🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this is great
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this is great
We Michiganders won't stand for it. Maybe if they admit we have the best pizza, we can talk. 😄🤣
Pizza was never intended to be rectangular. Yours looks like lasagna. Go to Chicago and find out what REAL pizza is all about.
Boston Pizza is pretty good and Pizza Hut is advertising New York style. Where's Michigan on the Canada pizza scene?
Thanks for the Michigan vs. Illinois war. Trump won't come for Canada! #IamCanadian
Your country is off the hook this go around, but we need to talk about these Canadian geese. 🤣
Arm yourself with bread
They fly away from the snow. Probably in Florida right now. Coming back to Lake Illinois in around 6 weeks.
They’re all over the place in the mid-Atlantic states and I have to say: they are the rudest damn Canadians ever!
They poop everywhere 😂
You really think a Canadian doesn't know 🤔
That's why we'll use them as Weapons of Mass Destruction if Trump tries to annex Canada
Should be over rather quickly if Canada unleashes these WMDs.
Don't forget. Our waterbombers are still parked in California.
The secret plan: get Americans on our side by collecting their poop. Load the collected poop into the waterbombers. Drop the poop on the White House. If you don't surrender use the waterbombers to super soak the White House (why set fire again? The Smoke Alarms will warn everyone)
It’s a joke…Pritzker is a billionaire governor who isn’t afraid of tr☭mp
A billionaire standing up to Trump? That is cool.
It IS cool…
It's Canada -20⁰ Celsius cool!
#IamCanadian who says Canada is too good for Trump. Send him to face off in a staring contest with a Canada Goose
Sorry
ha ha ha ha 🤣
Better yet...Lake Chicago!
👏👏
I miss Illinois sometimes.
And we miss you!
Paging Tony Evers! It touches far more of Wisconsin! Lake Wisconsin!
AI at its best!
Michigander here....nooooooo
Michigan can always join Canada. But you'll have to use the Loonie and #ChicagoBlackhawks will be part of the same country as the #TorontoMapleLeafs and #MontrealCanadiens, your brothers in the Original 6. #LeafsForever #IamCanadian
We could rename ourselves South Ontario!
Governor Whitmer needs to "strike back." It would be hilarious.
You can keep your name. North and South will confuse so many Canadians. Just use the Loonie and Toonie and say Sorry. You'll fit in if you know what hockey is.
NO! I want Illinois to join Canada okay?
Tell them to come on over.
If we can flip Wisconsin, can we make a deal for Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois and Michigan all at once? We can do a settlement on the little bit of Indiana shoreline and take it over so the whole of Lake Illinois is included.
Also WA, OR, CA, and five New England states to be named later.
@constancereid.bsky.social Just remember to make a deal with Canada before you leave the Union. Don't go the #BREXIT way. And don't act like California and Québec, say you're going to leave and then get cold feet.
Doesn't California want to leave? We already have our waterbombers there.
y'all asking natives about all this while you just renaming shit? 💀 these names been here before you or me.
That's the joke...
I am not opposed…
Don't go the California and Quebec way: say you want to leave but then have a population that says "Let’s stay"
😂
Stop the insanity!
Meanwhile, in Michigan….
He called dibs! New president, new rules!
You can’t annex Green Bay. My understanding is that Caleb Williams owns it. At least the Lambeau Field part of it. Just buy it from him.
#TooSoon
Not so fast, Governor. Lake Michigan was named after the Ojibwa word mishigami, which means "great water" or "large lake." Native peoples get deference.
Illinois comes from the Illiniwek or Algonquin (depending on who you ask), and means the Great People, or the best people. Also native peoples.
Can we all agree tha it's nor ohio and that's what truly matters?
Leave Ohio alone. Sure we have we too many white country folks who forget our legacy is Sherman and Grant. But we kicked Michigan's ass in a war once...we got Toledo. On second thought... bash Ohio we likely deserve it.
Yeah, my family had the luxury of being housed at Andersonville prison. At least we fought on the same side as Ohio. But I digress, we always root for Ohio when it's appropriate ;-)
I’d just like to point out that as a result of the Toledo War, Ohio got Toledo and Michigan got the Upper Peninsula. I’ll take the UP. 😉
Oh I agree. My best friend lives in Toledo and I agree. Ohio can't win for losing.
If we had elected Harris there was a much better chance of eventually being on par with how Canada treats its indigenous people by giving them First Nation Status Felon47 replaced our first Native American Secretary of the Interior within his first week I’m all for JB trolling the felon in charge
Michigan here.
