he worried about getting rolled up on by an APC or a Tank?
Gives heavy "falling down" vibes
Overcompensating for the size of his two brains.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
He's going to get back problems when he gets older.
that the rocket launcher apparently isn't enough and he also has two fucking guns
Thoughts and prayers to him. He must live with immense fear to have to arm himself in this way.
Has to show that big rocket launcher because his little launcher is missing
If he has a license and has had a mental health evaluation about his insecurity, it is ok!!! 😂🤣🤪
It’s AI
That he’s a complete f’in @sshole?!!
I said grinder!!!!!
Cosplay
"These assholes better get my order right!" Just give the man extra mayo, no pickles and no one gets hurt. These MAGAats mean business, yo.
What an absolute tool……he has slung over his shoulder like an armoured tote bag
Looks like AI generated from his hands, but I’m no expert on that.
His teeny tiney microscopic male organ. Did I get it right?
He’s spending his money on weapons instead of paying his kid’s child support
If brains was lard, that boy couldn’t grease a skillet.
Love it! Immediately heard the Beverly Hillbillies theme song 😂
I see a man fearing losing his control and power his privilege as a white man offers. Weak. Insecure. Who tf needs that kind of weapon other than a very weak man??? Jesus.
Compensating
when people use the term "hoagie," they most often seem to be referring to a sandwich that is at least 12 inches in length, if not longer ( the "party hoagie"). Grinder: I have never ever heard anyone south of the Mason-Dixon Line mention a "grinder" unless the word "nutmeg" immediately preceded it.
The guy behind the counter
Honest to Christ, if I waited on him I would say, while giving a significant look to an empty part of the cafe’, “oh thank God you brought the bazooka…” and nod while maintaining eye contact. Then I would give him his shit for free, again giving him a significant look and wait and see what happens.
That he’s a fucking tool?
That he is an American dickwad.
Cargo jeans?!?
Big tough guy is wearing dad pants!
Well, his back is to us, so unable to confirm suspected correlation link to tiny frontside bulge…
He still uses cash?
Is that because he doesn’t want to be identified or tracked?
High school dropout?
Yup. Exactly what the Framers envisioned when they wrote the 2d Amendment.
Right. He sure looks like a well regulated militia.
No butt? Like flat as a board? But in general, SDE. In spades.
He's a pussy.
His money clip is a clothespin. 😆
That he also appears to be sporting a couple of Buntline Specials?
Missing fingers. I guess he needs more practice
He walks funny.
Armed to the teeth at a fast food supplier. Is this normal behaviour in the U.S.?
Small head.
Idiot 🤬
He’s terrified of his own shadow?
I notice that most people are missing the cockroach killer he brought with him to order a sandwich. He works for the exterminator company 😜 it’s protecting him from 🐛
I noticed the middle finger being given. Also, any idea where this photo was taken? And what timeframe?
One of MANY reasons Canada 🇨🇦 graciously declines your offer of becoming the 51st state.
I don’t even blame u
You’re much too polite to become an American.
Toxic masculinity at its best.
You sure that's real? And how do you know he's a TS? Sincerely asking.
SDE
If the coffee is bad, things could get ugly...
His snow plow is double parked. But also, what is he carrying under each armpit? Guns? Knives?
I believe they are pistols
👏🏻
Is this blowhard trying to intimidate the brown guy behind the counter? Is he robbing the place?? Isn’t the overcompensating a bit over the top??? Is he waiting for orders to ‘deploy’ to the border???? I have lots of questions….
Something weird about that right hand….AI?
Looks like a Swedish AT-4 anti-tank weapon. 'Murica… 🤷🏻♂️
PAB.
He has no ass. I suppose you don’t need one if you are one?
Paranoid
It’s marked as inert so all other stuff aside it’s simply performative
The ridiculous behavior is sickening. The only point he could possibly make with this nonsense is that he is an idiot that thinks weapons are toys.