You look like a Canadian #IamCanadian
Oh hell no! That lake is ours…Gretch, get him!
You've got more than one lake, let us have this one.
Can’t do. We’re not letting go of Superior or Michigan. We’d be open to a discussion about Erie.
Are you referring to Lake Minnesota? @governorwalz.mn.gov would like a word with you.
😂
Where is the Canadian input?
How did @biggretchenwhitmer.bsky.social take that move?
I LOVE THAT MAN!!!
Why you do Michigan (the state) like that? Triump doesn't care at all. Michigan would mind. We're Pure Michigan™, Pure Democrats. Would have been a better troll if her renamed it to Lake Mexico.
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Canada should rename all the Great Lakes it borders.
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You win the prize of best comment!
Not me reading the lake names in a heavy Canadian accent. 😅
Was it “sorry” that got you? As a Michigander, I heard that Canadian sorry in my head!
Sor-eee!
Just spit my covefeve right on the keyboard. Again 😁😭
love jb!
I love our Governor! LOL
Luv my Guv
I love this guy!!
Same!
How can I share this with ppl not on bsky or the other one? This is hilarious! And perfect troll.
I've used this: www.bskydownloader.com
Here’s a YouTube link. youtube.com/shorts/fbbJz...
I didn't have any luck trying to find its origin on my own. Thank you, Nancy.
This page isn't available. Sorry about that. Try searching for something else. Tried to email it to myself.
Tried this on FB both on my page and in messenger and got a message the link wasn't found.
You should be able go click through to YouTube, copy the link there and then share it… maybe Facebook blocks you tube links now? I haven’t used FB for over 6 years.
Excellent! Thank you Nancy. Pass it forward!
Click the three dots ... at the bottom right. Then click share, and choose how you want to share. I've sent it to friends via WhatsApp 👍
Thanks this worked fine.
I believe they can then open it without having to have a Bluesky account.
😆😆😆 This is great @govpritzker.illinois.gov You ROCK 🙌🏽 💙 🇺🇸
YEAH!!!!!
That's so hilarious that I spit out my spaghetti. Glasses disaster ensued.
I got family in Illinois. I may have to move from red Missouri. We got Kehoe. Or Asshole as I refer to him.
FUCKING PHENOMENAL 💙💙💙
After the alternative option, Lake Wisconsin, was mentioned, a cheer arose from the gallery that was not heard since Superbowl 45.
I love this guy!! He is not backing down!!
While taking over the Mississippi River could you also take out all the unnecessary double letters and then cross over and take ownership of Iowa? Our governor & government suck.
This guy is awesome
Hysterical
Love it!! 😂
Michigan could robustly reply by re-naming Lake Michigan, Lake Michigan Michigan! Add the exclamation point.
And several arrows with sharpees
Sharpees, indeed.
Brilliant! Love my governor.
But what about the acronym HOMES? How will anyone remember the names of the lakes now?
I❤️HOES
And would not be teachable in schools
That would be an homage to DJT though!
Michigander here, I will concede the lakes name if we can have the acronym be I❤️HOES.
That would be an homage to DJT though, and not teachable in schools.
I❤️HOES
The problem is that has a double meaning.
You haven't been paying attention.
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I’m 61 years old and I never knew that acronym. Thank you! I am highly educated but no one ever taught me that. Probably because I grew up in Florida.
Yeah, that'll do it. Haha. I learned that in California
My British mum taught me that when I was like 5! She learned it in school.
Shhh! Master class in session!
Someone tell Big Gretch!!! She needs a respond, asap. Also, mandate only green and blue straws.
Gretchen Wilmer: "In response to Illinois renaming Lake Michigan to Lake Illinois, we can either go to war with Illinois, annex a suburb of Chicago or rename Lake Huron Lake Michigan."
Epic trolling... we gotta keep a sense of humor.
I can’t believe I wasn’t following the great Gov. Pritzker before now! I’ve corrected that. I’m following the “thinkbig” BlueSky account mentioned in his BlueSky profile. 👍🏻👏🏻
Lmao. 🤣 let’s start renaming all the shit!!!
Yes! Shit is now….A….Donald!!!!
Best laugh I’ve had it a long time!!
😂
New Mexico ^ New America, obviously.
How about we start with the capital of the US is now Chicago & President Pritzker is in charge.
Yeeeess! I’m in.
I would also like to renumber house addresses.
Let the British and Canadians keep London. At least we like the monarchy. Why does Arkansas, Kentucky, and Ohio even have a London?
Get rid of Toronto in Ohio, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, and South Dakota. Toronto is a city in Ontario, a province in #Canada! (If you put tariffs on Canada won't all these Torontos be tariffed too?)
Yes! EVERYTHING! And really ridiculous names!🤣😂
I propose the state of Florida now be known as the state of Erectile Dysfunction.
Damn, now I need to move…
😂😂
My god -that is so appropriate! 🤣
Or Ed for short
💯😂😅😅
😂😂😂
New state flower: short man in lifted cowboy boots 😁
More like intellect dysfunction.
I always thought Cialis was a good name for a Capitol. Let's do away with the Governor title as well and go with Elder Boner.
*snort laughed* at this one 😆
I’d love to see “The ED State” on their plates.
I live in the PNW. I'm following any account that has the Cascadia flag for the pfp. I want a Cascadia flag car magnet that says "It's Time".
I'd take that as a very fair approach to dealing with red Idaho.
Hey! here in Miami, we resemble that remark! Our great state shall now be known by a great name... the Mojo State.
Now that was laugh out loud funny. It deserves a follow.
Um, is that the great Limpy Peninsula that you’re referring to?
I think we should name everything in Florida a different name. I think mar-a-Lago should be named mushroom dick after its owner.
I just renamed the strip of ocean in front of Mar-a-Lago. It’s now Schitt’s Creek. 🌊
ABSOLUTELY NO REASON why not
I get it. Still not cute right now.
I have sent this to everyone I know!! 🥰🥰🥰😂😂😂
What a douch bag!!
Go suck Trumps diaper
MAGA bitch
Bwhaha maga bitch
Block the troll.
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Our Governor! You rock! @govpritzker.illinois.gov We want more JB! More! More!
Wonderful!
🤣
Bear down for finals!
HAHAHAHA AMAZING! More of this!!!
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This is beyond hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kill them with satire!
Hilarious. Good job Governor.
How will geographers be able to make this change when the government geospatial database is gone now? 🤪
Awesome! Keep poking JB! 👍
👏 😂
I’m amazed he could do that with a straight face!
Right? I couldn’t.
Natural comedian
I'd vote for him.
Straight face. 🤣
Fan freekin tastic!!👏👏 I love living here to next to Lake ILLINOIS ✌️🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
I wasn't aware of Pritzker until a couple yrs ago when I saw a video of him delivering a phenomenal commencement speech at some college. At one point he discussed the importance of empathy and, even though he didn't say his name, you knew he was talking about Trump. JB is presidential material.
It was at Northwestern University! One of the best commencement speeches of all time.
Thank you! I would like to find a transcript of it.
Yes! Wonderful orator!
Love it 😂😂
Freaking PERFECT
Great job Governor Pritzker! Brilliant idea! I greatly anticipate your future river control announcements!
OMFW Absolutely hilarious!
I love him! This opens the door to renaming locations with DEIA oriented names which would chap someone’s ass Billy!
Legend!
How about renaming Trump tower in Chicago
one of my fondest wishes, as a former Chicagoan of 20 years, is to see TT go into receivership and watch those ugly gaudy ass gold letters torn off that building, set on fire, and tossed into the river as a THOROUGHLY diverse crowd of Chicagoans cheer themselves hoarse. Let it be done, amen.
I wanna see the outtakes! You killed it! So epic!
Our saving grace is our sense of humor. The other side has none. That’s why they’re so angry about everything.
Difference is, we find humor in things that are actually funny. Their "humor" is just masked bigotry and hatred.
I'm a bewildered Brit watching from afar. It's really not masked anymore, is it?
NO, it isn't. Full on mainstream now. And we ARE sickened by it.
As a Brit, I can't imagine what it's like to be in the eye of this storm as a US citizen. I'm so sorry you're living through the uncertainty and dislike of what is happening.
And the support from the world around us watching really matters. TY
It's surreal. Very Gotham City,right down to the cartoon characters. I think most if us are hoping to wake up from this nightmare. Even Batman is hiding.
Some of them like to pretend it is. These folks fancy themselves smarter than all democrats. I’m genuinely not joking.
I am truly bewildered by what is happening and how *fast* this is happening. The bigotry and all the -isms have always been there, but the filters are well and truly off, aren't they? People's true colours have absolutely been brought out into the open since November.
I would say "well before November", but I get your point. My hope is that other countries see this bullshit authoritarian/fascism movement for what it is and take every measure to prevent it from taking over at home. Cancel contracts with musk, clamp down on hate speech, etc.