I don't have much knowledge about holsters, especially those that hang around the neck, but isn't it hanging the wrong way? Shouldn't his handing be facing grip to the rear?
I can't wait to be able to edit. ***Shouldn't his HANDGUNS be facing grip to the rear?***
Not those. That two gun rig is designed for him to do a chest crossing draw. His left hand will draw from under the right arm and vice versa.
Thank you!
👍😁
Is a mega-loser with the ladies
Are those temporary tattoos?
That he's a fucking loser
Unusually small hands with a strange mangled appearance. Hmmm.
It compliments his tiny gun quite nicely. And I wasn’t talking about the one in his shoulder holster. 🤣
I'm guessing he has a penis like his idol #Donniedollhands
The coward has a micro 🍄
I mean, he might be asked if he wants mayo or god forbid onions! Then at least he will be protected from that condiment assault!
I notice that the fatter and dumber they are, the more they try to over-compensate.
besides the fact that he's obviously overcompensating? and definitely in a cult. is he sporting an awful white supremacy tattoo?
No ass.
He’s compensating for his wee something.
You can’t tell whether or not he’s got a tiny dick, so🤷♂️
Over compensating for something 🤣🤣
🎯 for sure
Anxiety issues?🤔
🤦♀️
It's ignorance. But mainly,it's because he's trying to compensate for smaller genitals. I bet his pecker is about the size of my pinky finger!
Insane! Epitome of intimidation.
A big dick compensating for a small dick.
If that really is a rocket launcher, I’d be too busy legging it to notice very much!
Hey, with all of the threatening invasion-occupation rhetoric coming from the US, our once best friend on this earth, I might start moving around the same way.
Psycho.
Scaredy Cat
Give him a break. He needs to get revenge on whoever shot his butt off.
The guy in the background really wants to spit in that cup
Obviously afraid of being mugged. Twat
Where was this
A pathetic weakling so terrified of being in public that he can't even go out to buy a sandwich without looking like a Mad Max extra. Absolutely pitiful.
He's got no ammo for it. It's a useless & psychotic public performance.
[I should maybe have pointed out the details -- that's an A24 single-use rocket launcher. At this point, if he's carrying it in public like that, it's just a fiberglass tube].
AT4? Isn't that technically a recoilless gun? "Empty tube" is the exactly precise description of this picture.
"Empty tube" Lol!
And a really small weenie.
Mom jeans.
Hey, that isn’t nice to moms!
That once again, a white man with a a lot of disposable income doesn't give a damn about anyone else around him.
New requirements to place a sandwich order?
"What do you notice about this Trump supporter who brought a rocket launcher with him to order a sandwich?" Uhhhh,,,, Just in case they don't make the sandwich right?!
That’s totally awesome. And the crazy thing is, all of the sleepy Jo traders, new found Kamala lovers, actually believe this picture. 🤣
No arrest...hmmmm
The first thing that comes to mind is overcompensation.
That assumes there's something to compensate for
This man has no dick
Truly mentally unstable people.😟
The story of our stoopid country. Who really educates themselves about political goings-on in America. Who's got the time? Now look where we are. Being butt-f*cked by a band of ugly-ass men with tiny peenies.
He’s afraid of mayonnaise ?
He's more inert than his launcher is 😅
What!!? You don’t carry one😳
He needs more guns and ammo, he doesn’t have enough on him.
Small penis?
Fucking LOSER!
The only thing I can think is he has small penis. Have to make up for it with weapons and large trucks. Intelligent people stay away from these types because we know you can’t fix or even argue with stupid. Stupid is the most dangerous thing to come up against.
He wanted SuperSonic.
He’s scared of going out of his comfort zone?
He brought a rocket launcher with him to order a sandwich.
He wants to finish off a CEO convention?
Small d1ck energy
Trying to convince others he has “big guns”. Pathetic
Somebody gets the drop on him, takes guns,money,rocket launcher, and leaves, laughing
😂🤣 Nail on the head.
Obvious overcompensation.