I’m same as you, watching from afar with shock, incredulity and sadness at how far and how fast things have moved on. We had a little unleashing of bigotry during Brexit and I am concerned that it will get worse.
One reason "the filters" went so fast is the immediacy and anonymity of debate offered by social media. Inspired by Musk and Trump we feel free to utter any poisonous shit we like, knowing we'll never be called to account...unless we're incautious enough to be talking about Southport last summer.
I disagree. Peoples true colors were brought out in 2016
Well, yes. That was the start, wasn't it?
Yup. And it has grown worse each year since
Same. It’s happening really fast. All of it. The fact that so many endorsed this, voted for him…I don’t know if I’ll ever get past that. Some believe he cheated to win. (And w/out proof it’s just another conspiracy). But, even if he cheated, there were still ALOT of people who voted for this.
So true - an awful lot of people did vote for this. I don't for a single second think he is dumb. I don't for a single second think the MAGA supporters are dumb. They made a *conscious* decision to vote red, knowing they would then watch this performative cruelty play out. They knew. They wanted it.
Nope. The US is over
So you don't know that there's a London in Arkansas, Kentucky, and Ohio? Canada is part of the commonwealth and we only have London, Ontario #IamCanadian
I'm really feeling for Canada at present.
Best way I've found to cope: laugh. CBC's "This Hour has 22 Minutes" a weekly satire. Old episodes and new make Trump 1.0 and 2.0 a joke.
I think you have to use humour. It's terrifying how unhinged that last month has been. Hang on in there, Canada: we think you're great!🇨🇦
youtu.be/BFbp101X8cs?...
"22 Minutes" literally made a joke of his hair style, making it a wig that acts like a squirrel. A joke of no one wanting to be Trump. Make a joke of Canadian politics more (it's true, Canada does have politicians).
I've seen support on Social Media. Wouldn't be surprised if USA border cities don't let American troops through.
I've heard it said that a European country said they'd help out #Canada if #DonaldTrump comes for us because we saved them twice. Probably France or UK.
Nope. Not masked at all.
Agree! MAGA’s “insinuation” people of color, women, disabled, etc. are ALL unqualified & only in their job due to DEI. It’s so cruel, dehumanizing. And scapegoating entire groups of people (immediate blame for plane crash)?! WTF MAGA didn’t pay attention in history class. Or they don’t care. 😢
I fear it's that they don't care and enjoy watching the performative cruelty. I just don't get it, and I'm very glad I don't understand their thinking.
Have you considered that they identify as attack helicopters and that it's hilarious after 9 keystones? Huh? Have you, libtard?
I'd forgotten how it feels to laugh at something truly funny. Thank you, Governor!
Not really angry… more like insecure…
😄🤣😂
This is what we all need. A little levity and a big laugh
❤️ my Gov 😘😘😘💪
V good @govpritzker.illinois.gov . This level of sarcasm/p1ss take has got you an honorary invite to become the 6th nation of the British Isles (2 b renamed the Banterf Isles) should you accept, we will reduce ur fed taxes by 50% -1% per additional state you recruit. #TimeToGetTheOldBandBackTogether
Epic reply !!
Probably over most peoples heads though 🤣
So good,@govpritzker.illinois.gov. This level of sarcasm/p1ss take has got you an honorary invite to become the 6th nation of the British Isles (2 b renamed the Banterf Isles) should you accept, we will reduce ur fed taxes by 50% -1% per additional state you recruit. #TimeToGetTheOldBandBackTogether
Oh, he’s funnnnny!
👏🏼 Bravo 👏🏼
LMFAO! Pritzker FTW!
That is great.
And we’re going to re-rename it Lake FU Prik!
F'ing brilliant!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, JB, if you're not taken, will you marry me?!
This could be highly entertaining 😄 I think the Oregon coast should be The Coastest with the Mostest
Nah, Michigan/the Great Lakes have the longest coastline But Oregon is beautiful.
I would love to see the Great Lakes and Michigan in the fall 🍁
It's the best season in Michigan!
Factoids like this doesn't really matter. Over here in Germany, the biggest lake (diagonal length of ~60km) usually is known as . But often it is called the , only as ~15km(!) of the lakeshore belongs to Swabia.
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I. Love. This.
Is this a parody?
Yes; he’s trolling Monsieur L’Orange. Pritzker’s delivery is so deadpan that he got you (and probably many others) to ask that question.
The illusion to the Mississippi River is just ..
Flood the zone, Governor.
Omg this is the BEST!
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Blue states should annex all the red states.
I'm 1/2 mile from IL I'd love for them to carve out just on the other side of the Mississippi River
Now that Republicans have normalised conditioning disaster relief allocations, when hurricane season hits the Red states, Blue states should say: give us your Congressional seats and your electors and we’ll provide disaster relief. Quid pro quo, Clarice.
To clarify: I was only kidding with the previous comment. Only an inhumane monster would condition disaster relief.
It's like gallows humor. We have been conditioned to consider the worst most malicious conduct and expect it to be directed at us. It's a way of bracing for impact.
Build a wall. A big beautiful wall to keep them out. Gotta have a special ID to cross the border to California.
Lord, no! Deport them in chains
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Michigan and Wisconsin lost all rights to naming any Great Lake when they gave Nestle and Foxconn access to our fresh water, to start bottling it in plastic by the millions of gallons and selling that back to us.
. 🎯 Wasn't Nestle prevented from doing that by Wisconsin tribes vis-a-vis lawsuits?
Maine had to sue Nestle as well. Water thiefs. 💧
Nestle was Michigan’s issue. Public resistance save the lake from being drained. www.perplexity.ai/search/nestl...
. Foxconn isn't a bottling company, and whatever Scott Walker gave them isn't what Governor Evers is doing now. What's left is the damage to people whose homes were essentially taken from them.
I conflated. Admittedly. I watched the absolute clown show perpetrated by Foxconn on small town official and Walker. The fact that Foxconn retains water rights is dead dumb: It was the water rights it was after all along. Fresh water is the new oil.
Weren’t the GoP majority in charge of MDEQ then?
just know that not everything AI comes up with is true. and just FYI, I found the same info without AI by putting in GOP, MDEQ and Nestle.
I’m an old editor, writer, researcher. I use Ai to collect sources and read the sources right off. It can turn hours to seconds aggregating sources. Also, I don’t look to Ai to answer questions nearly as much as to sharpen my questions. As I use it it’s a flunkey.
Oh yes! Same governor who got rid of Flint city government m, then created his own city management. The people in city told the new city government about the problems with their water & they ignored it. Hence the flint water crisis. He was such an A-hole. Republicans are horrible people.
I feel bad that I’d forgotten Flint. Nobody should forget Flint. www.perplexity.ai/search/flint...
Oh yes. And before Governor worthless POS Snyder, Betsy Devos’ husband ran to be Governor. My ex asked what I thought of him. I said “never put a businessman in the government”. I’m sure he is a trumper now. He was a nonstop Fox News watcher
Nestle gets a lot of hate. It isn’t nearly enough hate, so keep it coming!
Nice to know Nestle had to change its name. 🥸
I didn't know they did that in other places. Zephyrhills water gets theirs in Florida from a spring near Zephyrhills and then sells it back to all of us!
Can Lake Minnesota be far behind? After all, we take better care of the lake and care about it. And it’s always blue. And we like Canadians. We will give up the Red River.
Seriously, Michigan and Wisconsin lost all rights to naming any Great Lake when they gave Nestle and Foxconn access to our fresh water, to start bottling it in plastic by the millions of gallons and selling our own water back to us. Indiana, don’t even start.
You already have 10,000 lakes, now you want a Grear Lake? 😉
We love fresh 💦.
*Great
Lmao for a minute there, I wasn't sure if that was satire. That's where we're at.
I want to live in Illinois. I haven’t heard a word from my Governor except to criticize Democrats. We are leaving NJ if it flips in November.
I am in Oregon. I miss our former governor.
maybe you want chicago or its suburbs. southern IL is MAGAland
So are three counties in Jersey. I won’t go near them
Not all of us south of Chicago in Illinois are maga’s! Quite a few blue true and through down here!
Every state has that issue but as a central IL resident, there is definitely conservative majority but all that means is 51%. That’s still a lot of liberals. They think we don’t exist.
do you luve in a mainly blue or mainly maga area?
I’m in the Capitol area so it’s pretty split
You may be blue...but pretty much 90 miles away from State and Michigan Ave - you are in MAGA land - with the exception of the smaller cities and place like Champaign/Urbana.
Blue governor means protection of rights.
College towns are generally Blue
College towns and cities over 80K or so.
Where intelligence settles
Intelligence. White collar jobs. Creativity. Culture. Education. Health care. Innovation. I grew up in a tiny shire in a purple area. Amazing ignorance from those who are now full-on MAGA while a small band of college-educated (with many PhD's) stuck together. Lots of driving to get art/culture.
Yep! We have our share of magats, but we aren't outnumbered.
College cities?
i think carbondale (SIU) is pretty red. not sure ab edwardvillle
I know quite a few people in S.Ill and they aren’t all red either!
of course there are blue people in those places, but i don't want to be in a place were 60 or 70% are magas. dream girl blue was talking ab moving out if NJ if it flips - that doesn't mean there won't be blue people there, just that there will be enough magas to make the air hard to breathe
Exactly. There are three counties here in Jersey that might as well be Florida, Texas and Louisiana.
There are blue counties in southern Illinois.
Can confirm. I’m smack in the middle of it.
Even central northern and northwest IL has its pockets of deep red ignorance 🥲
So does Jersey. Blue governor = rights and rule of law.
Can we rename the Sierra Nevada mountains to Sierra California? I mean, they barely touch Nevada
and Redway to Blueway?
lol
I loved this so much!
@lonesomepaddler.bsky.social
Love it!!!!
Perfect
😂
Canada supports this change. 😂😂😂😂
LOL. Well done.
BRILLIANT!!
BOOM!
Great troll! Now that you've mastered trolling, let’s hand you the keys to the U.S. Treasury. Apparently, the main qualification these days is being a top-tier internet troll; you’re perfect for the job!
😂😂 love this
Brilliant 😂😂😂
Trump Tower could be renamed Felon Tower
You mean fElon Tower?
That was good!
Thanks
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Traitor Tower?
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This is how it's done, showing how ridiculous the toddler-in-chief is
That’s an insult to toddlers, who are actually adorable. 🤓💙
😆 true. Trump is the oldest toddler I ever did see and is not adorable in any way
Heh hem, you mean Lake Wisconsin
You have enough lakes, umkay.
We don’t want enough lakes, we want more than enough lakes.
Awesome! Keep up the Great work!
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen for ages , congrats to the Illinois Governor.
Oy. I came on this and thought it was for real at first. 🫤 The struggle is real. 😞😞
It is real. Broadcast on local TV stations.
No way! Really?
Yep. Absolutely
We are laughing
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant!!
🖕🏻
Are you kidding? I thought this was a joke. Is it not? Am I getting pranked?
It’s a joke.
Thanks for the heads up. Seriously, I was afraid to laugh.
Taking the piss out of Trump might be the best way to get him. Ridicule him til he squeaks.😹
Shall his orange turn red!
Yes. Exactly.
It’s definitely an important front to keep up on
He’ll need plenty of ketchup.
😏
All jokes aside this is very dangerous precedent that is happening. This is his first major step into dictatorship that shouldn't be supported. Mexico should push back and Canada should be very worried.
Meanwhile musk is going through the computers like my cat goes through the kitchen garbage. And that’s why there’s a lid on it now. So why didn’t someone pull the plug? How did he break into the computers??? Someone use the code 1234 again??? Ahh A chicken leg AND a bank check account number.
#Canada is getting ready for an election. If all goes well the Governor of the Bank of Canada and Bank of England will win. Otherwise we have to deal with #PierrePoilievre, the Canadian #DonaldTrump #IamCanadian
Praying the majority of Canada chooses wisely and don't fall down this rabbit whole the US is in.
Sorry but Michigan might not like that, not to mention Wisconsin. Lol. 😂
Another reason in Illinois, we love JB!
I’m definitely jealous. Can’t imagine how Indiana must feel.
At least Oregon is Blue, but I wish our Leaders had a spine. It's pathetic.
Is Oregon blue? A state based on redlining? Or does it major city and university flip it? Illinois isn’t blue. Chicago drags the rest of this state into the next generation every time.
Portland is a lot like Chicago for Oregon. However, we have fewer population centers around the State, unlike Illinois. So while yes, Portland DOES 'drag' Oregon into the next era, that's like 80% of the population here lol.
so yes, Oregon is Blue and has been Blue for DECADES, my entire life at least and I'm almost 30.
Like myself, Illinois has always been blue. But that’s because of Chicago and the greater Chicagoland area. Looking at 2024 polling. That’s the same for Oregon.
There are pockets of blue in southern Illinois. I know because I live in one. Don't count us all out.
Good for you, stay strong!
‘Discounting’ the minority presence of dems is not my point at all. My point is that dems are largely out of touch with the world outside of their “blue bubble” the same way right wing people are .. and this disconnect (and constant splintering)is part of how we got here.
lol. I fully support this
Thank you. I needed this.
This is freaking fantastic!! This is the proper way to troll. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Mara-largo will now be known as "Temu holiday inn"
Perfect!! 😂
*Cuckingham Palace
Takes the cake!
I wish I could give you a gold medal for this. I howled
I wish I could find the words to express how brilliant this is!! 🤣🤩
😺🤡🤭🤩🤪😂
How about fart-a-lago?
I think you mean Mar A Lardo
Temu Mustang Ranch?
Have you seen the corpses that hang out at Maralago? Scary
The 'what is a woman' crowd must have a go at Mar a lardo.
The pollution there is filled with macroplastics.
Love it!
You win the internet this evening.
Disagree! Go with Lake Michconsin.
Michilliconsin 🤔
Go further...LAKE CHICAGO!!
Yeah!!!!!
History makes a case! (Though it was Lake of Illinois too.)
Did he really record this?! Hysterical—love that he did this.
😂😂😂😂😂😂🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
😆 🤣 😂
Omg!
This makes me want to move to Illinois!
They have a nice lake I hear.
This needs to be on SNL 🤣
Word for word. There is no need to change it. 🤣❤️
Absolutely!
As the cold opening
I love this!!!!
As a proud person born and raised in Michigan, I declare that henceforth Chicago shall be known as Michigan City; further, in order to avoid confusion, Michigan City, Indiana will be known as Yooperville.
You need not make such fine distinctions between various regions of Flyover Country
When you are dying of thirst, you will regret every critical word you have said about the Great Lakes Region
My state abuts two Great Lakes (Ontario, Erie). We built a canal between Erie and the Hudson River nearly 2 centuries ago
The least of the five Great Lakes. Barely deserving of the name
The Erie Canal opened your semi-obscure part of the country to settlement and agriculture
Those stout of heart and strong of body continued on while those of lesser fiber remained huddled near the margin of the continent
There are roughly 7,000 lakes in Texas, your state of current residence. Only one is a natural feature.
A state five times bigger than New York. Still sometimes a man must wander in the desert before reaching the promised land
To quote Phillip Sheridan (my fellow New Yorker): “If I owned Hell and Texas I would live in Hell and rent out Texas.”
For someone who has expressed an affinity for lakes it is interesting that you now live in a land of artificial examples
Whatever allows you to sleep at night
Being from northwest Indiana I LOVE it!!🤣🤣
South Yooperville!
Michigan proud? Lol you all let the fucking state go red. Plus your top 10 cities combined doesn't equal Chicago's population. Until you fix your voting in the next presidential election, welcome to Lake Illinois! And we'll be now calling the entire state of Michigan, East Chicago! 🤣🤣🤣
Funnier every time we watch Gov Pritzker!! Bravo Governor 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Omg the Green Bay one broke me xD I wish I still lived there
Did you notice the one-second flash of the Packers' logo at the bottom next to the closed captioning? LOL
Pritzker sounds like FritzMerz, the man who aligns with Germany's right wing Musk-cuddled neo-fascism party.
Needed a laugh. This is great!
I think I’m in love. 😆
@govpritzker.illinois.gov way to go!
This is satire?
lololol
A+. Finally a real billionaire who isn’t taking sh*t from a fake one.
It Wisconsin already renamed it last week!
Love my Governor 🤣💙💙💙💙💙
@midwestvseverybody.bsky.social
I love this hilarious Governor! ❤️😆😆😆👏👏👏👏👍👍🌊🇺🇸🗽We need more like that, mocking trump!
Yes, humor is probably a very powerful weapon … pathological narcissists like 🍊 and muskrat will hate it.
Agree! Trump once said ver candidly he HATES when people mock him!!
We need to do a lot more of it then!
CBC "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" will probably do some after the election in #Canada
Canada is not giving up. It's pissing him off. In his last tantrum, he declared that from now on: Canada mints are now Pink Detroit Lifesavers, Canadian bacon is now North Maine Ham and Canada Dry Ginger Ale is just Fizzy Lifting Drink. Melanie was reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to him.
😨 It THAT won’t bring Canadians to their knees, nothing will! 🙈😅😂😂
Two reasons, it’s a hit to their ego and narcissists aren’t funny. They can’t be humorous unless they are cutting someone else down and even that’s not funny it’s just cruel ‘humor’
I agree. Make him look like an impotent joke. Dont forget, they are WEIRD.
Yes! Keep calling them weird and stupid I love this!
Wonderful!! Good for you governor! Now, how long before the orange turd names Lake Ontario “Lake New York”? I AM CANADIAN
Another poor soul succumbs to Orange Madman's spell: 🎶"I'm your puppet." 🎶
What are you talking about??
You didn’t offend me. Thanks for explaining though. JB is a hero because he’s not afraid to speak up and he has a great sense of humor. And he’s a billionaire who actually cares about people.
I don’t know anything about him. I’m inspired to learn more about this billionaire who fights for the people. Especially one with such a convincing sense of humor. Thanks so much for calling me out for what seemed off.
🙂You’re welcome. Here’s something else great about him. During the early and most scary days of Covid, he chartered a plane under cover of darkness to smuggle PPE to Illinois healthcare workers. The grifter and his SIL had been confiscating our PPE cuz we are a blue state. Attempted murder, imho.
What a benevolent leader!! Many politicians talk, but he seems all about action. That takes some b@lls, to pull off a covert PPE rescue mission!! Definitely, attempted murder! Thanks for the story; warms my heart to know people like him exist!! My dad would have loved him too!!✨🙏✨
It’s a pleasure to meet you. What state are you from?
You too! I'm in California. What about you?
You have a pretty great Governor yourself in Newsom! 💙
Illinois, Chicagoland
"Bear Down" That's a great slogan for resistance. I hope people keep saying it. You've got to bear down on the bastards!
It’s a football reference.
EPIC! Love Governor Prtizker !
That's my governor!! Troll away JB
I wish he were my governor. Instead, I have the owner of an HVAC and home services company as my governor.
My governor has become invisible. Not a peep from her. I love your guy!
I’m in Boston but I’ve always liked this guy.
I'm a Michigander and I loved that! What say you, Gov Whitmer? Love all our blue govs 💙
I expect a strong response from Big Gretch. We can’t stand for this 😉
My Gov too! Governor Pritzker rocks!
We Illinoisans are fortunate to have him, especially after Rauner.
left voice mail and sent an e-mail thanking him for being strong and on the right side of history.
Bear Down. Lol.
My Governor as well!!! He is AMAZING!!!
“I need a hero..” Illinois “done”
Really the left sees this a win? As if Michigan is a rotten neighbor and doesn't deserve the name recognition?
Yes because of how dumb and childish it is. Mexico is a fine neighbor. Unfortunately, the propaganda has rotted your brain.
Mexico is a fine neighbor? They let the drug cartel run their country. A quarter million overdose deaths and most of that came from Mexico. Cartels got rich under Biden from illegals and drugs
We allow guns and drugs to flow to their country so those cartels can continue to exist. And most of fentanyl came from legal ports of entry. 90%. So ur wrong on every front. Isnt it weird republicans wont crack down on gun laws that allow these cartels to get them?
1/4 million is a wildly inaccurate figure plucked out of the air by Trump as usual..... www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressro...
Oh hell no! LMFAO!
I'm here for it. But Green Bay will never go down without a fight! 😂
He's gonna have to rumble w #BigGretch. I don't think he's gonna win.
😂😂😂
Hilarious 😂
Just tell me, does the GOP have to actively seek out these nut jobs or is it just a natural phenomenon?
Love this guy!!
Fantastic! @gavinnewsom.bsky.social can you rename the Pacific Ocean to the "California Ocean"?
Oregon and Washington can join in on the name-a-Roma🤣
Washington state needs to annex D.C
Too woke 😂
Yep. Great name change
I love it, let's do it.
Shouldn't it be called the BC Ocean? British Columbia, #Canada does have a longer coastline than California.
Of course we can. Everything goes now.
Wait a hot second, it should be the Oregon Ocean. Or CaOrWa Ocean.
Fine...
OrWaCa is easier to say. 😆
True, and it makes everyone believe we Oregonians are supreme😂😂
Hey! Hey! Hey! Who's got the longest coastline? Size means everything!
Well, technically it’s Alaska, should we invite Alaska?
Too cold... 🥶
Aw come on newsom - do penance for the awful CNN interview where you literally stated deference to a criminal. This is too funny to pass on.
Let’s grow up. Who ever said it first wins. 1-2-3 not it…
Laughed aloud
Moving to Illinois to vote for Prizker!!!!! Epic
Lake Erie is now Lake Cleveland 👍
Hahahaha love this 😂😂
Remember those fun videos he did with Big Gretch....?
EXCELLENT 👏👏👏 So proud of ya, guv!
I am not educated as this educated gentleman. But my belief is America is the target of division and data is is the weapon US tech cyber warfare on its own people. Born and raised in Israel youtu.be/UfoF-aHQlxk?...
Give the governor a harumph!